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Dawn's POV

I sighed in annoyance as I was awakened by banging on my front door."Fuck off and come back never.."I growled, turning over. I heard the door slam open and someone stomp into the room."Warning: I bite when pissed."I muttered, not even bothering to see who it was. I heard a sigh I've known for over ten years."What. Could you of all people. Be doing in my room, waking me up early."I snarled, sitting up to face Crysta."Well, I wake up early when I want to."She said. I glared at her."Hey, don't glare at me, I just wanna get the hell outta here and back home." I sighed. Home sounds good right about now."Just get your lazy ass up, get ready, and we'll go wait for Kuzu, Kisame, and Hidan-nii. Then when we get home, you and Hidan can fuck each other's brains out." I threw my pillow at her."You shut the hell up!"

She left with a laugh. I looked at my phone, which had 'One Missed Call: Crysta' on the screen. I must've slept through her call. As I gathered up my stuff, the thought of having kids crossed through my head once again. I glanced down at the bandages that wrapped around my wound from my little ritual to Jashin-sama. Childbirth, I know will be more painful than a ritual will ever be. Before leaving, I looked at the Jashinist symbol that was caked into the white carpet of the apartment. That..might take a while to clean off. Not my problem, though. I went outside, joining Autumn and Crysta."So, why did we have to wake up so damn early?"I asked."Because we need to leave before the Konoha ninja get up."Autumn replied. I then heard music, causing me to automatically look over at Crysta. Yep, blaring out the world with her music.

We began walking through Konoha, headed for the gates. Bored, I tried listening to the lyrics of the song Crysta listened to."Autumn, can you hear what she's listening to?"I asked. Autumn looked over at Crysta, staring for a few seconds."I think it's Inside The Fire by Disturbed."She said. I watched as Crysta started to headband slightly, causing us to snicker."Speaking of songs, what's your favorite?"Autumn asked. I shrugged."I don't know, there's a lot of songs I like. What about you?"

"Deffinately Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace." I thought about all the songs I knew, thinking of which would be my favorite."I'm thinking Immortal by Adema could be my favorite."I said with a shrug. She nodded. I looked back over at Crysta again."Crysta is basically addicted to music, I wonder which song out of the hundreds she's listened to is her favorite."I wondered. Autumn poked Crysta's shoulder, wanting to get her attention. Crysta paused the ipod."Yeah?"She asked."What's your favorite song?"I asked. Crysta looked up, as if thinking."You know..I've listened to so many songs in my life that I never really thought about which would be my favorite..I'm gonna have to say a tie between Devour by Shinedown and Burn It To the Ground by Nickelback."She explained.

We both looked at her."We expected you to choose something like Right Round by Flo Rida."Autumn said. Crysta shrugged, hitting play on her ipod once again, starting her headbanging again as well. She wasn't going nuts, just slightly bobbing her head repeatedly as the song played, her lip singing the lyrics also. We continued on before reaching the gates."So, now what? Do we stand out here, waiting for them to come get us?"I asked. Autumn shrugged. I facepalmed."Really, Autumn? Really?"

"What, I didn't think of that until now!" Sighing, I took a look around. No one other than us were in these woods. I hit my forehead against a tree."So, what now? We just stand here, possibly for hours, waiting for them, or keep walking on stupidly, hoping that they won't miss us?"I asked. Before she could snap back, three figures jumped onto a tree branch not too far from us."See? I know Dawn's bitching anywhere."A familiar voice said. I facepalmed."And what is that supposed to mean?"I asked as Hidan, Kisame, and Kakuzu jumped down in front of us."It means that when you start bitching about something, anyone could recognize it."Kakuzu deadpanned, Crysta latching onto his arm.

I flipped him off, Hidan then pulling me into a kiss. I wrapped my arms around his neck, gladly kissing back. We were interupted a few minutes afterwards when Crysta stated,"Isn't there something you would like to tell Hidan, Dawn?" Hidan pulled away and gave me an odd look."Tell me what?" I glared at Crysta and she simply stuck out her tongue, climbing onto Kakuzu's back."I'll explain when we get back to the base. Now's not the best time."I said, climbing onto his back."Good, now let's get the hell outta here before the people of Konoha realize you're not still in another universe."Autumn said. The three ninja took off in the trees, headed for the base.

"So then that means the Konoha ninja don't know of our return yet?"Kisame asked. Autumn nodded,"Completely unaware. But they have been sensing your guys' chakra around, but they think it's some kind of henchman or something."

"Good, as long as they don't know it's the actual Akatsuki."

~A LITTLE WHILE LATER~

I watched as we continued on, rushing underneath the thousands of stars. I never really payed attention to them, now realizing that they're kinda pretty to look at. We then stopped, indicating that we're taking a break to make camp for the night. I sighed, sliding off Hidan's back and looking around. We were surrounded by trees with only the stars and full moon in the sky."Dawn, why can't you just fucking tell me what's wrong now?"Hidan asked."Because it's something that I don't need other people hearing until I want to tell them."I replied."Well, if it's fucking important, then it can't wait."He continued."Yes, it fucking can."

"No, it fucking can't. Just tell me what's wrong, damn it!"

"When we're fucking alone and no one else can hear it! Yes, it's important, but it's not fucking hurting me or anything, so it can wait until we get back to the fucking base!" He stared at me, shocked that I had shouted at him. I then shot a glare over at Crysta who was giggling."What's so fucking funny?"I snapped. Her giggling ceased and she shrugged. I sighed, laying down on the grassy ground and staring up past the trees and at the sky. How the fuck do I tell Hidan?

Now that I think about it, I miss the evil kitties.

Cute, furry, and no damn pregnancy for me! I was staring up at the sky for a little while before I could no longer keep myself awake.

~THE NEXT MORNING~

I was half asleep, but I heard the others talking. Listening, I figured out who was who."She's sleeping right next to her scythe..it'd be best if you didn't wake her up.." Crysta."I'm sure she wouldn't give a fuck if I woke her up." Hidan."Just carry her and let's go." Kakuzu. I could just feel him roll his eyes. I then felt myself being picked up bridal style and carried as the ex-nin started jumping across the tree branches towards the base. Just for the hell of it, I decided to make this awkward for Hidan. So I gripped his cloak, nuzzling into his chest and mumbling his name. I couldn't prevent myself from smirking as I heard the others' snickers. I know Hidan's embarassed. I wouldn't be suprised if the others knew that I was actually partially awake and doing this on purpose.

"How cute!"Kisame joked."Y-you shut the fuck up!"Hidan demanded, causing the others to laugh. Yes, we loved each other, but we didn't like showing it in public. Hidan hated that."So, Hidan, when's the wedding?"Autumn asked. I listened for Hidan's responce."I..um..shut the fuck up!" I cracked open an eye and glanced up at him, seeing a blush spread across his face. I sighed, nuzzling into his chest again and attempting to fall back asleep. I heard Hidan sigh too before I fell back asleep for a little while.

My nap didn't last too long, because soon after falling back asleep, I was waken up again."What..?"I asked."We're back at the damn base."Hidan stated."Just carry me inside.."I insisted. I smirked with victory as I continued to get carried bridal style inside. I looked and saw that I was being taken upstairs. Upon reaching our bedroom, I was sat on our bed."Now can you tell me what's wrong?"Hidan asked. I sighed, looking down at the floor."Well, Hida-kun.."I started, not knowing how to explain this. He stared at me oddly at the sudden use of that nickname."While at Konoha, I found something..interesting out.."

"What is it? Tell me already."He insisted."Well..today was supposed to be that time of month for me, but it never came. Would you know why?" Hidan stared at me for a few seconds before something must've clicked in his head."No..no way..no..way.."He said, shaking his head. I nodded."Yes."

"Just..no.."

"Yes!"

"You can't fucking be!"

"I am, damn it!"

"You're-?"

"Pregnant." He stared at me, shocked as fuck. He collapsed back onto the bed."Please, just please, tell me that you're trying to scare the fuck out of me.."He said, covering his eyes with his hand. I pulled his hand off his face, shaking my head."We're going to be parents. That's what Jashin-sama meant when there was something up with me. I just wanted to tell you myself."I told him. Hidan sighed, probably wishing he was somewhere far away right now. I then told him something I would never even consider thinking about,"There's..abortion.."

"No!"He demanded, immediately sitting back up. I stared at him before smiling."You are happy that you're going to be a dad."I said."No..I mean, yes..I don't fucking know!" I snickered, sitting on his lap."Come on, admit you're somewhat excited." He looked away."Maybe, maybe fucking not.." I sighed, looking down again."Just wait, in only a few months, I'm going to be an even worse bitch than before." He rested his chin on the top of my head."Don't fucking remind me.." I snickered."Do you want a boy or a girl?"I asked."A boy, I guess.."

"I think I want twins." He nearly fainted.

Third Person POV

Kakashi stared out into the woods outside the gates of Konoha, remembering the three evil chakras from yesterday. At first, he thought nothing of it. But he had gotten a bit suspicious when he saw Crysta, Dawn, and Autumn leave Konoha, and as soon as they did, the three chakras sped away. With a poof, he disappeared and reappeared in the Hokage's office."Anything, Kakashi?"Tsunade asked. Kakashi shook his head."Whoever it was, they're gone now." Tsunade nodded."But there's one thing that confuses me,"He continued."Yesterday, after the three girls Crysta, Dawn, and Autumn left, the three chakras left as well, the girls nowhere around the gates." Sakura, who was also with them, stepped in.

"You can't be saying that they work with possible Akatsuki henchmen, are you?"The pinkette asked."I don't know, Sakura. It is possible."

"What would they want with three, chakra-less girls? They can't be working for the Akatsuki, they're long gone!"

"Their Kekkei Genkei."Tsunade stated. They all looked at the Hokage."If the Akatsuki do have henchmen finishing what they started, then they could've sent the girls here to use their Kekkei Genkei, learning Konoha's secrets and/or Naruto." Sakura stared at Tsunade."But..they seemed so nice.."She insisted."They don't have chakra, it could've been an act and we wouldn't even know it."

"Sakura does have a point, though."Kakashi added."Look, let's not immediately assume that they're with the Akatsuki. It could've been a coincedence. We'll forget about it, and if we find out that they are with Akatsuki, then we'll let the others know in case they ever come back. Plus, we'll remember them, knowing they couldn't be trusted." Tsunade stared at Kakashi, nodding afterwards."They're not working for the Akatsuki."Sakura insisted.

None of them had any idea about the girls' life with the Akatsuki.

Sorreh for the wait..it's been a busy week for me.. Anywhozal, Kisame's birthday is tomorrow. (March 18) :3 Just wanted to let you peeps know!

Answer:(For those of you that think 'That pairing exists?!' it does, no lie.) KakuSaso, KakuDei, NejiGaa, NaruGaa, KisaZet, and PeinNaru (Yes, even THAT exists..). *Pukes, then apologizes to anyone who actually likes those pairings*

QftC:If you could spoil the Akatsuki for their birthdays, what would you get them?

Here's another question, do you guys think I should make a Truth or Dare chappie? I've been thinking about that and have some interesting ideas for it.. REVIEW MY PEEPS!