Author's Note: This is Sapphire Oaks 69 and I teamed up with JB Tarrant (formerly Icy Metal and Frost Blue Roses) for these next few installments. Hope you enjoy! Written in my OC Olivia's POV.

Suggestions brought to you by: canikostar99, Optimusa

Rules #172 and #173 were inspired by my holiday. I didn't see an upside rainbow, I saw a double rainbow. As for rule 173, my aunt snorted water after my mother tripped up in the caravan.

Rule #169: Back to the Future installments are now banned.

(Thanks Prowl!)

(I love hover-boards and the Delorean!)

(I happened to mention how cool it would be to have a hover-board in here and now instead of waiting 30 or 40 odd years for them to arrive.)

(Unfortunately, Wheeljack heard me and disappeared into his lab for a few days. When he did finally emerge, he was carrying three human sized hover-boards.)

(Needless to say, I glomped him.)

(Three hours later, near the Nevada mountains, everything was set up and we were ready to race. It was me vs Sam and Mikaela, who were looking forward to racing on something other than actual skateboards. Ironhide shot his cannon and the race was on. Unfortunately, the sound caused an echo which in turn brought down about 50 tons of rock on us.)

(I am currently in the Med Bay getting stitches across one side of my mouth after a rock tore through it. Poor Jackie got thrown in the brig for actually making something good that was ruined by Ironhide)

(Frag you Prowl with your Primus-damned logic!)

Rule #170: QUIT MESSING WITH OTHER BOTS HOLOFORMS YOU FRAGGING SON OF A GLITCH!

(Optimus was not happy.)

(Neither was I for that matter, although it was funny to see a Playboy bunny absolutely wailing on Sideswipes aft.)

(He had it coming, if you ask me. Seeing him with scratches and cuts made me snort mint tea!)

(Don't mess with boss bot, unless you want a clobbering!)

Rule #171: Optimus is telling you (more like DEMANDING) no more holoform hacks!

(You'd think after the clobbering Sideswipe got last time, he would quit.)

(Wrong, he messed with Optimus' holoform and took his T-Cog out, leaving him stuck in vehicle mode. He then hacked his sensors to turn Optimus' holoform in a 6ft woman, with shoulder length dark blue hair, a red jacket, and blue jeans.)

(To make matters worse, Optimus' holoform's hair had silver highlights in it and a scar went across his left eye in a diagonal line. Like this /)

(The amount of wolf whistles that Optimus got, I could care to remember.)

(Surprisingly, he likes the holoform and keeps it just for the twist if someone approaches him and wants coffee.)

(Hee hee!)

Rule #172: No making me laugh when I'm drinking!

(Will said something so funny I snorted water out my nose and it dribbled down my face!)

(Unfortunately, the rest went on Sunstreaker and he wasn't happy!)

(Will nearly got it! I laughed so much I about died.)

(Ratchet made me go through a mental health exam.)

(I got out of that Med Bay and I never want to go in again as it is hell!)

(Although Sunstreaker got knocked upside the helm for being a little glitch!)

(He looked like a child with those puppy dog optics!)

Rule #173: No showing Prowl an upside down rainbow.

(He will glitch!)

(Even though we have explained it in the simplest terms we can muster, he still doesn't get it!)

(It is the rarest thing to see, even I haven't seen one yet!)

Rule #174: Never make me angry!

(You think Riley being angry is bad?)

(Have a look at me, then!)

(If I get mad enough, I go on an unstoppable rampage that ends with lots of crying!)

(Then I need two different things at the same time: Milk and cookies!)