Author's Note: Okay, this took way longer than I wanted to take to write and getting caught up in this nasty little thing called reality and some writer's block and other stories I wanna write for but haven't gotten around to yet. -_-; Hopefully, the next installments won't take so freaking long. This is also going to be a rare update with four chapters because there was a lot of suggestions from last time and ones I somehow overlooked when reading the comments.

Suggestions brought to you by:

Sapphire Oaks 69: Rule #145 and #146

And a special thanks to him for letting me throw his OC Olivia into the mix. :)

Prophet21: Rule #148

What Lies Beyond: Rule #149

MISCrasyaboutfanfics: Rules #147 and #150

Enjoy! :)

Rule #145: The usage of Facebook is to be restricted. Giving Autobots their own Facebooks is also forbidden.

(Prowl, I hate you!)

(I can't live without my Happy Aquarium and Mirrors of Albion! D,:)

(I followed Prowl around begging him to let me have Facebook back.)

(When he finally consented to limited use, I glomped him.)

(One week later, I got a friend request from a particularly good looking guy. I mean, like, the hot doctor type.)

(He looked so familiar, but I couldn't place where I've seen him before until I saw his name was Ron Hatchet.)

(When I looked at his wall, there were literally hundreds of women asking him to be the father of their children and more than a few marriage proposals.)

(Ratchet was mortified when I showed him.)

(Prowl then went and had Facebooks deleted that were for the other Autobots' holoforms.)

Rule #146: Olivia and Sunstreaker— if these two are together, don't bother them.

(This girl is actually an old friend of mine and for some reason has the hots for Sunstreaker.)

(I seriously don't understand it at all and I've since given up trying.)

(For a while, I thought she hated him and Sideswipe for finding out about the Goth phase she went through and teasing her about her being partially disfigured from an accident.)

(It was a dark time, I suppose, but I never really got a reason for going Goth. :/)

(She apparently forgave them.)

(How do I know, you ask?)

(I caught them in the middle of a make out session and made sure to tell them not to get crazy enough to spawn mini Sunstreakers.)

(So... yeah, I got chased all over Diego Garcia by a rabid Corvette for my trouble.)

(I only evaded him by hiding in the Med Bay amidst everything Ratchet's got scattered around.)

Rule #147: Don't take Annabelle's Barbie dolls and do disturbing things with them!

(It's no secret Annabelle Lennox has everybody wrapped around her little finger.)

(The Autobots adore her and she's particularly attached to a certain black mech with enough firepower to wipe Russia off the map.)

(So when her dolls went missing from her corner in the rec room, everyone started scouring the base for them.)

(Everyone searched, but no luck.)

(That next morning, it was my turn to watch Anna and we found the dolls...)

(... With their eyes and mouths taped shut, dripping with fake blood, and nooses around their necks hanging from the ceiling.)

(It's a massive understatement to say Anna was freaked out.)

(Sarah and Will weren't happy when I had to pull them out of a meeting to help me deal with their traumatized little girl.)

(I've never seen Ratchet interact with Annabelle that often, but when he does, it's a Kodak moment.)

(After Will and Sarah took their daughter after the psych eval on Anna, Ratchet turned on me, grilling me about everything I saw.)

(Then he kinda just stormed out cursing in a mixture of Cybertronian and English.)

(That next morning, the base woke up to listening to "Barbie Girl" blaring over the intercom.)

(It really got some people fired up and they went charging down there to break into the communications room to get to the culprit.)

(Ironhide was our sanity's saving grace when he shot the speakers.)

(If he hadn't, I probably would've.)

(Ratchet did eventually track down and catch the pranksters behind the hanging Barbies and beat the hell out of them and threw them in the brig.)

(I tell you, the Chevy twins should know better than that by now. *shakes head*)

Rule #148: When Wheeljack gets his laboratory privileges temporarily revoked, there's a reason for it.

(Trust me. It's for his own good.)

(There's stuff everywhere he has either stopped working on in favor of new projects or recently destroyed and/or malfunctioning equipment and machines.)

(It's dangerous in there.)

(Frankly, I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself because of those half-baked and half-assed projects of his.)

(His latest crack ass experiment involved a gun that, as per Jackie's style, blew up.)

(Somehow, it scrambled his circuitry and started behaving like a small child.)

(Then he started following me around like a lost puppy... and Ironhide didn't like that at all.)

(I thought it was adorable until he found his way into Ratchet's clutches and was put under observation.)

Rule #149: Pokémon and Digimon are officially banned.

(Prowl banned it because of the idiocy that ensues when it's on the base.)

(Plus he says it's so pointless, it will turn your brain into a pile of slag.)

(Not only that, fights kept breaking out in disputes over whether or not Digimon is better than Pokémon.)

(Both sets of twins got into a fight over which was better.)

(Poor Bumblebee got caught in the middle of it when the twins cornered him about which one he thought was better and 'Bee refused to comment.)

(As per the Terror Twins' style, it escalated into an all-out brawl which ended in a trip to see Ratchet.)

Rule #150: Everyone is to make sure that they lock their doors if they're doing something private.

(Poor Annabelle was so innocent and she walked into that.)

(Annabelle had to be given the Cybertronian version of the "birds and the bees" talk by Ratchet.)

(Sara was ready to help Ratchet weld the 'Bots Anna walked in on to the wall.)

(I can't say I blame Inferno and Firestar for getting frisky since they haven't seen each other in so long.)

(I guess they forgot to lock the door in their hurry.)