This is probably the crappiest thing I've written, and yet somehow it's my favorite. BOO IS COMING OUT TOMORROW!
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So, yeah.
Oh, and Uncle Rick released the title for his new series, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard or something like that. That last name can not be a coincidence!
*Sigh* I can't believe it's really coming to an end. I mean its Persassius fucking Jackson, so it will never really end, but . . . we've been waiting for this day before we knew it existed, and now it's really here. Greek GODS I can't. I just can't!
This stupid thing won't let me put more than one exclamation point! Stupid.
Am I a blonde, grey eyed daughter of Athena who can kick butt? No? Then I don't own Percy Jackson.
To those of you who live where the release date is earlier, I salute you. To those of you who live where the release date is later, I pity you. To those of you who live in Chicago, race you to the finish line.
(To the tune of the Annie song - Tomorrow.)
"THEEEEEEEEE
Book will come out,
tomorrow!
Bet your bottom drachma that tomorrow
There'll be blood (of Olympus)!"
Annabeth looked up from her blueprints and stared as Percy skipped into her room, singing at the top of his voice.
"Just thinking about
Tomorrow
Clears away Arachne's cobwebs and Nico's sorrow
Till there's none!"
"Percy," said Annabeth slowly. "I know I am going regret asking this, but . . . what are you doing?"
"I'm singing!" exclaimed Percy.
"When Zeus give me a day that's grey and lonely
I just stick out my chin and grin and
SAAAAAAAAAY-"
"Yes, I realize that," Annabeth said through gritted teeth. "But why, Percy?"
"Because! Tomorrow the Blood of Olympus is coming out!" Percy grinned so hard it looked like his face might break.
Annabeth just looked at him. "So?"
"SO!? So tomorrow we defeat Gaea and find out what the prophecy really means! We all get our happily ever after, Leo rescues Calypso, Nico gets adopted by Snowbaz and finds someone to love, the Greeks and the Romans become friends, we build a Greek city, you and I get pizza and Chinese food, we go see my mom and Paul and Thalia and Grover and Rachel and Clarisse and all our friends from Camp Half-Blood, and Octavian gets hunted down by the mutilated bodies of all his teddy bears! I'll smack some sense into the Gods by being disrespectful and impertinent, talk some sass and eat blue chocolate chip cookies! It is going to be an epic battle of awesomeness, sunshine, rainbows and happiness!"
"Or everyone will die, all the paring will be broken up, the whole fandom will go to hell, go mad from grief and Rick Riorden's body will be found at the bottom of Tartarus."
Percy's face sagged in horror. "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?"
Annabeth shrugged. "Just trying to keep you from jinxing us."
"Well!" Percy fumed. He turned pointedly away from Annabeth and glared broodingly out the door, pouting.
Piper happened to walk by in the hallway.
Percy pounced on her, dragging her into the room and spinning her around. "Sing with me, Piper! We can't let all the horrible, heart wrenching things that are bound to happen, get us down!"
"Cool," Piper grinned. "I can dig it."
"OOOOOOOOOOH
BLOOD OF OLYMPUS COMES OUT TOMORROW
PERCABETH, HANG ON UNTIL TOMORROW
COME WHAT MAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Percy and Piper sang, dancing around Annabeth as she frowned disapprovingly. Percy grabbed her hands and pulled her up, whirling her around and around.
"TOOOOOOMORROW!
TOMORROW!
I LOVE PERCY!"
"Those are not the lyrics, Perseus Jackson!" Percy laughed, and accidentally spun them both into a wall. They tumbled to the floor in a pile of indignant limbs. Piper giggled and slipped away, choosing to give them some privacy. She resumed her journey to the deck of the ship, where everyone was waiting.
"Tomorrow,
is only a daaaayy,
Aaaaaaawwaaaaaayyyyy."
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
THERE ARE NOT WORD TO EXPRESS WHAT I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW! And you can forget about school. F*** that s***, I'm going to be spending the day fangirling and convincing my teachers to not give me any homework.
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See you on the other side, suckers.
