Author's Note: Nobody gave me ideas! So... here's what I came up with.

Rule #97: Yes, we all know Starscream has an ugly mug and has an oddly shaped chassis. Stop poking fun at him when you should be fighting.

(Riley.)

(My sister got ahold of contraband courtesy of Wheeljack when he was experimenting the effects it has on her.)

(Ten minutes later, the sugar was getting to her and the Decepticon alarm went off.)

(The first one onto the battlefield was Riley in her Cybertronian form.)

(Everyone was stunned that she was in the thick of it before Optimus was.)

(Riley spotted Starscream first and attacked him with a rocket launcher that exploded with mini bags of Doritos.)

(Screaming, "FLY AWAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS!" no less.)

(Megatron thought it was hysterical.)

(Ironhide was very proud.)

(Optimus... not so much. He just shook his helm and sighed.)

(Ratchet seems to have a sixth sense when it comes to humans, most notably Riley, and sugar.)

(He actually tackled her and dragged her off the battlefield for testing.)

(The second time around, she took to throwing the bags by hand, screaming, "Here, chippy, chippy, chippy! Chippy want a chip?")

(Starscream didn't take too kindly to that and chased her clear off the battlefield.)

(Ironhide had to go retrieve her from a cave she found in the canyons we were fighting in.)

("Riley, what did you do?")

("I asked the flying chip with the ugly ass face if he wanted a chip.")

("Riley...")

("I love you!" *cheeky grin*)

(Two weeks later, we had to battle the Decepticons again.)

(Starscream showed up and made a beeline for Riley who looked all the more smug about his new paintjob of an orange red color like a Dorito.)

(He didn't even attack, he just screamed about how he knew she broke into Decepticon headquarters and pranked him.)

(Riley then shot him in the face with her rocket launcher full of Doritos.)

(We later found out it was all Barricade's doing.)

Rule #98: A cranky Riley and Sunstreaker don't mix.

(If Riley is cranky, let her be cranky.)

(This is a side of Riley I've bore witness to when we were little and I wanted to mess with her while she was sleeping.)

(It wasn't a pretty sight.)

(Now that she's older and now has the ability to shape shift into a Cybertronian femme... it got worse.)

(When this side of her is being displayed, certain mechs and Riley just don't mix.)

(The Corvette twins, Chevy twins, Mirage, Whirlwind... and many more.)

(Only a handful of people can go near her without being killed.)

(Ironhide, Ratchet, Crimson Flame, Prowl, Optimus, Chief, Warsaw, me, and our parents.)

(Sunstreaker decided to test those waters to see that side of Riley by messing with her all day.)

(She simply shrugged him off since she's one of a few that can just tolerate the yellow twin's vanity issues.)

(When that didn't work, he decided to mess with her at night since my sister is more of a night owl and is doing her thing before winding down to go to bed.)

(This is even worse than waking her up in the middle of the night.)

(Which is what Sunstreaker did.)

(He was stupid enough to baptize her in her sleep.)

(Riley went psycho on his ass and attacked him.)

(The entire base was woken up to hearing feminine screams and a very angry Riley's voice shouting a mix of English and Cybertronian swears and oaths at three in the morning.)

(Two days later, Sideswipe and I caught Sunstreaker slinking around the base and we decided to follow him.)

(What we saw was the evidence of his punishment courtesy of Cranky Riley.)

(There was damage to his paint from head to stabilizing servo from scrapes and small dents which led to my favorite part of his punishment in the form of a massive dent in Sunstreaker's crotch plating.)

(Naturally, we took pictures and ran the moment Sunstreaker saw us.)

(The first person we told about it and showed the pictures to was Ironhide.)

(He now has a copy of that picture to hold against Sunstreaker.)

(The moment Ironhide saw her later that morning, he was all like, "That's my girl!" and hugged her.)

(That proud smile on his face was there all week every time he saw Riley.)

(Sunstreaker now only goes near her when she's around other Autobots that can pull her off of him should something happen.)

Rule #99: Toilet paper pranks are banned.

(Riley.)

(She teamed up with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe for this.)

(They hit up a store and bought a few leaf blowers, paint rollers, and at least ten packs of toilet paper.)

(When they got back, they set to work putting their prank tools together.)

(I just so happened to be around to see the prank in action.)

(Prowl was asking me about something when Riley and the Corvette twins' holoforms snuck into the room totting leaf blowers with paint rollers duct taped to them loaded with toilet paper.)

("Fire in the hole!")

(Next thing Prowl and I know, toilet paper is flying everywhere, completely covering Prowl with it.)

(Before Prowl could do anything, they ran out of the room cackling, leaf blowers still on and toilet paper still flying as they went.)

(Ironhide was their next victim and I just managed to catch up to watch them roll him.)

("Say hello to my little friend!")

(The door to his quarters was busted open and toilet paper went flying all over again all over a clearly startled Ironhide.)

(I've come to learn Ironhide doesn't get startled easy nor is it often that he gets that way.)

(But when he does, he tends to shoot first, ask questions later.)

(So I wound up nearly having my head blown off.)

(Several more people were rolled before Riley and the twins were apprehended.)

(They apparently got more than ten packs of toilet paper.)

(The list of the people rolled are as follows: )

(Optimus, Jazz, Ratchet, Ironhide, Prowl, me, Galloway, Mearing, Simmons, Galloway, Galloway, the Chevy twins, our parents, Simmons and Mearing again, Lennox, Crimson Flame, Chief, Galloway, Whirlwind, Warsaw, Galloway, Galloway, Galloway.)

(Did I mention they rolled Galloway?)

Rule #100: New songs are now banned.

Wide Awake— Katy Perry

(Ratchet thought she never went to sleep.)

(Riley and I listened to it and told him we hadn't slept a wink in eight months.)

(He glitched.)

(When he came back online, he gave us a three hour lecture on why it wasn't healthy and then we endured a two week imprisonment in the Med Bay so Ratchet could see we actually go to sleep at night.)

(That is until Riley pulled out her vampire fangs from her scare tactics stunt and went psycho, screaming bloody murder and then suddenly dropping like a stone hanging off the side of her bed upside down.)

(Ratchet and the other medics were pretty shocked and concerned.)

(Ratchet went in to put her back on the bed and...)

("IT'S ALIVE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!")

(Poor Ratchet had a Spark attack when Riley sprang up like that in his face and she ran.)

(Four days later, she's still hiding in the vents.)

(Ratchet and Ironhide are still hunting her down.)

Scooby-Doo Theme song— whoever sings the song 'cause I have no idea

(Riley loves the classic Scooby Doo cartoons.)

(So much so she got the theme song stuck in her head for a couple days.)

(Prowl had no idea what she was talking about and Googled her favorite show.)

(Then he proceeded to ban it because it had a talking dog in it.)

(Ironhide had to deal with a depressed Riley for a week.)

(Sad Riley is a heart wrenching sight to behold.)

Red Solo Cup— Toby Keith

(For real though, the song is about a cup.)

(A red Solo cup.)

(Which is pretty stupid if you ask me.)

(Prowl got really annoyed after Sunny played it nonstop in his office for half a week.)

Rule #101: No more Shark Week for Riley.

(It's not a bad thing that she's fascinated with the creatures.)

(It's that she will cheer and make comments when a shark would attack and eat when she's watching shark-related programming.)

(Then she played every shark related movie she could find on a loop for a month.)

(Annabelle is now scared to death to swim in the ocean.)

(Prowl glitched over Sharctipus. When he came back online, he listed an ass load of reasons why the ungodly combination was impossible.)

(Ratchet listed the many reasons why ghosts weren't real during Ghost Shark.)

(Ironhide, Ratchet, and Optimus became concerned about her mental health when she cheered when a guy was getting bitten into in Shark Night.)

(Red Alert is now overly afraid of sharks even though he's bigger than them.)

(That's what we tell him to help him recharge at night...)

(Until Riley told him that great white sharks can grow to be his size.)

(Prowl went on to ban everything shark-related on the TV.)

(We also noticed there's a parental block (dubbed by everybody as a Riley Block) on the TV and the Wheeljack Block has a new code since either Wheeljack hacked into the TV or someone abused their privilege to know the code.)

(I should know 'cause I caught Riley watching Shark Week on Discovery Channel in one room and Wheeljack watching cartoons in another.)

(Now only Optimus, Ironhide, Prowl, Crimson Flame, Chief, and Ratchet knows the code.)

Rule #102: Wheelie is not to be used as a damn it doll.

(Riley!)

(She was frustrated and Ratchet suggested she beat on a pillow or vent her frustration on the weapons range.)

(So Riley bought herself a damn it doll that she beat the crap out of.)

(The doll was dead after a few hours of everybody hearing Riley screaming "Damn it!" and the sound of things being broken.)

(Then came Wheelie.)

(He just wanted to know what her deal was.)

(He soon found himself duct taped and dunked repeatedly into a clogged toilet and then hauled out to the weapons range for target practice with an apple sitting on his head for her to shoot off.)

(Even though not many people really like Wheelie, Ratchet put a stop to Riley abusing him when the medic found her tossing the poor mini bot around the room and screaming "Damn it!" every time he hit something.)

(Wheelie was beaten so bad he doesn't remember what happened that day.)

(At least Riley felt better after all that, though.)