YOU'RE BACK! Hellooooooo nurse! You so pretty! Sooooo PRETTY! C'mere! I must lick you! You smell nice too. *grin*

Rated M.

M is for MATURE people.

If I can pretend to be, then you can too.

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! *sob* However sometimes I wonder if Mashima-sama used to follow me around and take character ideas from my friends and I.

At least let a girl dream!

Chapter 18

Happy Thoughts

"Stop squirming down there! Just pathetic, you should have come without that human body, it weighs you down and makes you weak!" Erza sat on a log in the clearing, one foot keeping a certain sandy-haired spirit being plastered to the ground. The red haired battle maiden was flushed with the taste of liquor. "More sake!"

Jellal had already retrieved a new jug for them. He poured some into his lady's cup and returned to his spot next to her. Completely unperturbed by the lion spirit she had pinned to the ground. He knew how Erza got when she drank.

"Erza! I'm sorry! Come on! Lemme up!" Loke whined, "this body can't take much more abuse."

Erza shot a glare down to him that froze him in his wails before she stated, "My abuse will only make you stronger!"

Levy walked up to them and whispered to Jellal, "What's he in for...?"

Erza answered for him, "This pathetic bag of fluff was trying to go after Lucy in the forest. I know of his reputation! Any protector of justice and women's chastity would have done the same! This filthy womanizer must be punished!"

Levy adorned a sweatdrop on her brow as Gajeel walked up behind his blunette, "Geheh, maybe Salamander was right for once, only exceeds make good cats."

"That's cold!" Loke harrumphed. He'd tried keeping his pride in tact, but it seemed an impossible endeavor when being held down by one woman's foot.

Levy was curious, "You were going after Lucy? In the forest?" She glanced out over at the trees.

Gajeel looked down at Jellal, who was enjoying his fresh glass of sake, "What the hell are you dressed as?"

"It was Erza's idea.."

"Jellal is the mighty Robin Hood!" Erza's voice boomed proudly, "Enemy of the rich and hero to the poor! I am his partner and most trusted confidant, Will Scarlet!" She ran a hand through her hair as she introduced herself and she practically sparkled. Indeed, if she had of been the true Will Scarlet of legend, Robin Hood would have never bothered with Maid Marian.

Levy whispered, this time much quieter, to Jellal, "Wasn't... Little John supposed to be Robin Hood's right hand man in the stories?"

Jellal just shook his head, and offered Erza more sake.

^.^

"Happy was right, these are like pillows!"

Lucy gasped when he suddenly turned his face towards her breast and nuzzled his nose into them. "Nat~su!" She took him by the shoulders and pushed him away. Her ears may have been playing tricks on her, but she could have sworn she heard a whimper come from him, "you can't touch those!"

Natsu ducked out from her hands, stood up and came back from her side to wrap his arms around her waist again. He brushed his nosed on her cheek, "Why not?"

"Why not?!" Lucy stuttered, "are you crazy?"

"You're the one who's crazy. You like it when I touch you, but you say I can't." He buried his face into the bridge of her neck.

Lucy turned beat red, "That's—that's not the point Natsu." She tried moving to where she could look at him, but he fished around behind her and breathed in her hair deeply. She felt his grip on her waist loosen slightly so she turned around to try and catch his gaze, but once she faced him, he cupped her cheek in one hand and lowered his mouth to lick and nibble her neck, suddenly holding her extremely close with the one hand now at the small of her back.

She gasped and Natsu smelled arousal more pungently. He lifted his head to meet her gaze, placing his forehead on hers, "This is fun, isn't it Luce?"

Her eyes widened, "Fun..?"

Natsu granted her with a cheeky grin, "Yea, I'm really happy I got to kiss you."

Assuming her blush would just be a permanent part of her face from now on, Lucy sighed, "More like you stole a kiss from me..."

"I can do that?"

"Huh? Na-" Lucy started.

Natsu wasted no time in tilting her chin up and met her mouth with his. His lips were warm and inviting this go around. He coaxed her lips open with his and dove into the kiss. Lucy's eyes fluttered closed as he brought both his hands to her cheeks and leaned in towards her. She took a step back, nearly breaking their second kiss ever, to which Natsu growled and moved his hands again. One to be buried into her hair, the other holding her firmly mid back. He parted lips with her only in the slightest to whisper, "There you go, running away from me again," before resuming his exploration of her mouth. He was much more gentle for this second kiss, but it still held the same wistful passion that held their first in such fond memory. As a penance, he decided to take away her feet and leaned forward again, this time dipping her backward. Natsu held her close as he lowered her to the cave's floor and pressed his body against hers, sharing a touch of his power with her to guard against the cold stone. Lucy moaned against his lips when he did this—Natsu pulled his head back and looked at her wide eyed, red now tinting his face as well.

"Damn Luce," he breathed, "I... you shouldn't make, those noises... they..."

Lucy bit her lip, confused by what he was trying to say, or maybe—just confused about everything!

And now she's biting her lip again? This woman will be the end of me...

"Ohhh Luce," Natsu shook his head, "what did I tell you about biting yourself like that?" He couldn't help himself, he growled and nipped at her neck. "I'll bite you now, you don't have to."

Lucy raised an eyebrow, she was beginning to grow a touch of confidence in their sudden change of status. "Oh? Do I get to bite you too?"

The evil grin that suddenly covered Natsu's face nearly made the Celestial mage regret her words. He pulled off the bandana that was beginning to bother him from his forehead, and lifted up to his knees and shrugged off the coat Mira had made for him. Lucy hadn't noticed that she bit her lip again as she watched the waterfall play with the shadows that caressed his chest and torso. Natsu leaned back on top of her again and nipped her ear and whispered in a husky voice, "I think I'd like it if you bit me."

Just like that, Lucy felt shy again-confidence gone. This dragon of hers did her in with his voice, and his breath, and his nips. Natsu however, was all instinct at this point. He traced nibbles and kisses down from her ear to her neck, those lips of his felt blissfully warm. Once the fire wizard was almost to her shoulder he opened his mouth wider, lightly biting but mostly sucking her sweet skin to taste her more fully. He found his actions rewarding in more ways than one when his partner let out another delicious moan that sent him quivering for more of her. Natsu explained his lust to her by pressing his lower half onto her, his length unmistakably between them. It hadn't occurred to him how good it would feel! Rubbing against her banished his mouth from her neck when he was overcome by a powerful grunt of pleasure. The feeling was amplified still when his star maiden forcefully brought her hands to the bare skin of his sides, right above his hips and began to grip his skin—hard. She grasped so tightly it was on the verge of hurting and Natsu just loved it. Lucy was pulling his lower half even closer to her and groaning over the sensations it granted her. Natsu felt that this was a natural way for him to move his body, so simple, so great!

"Nat..su!" Lucy was overwhelmed with the feeling of him being so close to her, she needed more of him, needed it more than anything. She arched her back, trying to bridge whatever gap was missing from how she felt and what she wanted.

The fire dragon looked down at his prey. He examined her eyes clouded in a way he had never seen, admired her dainty mouth that she now left open to breath-and moan-and gasp. His eyes traveled down and widened at her bubbling over bosom, barely held in by her dress. They heaved up and down by her rapid breathing and Natsu kissed good bye to sanity. He lowered his teeth down to the low neckline of her dress and ripped her breasts free with his teeth.

"Nat~su! My-dress!"

"I'll get you a new one." Natsu growled, "later."

Now he contended with a black lacy bra that looked to be no challenge at all. He could see the arousal she held for him and he did not have the patience to remove it. Natsu planted his mouth to the edge of the cloth and snaked his tongue under it, easily pushing the frilly thing to the side so he could receive the treasure it held. He brought that darker pink color into his mouth and feasted. He sucked and released, nibbled both the pink and surrounding peach, and dragged his tongue all over it. He concluded that these were so much more than pillows.

Lucy surprised him by bringing her hand to the breast he ignored. She massaged it as he tasted her.

He thought to himself, holy fuck she's hot... hands! I can use hands too!

She was writhing underneath him. Lucy lifted one of her knees up, inevitably brushing her skirts up as well. Natsu heard the tussle of cloth and swung an arm down to reach for her leg. She hummed and he lifted his head to meet lips with her again, leaning into her mouth as she started to explore his mouth for the first time. He brought his hand down to her thigh, sharing his magic to warm her chilled skin there—which caused another delightful groan from Lucy that vibrated in his mouth. Natsu pushed back into their kiss to fight for dominance as his warmed hand slipped closer to her core. With her skirts pushed up like this, he could smell that sweet scent of her lust like a wave of euphoria. He shook with desire once his fingers reached the culprit of that smell. Lucy was making unintelligible Mmm sounds while she let him reclaim their kiss. He drove into her mouth as he slipped his fingers past another irritating piece of cloth and was met with wet, silky soft skin as to what he never could have imagined.

When his fingers stroked her, Lucy reeled her head back and moaned louder than any of her other noises, and she had not been quiet. Oh but his warm fingers were the best thing in all of this world and the Celestial heavens! She clamped her legs around him selfishly and breathed hard as he stroked her. Natsu was biting her neck again and his other hand had crept to cradle that neck. She squeezed him between her legs and felt his aroused member twitch on her thigh. She shuttered and tried to regain the capability of thought.

I am Lucy Heartfilia

I am in a cave

Natsu Dragneel is seducing me...

She did not want to stop. Natsu was loving her in a way she'd never thought possible, thought left her consciousness again when the man above her slipped three fingers right into her core. Lucy screamed, there was no other word for it. She swung her head to the side as Natsu wiggled the fingers within her. Suddenly his lips were to her ear again, "You like that Luce? It smells like you like it."

"Naaaa!"

"Yes?" He ground his lower half over her thigh and groaned.

"Oh Mavis Natsuuu!"

"Damn I need you Luce." He whispered her name sensually into her ear.

He lowered his lips to her hand that was still massaging herself and he licked her middle finger, "I've never seen you do that before, do you do it a lot?" As Natsu spoke, he started slipping his fingers out and back in her wetness. This caused her grit her teeth and clutch her hands, one on his side and one on her own breast—it didn't matter, she felt she had to hold on or fall into nothingness.

I am Lucy Heartfilia

I am in a cave

Natsu Dragneel is seducing me...!

"Natsu..." She called out to him.

"I'm here Luce." Natsu purred to her.

"We, no, Naaastu," she feared he would hate her for this, "we should stop.."

The fire dragon sighed, that was it. With those simple words, she'd called him off. He groaned and kissed her again, but sweetly just teasing her tongue with his as he slowly pulled his fingers from her which caused her to gasp. She suddenly felt cold with his fingers' absence. Natsu brought his hand up to look at it, then he looked at her and stuck one finger in his mouth at a time, sucking them clean.

"Damn but that's a sweet taste."

Lucy sighed heatedly, watching him enjoy her juices, but the only thing she could think to say was, "Weirdo."

"You're the weirdo Luce. Here we are, having a great time, and you tell me we gotta stop." It was easy to tell he was trying to keep his tone of voice at talking, and not whining.

Lucy turned her head to the side, trying to calm her breathing. It was not easy with the dragonslayer still on top of her.. "How did this happen Natsu?"

Natsu lifted up to a squat above her and shrugged. "It happened because I love you."

The Celestial mage's eyes widened and whipped her head to look at him again. "Wh-what? No, No! You said you were mad at me."

Natsu gave her that bright, irresistible smile, "I forgave you already because you love me too!"

"What?" Lucy frowned, sat up and pushed him from his squat, sending him to fall on his rump. She busied herself with situating her dress so she could have a moment to think.

Natsu chuckled, "Let me guess, you're thinking too much again huh?"

She stared at him, curious about how he could be so carefree in his declaration of love. Who was he to declare her love for him? "I don't think you know what love is, Natsu... to say it so lightly."

The fire wizard shrugged at her again, "Have faith Luce. The heart knows what the heart wants."

The moon shown through the waterfall to reflect a constant dance of light in this little cave. It accentuated every muscle on her dragonslayer's toned body in a pale blue glow. Lucy shook her head, staring at this man who wanted her, a man she'd never really seen as sexy even a little until the day she almost drowned in the river. After what had just happened between them, there was no denying that she wanted him too. He was watching her watch him. His eyebrow started to raise, a twinkle full of mischief in his eyes.

Lucy's eyes went wider, she'd seen that look not too long ago. "Natsu! If you think I'm going to give up my virginity just because you caught me here in this cave—you, you can forget it!"

"Aaaww," Natsu rotated away from her and stood up. "Alright Luce," he looked over his shoulder at her and licked one of his fingers she'd blessed the heavens for granting him not a moment ago, "I got my prize for catching you... this time." He started walking to the tumbling water.

A blushing Lucy asked, "Where are you going?"

Natsu waved with his back still turned, "I'll be right back... just need to take a dip real fast." He stepped through the water and dived down the cliff. She giggled, finding herself a little curious of just how big of a problem it was that he was trying to fix.

^.^

Natsu and Lucy found an interesting scene when they returned to the Ball. Lucy was wearing Natsu's coat close to her already, but when she saw the whole of the FairyTail guild drunk, she held it a little tighter. Nearly everyone was sprawled out on the ground, or sitting down conversing loudly and rambunctiously. Erza was a contestant for being the loudest:

She stood up tall with a foot right the back of her victim. "Oy Loke! Where has your power gone! You seem so weak even a womanizer like you should be ashamed! I may let you up if you bring me MORE SAKE!"

Another contestant for the loudest drunk would definitely be Levy:

She was sitting down grasping Pantherlily in a breath stealing bear hug, "Oh this is so much fun! Lily! Did you know that Gajeel's actually really, really funny when he tries to dance? Oh! Cana!," she waved in some general direction, "Come pet Lily! He's soooo soft! Just like Gajeel's hair!"

Gajeel was sitting right next to her, his own face a little flush from alcohol as well, and looking pretty annoyed. "I'm sittin right here ya know..."

Lucy couldn't decide who was louder, but she definitely knew who was scarier. "Uhh," she turned to look up at Natsu... he wasn't going to be any help. He was stunned to silence.

"Umm, Erza? I'm sure Loke would be more than happy to get you more if you'd just... get off of him!"

Erza turned to face the voice that called her, "Lucy? Ahh! You've returned!" She turned back down at Loke and kicked him away, "you are free to go, but get me that SAKE!"

For the sake of survival, Loke snatched up Mirajane's proffered bottle and brought it back to Erza. She took it from him without even looking at him. The Celestial spirit then came over to his summoner. He frowned when Natsu stepped closer to her as he approached. "Thanks for that Lucy." Loke eyed Natsu for a moment and heard him growl. "I think I've had about enough for today." He bowed to her gentlemanly, his pride all but gone from Erza's treatment, "I will be by to see you soon."

"Yea, take your time, Fleabag..." Natsu muttered.

Lucy elbowed her dragonslayer and smiled at Loke sympathetically, "Alright Loke. You take it easy."

With nothing else to be done, Lucy brought Natsu over to where Levy and Gajeel sat with Juvia and Gray. They joked, laughed and argued. Lucy and Levy enjoyed a few drinks together and started to sing. Juvia feel asleep against Gray's arm, and Gajeel and Natsu engaged in their own competitive drinking game.

In the end, the happiest entity present was the forest itself. Witnessing so much life and love had been a rare treat. The magical energy shared amongst wizards and nature had been bliss. Energies here never had such a reason to sing as it did this night. The trees hummed their thanks to the visitors, and in the end, hoped this tribe of magical creatures would return to their woods someday—for without a doubt, their company and their lust for life would be greatly missed.

I am currently in the process of reediting all of my chappys to the format I likes cuz...

Windows 10 update fixed my lap top's connectivity problems! OMG Microsoft did something RIGHT?! I gotta brace myself for when the other shoe drops. o.o;;

Much love

Stay naughty

Make a stranger smile

Seri aka *Lick*