Rule #127: Public embarrassment pranks are not funny.

(Riley!)

(She reprogrammed Prowl and coaxed Jazz, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and Whirlwind into joining her for some public embarrassment.)

(Okay, she got me in on this, too, just to record it.)

(They took the brainwashed Prowl out into the busiest street they could find and set to work.)

(While I was situated on the other side of the street to film it, Prowl had Riley and Sunstreaker lay down in weird poses and traced out their body outlines on the sidewalk, dumped fake blood on the two of them, and started taping the area off.)

(It didn't seem strange that he asked someone to help him hold the tape. I thought he was going to get some tape to hold it there.)

(Instead, Jazz, Sideswipe, and Whirlwind made an appearance and pulled out a radio and began blaring music and dancing around like idiots.)

(In my opinion, they looked like they were having seizures.)

(It was made even funnier when the "victims of foul play" got up and began dancing with them.)

(An all-out limbo party broke out for a couple hours before Prowl stopped it and dispersed the crowd.)

(Two hours later it started up again.)

(Later that day, Whirlwind was dared to get his holoform waxed and had to ask the woman if they also did bikini waxes for men.)

(I died when she said they did for a thousand bucks.)

(Riley was dared to flirt with another man and say and I quote: "Nice ponytail, cupcake.")

(She did and ran away.)

(Jazz went looking for Christmas music for pigs, Justin Bieber's Kwanzaa CD, Barbara Streisand's duck sauce, seedless sunflower seeds, and Portuguese fish socks.)

(Sideswipe found a wedding and crashed it just as the preacher was getting to the part where he would ask if anyone objected.)

("I object! I object! Janet, I love you! Come back to me!")

(He then proceeded to grab the bride and turn her around and frowned at her.)

("I don't even know you!" O_o)

("Wait a minute. You're not Janet. ... Does anyone know where the First Baptist Church is? My ex-girlfriend is getting married in twenty minutes.")

(He proceeded to run away screaming about his nonexistent lover.)

(Sunstreaker refused to do any of his dares mostly 'cause his dares involved potentially damaging his paintjob.)

(His punishment was concocted by his own brother and Riley.)

(He was forced to walk around in a shirt imprinted with lobsters and his arm in a cast.)

(Sunstreaker had to go on a video scavenger hunt as it was called.)

(The best part was him needing to go into a port-a-potty and film the inside, full three-sixty degrees door closed, and everything.)

(He wouldn't get within twenty feet of them complaining of it stinking.)

(Sideswipe and Riley actually walked over to him and forced him inside, cackling the entire time.)

(The others failed to notice the diabolical looks on their faces before the port-a-potty Sunstreaker was in was pushed over.)

(Sideswipe and Riley locked themselves in the brig and short circuited the panel controlling the barriers for the cells when Sunstreaker came after them.)

(It was a week before the control panel was fixed to let them out.)

Rule #128: Cranky Optimus is to be avoided at all costs.

(Let me explain why this is here.)

(While this is a very rare occurrence to behold, this side of him only comes out when he hasn't gotten any recharge for a prolonged period of time.)

(He will seriously go on like this for days or weeks on end working on reports and stuff for the American government.)

(Sometimes the only reason he will go into recharge is when Ratchet threatens to sedate him or when he's put out of his misery for repairs.)

(But let me tell you, Boss Bot can be scary as Pit when he's in this state of mind.)

(Galloway learned that the hard way.)

(Optimus was heading to his quarters for a well-deserved recharge and that Pit spawn decided to stop him.)

(That stupid idiot held him there for ten minutes and Optimus started dozing standing up.)

(When he noticed this, Galloway thought it'd be smart to kick Optimus and swore at him.)

(Optimus actually pulled a gun on him and probably would have shot him had it not been for Riley being nearby and restrained him.)

(She literally dragged him to his quarters and threw him inside before going back for Galloway.)

(If you ever saw Riley in her human form after she ran away a few times, you would find the right side of her head is shaved courtesy of Galloway.)

(He forced a surgery on her human form some time before she transformed into an Autobot femme for the first time.)

(So naturally she hates him.)

(To make her point of how much she hates him, she shaved his head and hung him by the seat of his pants on the flagpole.)

(And that's how everyone found him that next morning.)

(No one was in a rush to help him until Optimus made someone get him down.)

Rule #129: The Corvette Twins appreciate anyone that has a good sense of humor and love of pranks. Those who conspire with them will be put under close observation of the Autobots.

(Sunny used the pool as the world's largest Jell-O mold and got a week in the brig for it.)

(Riley created some technology and turned her brother into a real life Spiderman.)

(Sunny and a few soldiers (male and female if you're wondering) went rabid fangirl on Isaiah before he could get away.)

(Ratchet found out about it and demanded to know who was responsible.)

(Wheeljack got a day in the brig for something he didn't do before Optimus discovered it was Riley's doing.)

(Darren decided to join in on the fun and revisited the toilet paper guns Riley and the Corvette twins made.)

(He then went and started rolling everything and everyone, including the 'Vette twins.)

(Sunny replaced the towels in Galloway's private bathroom with flypaper and rigged the shower to spray fake blood all over him.)

(The Corvette twins decided to join in and altered their holoforms to be Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehogs, making Riley squeal like a fangirl when she saw them.)

Rule #130: The consumption of Cheez-Its and Sun Chips is to be restricted.

(Turns out Riley got herself a new addiction.)

(I thought nothing of her craving for Cheez-Its until she ate three boxes in a week.)

(The next week, she began running around the base with a bag of Sun Chips screaming, "SUN CHIPS, SAAAAAN!")

(Ratchet didn't particularly find it funny when she threw Sun Chips at him before she ran away.)

(When he finally caught her, he forced her to do a three day stint in the Med Bay for observation.)

Rule #131: Sunny Brooke has an unnatural infatuation with Ratchet and she's not afraid to boast it.

(This is actually pretty funny if you think about it.)

(Riley has a sketch of his holoform in her sketchbook and Sunny asked her for a copy.)

(Sunny will actually prank Ratchet and bother him in the middle of work just to get his attention.)

(Ratchet is actually not sure what to do with the seemingly deranged human femme.)

(I think it's scaring him that the femme wants him as a lover. XD)

Rule #132: Optimus would like to remind everyone to be on their best behavior when government officials (especially Galloway) visit any and all NEST bases.

(Optimus, I just don't see anyone following this rule unless they're crazy or unaware how big of an asshole Galloway is.)

(Which is unlikely since everyone's had their fair share of run-ins with Galloway.)

(Riley is currently plotting ways to strike the fear of God into him.)

(I don't think he learned his lesson with the flypaper towel and being hung by his underwear from the flagpole.)

(Mearing is just that big of an asshole, only slightly toned down. Slightly, mind you.)

(I'm not even sure if Riley's even been face to face with her before.)

(But then again, Mearing did get dive bombed by those freaky ass robot monkeys she made with 'Jack.)

(I do know she's met Simmons briefly, but I don't think she's actually talked to him.)

(She did glomp him during the LOLCats incident, now that I think about it.)

(Isaiah is plotting ways to murder Galloway and make it look like an accident.)

(Just out of sheer spite (and boredom), Leo, Sam, and Miles decided to revisit the prank Riley pulled to get Galloway high again.)

(That actually backfired somewhat and Mearing, Dutch, and Simmons were the victims.)

(Twenty minutes later, Mearing had went through three bottles worth of beer in her coffee, Dutch somehow managed to eat an entire pan of seemingly harmless brownies with stale marshmellows, and Simmons got smashed with some LSD and Coke laced with Jack Daniels.)

(Mearing turns out to be a sad drunk.)

(Dutch had some interesting hallucinations about pink polar bears wearing kilts on unicycles, tap dancing waffles, polka dancing marshmellows, and a breakdancing leprechaun.)

(Simmons... well, let's just say he went AWOL.)

(Ironhide and Sideswipe thought the whole thing was hysterical.)

(It apparently reminded them of the times Riley would get high on sugar.)

(Prowl glitched when he caught sight of Simmons running around screaming incoherently about something or another and somehow climbing into the rafters of the Autobot's hangar.)

(Riley, Arcee, Carly, and Mikaela thought it'd be funny to put makeup on him when he passed out on the couch in the rec room.)

(Simmons woke up to find gaudy makeup scrawled all over his face.)

(Optimus wasn't happy when he saw this.)

(Galloway, remembering this from last time, turned on Riley.)

(Thanks to Red Alert, the real culprits were detained and made to apologize to their victims.)