Rule #175: "Do you wanna build a snowman?" is not an important enough question to interrupt a human or commanding officer from work.

(If you start singing that song, I will gut you like a fish!)

("The cold never bothered me anyway!")

(Oh, Riley'll make sure it bothers you when you get a mouthful of liquid nitrogen, you asshole.)

(Sideswipe and Sunstreaker started plotting against Riley and teasing her for her repeated usage of liquid nitrogen charges in her weapon.)

(During her shift babysitting Annabelle, Sideswipe came up and asked, "Hey, Metal Frost?")

("Yeah?")

("Can I ask you a question?")

("Is this going to be a retarded question?")

("Nope.")

("Then, yes.")

("Do you wanna build a snowman?" *troll face*)

("You're a retard. Anything else you want? If you give me any references to Frozen, I'm going to freeze your aft into an Autobot sized ice cube.")

("The cold never bothered me anyway.")

(There was a sudden drop in temperature. "I'll make sure it starts bothering you!")

(Riley proceeded to attack him and chased him all over the base before she froze him in an ice cube and sent him drifting away in the ocean.)

(Sunstreaker rigged the A/C in my quarters to go well below twenty degrees and attached snow machines to the ceiling and big ass pillars made of ice and icicles all over the place.)

(She kicked his ass and commed Ratchet to pick him up, advising him to bring a chisel with him.)

Rule #176: Photoshop is now banned

(Thank Primus!)

(Leo, you ungrateful jerk!)

(I was sat down when Leo approached me)

("Hey, Olivia, can I ask you something?")

("What?")

("Can I borrow a photo of you and a photo of Sunstreaker?")

("Sure")

("Thanks!")

("It's ok")

(After Leo had gone, I realised I had given him the photos with Sunstreaker in his vehicle mode that was used for the latest issue of Classic Cars from the late 80's and the photo of me in bikini lying in a pose for a swimsuit advert)

(I ran after him to exchange photos, but I couldn't find him.)

(About a hour later I heard lots of engine revs and followed the sound until I came to the rec room. I walked in and screamed, alerting just about everyone to my presence.)

(There, on the screen, was a photo of me in the same bikini, on top of Sunstreaker in that same pose, the worst thing was Leo had made it so the bikini was going to spit open due to my very curvy figure.)

(I vomited straight on the spot, then fainted.)

(I was rushed straight to the medbay and Leo got given a week of Boobah for his meddling. Never seen him try anything against us ever since!)

Rule #176: Japanese legends are now banned

(Prowl wrote that!)

(Riley and me teamed up to scare the bots )

(When she asked me what to do, I thought for a second then told her about a few Japanese legends I liked and asked her if she wanted to do it with me.)

(We both agreed to meet up in an undiscovered location to show our current progress.)

(Riley also stated that she would get some fog machines for my act, which would be the slit mouth woman who had her face mutilated by her jealous husband.)

(The only thing I needed was makeup and green contacts as I looked just like the slit mouthed woman, but with blue eyes and a normal mouth.)

(Riley picked the two mouthed woman, who was a pretty woman until hr husband accidentally hit her in the back of the head with an axe. She survived but the wound never healed and instead turned another mouth complete with lips, teeth and a drooling tongue. The mouth uses the woman's hair like tendrils to grab it's food. It also eats double the amount the woman usually eats. )

(One week later, we walked into the base, with me donning a surgical mask and a trenchcoat with my fake slit mouth hidden underneath the mask)

(I walked into the rec room and so did Riley)

(Annabelle was with a baby sitter that night)

(I approached the bot's and coughed, which signally Riley to turn the fog machines on)

(I looked at them and in my spookiest voice, I said 'Watashi kieri?' meaning 'do you think I am beautiful?')

(Bluestreak answered 'yes', which made my take off my mask and reveal my horrid smile, with my jaw flopping down.)

(I then took out a comically oversized pair of scissors and opened the blades, wiping blood off with a smirk on my horrific face)

(I then asked 'Kore demo?' meaning 'how about now?')

(Sam then shouted 'Pomade' 6 times, which caused me to flee and Riley to come in.)

(Bluestreak and a few bot's glitched, Ratchet included, and the rest about purged)

(She then played a fake loud piercing scream through the speakers, then screamed herself)

(Optimus then asked her if she was ok, before the back of her head split open, revealing a long, drooling tongue which used her hair like tendrils and shot towards OP like the speed of sound.)

(In a dark demonic voice, she cried "Save yourself!", then pretended to faint.)

(By this time, every last bot had glitched and the humans had fled, we ran to the brig and hid in there.)

(Riley transformed into her Cybertronian mode and short circuited the control panel, before turning into a human again and slipping back inside the brig.)

(When the bots recovered, Boss Bot ran to the brig and questioned us why we did it.)

("Well, the tap dancing coffee cups said to so we could dominate the KFC food range and feed Colonel Sanders Chicken filled with rainbows and dandelions!")

(We had to apologize to everybot and then serve a full month in the brig.)

(So worth it, though!)

(A few bots are now scared of us.)

Rule #177: Rihanna is now banned!

(Really, Prowl?)

(Just because I did a parody on it!)

(I sound a bit like Rihanna when I sing, so it sounded like a good idea to do a parody)

(When I walked onto the stage and sang the main chorus, Prowl ran in, then promptly glitched at the sight of me dancing with friends in unison.)

(Turns out Boss Bot likes Rihanna and he was none too pleased to hear it.)

Rule #178: Drawing Olivia in slutty outfits is now banned!

(Ok, thank PRIMUS!)

(I walked in to see Sunstreaker sketching me in a very skimpy bra and a g-string!)

(I loved it, but I still hide it from Prowl, who will burn it!)

(Fragging glitch!)

Rule #180: Nobody is to make fun of Olivia's new look!

(Ok, my surgery went wrong, but I love my new look!)

(My lips are a little on the large side)

(Sideswipe asked me what was wrong with my lips)

(Said reaction made me a little annoyed, but then he really did it by saying I look like a duck.)

(The comment caused me to burst into tears and run to Ratchet as I knew he would throw a wrench Sideswipe for this. )

(The moment I saw Ratchet, he about glitched.)

(I sweetly explained that my lip surgery went wrong and too much collagen was used.)

(I used puppy dog eyes to beg him not to correct my lips as I loved them.)

(I then hid when I heard Sideswipe come in.)

(From best I could hear, the resulting conversation went a little went like this.)

("Hey Hatchet!"*thud* "Ow!")

("Hello Sideswipe, anything I can help you with? *Huff*)

("Yeah, where is ducklips?" *CLANG* "What was that for?")

("It was for-)

(Ratchet never got any further as I had burst into tears by that point and he and Sideswipe could hear me crying.)

(I wiped my tears away and walked out infront of the two bots.)

(Riley walked in then, looked at my lips and smiled.)

("You look beautiful Olivia!")

("Awwww! Thanks girlfriend!")

(At that moment Ironhide and Sunstreaker walked in)

(Ironhide heard 'thanks girlfriend' and got his cannons out and pointed them at me.)

("IRONHIDE, STOP!")

(Ironhide put his cannons away and looked at Ratchet solemly.)

("Ironhide,"Riley began "Olivia said 'thanks girlfriend' because it's what two girls who are close friends say to each other".)

("Oh, my apologies Olivia")

("It's ok Ironhide!")

(Prowl then walked in and looked at me.)

("Did you get your lips done Olivia?")

("Yeah, why?")

("They look good!")

("Cheers honey!")

(Sunstreaker then glared at me and I snapped my fingers, telling him it was a 'thanks' not a 'lovey dovey comment')

("Can I add something to Prowl's earlier comment?)

("What it is?")

("Get surgery again, ducklipped glitch!")

(Sideswipe started laughing and I ran for it, crying my eyes out.)

(Prowl then banned making fun of me so that I could rest easy that Sideswipe wouldn't call me ducklips again.)