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Dawn's POV

I sat on the countertop in Kakashi's kitchen, watching as Crysta and Autumn prepared breakfast. Sakura and Naruto told the Sharingan user and he invited us over this morning. I kept an eye on Crysta, making sure she didn't slip something into Naruto's food that would poison him. Yeah, she could pull shit like that. When they finished making pancakes, I watched Autumn pour rotten milk into Lee's drink. It smelled horrible and was thick and gooey. Perfect for payback for Autumn's wrist. I smirked as she stirred it in with a spoon, causing the juice to thicken and it's color lighten a bit. Though, just by looking at it, there's barely any differance. The two gave everyone their plates. Kakashi went into the other room, pulling a Madara by eating away from everyone to hide his face.

"These are really good!"Naruto said, taking a bite of the pancake. I watched Lee. He grabbed his glass and took a drink. And..cue spit-take. All over Ino."LEE!"Ino yelled as she was covered with a mixture of rotten milk and orange juice. Crysta, Autumn, and I burst out laughing."Never! Mess with one of us!"Autumn said between laughs."What did I do?"Lee asked, completely forgetting yesterday."Red Rover? Autumn's wrist?"I questioned. He thought for a minute and had a derp moment. Crysta says 'derp' whenever someone realizes something and goes, "Ohhh..", which Lee just did. Of course, Sakura was laughing as well and Tenten was snickering."What did you do to his drink?"Neji asked."Added a personal touch of spoiled milk."Autumn said with a smirk.

"Well, now I have to change."Ino said, using one of those tones. Like a stuck-up prep who thinks she's so great. Annoying bitch.. She left the apartment with a sigh."I'm sorry Ino-chan!"Lee called."Well, this breakfast sure was interesting."Shika-bitch stated. What? It's his nickname from me."Yeah..reminds me of the mornings we have back home.."Crysta said. I looked and noticed that all the girls had a smirk."Alright, what are you guys planning?"I asked."Well, we were just thinking about just us girls having girl time.."Hinata said. Kiba groaned, almost sounding disgusted. Crysta, Autumn, and I did the same, faceplanting on the table as well."Aw, come on, it won't be that bad."Sakura said."Yes, yes it will.."Crysta replied."Hey, if it makes you feel better, I'm having girl time too. And I'm not very girly either."Tenten stated. She had a point there..

The boys seemed either really bored, or, in Kiba's case, disgusted. Kakashi returned to the kitchen."Thanks for the breakfast guys. Those pancakes are actually pretty good."He said, probably smiling."No problem Kakashi."Autumn said."Well..enjoy girl time, I guess?"Naruto said. I gave him an odd look. He was deffinately planning something. I just know it. We left the apartment, allowing the boys to leave while us girls stood outside."So, why are we waiting for Ino?"I asked."Because we're having girl time, remember?"Sakura asked. I turned to leave."I'm out."I stated, starting to walk off."Wait a minute!"I heard Ino call."You don't even know what we're doing!"

"What are we doing?"I sighed, turning back towards the girls."We're going to a hot spring!" Autumn seemed to like the idea. Crysta was the complete opposite."I..rather not.."Crysta said."Aw, come on! It won't be so bad, it's just us girls!"Sakura said. I smirked and walked back over to the group."Yeah, let's go to the hot spring."I said. Crysta shot me a glare, saying 'Screw you' in sign language as well."Well..you guys will have to leave your weapons.."Hinata said."No way dude. This stays with me."I said, grabbing my scythe."It's only a hot spring, what could go wrong?"Tenten asked."Men.." They gave me odd looks. After some arguing, they allowed us to bring our weapons. Of course, Tenten took our side, wanting to bring her weapons as well.

When we arrived, it was an average hot spring. Thank Jashin they seperated the two genders.. We were greeted by an older woman, probably the owner of the bath house. She showed us to the girls' changing rooms and we sat our weapons down. I wrapped the rope of my scythe around all our clothes, ensuring that if someone tried to take my scythe, they would have to waste time and unwrap it from he clothes due to them weighing it down. As we walked to the springs, Crysta looked uncomfortable."You're fine, Crysta."I stated. She glanced over at me and sighed. When we arrived at the springs, Crysta immediately took off her towel and hid in the water. And the water was actually relaxing."See? You can't have boy time at a hot spring."Ino said.

"Yes, yes you are right. But that doesn't mean we're going to stop acting like boys."Autumn stated. The others sighed."Crysta, is something wrong?"Hinata asked. Crysta was under the water deep enough so only her nose and above was showing."She's self-conscious."I stated. The girls all said 'Oh' in unison."Well, you're fine here with us! It's only us girls, the boys are seperated!"Tenten said. Crysta rose slightly out of the water."Tenten's right, so we should all enjoy the springs."Hinata told her. I noticed a small smile appear on Crysta's face. I layed back, really enjoying the springs."So, just out of curiosity, but..do you three have boyfriends?"Ino asked. My eyes widened and I glanced over at Crysta and Autumn. Since they didn't go after the two-tails yet, the Konoha ninja shouldn't know of Hidan and Kakuzu yet. But they do know of Kisame.

"Yeah."I said, folding my arms behind my head."Uh..yeah."Crysta agreed. Autumn simply nodded."What are they like?"Sakura asked. Before anyone could answer, a bark was heard from the mens' side of the spring then a shush. I just knew the others were going to follow us.."Well..my boyfriend is the one who got me my scythe."I started. Everyone's attention averted from the wall that seperates the two genders back to me."He's protective, but loving at the same time. Though, he doesn't show it all the time. And, like me, he can get pissed off kinda easily. But we still love each other."I explained. The others actually seemed kinda jealous."What's his name?"Ino asked. Crysta and Autumn looked over at me. I waited a few seconds before simply stating,"Hidan."

Just like I thought, they have no idea who he is, and that he's in the Akatsuki."I hope we get to meet him some time."Ino said with a smile. Believe me, sweetheart, you will. And he'll be trying to murder Shika-bitch's ass."How about you, Crysta?"Hinata asked Huh..she never seemed like the gossip-y type.. I sighed and looked back over at the wall seperating the women from the men as Crysta talked about her 'Kuzu'. I heard familiar voices whispering at the other side of the wall. Yep, the boys are spying on us. I then heard a whisper scolding Naruto's name. I looked back at the girls. As Sakura asked about Autumn's boyfriend, a crack was heard. Our heads snapped over at the wall. I sunk into the water, thinking, 'Son of a bitch..'.

The wall seemed to collapse quicker than anyone could say 'Shit'. Crysta immediately sunk into the water, squeezing her eyes shut. On top of the fallen wall was Naruto. Indicating that the wall falling was his fault. Kiba, Akamaru, Lee, and Neji was over there as well."YOU IDIOT!"Sakura yelled, grabbing a towel to cover herself, and going over to punch Naruto's head repeatedly."OW, SAKURA, OW, OW..IT WAS AN ACCIDENT..OW!"Naruto yelled as he continued to get hit. I snickered. Hinata stood up, grabbing and towel and quickly covering herself, going to leave. Naruto then stood up, failing to cover his manhood, causing me to look away immediately and Hinata to faint, her head landing on a towel rather then the hard floor.

"COVER YOURSELF UP!"All the girls, and some of the boys, yelled in unison. He grabbed a towel, covering his 'things'. I then heard Sai say there was nothing special about Naruto's balls. After much yelling, we gladly left the hot springs, leaving Naruto to deal with the payment of the damages."Okay..I am officially scarred for life."Tenten deadpanned. Everyone, minus me, agreed."Dawn, why do you seem..un-scarred for life?"Ino asked. I shrugged."Well, not only did I look away, but I've already seen someone's 'things' before."I said, smirking at their shocked expressions."You mean..your boyfriend's..?"She continued. I grinned and nodded. Autumn then came over to me."You and Hidan threw Keira's warning of using protection out the window, didn't you?"She whispered in my ear. I blinked. Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it.."Uh..yes?"I replied. She facepalmed. Autumn then walked over and whispered it in Crysta's ear. Her jaw dropped and I felt a blush sneak across my face.

"So, we done with girl time?"I asked, changing the subject."That was barely anything, and besides, the boys ruined it! We gotta do something."Ino said. I sighed. I'm really getting annoyed right now."I rather not have girl time..I've had enough of it."Crysta said, zipping her hoodie up as far as it would go."I agree. I've also had enough of girl time. I'd rather be outside, getting dirty and hanging out with the boys. Not Naruto, though."Autumn agreed."Please? It's only today, and you guys need time away from boys."Ino pleaded."What did you have in mind?"I asked, crossing my arms."Well, I was thinking we could go shopping for a bit.."She said."HELL no."Autumn stated. She despises shopping."Come on, Autumn. We could get some nice clothes!"Sakura insisted. Crysta facepalmed. They both especially hate clothes shopping. Crysta and Autumn were practically dragged to the large shop."Well, you guys have fun!"I said, turning to leave. I heard giggles and I was then dragged inside as well. Jashin-damn it all.

~A LITTLE WHILE LATER~

"Come on Dawn!"

"No. Fucking. Way."

"Please? We wanna see!"

"Again, no. Fucking. Way." I sighed from inside the changing room. They had forced me as well to try various outfits on. And right now, they expect me to walk out in some dress. Hell. No."Fine, we'll just come in the changing room then!"Ino demanded."How do you know if I'm even clothed or not?"I asked with a smirk. I got no responce."Damn it, Dawn, just let us see the damn dress! You've seen Autumn and I in a damn dress, so we want to be damn even!"Crysta demanded. I've never heard Crysta use 'damn' so many times in a sentence before.. I finally sighed in defeat and opened the door, showing the dress I was wearing."See? Was that so bad!"Tenten asked. Crysta and Autumn were snickering."You should get it.."Crysta said."Yeah, I'm sure Hidan would like to see you wearing that."Autumn said. If I weren't wearing this, those two would be dead right now.

I stomped back into the changing room, and quickly changed back into my clothes. I came back out, shooting death glares at the two."Y-you looked pretty in that dress, Dawn.."Hinata said."Thanks Hinata."I replied."So, are you getting it?"Sakura asked. I sighed, glancing down at the dark green dress in my hands."I guess.."I stated."Well that's good, you didn't even get anything!"Ino said. I honestly didn't give two flying fucks. I never agreed to this fucking 'girl time' and now I'm getting some fucking dress I'm probably never going to fucking wear. Yeah, I was kinda pissed. We left after a while (more like an hour or three..) and went to Autumn's apartment."So, now what?"I asked, annoyed."Well, we could just talk."Hinata suggested.

"There's nothing to talk about. We hung out at a hot spring, went through hours of torture known as shopping, aren't we done with girl time?"I continued, laying down on the couch in the middle of the room."Oh, come on, it won't hurt to just talk a bit!"Sakura said, sitting in one of the chairs. The others took a seat as well."Yes it will.."I deadpanned."Is she always like this?"I heard Ino whisper to Crysta. I rolled my eyes."Only when she's pissed off, PMSing..or pregnant.." I shot up, grabbing my scythe and pointing it at Crysta. The others had shocked looks right at me."What was that?"I growled. Crysta pulled out her katana, as if we were to fight to the death."Easy guys..Crysta was just kidding, right?"Tenten insisted, stepping in between our weapons. Crysta put her katana away while I kept a good grip on my scythe.

"Yeah, I could be..or she's gonna be telling Hidan how he's gonna be a dad soon!" Two people held me back as I tried to attack Crysta."I. Will. Kill. You."I growled."Hey, you should be proud. Everyone else wants a family and you're the first one to get that!" She just wants me to kill her."Dawn, calm down! Crysta's only messing around!"Autumn ordered. I ceased my attempts at attacking her and put my scythe away. I looked at everyone's shocked, almost scared, expressions. I then ran into the bathroom, locking the door behind me. I leaned on the door, sliding down until I was sitting. I listened and was shocked to hear them worrying about me instead of insulting or mocking me.

I then jumped back as someone knocked on the door. Standing up, I unlocked the door, allowing Autumn to step in. I sighed, sitting on the sink and attempting to yank my hair out."You know, Crysta was only messing around."Autumn said, sitting on the edge of the tub."I know, but..I just don't want to think about that right fucking now."I replied. She gave me a look that said 'Really?'. I sighed and banged my head against the wall."Well, if you did throw Keira's warning out the window, then you know that you will end up with kids."Autumn said with a shrug."I know, I know, shut the hell up." Autumn snickered, causing me to shoot her a glare."Remember that Crysta wants you to name it after her if it's a girl."Autumn stated, standing up. I got up as well."Like hell I am."I said, opening the door and re-entering the living room.

"You okay?"Ino asked. I nodded, taking my seat back on the couch. I glanced over at Crysta as Sakura elbowed her arm."Okay, okay..Dawn..sorry for messing with you like that."Crysta said. I smirked."It's fine." Her jaw dropped."YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!" Everyone in the room laughed."I'm tellin' Kuzu on you."Crysta stated, crossing her arms. I rolled my eyes."He'll have to get through Hidan to get to me first."I retorted."Yeah, well he'll get through. Just you wait."

I snickered as long with the others."Does Crysta act..childish this often?"Sakura asked, still snickering a bit."You have no idea. When she isn't being a self-conscious emo, she's practically an eight-year-old with a foul mouth."I replied. Crysta stuck her tongue out at me."I'm not an emo like Duck-ass."

"See what I mean? I'll never understand how her boyfriend puts up with her.."

"Mean bitch."

"I know I'm a mean bitch. I'm so mean that if my first kid's a girl, I ain't naming it after you." She gasped in pretend shock."You monster!" She crossed her arms, falling back onto the chair."You guys are fun to be around!"Tenten said. The others nodded in agreement."Well thanks. You guys are pretty good people yourselves."I said. They all smiled."Also, Hinata,"I started. She tilted her head to the side."You should ask Naruto out." She blushed a deep red and everyone else laughed. Autumn pointed at Tenten."You. Should date Neji."She stated, causing Tenten to blush as well."And you,"Crysta started, pointing at Sakura."Should date...Gaara." Sakura's jaw dropped and everyone burst into a fit of laughter."Yeah, like that'll happen."I said."H-how do you know of Gaara anyways..?"Sakura asked, blushing and trying to change the subject."Read your memories with my Kekkei Genkai."Crysta replied with a shrug. She practically stalks the redhead. Before Shippuden and her love of Kakuzu, she loved Gaara. I think she still does, actually..

"What about me, huh?"Ino questioned."Kiba."Everyone minus her said in unison. Ino had a shocked expression as she fell back, landing in the chair behind her."Well, today sure has been interesting. Probably more interesting than the days we have back home."I stated. Crysta shook her head."No way in hell will there ever be a day weirder than the ones we have back with the others."She said."Oh really?"

"Yeah. Really."

"Well, if that's the case, I have no objections or arguments." She gave me a confused look and I simply smirked."So, do you guys still hate having 'girl time'?"Sakura asked. Autumn and Crysta refused to answer. They probably enjoyed today, just too stubborn to admit it."It was actually pretty enjoyable..minus the shopping.."I said."Agreed."Autumn and Crysta said in unison. I glanced out the window and saw that it was starting to get dark. The others must've noticed as well since Hinata, Tenten, Sakura, and Ino all just got up from their seats."Well, I think we should get going."Hinata said, still having a slight blush from what I said about her and Naruto."Yeah, it's starting to get a little late. We should have girl time again sometime."Ino said, getting over her shock from everyone agreeing to her and Kiba dating."Never again."Crysta, Autumn, and I said in unison. The others giggled as they left the apartment.

"I think I'm gonna go back over to my apartment too."I said, standing up."'Kay, later Dawn."Crysta said as I grabbed my things and left."Dawn, we were in Konoha three days, right?"Autumn called."Yes Autumn."I called back with a smirk. She always forgot things as simple as that. Upon returning to my own temporary home, I put my things away and went into my bedroom, collapsing on the bed. The thought about having kids went through my head once again. The thought actually kinda scared me. I was laying in my bed for what felt like an entire night before I finally relaxed. Then another thought hit me, waking me up once again.

If I am pregnant, how the fuck do I tell Hidan?

I don't know Dawn. I just don't know. Or do I..? XD BTW, I got the idea of the wall getting knocked down at the hot spring from HyugaPanda's fanfic, Akatsuki's New Girls. She's awesome for letting me use the idea. Plus, her story is pretty good too.

Answer:Kakuzu. 'Nuff said. I effen love his stitches and his eyes. It is him that is awesomesauce. After Kakuzu, I would have to say Hidan. Yep, Zombie Duo fangirl here. X3

QftC(Question for the Chapter):Besides Naruto, what's one of your favorite animes?

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