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Crysta's POV

Everyone has their morning routine.

Wake up, either by alarm or waking up on your own, get dressed and anything else you need to do to be ready for today, and go do whatever you had planned. But here..here, for this band of psychotics, it's way different..

First, you wake up, either on your own..

"ART IS AN EXPLOSION, UN!"

BOOM!

..Or by explosion. Then, if you get waken up by explosion, like I just did, you grab your weapon and go to attack the blonde terrorist that caused it. Then, you can get dressed, eat breakfast etc., etc...

I growled in frustration as I was waken up by Deidara's art once again. The first time, I managed to keep cool since we just reunited. But..that was a few days ago..meaning there's no reason to not kill the blonde terrorist now."They die. Today."I growled, sitting up and grabbing my katana, which was now always within my reach."They're annoying as hell in the mornings, but try not to brutally murder them."Kakuzu said."No promises.." I knew the terrorist and his girlfriend were hiding in his room, making them complete idiots. They should know to actually hide. Their room was at the other side of the base, along with the rooms of Aeryonna and Itachi, Autumn and Kisame, Alexa and Sasori, and I think Konan and Leader-sama's office. Poor defenseless souls have to deal with the explosions even closer than the others..

When I reached the room I was hunting for, I kicked the door open."Get out here and face your death, shemale."I said, walking into the room."DEIDARA SHALL LIVE!"Keira yelled, obviously from behind considering that she just jumped on my back."GET. OFF. ME. NOW!"I barked. I grabbed her and flipped her over my shoulder, causing a 'thud' to be heard when she hit the floor. She stared at me with slight shock. I found the terrorist's location and showed him the katana in my hands. He ran over to Keira."Listen. To me. Kakuzu asked me to not brutally murder you, and I considered listening. You better be fucking thankful."I growled."And get this through your skull, you can express your art whenever you want. Just not when I'm fucking sleeping. Got it?" Deidara nodded. Keira seemed to be praying, thanking Kakuzu."Next time, I don't plan on letting it go." I exited the room, leaving the probably scared couple. I scare people a lot. Especially when I'm pissed off.

As I wandered through the hall, I noticed how a door that's always open during the night was shut. And it belonged to none other than my non-biological Nii-san and his girlfriend. They're so getting questioned later. When I returned back to my room, I placed my katana back down and collapsed on the bed."Since you asked nicely, I let them live. For now.."I said."Good."Kakuzu replied with a chuckle. I sat back up since Kuzu was no longer laying down as well. Damn ninja don't know how to sleep in for once.. He was currently getting dressed. And I gawked at those stitches of his."Must..resist.." I managed to resist until he was finished."Resist what?"

"Those..damn..stitches..I lurb them so much.."

"Why you love stitches and scars so much will always remain a mystery.." I got up and hugged him."They're epicly awesome, that's why. And they're also one of the many reasons why I love you." After giving him our usual 'Good morning kiss' I decided to get dressed myself. Badasses shouldn't walk around in what they slept in. When finished, I ventured downstairs to see that Megan and Tobi had made breakfast. Thank Jashin they did, I didn't feel like making food this morning. I took a seat next to Kuzu-kun. Then, I noticed how a certain couple weren't down here once again."Now where's Dawn and Hidan?"I asked."Still upstairs."Kisame replied."I'll go get 'em." I went into the hall and yelled,"DAWN, HIDAN, YOU GUYS CAN SCREW LATER, JUST GET DOWNSTAIRS!" I went back into the kitchen and noticed the several people trying to contain their laughter.

"What was that?"Autumn asked."Their door was shut and it's usually opened so they were probably fucking."I replied with a smirk."FUCK YOU CRYSTA!"Dawn called."I THOUGHT THAT WAS KAKUZU'S JOB?"Bryanna yelled. I nearly fell off my chair and Kakuzu nearly had a spit-take. I thwacked my sister's head."What the hell!"

"What, I thought it was!" I hit her again."DAWN, HIDAN, GET YOUR LAZY ASSES DOWN HERE!"She called, trying to avoid my hits."IT'S TOO LATE FOR US, GO GET SCREWED BY ZETSU!" Something similar happened to Bryanna and Zetsu."FINE, BUT REMEMBER THAT NO ONE WANTS KIDS RUNNING AROUND, SO USE PROTECTION!"Keira yelled."ONCE AGAIN, TOO LATE!"

"THAT'S IT, I'M COMING UP THERE!" I ran upstairs with Megan and Tobi following. The door wasn't locked, but I kicked it open. Just 'cuz I can."Dawn's too young, Hidan!"Megan yelled. He glared at her."Dawn, how old are you?"

"Nineteen. I'll be turning twenty."

"Crysta-chan, is Dawn-chan too young?"Tobi asked. I sighed."I'm afraid not Tobi.."

"Good, now get the fuck oughta our room."Hidan ordered. We listened and went back downstairs."We couldn't save them.."I sighed. Then, after a few awkward minutes passed, the two came into the kitchen."Hey, they're here! Did you guys have fun?"Aeryonna said. The two glared at her."Shut the fuck up, we weren't doing anything."Dawn snapped."Oh really?"Autumn asked. Hidan glared at her, causing her to bring out her swords."Come get me."

"This a fucking challenge?"Hidan asked, standing up. Kisame prevented Autumn from attacking the Jashinist."Fucking wussy.." She grabbed a knife and chucked it at his head. It missed by an inch."Hah, missed!" Autumn pouted at Kisame, causing him to punch Hidan's head. We all snickered."No I didn't."Autumn said, kissing her shark."It's been one of those..interesting mornings again."Itachi stated."I agree with my Weasel."Aeryonna said. We all nodded in agreement."Yeah..reminds me of the Asylum.."I said. I recieved some odd looks."This place is an Asylum, it's full of psychotics."Zetsu said."Look who's talking.."Sasori muttered. He glared at the puppet."Now all we need are our Asylum buddies!"Bryanna exclaimed, hugging Zetsu. Everyone facepalmed.

Yeah, this is what our mornings can be like. But hey, you can't blame us. We are a band of psychotics.

It would be weird, but awesome to have mornings like this! And fun..but insane.. Not much happened in the chapter, but that happens sometimes! NOW REVIEW, MINIONS!