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Crysta's POV

I have officially declared myself badass. I now have my own katana. And. It's awesome. Well..to me at least. Little Miss Scythe also has her own weapon. If I need to say what it is, you're dumber than Hidan when drunk. Autumn also took my side with swords and decided to learn how to use twin blades. But the downside..we just started our training, meaning we still suck ass when it comes to handling our new weapons. But when we learn how to use them properly, we'll be so kickass. The one in our group having the most progress in training is Aeryonna. She's patient and is learning quickly. Lucky bitch. But she ain't that good yet.

I collapsed on the couch next to my beloved Nii-san."Hello Nii-san."I said."Hey crazy bitch."He replied, causing my hair to fall victim to the ruffling. This always happens to me.."So what are you doing?" He looked at me for a few seconds."Finding out about your fucking plans to annoy the hell oughta me."

"Damn..you read me like a book..which I can't really say you know how to do." Bryanna and Autumn snickered from the other couch across from us."Bitch."Hidan said with a glare."Bastard."I replied."Crazy bitch."

"Psychotic bastard."

"Fucker."

"Asshole."

"Tit-less."

"Dick-less."

"Little shithead!"

"Ass face!"

"Ass head!"

"Fucking moron!"

"Shit face!"

"FUCK FACE!" We were now in each other's faces, death glares in place. We're bonding. He poked my forehead like Itachi did to Sasuke. I feel like Duck-ass head now.."Nii-san!"I whined. He chuckled and sat back down."This isn't over."I said, sitting back down as well."Oh, I know it isn't fucking over. My crazy little bitch wouldn't give up like that."Hidan replied. I punched his arm. Causing our two year late play fight to begin. He currently had me pinned to the ground."Admit I'm better than you and then I'll fucking release you!"Hidan demanded."Never.."I growled in responce."Alright, then I guess you're gonna be here for a while."

"No I won't, I have reinforcements."

"Who?" I took a deep breath."DEIDARA, KEIRA, I NEED SOME BACK-UP!" My other partners in crime arrived."Not fucking fair!"Hidan demanded as Keira jumped on him."Your fault for not creating a team beforehand, hm."Deidara said, helping me up."Alright Keira, let the relidious freak go."

"Aww man.." She got off him, allowing Hidan to stand up."Fuckers..I call unfair game!"

"Life is an unfair game Hidan-nii."

"Whatever.." Just as he turned to leave, he suddenly turned around and launched himself at Deidara."MAN DOWN!"Keira yelled. We watched as the two rolled around, pulling hair and biting."..We need some mud."I said. Keira laughed at my little comment."Are you daydreaming about them wrestling in the mud now?"

"..Maybe.." Don't think about it..don't think about it.. Damn it. Keira then joined the match in an attempt to help Deidara. She continuously pulled Hidan's hair."FUCKING BITCH!"He yelled. She then kicked his manhood. Ouch."Keira, don't kick him too hard, Dawn might want kids."I said. Her and Deidara burst into a fit of laughter as Hidan lay on the floor in pain, looking shocked at what I said about Dawn. I skipped into the living room and plopped o the couch next to Dawn."Hey Dawn?"I asked."Hm?"She replied taking a drink of her water."Do you and Hidan plan on having kids?" Cue spit-take. I struggled to keep in my laughter."Why. The hell. Did you just ask me that?"

"'Cuz Keira kicked his reproductive organs and we hoped she didn't kick him too hard since you might've wanted kids." She stared at me in shock. I grinned."Who's having kids?"Alexa asked, walking in from upstairs."No one. Sis was just asking Dawn if she wanted to have kids with Hidan."Bryanna said. Alexa sat on the couch and looked like she was in deep thought. Aeryonna glanced at her little sister."I know you wanted to have kids in the future Alex, but Sasori is a puppet, and that would hurt like the fiery pits of fucking hell."She said, recieving odd looks from said puppet."Stop making your face look worse than it already is."I teased. He glared at me."Now it's even worse!"

"Brat."

"Puppet-bitch." See? Even me and Sasori bond like Hidan and I! Alexa hugged Sasori."Don't listen to her Danna! You're the sexiest puppet I've ever seen!" I sighed."Sasori, learn to use a jutsu that'll turn you into a human so she can get what she wants." Aeryonna had a spit-take, the couple gave me very shocked expressions, and the other people in the room laughed along with me."I would not do that to Alexa."He said, sounding a little pissed."Unless she wants it.."I muttered under my breath. She threw the nearest thing at me, which was an empty cup."BITCH PLEASE."I yelled, dodging the cup. I stood up to go upstairs when a certain Jashinist pulled me into the other room and pinned me to the ground again."This ain't fucking over crazy bitch!"Hidan said."Just wait 'till I get my hands on you.."I growled."What? You gonna call your partners in crime like a fucking coward?" Then, I noticed how he had my phone in his hands. Even though there wouldn't be any service, we brought them to the Narutoverse anyways."Dude, don't touch that! Give it back!"

"Calm the hell down, I just wanna see it.." He continued to press random buttons like a idiot would."I didn't wanna do this Nii-san..but you leave me no choice."

"Do what?"

"KUZU-KUN, HIDAN'S SITTING ON ME ON THE FLOOR!" Like I expected, Hidan was then punched in the head and shoved into the wall, causing the phone to fall to the ground."You alright?"Kakuzu asked. I picked up my phone and nodded."Hidan, what did you do!"I demanded."What, I don't know!" He didn't ruin it. Hidan had given us internet."GUYS, WE HAVE INTERNET!"I yelled, causing the group to run in. Megan took the phone."HOLY FUDGE, WE HAVE INTERNET!" Everyone else brought out their cell phone and also gained the internet access I had."What did Hidan do exactly?"Kuzu asked."He gifted us with the magic of internet. It's something from our world that a lot of people can't live without."I replied, searching for a certain episode of Naruto Shippuden. I showed him and he watched as he well..died. I didn't watch it. I don't really enjoy watching my family die."Thank you Hida-kun!"Dawn said, giving him a thank you kiss."I..don't even know what I fucking did.."He said, very confused."It doesn't matter that you don't know, we have internet!"Megan said.

Hidan doesn't even know what he did. XD Note: If your phone refuses to get an internet signal, give it to Hidan. He'd probably fix it! Or..completey break it. Whichever comes first! Please review peoples!