Author's Note: I'm back~~! Once again, tanks to Sapphire Oaks 69 for writing the last installment due to my severe case of writer's block. I've since come up with a few more ideas and maybe write a couple more installments before calling it quits. Enjoy! :D

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Optimusa: Rule # 181

And a shout-out to her for letting me borrow her OC Zenith Prime. :)

Leader of the Wolves: Rules #182

Smokescreen the Femme: Rules #183 – 186

Rule #181: When Zenith Prime makes an appearance on Diego Garcia, do not— under any circumstances— touch any of her snacks or turn off her music.

(If you value your life at all.)

(I've never once heard of this chick before, but she's apparently from another dimension.)

(And she's Optimus' twin sister to boot! :O)

(Zenith kinda reminds me of me, though she's not so violent save ripping a mech's optic out, among possibly other things.)

(Out of curiosity, I had to interrogate her.)

(From what I gathered, she's a TransHuman (a term I coined myself 'cause I'm human and transform into an Autobot femme. Ain't it neat?) after being experimented on by Soundwave.)

(Two things I've come to learn firsthand about her that I find I do as well are these: )

(Growling at people for food when hungry and get pissed when people harsh my mellow when jamming to my music.)

(Zenith's weak spot is for nectarines and other junk foods.)

(Leo tried to steal some doughnuts from her at one point during her visit and it was like watching a horror movie come to life with all the hissing she was doing until the idiot dropped his would-be prize.)

(Let it be said, that if you interrupt her music, it better be for a darn good reason since the last person to do it without a good reason was Sunstreaker. Surprise, surprise. :P)

(He tapped her shoulder and asked her who is more handsome, him or Sideswipe.)

(She answered with, "You stop my NANO for such a #/& % stupid reason? PISS. OFF!")

(Her glare sent him running.)

(Hey, I'm just glad they never caught her in human form or they might've had something more severe than a death glare given to them for their idiocy.)

Rule #182: When Riley is caught leaving the base by herself, don't just assume she's up to something harmless.

(With me, hardly anything is harmless. *maniacal cackling*)

(Things have been quiet around the base lately, y'know?)

(Not even the twins, either set of them, had been stirring up trouble or pulling pranks, so I took matters into my own hands.)

(By now, a lot of people know I have an ability similar to Mirage's that allows me to mimic another Cybertronian's appearance.)

(I simply had to make use of it for my own entertainment.)

(During my last encounter with ol' Megsy, I trans-scanned him.)

(After heading far enough away not to set off any sensors, I changed my appearance and went back.)

(I dropped into the middle of the tarmac with a squadron of holographic Decepticons.)

(Optimus' look was surprising though he quickly covered it up with his battle mask and an ass load of guns pointed in my direction.)

(Then I did something that was so shocking Optimus' battle mask fell off his face: I led my minions of doom through the evolution of dance. In a tutu. A frilly, sparkly, pink tutu.)

(When it was over, I bowed and calmly walked out of the base like a boss.)

(Boy, was the Decepticon leader confused when his brother refused to fight him a few days later.)

(Optimus asked him if he was feeling well and proceeded to inform Megatron of what he supposedly did on the NEST base.)

(Starscream and the other Decepticons were confused, too, until they looked it up and began laughing hysterically.)

(A few awkward moments later, Optimus turned on me.)

("Are you even serious?")

("The world may never know.")

Rule#183: Creepypastas are banned for all eternity.

(My God, the things I do to fellow Autobots and NEST soldiers... :})

(Introducing Prowl to Salad Fingers probably wasn't my most shining moment.)

(Poor guy.)

(Every time Ratchet sees me now, he gives me a kind of look that clearly questions my mental stability despite passing mental health exams with flying colors and other medics start looking panicked and plotting escape routes.)

(Ironhide is starting to become concerned for me. He's hovering around me like a helicopter mom.)

(It's weird. :P)

(Perhaps the only shining moment I had with the Creepypastas was when I decked the base out with holographic projectors to create every Creepypasta I could find on the Internet: Hoody and Masky, Slenderman, Cupcake, you name it.)

(I even went to rig the lighting all over the base to flicker on and off once the projectors were activated.)

(Even better, the holograms were programmed to chase anybody that came within range of the sensors.)

(Poor Red Alert. He was funneled down every hallway I put the projectors in, winding up being chased by every Creepypasta in existence.)

(It ended the only way it could: with him glitching badly enough to keep him out for two weeks.)

(To help him sleep at night, Ratchet actually deleted the file from Red's memory banks.)

(I felt bad about it afterwards, so I apologized to Red even though he had no memory of the incident before Prowl sent me to the brig for a week.)

Rule#184: No matter what anybody says, Fossil Fighters is similar to Pokémon and Digimon, therefore, must be banned.

(Why?!)

(... Oh yeah, I know why.)

(Wheeljack, you witless reptile!)

(You had to do it, didn't you?)

(He tried recreating the Vivosaurs... and everyone knows what that means.)

(Utter mayhem, destruction, and trips to see Ratchet.)

(Jackie's mah best buddy. Together, the two of us are a holy terror.)

(The whole thing was awesome except for the fact we would have more Dinobots running around the island.)

(Prowl glitched when Wheeljack went running down the hallway in Autobot sized clothes that made him look like Alan Grant with a herd of Hypsies chasing him.)

(Soldiers all over the base were being chased, attacked, and stalked by the various creatures from the game.)

(My personal favorite is the Spinax. :) That thing is so badass!)

(Optimus flipped when he walked in on a herd of Spinaxes in his office.)

(Wheeljack and I got cornered about the whole incident and I managed to pin the whole thing on the Terror Twins.)

(How did I do that, you ask?)

(I have no idea.)

Rule#185: Autobots and bubblegum don't mix.

(They really don't.)

(In fact, the Autobots get pretty pissed when they step in it.)

(It tends to stick to the underside of their pedes. Where having butter on a human's hands bothers us, having bubblegum sticking to an Autobot's pedes is an annoyance.)

(Leo is so freaking lazy!)

(He'll spit it out wherever he is even when a trash can is within arm's reach! -_-#)

(Everyone was fed up with it, so they went scrounging around for used gum and stuck it in Leo's hair.)

(And the highlight of my week? Shaving Leo's head to get the gum out.)

Rule#186: Anime is banned. Banned, I tell you!

(Prowl officially sucks tailpipe.)

(Why does he always have to put an end to all things awesome?!)

(He can't handle its awesome.)

(Fairy Tail is something I only recently got turned onto, but it's awesomesauce.)

(I don't care who you are!)

(When I'm not drawing realistic looking people, anime is the style I draw in because of its complete and utter badassery.)

(Rigging the TVs all around base to play random amine shows I found was completely worth it to have Prowl heave a longsuffering sigh and walk out of the room.)

(Clearly, I haven't gotten it across to Prowl I want there to be some kind of exception in some cases.)