Author's Note: Part two of the suggestions installment. :)

Pat Macken: Rule #151

Somehow, I didn't see that last suggestion you gave, but it's here now. :) And maybe sometime later, I'll get around to putting up a chapter where some of the rules are played out.

Canikostar99: Rule #152

MISCrasyaboutfanfics: Rule #153

Optimusa: Rule #154

Enjoy! :)

Rule #151: Transformation pranks.

(I don't know why I never thought of this prank earlier.)

(Isaiah decided we haven't done enough pranks with our parents, so this is how it turned out.)

(He started recreating a protoform's armor and covered it in fake skin, slipping it onto our parents in the middle of the night.)

(Dad was shocked to find a spiked piece of armor barely contained by 'skin' that next morning and it got worse when he saw Mom with armor jutting out of her.)

(They went to Ratchet to see if what happened to me was happening to them.)

(Ratchet took one look at them and began preforming an ass load of tests and scans before discovering the armor wasn't attached to our parents' bodies and pulled the fake skin and metal off.)

(Dad proceeded to use his mobile suit to beat the hell out of the 'Vette twins before he discovered it was Isaiah's doing.)

(Dad actually managed to catch Isaiah before he could escape in his vehicle mode and punished him for it.)

Rule #152: Sweet and sappy love songs are banned.

(They're banned with a capital 'B'.)

(Pun totally intended since this rule revolves around 'Bee.)

(Sideswipe and Sunstreaker decided that Bumblebee and Arcee's relationship wasn't blooming as quickly as they would've liked and decided to help them along.)

(They screwed with his vocal processors and rigged it to play nothing but love songs whenever he opened his mouth around Arcee.)

('Bee was none the wiser about what happened until that morning.)

("Hey, 'Bee. Wanted to let you know Hound is taking over combat training today 'cause the Hatchet sank his claws into Ironhide over a maintenance workup.")

("'Kay. I heard it's because— you're beautiful!")

("Bumblebee?")

("You're beautiful, it's true!")

("Um... thanks?")

(He proceeded to bombard me with every love song known to man, everything from Sinatra to Maroon 5 and more.)

(Arcee overheard and laughed, thinking he was flirting with me.)

(The twins were disappointed because their plan backfired.)

(Then they took matters into their hands and told Arcee upfront 'Bee was flirting with me to make her jealous.)

(And it worked 'cause she approached me and told me to back off from 'Bee.)

(You would think she would know by now my relationship with Ironhide is serious and we're dating. Sort of. Unless you think a romantic date involves heavy artillery and explosives.)

(Plus 'Bee is a little immature for my taste in men.)

(When word of the sappy love song onslaught reached him, Ironhide nearly ran down Bumblebee, but he calmed when I explained he was pranked by the Terror Twins to get Arcee's attention.)

Rule #153: Everyone is allowed to give gifts on Valentine's Day, but don't give everyone too much chocolate! Strike that: no chocolate. Period.

(It's contraband, you know.)

(But someone managed to actually get some on base and someone found out.)

(So, the people that found out who's smuggling it into base started paying them to smuggle their cravings.)

(In case you're wondering, it's Will.)

(Because Will was away on Valentine's Day in Scotland dealing with a couple Decepticons, he decided to make it up to her and wanted to surprise his wife.)

(But since she's encountered giant alien robots and has one living with them, hardly anything surprises Sarah anymore.)

(So he came to me.)

(Three words: chocolate and roses. Afterwards, maybe a movie and dinner at a fancy restaurant.)

(Ironhide and I volunteered to keep Annabelle while her parents took advantage of a late Valentine's Day/date night.)

(After getting the roses and somehow managing to smuggle the chocolate past Ratchet's Scanner of Doom, everything was set up to surprise Sarah.)

(Once Sarah walked in on that, Will set to work romancing her.)

(He thanked me for the various suggestions mentioned and not mentioned here because Sarah actually was surprised by the delayed Valentine's Day.)

(Two weeks later, Ratchet cornered him about how he got chocolate into the base without setting off the scanners.)

(He didn't tell Ratchet, but he told me he paid off the 'Bot watching the scanner.)

Rule #154: Avatar mischief is not allowed.

(Even though there's already a rule about this.)

(Refer to Rule #95.)

(Someone thought it'd be funny to mess with Optimus' holoform.)

(Gender swap style.)

(So the next time he used his holoform, it was a woman that looked like a Victoria's Secret model, only clothed.)

(Glitching men everywhere.)

(It took Prime all of two seconds to figure it out.)

(Cranky Optimus came out to play in broad daylight.)

(Remember Rule 128? If not, take a peek back at that rule and bask in the reason its there.)

(It was terrifying to see it in the middle of the night, but this was traumatizing.)

(Optimus relentlessly hunted the party responsible down and they all disappeared.)

(The next time I saw Optimus' holoform, it was back to being a man.)

(I've never seen him look so smug.)

(I didn't bother asking what he did to the Corvette twins.)

(Why? I was brave enough to follow Cranky Optimus to see where he was taking them and found he went to me and Ratchet's secret torture chambers.)

(That was all I needed to know either, Boobah, Teletubbies, the Wiggles, Barney, or Sesame Street was involved.)

Rule #155: Don't give the Autobots panic attacks.

(It's like making them worry, but far worse.)

(I had to do it.)

(I had to prank Crimson Flame.)

(After talking the Chevy twins into helping me set up the prank, I roped in a couple soldiers to be my accomplices.)

(We rigged the lighting and door to his quarters to malfunction and trap him inside.)

(The soldiers and I crawled in through the air duct into Crimson Flame's quarters, moaning and crying for help.)

(Crimson Flame shrugged it off, knowing how humans like to escape the medics and guardians through the vents, but that doesn't mean he would ignore a cry for help.)

(But then he saw us.)

(We must've looked a sight to behold, some of us limping and others crawling towards him with fake skin peeling off and covered in blood, 'missing limbs' and realistic looking limbs growing out if different parts of our bodies.)

(Seeing me must've shocked him more than the soldiers with my Chelsea smile, spots of my body looking like its overrun with flesh eating bacteria, and ripped clothes. For added effect, I taught myself to cry on command and sound like I'm in the worst kind of pain imaginable.)

(In case you don't know what a Chelsea grin is, it's a form of torture where cuts are made in the corners of the mouth to make the victim scream, thus tearing the skin further apart to make a gruesome Cheshire smile.)

(The mech spazzed out and commed Ratchet for backup.)

(Ratchet had to knock the door down to get to us and nearly glitched when he saw us.)

(Just as Ratchet made a grab for us, the soldiers and I bolted back into the vents, hissing and spitting like monsters in a horror movie.)

(After an hour of staying out of the Doc Bot's reach in the shafts, we snuck back to see the aftermath.)

(I kinda feel guilty about making Crimson Flame break down like that.)

(I mean, it was full on panic mode with him making loud keening wails like he was in agonizing pain in his distress before Ratchet had to give him a light sedative to calm him down.)

(Me and the others were eventually caught and put under observation.)

(When asked what happened to us, we gave Ratchet Galloway and said he tortured us.)

(A protesting Galloway was thrown in the brig all too gleefully by everyone that heard about what happened with me and the other soldiers.)

(Then it was found out it was makeup.)

(More mental health exams and observation.)

Rule #156: When hit with a sudden craving, don't growl at the surrounding Autobots for food.

(It kinda freaks them out a bit.)

(For realsy.)

(I was craving strawberries. Pretty badly, I might add.)

(So I followed Ironhide around begging him to feed me.)

(He just dropped me off in the mess hall to leave me to get it myself.)

(Being on an island, do you honestly think the base gets regular shipments of strawberries?)

(Ratchet was pleased to know I was craving something healthy. But then he found out I was growling at others to give me the fruit I so desperately crave.)

(The good doctor was kind enough to order them for me.)

(Then I went behind his back and ordered a truckload of them on top of his order to make homemade jelly.)

(All natural, of course. Ratchet would kill me if he saw me with a bag of sugar, much less a spoonful of sugar.)

(So, naturally, he got mad when he caught me making a batch of jelly.)

(When he asked what I was doing, I told him we were out of my favorite flavor jelly.)

(He actually let it go this time because it was all natural.)

(Lucky me! :D)