Author's Note: Merry Christmas, everybody! :D

I also realize a couple of the rules are more Thansgiving themed so, yeah, I'm a little late there, but just in time for Christmas! Hooray!

A special thanks to 2211Nighthawk and Pat Macken (a guest) for their suggestions!

I'm changing the POV again. This time, Bumblebee gets a turn to narrate the story! :D Enjoy!

Rule #109: Telling Red Alert you're going to kill yourself if one of the Autobots doesn't tell you he loves you is not a funny joke.

(He will take you seriously.)

(Sunny Brooke!)

(She told Red to tell Ratchet to tell her he loves her or she'd jump off the roof of the building.)

(I don't know how she even got here with us when we went to Russia to discuss relations between humans and Autobots.)

(Red Alert went and told everybody.)

(Naturally, Ratchet was the first on the scene.)

("Ratchet! Tell me you love me or I'll jump!")

("Sunny, you're being irrational. Get down from there.")

("You're saying you don't love me? Farewell, cruel world!")

(Then she belly flopped off the roof.)

(Ratchet had a Spark attack and ran to find the body.)

(What he found was a massive pile of snow and Sunny's head sticking out of it.)

(Needless to say he wasn't amused.)

(To show his disapproval, he swore in a mix English and Cybertronian curses and threw a wrench at her before stalking off to who knows where.)

(Nobody was stupid enough to follow him and find out.)

Rule #110: Snow is to remain outside, not in a commanding officer's office.

(Riley.)

(She used her Cybertronian form to haul truckloads of snow into Prowl's office.)

(The mech was standing up sleeping in his office again and Riley took advantage of the situation.)

(She then packed the snow around Prowl's body to make him an Autobot sized snowman.)

(Ratchet was not amused when he had to help the tactician with fending off the possibility of being rusted out.)

(Riley had to apologize to Prowl for it.)

Rule #111: The salt and ice cube challenge is banned for life.

(Leo, you dumbass!)

(Isaiah, this includes you.)

(He dared Isaiah to do the challenge.)

(If you've never heard of the salt and ice cube challenge, you basically put table salt on your arm and sit an ice cube on top of it and see how long you can hold it for.)

(I looked up what happens when you put salt on ice and it apparently makes it melt real fast.)

(So it's needless to say it gets real cold real fast.)

(I was curious about how this would play out and stuck around to watch.)

(Of course, you know Ratchet's gonna come and suck the interest out of everything.)

(He's developed a sixth sense when it comes to Riley and her addiction to sugar, Isaiah's tea addiction, Wheeljack's proneness to making things blow up, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's inability to stop stealing his wrenches and pranking him, and Leo and Miles' incapability to act intelligent.)

(So about a minute after the challenge started, Ratchet walked in to see what the two were yelling about.)

(When he saw what they were doing, he ran Isaiah and Leo to his temporary Med Bay while we're in Russia and scanned them.)

(Apparently they got a mild case of frostbite.)

(Ratchet was pissed and lectured us for an hour about the dangers of frostbite.)

(I was forced to stay and listen 'cause I let them follow through with it and reprimanded me 'cause I was irresponsible for letting them give themselves frostbite.)

(When he saw we zoned out, he tried hitting us with a wrench.)

(The room we took shelter in now has a very Ratchet sized wrench jutting out of the wall.)

(After that, I kinda went off to find Riley and hang out with her 'cause she has a soft spot for me.)

(Plus she gives the best hugs ever. :3)

(Anyone think I got a chance to steal her away from Ironhide?)

(Yes? No? Maybe?)

Rule #112: Punkin' Chunkin' is forbidden.

(Riley, why would you do that?!)

(Okay, I'll admit this one was pretty epic.)

(She teamed up with Ironhide and the Corvette twins for a little contest between them.)

(The quartet of mayhem went on to build massive machines all for the purpose of... wait for it...)

(Throwing pumpkins.)

(She got the idea for it after watching something on a channel that apparently used to have a Riley Block before she hacked it.)

(The twins had such a great time, they souped up their machine enough to throw a small Autobot.)

(Skids and Mudflap were the victims.)

(I'm amazed the machine launched them as far as it did.)

(Riley saw what they did, cackled like a madwoman, and launched Wheelie and Brains after stuffing the two into a large pumpkin.)

(Ironhide was proud.)

(Sam cheered when the two minibots were sent clear over the island and into the ocean.)

(Thing is the contest to see who could toss a pumpkin the furthest turned into a war of launching the damned things at each other.)

(Sunstreaker screamed like a little girl when a particularly large pumpkin from Ironhide's arsenal exploded against his armor.)

(They returned fire and missed. They apparently didn't do something right and their projectile didn't make it to Ironhide.)

(It didn't even get close to him.)

(It instead got to Isaiah and knocked him on his ass.)

(Isaiah says there's now a small gap in his memory of what happened.)

(All the poor guy remembers is a pumpkin hitting him and then waking up in the Med Bay.)

(The twins, Riley, and Ironhide got to spend a day in the brig for the Punkin' Chunkin' incident.)

(The twins for hitting Isaiah with a pumpkin and Riley for starting the whole thing and Ironhide for joining in on the contest.)

(After that, they got to clean it all up.)

Rule #113: The song 'Boom Chicka Boom' is banned from the base. Forever.

(Leo, you're so stupid. *shakes head*)

(He played this song over the intercom system for a whole week.)

(Ironhide, Riley, and Ratchet were lusting for blood.)

(Prowl glitched.)

(Optimus was starting to get seriously annoyed.)

(Ironhide finally shut the song off by shooting the system after busting down the doors reinforced enough to keep everybody out.)

(It got worse for everyone, particularly the Autobots, when Leo hacked into the Autobots' comlinks and continued playing the song again with an encore of 'The Mean Kitty Song'.)

(Leo was eventually apprehended after we found out he was hiding back in America.)

(Ratchet teamed up with Riley and strapped Leo to a chair forcing his eyes to remain open and played Barney the Dinosaur for a whole week.)

(Leo never does stupid things that involve hacking the Autobots' comlinks anymore after a threat of going through his punishment for an indefinite amount of time.)

Rule #114: Spiking Galloway's egg nog is not funny.

(Yes, it is. XD)

(For the record, Prowl wrote that.)

(Riley somehow got ahold of a bit of alcohol and spiked his egg nog.)

(And she just kept giving it to him and got him so drunk, it wasn't funny.)

(Ironhide thought it was funny watching the normally annoying human stagger around the room and trying to flirt with female soldiers.)

(Turns out Galloway is pretty mellow when he's smashed.)

(It got worse when Riley slipped him what looked like a large mint and a brownie.)

(A few minutes later, Galloway was screaming incoherently and building a fort out of cushions from the couches in the rec room.)

(Prowl found out about Galloway's irrational behavior and was just in time to see him burst out of the cushion fortress missing his shirt, pants, a shoe on one foot, the other shoe and a sock on the other foot, and his tie wrapped around his head with ink from his pen smeared on him like war paint.)

(Prowl looked ready to have a come apart when the deranged human attacked him with his pen, calling the writing instrument a sword with which to slay the giant fire breathing butterfly.)

(According to Riley, Golloway's trippin' and freaking out.)

(Ratchet was called in to sedate him and put him in isolation.)

(Optimus wasn't happy when he found out.)

(Riley was reprimanded and made to apologize when Galloway was back to his normal self.)

(She then spent a day in the brig when Galloway pushed for a harsher punishment.)

(Two hours after Riley was released, she got Wheeljack to get Galloway high again.)

(He instead slipped Galloway an entire packet of laxatives and Gas-X.)

(And it was made hysterical when Galloway got Mirage to drive him back to Washington when they got back to the mainland.)

(Thirty minutes into the ride, Galloway started feeling the effects of the laxatives.)

(Mirage's fatal mistake was not stopping for the human.)

(Galloway thought it was a fart.)

(He now has to pay for Mirage to get repaired and replacements for everything that was ruined.)

(Riley and Wheeljack were grounded for a few days and had to apologize again.)