Welp, I guess this is a Pre-Ending Authors Note to bring you in on the scoop of -WHO FUCKING CARES!

Anyways, so blah blah blah, I had an ending picked out for this in like July then like I thought about it in September and I totally changed my idea ending, so now I'm gonna just fucking update with this shit.

Great, now fuck all of you and fucking listen to the backstory of how Karkat ended up in his Coma and getting Amnesia.

So, the story goes that Karkat decided to run away, driving his car to a bridge and driving off said bridge.

Now, meanwhile, there was Dave who saw this happen, so he dived into the goddamned river to retrieve him. Luckily he had a flashlight or else Karkat would have been a goner.

Now, as you all know it takes a bit of a while for a car to drown, but for Karkat's sake, he didn't really like to fully CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR! (lol P!ATD)

Now, as that happened, the car was sinking, so Dave got him out and pulled him up to the surface, giving him some CPR (maybe even Mouth-To-Mouth) and calling an ambulance.

Later, the doctors take him in and state that he will have to stay in a coma.

At least a month or so later, he woke up from the coma and didn't remember jack shit.

Then all this shit happened and now we're here, that's p much it.

so yeah, idk what im doing, whatever, blah blah blah, later losers

-ThiefofADHD