So I got a review asking if Karkat and Kankri's parents are The Signless/Sufferor and The Disciple. Will answer later.
It was a nice cold October evening, you guess you could say that but it was pouring outside and all you had with you was just a picture book that you smuggled out of the house. You decided that you needed to have your own private time to look through things yourself. You are currently in your own car about, well you could say, 20 miles from your house and out of town on the freeway. You were just casually flipping through it, seeing all the small memories that you had no clue about anyways. Well, some of them you had no clue about, but the rest were things you remembered. Hey, that birthday was awesome.
You sighed as you flipped through it, soon being startled by your phone. New text from Kankri.
KV: KARKAT VANTAS WHERE ARE Y9U WE D9N'T KN9W WHERE Y9U ARE GET 6ACK HERE THIS INSTANT!
KV: KARKAT I'M SERI9US C9ME 6ACK DAD'S W9RRIED!
KV: ... Karkat?
KV: Fine. If y9u're g9ing t9 d9 it that way, fine.
KV: I have y9ur guitar.
KV: Really n9 text 6ack?
KV: 9h g9d.
KV: Y9u're pr96a6ly driving 6ack t9 kill me.
KV: I'll put it 6ack!
KV: 9kay s9 I didn't t9uch y9ur guitar.
KV: Y9u aren't even replying t9 me are y9u 9kay?
KV: Karkat?
KV: Alright then, I h9pe y9u will c9me h9me s99n.
KV: 6ye Karkat.
You were still unsure how all that happened. You don't care, you guess you can just drive back and go home. And now your car won't start great. You better reply back to him, probably he can help you, if not then you're fucked.
KV: I'm not on my way home.
KV: Why n9t?
KV: My car won't start, so I'm stuck.
KV: Where are y9u, may6e I can c9me get y9u.
KV: I'm about 20 miles out of town.
KV: On the freeway.
KV: Karkat, 9h g9g are y9u seri9us?
KV: Very.
KV: If I'm n9t 9ut there in half an h9ur then I'm n9t c9ming.
KV: Okay. Later Kankri.
KV: 6ye.
Well that could have been slightly better. You sighed and leaned back in your car. Since it's probably going to be awhile before anyone gets you, you can probably start to s- wait a minute.
Someone is tapping on your window.
Alright, so I'm just going to leave a cliff-hanger on this for now.
So, like I got a review, I am going to explain the family order of The Vantas AND The Leijon family.
SO IT STARTS WITH TWO TROLLS: They have two kids, one of Olive blood and one of Mutant Red blood. This is before earth, since my time loops over. So in a sense, Karkat and Nepeta, as two unnamed trolls, have two kids named The Signless and The Disciple. These two kids end up doing what the Post-Scratch trolls did, they played SGRUB and won, but instead of Jack Noir going and fucking shit up for them, the scratch happens AFTER they get into the new universe, which is OUR current universe (or the one in this Fanfiction).
So, in a way, The Signless and The Disciple, with all of these new humans and trolls that come along, create a new universe and live in it. This is that universe that seems to be where this fanfiction is based in.
To answer the question "Is The Disciple Karkat's and Kankri's mother?", I am going to answer this RIGHT NOW:
Since all of Alternian/Beforus society is now mixed in with Earth cultures in different regions (Asia, Europe, Africa, Antarctica, North and South America, and Australia), that means that everybody is free to be with whomever they choose to be with UNDER THE LAW (fuck you law).
So, since The Signless and The Disciple were considered to be siblings, they acted like Siblings. As in they fought, she left for France and didn't really return. Meanwhile, The Signless went up to Canada and met a nice American/Canadian woman. This is where Karkat and Kankri's life starts.
Meanwhile, The Disciple moved from France to the more French areas of Canada with a French native, and they had Meulin and Nepeta. But since Mr. Frenchy Guy decided to fucking leave immediately when he found out she was going to have Nepeta, she moved down to America and had Nepeta there. Since all the Dancestor, or Pre-Scratch, trolls are technically about two to three years older than their other trolls, Meulin was just shy of her fourth birthday when Nepeta was born.
Due to my headcanons and the fact Karkat had his wriggling day when they started playing SGRUB, Karkat was born a year after Nepeta, making Nepeta the oldest Post-Scratch troll. IN MY HEADCANON, IT'S A HEADCANON!
So, since that occurred, The Signless and The Disciple are Karkat, Kankri, Meulin, and Nepeta's parents, but all of them aren't THEIR kids.
The Signless and his wife had Kankri and Karkat.
The Signless had a sister named The Disciple, who with her ex lover, had Meulin and Nepeta.
Basically, this is the troll version of my main Humanstuck headcanon that The Vantas' and The Leijon's are relatives. Since in my Humanstuck headcanon, Karkat and Kankri are American Canadian while Meulin and Nepeta are French Canadian.
Basically, Karkat and Kankri are cousins of Meulin and Nepeta. Kinda think it's stupid to ship Katnep and Kanlin now huh? (incest isnt THAT BAD)
Technically, they never knew that they were cousins until Kankri and Meulin had to do a history report on how Human and Troll civilization occurred. Since they learned about Meulin's mother and Kankri's father being siblings since they shared the same biological parents, they had to tell Karkat and Nepeta, just two young middle schoolers, that they were cousins. This ended in Karkat having the best reaction of "OH THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE HER CRUSHING ON ME WHOO! I WON'T GET KILLED BY EQUIUS! I DON'T HAVE TO DATE HER IT'S A CULTURAL TABOO! AW YEAH BOI!" and Nepeta's reaction of "*FAMILY ZONED*"
So, to answer the question, The Signless and The Disciple are siblings, they can't have kids that's fucking incest. (but its still cute amiright)
Yeah.
