I don`t own Gravity Falls, Creepypastas, or the variant of The Merry Go Round Broke Down from Roger Rabbit.
My Friend is a Dream Demon
The MaBill Episode
Part 3
Bill had heard the scream But luckily Mabel didn`t. "Can I go do something real quick?" Bill said.
"Sure." Mabel said as Bill ran over to Joe.
"Why did you scream?!" Bill yelled in Joe`s ear. "Because Gideon and Will are coming!" Joe shouted in Bill`s ear.
"WHAT?!" Bill shouted. "They`ll ruin everything! We need a distraction!" Bill said to Joe. "I can`t make a distraction by myself!" Joe yelled.
"Did someone say Distraction?" Jeff the Killer said as he, Slendy, Dark Link, Tails Doll, and BEN appeared. "Uh….Yeah." Joe said confused. Jeff then said, "Well, You`re in luck because me and my friends are great at distractions!"
"No, You aren`t Jeff." Dark Link said. "Great! Now you six distract them while I go impress Shooting Star." Bill said walking away. Jeff then said to Dark Link. "You should stop being a grump all the time. THAT`S IT!"
Meanwhile, Gideon and Will were walking over to where Joe and the Creepypastas. "Bill is dating Mabel?! I will make him pay…" Gideon said. "Why do you still like that girl? She`s clearly not into you." Will said. "SHUT UP!" Gideon yelled.
Will didn`t hear him because he was too busy looking at a poorly made curtain that had the words "Jeff Sings" The curtains then opened as Gideon and Will stood staring at it. Jeff came out and starting singing…
Jeff: Oh, Jeffry is my name
And laughter is my game
C`Mon, cowpoke
It`s just a joke
Don`t sit there on your brain
I`m not debonair
I just have silly hair
If you want class
I`ll have to pass
So go sit on the stairs
(Pulls Dark Link out) My buddy`s Linky D
A sour-puss, you see
But when I`m done
He`ll make lots of puns
Because a joker he will be
C, D, E, F, G, H, I…
Love to raise some cain
Believe me, it`s no strain
It feels so great
To stab a plate
And look there is no pain, no pain, no pain, no pa-(spoken) Oops. Stabbed my funny bone. (Topples over)
From behind the curtain, Joe said "That wasn`t enough what could be more distracting?" "I think Jeff is counting sheep." Slendy said dragging Jeff out from the stage. "Sheep? THAT`S IT!" Joe shouted with glee.
Later, Joe then muttered "Why do I have to wear the sheep costume?"