My Friend is a Dream Demon
A Hairy Situation Part 1
Joe P.O.V
Bill in his human form and I were just lying on the floor. There was absolutely nothing to do. "There`s nothing to do! Nothing exciting is happening!" I said. Bill then said "All that`s happened of interest in this area is that a new girl just moved in across the street. So, what do you want to do? Joe?" One look outside and I was gone.
I ran over faster than you could say JOE! BREAK THE 4TH WALL ONE MORE TIME AND I`LL. I went behind the girl. The girl noticed me and said "Um… Hi?" I quickly said "Name`s Joe! What`s yours?!" "Um… Lupus." she said "So, since you`re new here, Do you want me to show you around the neighborhood? I asked. "Sure. Meet me by those woods at 7:30. Ok?" Lupus replied. "Ok! Have to go now! Bye!" I said running off.
Later In the house… "Ok, Joe I`m going to tell you 2 easy ways to impress a girl on a date. Step 1, Wear a top hat. Step 2, Wear a bow tie." Bill said as he plopped a top hat and bowtie on me. "Bill, It`s not a date. It`s a hangout session." I said taking the top hat and bowtie off. "Ok. But keep that the Top hat on! Girls love Top Hats!" Bill shouted. "Well, Maybe if you took it off fangirls won`t chase you!" I said. I then ran out the door while Bill took off his top hat and looked at it.
