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Enjoy chapter 2 my minions!

Crysta's POV

You know what sucks? After a tiring day of reuniting with a group of psychotics, you get woke up by a huge-ass explosion. Of course, with the added."Art is an explosion, un!" from the bomber who caused the explosion and a fangirl squeel from his girlfriend."Jashin-DAMN IT DEIDARA!"I yelled into my pillow. I had no intentions of getting woke up by an explosion that morning. I was a millimeter away from falling asleep again when a certain Akatsuki member nudged my shoulder and told me to wake up."Do I have to Kuzu-kun?"I whined."Yes." I sat up with a sigh."Does this happen alot?"

"Every morning.."He deadpanned."He's lucky that he's my partner in crime or he would've been dead by now. No one's allowed to awaken me from sleep." Kakuzu chuckled."What about me?"

"..Okay, you're the exception." I got up and stretched."I shall make breakfast!"

"I thought you only did when someone's leaving?" I thought about his statement for a moment."I..changed my mind?" He chuckled and we traveled to the kitchen where I saw the Blonde Terrorist getting attacked by his girlfriend. I sent many glares in his direction."Oh shit, did you wake Crysta up?"Bryanna asked him. I nodded."Yes, and I'll get my revenge..after I figure out how.." Keira, however, disagreed."No way! Dei's sexy when he blows shit up.." I rolled my eyes."Sorry Crysta, yeah. You gotta get used to it now that you live with us." I stuck my tongue out at him before going through the kitchen."We are having pancakes."

"Who's leaving? !"Keira demanded, obviously remembering I only make food when someone's leaving."No one. She decided to make breakfast in the morning now."Kakuzu told her."Hey, I never said I would make food every morning."

"You never said you wouldn't either."

"..Damn it, you're right." After finishing the pancakes, a certain Uchiha walked in with a lost-looking girl right behind him."Are you lost?"I asked her. She rolled her eyes."What, I'm not allowed to follow Mr. Sexy Weasel Pants around?" I stared at her."Your nicknames can really get interesting Aeryonna."Itachi said. She hugged her weasel. I looked and noticed how a certain yandere couple wasn't in the room."I will fetch my other bitches!"I announced. Then as I left the room, I came back in the kitchen."Kuzu, where's Hidan's room?" He sighed before answering,"First door on the left when you enter the hall." I nodded and ran into the room. It was a bloody mess. I wouldn't of found the bed if it weren't white. I noticed that both Dawn and Hidan were still asleep."GET UP LAZY BETCHES!"I yelled. If Hidan wasn't half asleep and had his ninja skills fully awake, I would've had a kunai in my arm. It missed me by a centimeter, leaving a small cut."Jashin fucking damn it Crysta! I was fucking sleeping!"Hidan growled. They sat up and glared at me.

"Come and eat. You can have dirty dreams about each other later."I said with a smirk. Dawn looked annoyed. Hidan looked at me as if saying,'How did you know what I was dreaming about?'."By the way, how did Deidara's explosion not awaken you?" They both shrugged. I then noticed how Hidan was a pair of shorts away from being naked and Dawn's shirt was close to coming off."Were you trying to fuck her Hidan?" He blushed before throwing another kunai. This time, it would've hit me if I didn't move in time."Bitch." Dawn then walked over thwacked me upside the head."How do we know if you and Kakuzu were fucking or not?"She asked. I blushed and punched her arm before going back into the kitchen. I sat on Kakuzu's lap."Kuzu, Hidan threw kunai at me!" The Jashinist was walking through the doorway one moment then against the wall the next. I barely saw what had happened.

"You could've seriously hurt or killed her you dumbass."Kakuzu growled."It's the bitch's fault for waking me up!"Hidan snapped back. This was somewhat amusing."Two Akatsuki people at each other's throats again?"Alexa asked. I nodded."The same happened with Danna and Deidara. He almost caught me in his explosion while I was walking in and Sasori was at Deidara's throat." I glanced at the puppet."It's true. The Brat almost hurt Alexa with the shit he calls art."He said, hugging the girl."So Dei makes puppets too then?" Deidara almost had a spit-take, laughing in his juice. Sasori on the other hand, glared at me. I looked back at Kakuzu and wrapped my arms around his shoulders."Let him live. I have ways to get back at him." He reluctantly released the albino, who was close to unconsciousness due to lack of air. He sent his worst glares in our direction."Well..this morning has been..interesting."Autumn announced."Yeah..the most interesting we've seen so far.. We've have some weird mornings before, but this one easily beats the others."Kisame said."Crysta and I have deffinately experienced weirder..but it would be better if you didn't ask."Bryanna said. I nodded in agreement."I doubt you've had a morning odder than today. With you's around, oddity is bound to follow."Zetsu said."Believe me when I say that we've had odd as hell days."Bryanna replied, hugging her plantman. The rest of breakfast went in an awkward silence. A gay baby by the name of Sai was reincarnated.

I was now in my new shared room, waiting for my roomie to get oughta the bathroom. Even badass ninja need their own time! I had started listening to my new ipod. I had to bring it to this ninja world, or I would've died."Move your body, move your body! Dance for your papi! Rock your body, rock your body! Dance for your papi! Put your hands up in the air, dance for your man if you care! Put your hands up in the air air air, ohohohohoh!" I sang as I listened to 'Papi' by Jennifer Lopez."What are you doing?"My love asked. I looked and realized that I had started dancing as well."Uh..singing and dancing..?"I replied, sitting back down on the bed and pausing the song. I felt somewhat embarassed since I don't usually dance around others."How we all survived those two years will always remain a mystery." I grinned and hugged Kakuzu."Did you miss my singing?"I asked, giving the cutest look I could."I did." I nuzzled his shoulder while feeling the stitches on his arm."I fucking love your stitches!"

"Really?"

"Yesh..they make you look..as sexy as hell.. I wouldn't be suprised if I just wanted to touch them all day." I pulled his mask down."Kiss me with your sexy, stitched face damnit." He then gave me the kiss I had asked for. I have yet to understand how we went two years without this.. Our little moment had ended not a minute later when a certain blue-haired girl walked in and said,"Make-out later. Right now Leader-sama needs to say something." Why are our moments always interupted? I flipped her off."Damn it Autumn.." We walked into the meeting room. I had to sit on Kakuzu's lap since there were no other chairs for us."Alright..I know the girls had just got here, but I think it would be wise if they started training."Leader-sama said. Megan gave him a confused look from the other end of the table on Tobi's lap."Training? Why?"She asked."Konan and I discussed it and training would be a good idea since none of you have chakra."

A thought occured to me."So can we also train and learn to use a weapon of our choice? Like a sword or katana?" He thought for a moment."That also seems like a smart thing to do. If you knew how to wield one, self-defence would be much easier." Oh yeah, I would so be badass if I had a sword! Autumn also seemed to like my idea."But remember, if you choose to learn to use a sword, it is not a toy and your training must be taken seriously. Understood?" Us chakra-less people nodded."Good. You are free to leave." As I left, I said to him,"You're such a badass leader." He smirked and I left. I jumped onto the couch."I am so gonna be badass once I get a sword!"

Dawn scoffed."Scythes are much better."

"Oh yeah? Well little miss 'Scythe', why don't you and me have a little competition once we get our weapons?"

"You seriously want to be humiliated in front of the entire Akatsuki?"

"I think when I beat your ass, I'll brag about it for a few weeks and use it as blackmail." Yeah, we can really get competitive."They're getting competitive again.."Bryanna said, clinging to Zetsu's side. The Zombie Duo held us back as we inched closer to each other with death glares."When we get at each other's throats is bad enough. You two don't need to be as well."Zetsu said. He sighed as we continued to glare at each other. Hidan wrapped his arms around Dawn's waist. She turned around and wrapped her arms around his neck and began kissing him in responce. Our glare-off has ended. Bryanna looked at the two then at Zetsu."Kiss him, no one'll care."I whispered. She glanced back at me before Zetsu pulled her into a kiss."Let's go to our room where it's private Kuzu!" He looked at me confused."Our room?" I nodded."Since I have moved into your room and stole your bed, it is now also my room as well!" As we left the room, Kisame yelled,"Have fun you two!" Autumn's laughter came soon after. I'm going to attack them later.. We went into the room like I asked and I pulled his mask and hood completely off."You no need these." He sighed. If anyone interupts us, they shall feel my wrath. Just as we started kissing, Alexa ran by yelling,"COME ON, WE HAVE TO START OUR TRAINING!" I sighed in annoyance."Remind me to kill her later.." Kakuzu chuckled before putting his hood and mask back on. I pouted."Damn it..now I can't see your handsome face.."

"Come on. Let's start your training."

"Fine.. But I demand more 'No Mask Time' later!"

"We'll see."

I wish Kakuzu had 'No Mask Time' in the series..that would've made it 100x more awesome.. Plus I just noticed something..in some of the major battles in Naruto Shippuden, clothing seems to have disappeared. Deidara vs Sasuke, Kakuzu and Hidan vs Shikamaru and the others, Pein vs Naruto, Kisame vs Killer Bee..EACH ONE HAD SOME CLOTHING DISAPPEAR FROM AKATSUKI MEMBERS! But I am not complaining though.. REVIEW MY LITTLE MINIONS!