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Keira's POV
BOOM!
That will never get old. Ya' gotta love explosions. They're fuckin' epic."DAMN IT BLONDIE, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
"DEIDARA! I WILL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT AND GIVE IT TO KUZU!"
"ART IS ETERNAL, BRAT!"
At least I like Deidara's art.."Keira, you like my art, right, hm?"Deidara asked. I gave him a look that said 'Really? You just asked me that?'."Of course I do, Dei, if you didn't express your art, I would probably chop your hair off in your sleep."I told him. He chuckled, wrapping his arms around my waist, and kissing me full on the lips. God, Jashin, or whoever you believe in, I've been sent to heaven. We then ventured downstairs, finding a pissed off Crysta, Dawn, and Autumn."The one thing that fucking rocked about Konoha is that we didn't have explosions for wake-up calls."Autumn stated.
I shrugged."Hey, that's your problem, not mine."I told them. I recieved glares from Autumn and Dawn. Crysta, being the way she is, simply chuckled and told me,"Touche." I smiled. Sometimes she just wants to say 'Touche' cause she feels like it. It doesn't even need to make sense. Anyways, breakfast was going fine until a certain skitzo phased into the room."'Sup Zetsu? You finally gonna be social for an entire day?"Crysta asked. His white half chuckled."Leader-sama needs Alexa, Sasori, Keira, and Deidara. Something about going over the plans for the one-tail." The four of us looked at the venus flytrap."Okay, then lets get this over with, yeah."Deidara said, standing from his chair.
Alexa, Sasori, and I followed, going to Leader-sama's office."You called, oh fearless leader?"Alexa asked, taking one of the seats."Yes, we need to go over the plans for going after the one-tail's Jinchuuriki."Leader-sama replied with his usual monotone voice."Sweetness..we get to meet Gaara!"I said excitedly. After Deidara, I love Gaara. Before we knew the Akatsuki, Crysta and I got in fights over him. But that was before, this is now. And now, we love our Akatsuki more than the redhead."So, when are we departing to retrieve the one-tail?"Sasori asked."Gaara."I corrected. The puppet shot me a glare. Alexa giggled, saying something to Sasori that I didn't catch.
"You'll be going after him within a week or so. Which is why, for the next few days, we'll be going over the plans to prevent Sasori's death and the loss of Deidara's arm."Leader-sama replied. Alexa winced at the thought of Sasori's death. She would probably fall into permanent depression. Same for me if I lost Deidara. Actually..that goes for any of us that lost our beloved. As Leader-sama started to explain the plans, Konan, who wasn't in the room until now, entered through the door."Where were you, Konan?"I wondered."I was asking Aeryonna and Itachi to do me a favor."The bluenette replied. If I remembered, Konan should also know sign language, since Crysta taught her and Leader-sama. I signed, 'Womanly needs?'. At first, she seemed a little confused, but then realized that I was talking about the things we girls need when a certain time of month comes. She nodded with a giggle.
"Continue, Leader-sama."I said, crossing my arms.
Aeryonna's POV
"And that's all we need to get?" I nodded at Itachi."Positive." He nodded with a 'hn'. I crossed my arms, then hn-ing at Itachi. He glanced over at me."Don't start with that, Aeryonna."Itachi warned. I smirked, hn-ing again. He then activated his Sharingan, causing me to scoff,"Please, you're more sexy now more than threatening." He deactivated his Sharingan, smirking as well. Yeah, you gotta love this Uchiha.
..But he's mine, bitches. So back off.(1)
Anyways, as we traveled through this little village, I started getting bored."Tachi?"I asked."Hm?"
"What do you do when you're bored?" He seemed to then be in thought for a few moments."Usually, I would either read or train. But now that I have you, I need to make sure you stay out of trouble."He explained. I pouted."I don't get into trouble..a lot." He chuckled, planting a kiss on my forehead."That is true, but you can never be too cautious." I sighed as he was right. I was the same way with Alexa when we were little. But that doesn't mean I don't still get protective over her."If we ever have kids, what would you want their names to be?"I asked randomly. He raised an eyebrow."Why do you ask?"Itachi told me. I shrugged."Don't know. Just curious, I guess."
"Well, curiosity killed the cat, my dear Aeryonna."
"Yeah, well Crysta and Bryanna think stupidity killed the cat and curiosity was framed." Itachi chuckled, shaking his head."To answer your question, I'm not entirely sure. I never really thought about it."He continued. I nodded."Well, I actually have two names in mind. Ren, if we ever have a boy. And Ana, if we ever have a girl."I told him. He gave me a small smile."We'll have to remember those names if we ever have children. Both are wonderful names."
"Yeah, we probably will in the near future considering your good looks. I'm suprised that fangirls around the world haven't died of blood loss due to the nosebleeds they got due to your looks." He actually looked a little disturbed at the fangirl thing. I snickered, shrugging."Maybe you should be kept away from the girls.."He said. I looked at him that said, 'Oh really?'. He returned with a monotone look that said, 'Really.'. Yeah, that's right, we can communicate with looks!
"Hey, Dawn is just a bitch all the time, Alexa is a little weird, Autumn is an awkward tomboy, and Keira is also a little weird."I pointed out. Itachi sighed."Let me correct myself then: Maybe you should be kept away from Crysta, Bryanna, Megan, and Tobi." I giggled. We soon arrived at a small shop. I stood outside as Itachi quickly got the very few things we needed. He isn't a perv like Hidan, so I could trust him. I then jumped as something cold and wet nudged the palm of my hand. I looked and saw a large, white dog, causing one thought to cross my mind. Akamaru.
"Hey there, puppy."I cooed, petting his head. I wasn't a huge fan of dogs, but Akamaru is cute. Especially if you're in the Narutoverse, petting him in person. Then, owner of said dog ran over."I'm sorry, miss. He just dashed off for some reason."He said."Oh, it's no trouble at all. He's a cute dog."I said. He laughed, holding out his hand."The name is Kiba." I shook his hand."I'm Aeryonna." Kiba seemed to stare at me for a few seconds."Hey, you don't have chakra..do you know three girls named Crysta, Dawn, and Autumn?" My eyes widened slightly."Yes, actually, we stay together along with a few others. Together, we make quite the fiasco.."
He chuckled."We were actually good friends with them."
"We?"I asked, knowing he probably meant the rest of his team. And, as I expected, Hinata and Shino appeared at Kiba's sides."Guys, this is Aeryonna, she knows Crysta, Dawn, and Autumn."Kiba told them. Hinata gave a small smile."I'm Hinata."She said shyly."Shino."The bug-user stated. He lacks a social life.."Nice to meet you three. I'll be sure to tell the others I ran into you."I said with a smile."Would you mind telling them we all said hi?"Hinata asked."Sure. Well, I should be going. The others could be waiting for me." They nodded, quickly saying bye. I pet Akamaru again before walking off. I then made a quick turn behind the shop, meeting Itachi.
"I'm sorry for making you wait, Tachi."I told him."It's alright, Aeryonna. Though if I were Sasori, I would probably be a little pissed off."He said. I giggled, him then picking me up bridal style and hurrying out of the village."What's the rush?"I asked, wrapping my arms around his shoulders."We don't want those Konoha nin finding me, do we?"He replied. I nodded."You got me there." He then caught me in a kiss, me then kissing back. Soon, we returned to the base, us still kissing. But the whole moment was ruined by a certain crazy."Aeryonna! Kissing in front of others is impolite, and others could find it offensive!"Crysta scolded.
I rolled my eyes, Itachi and I's moment then ending."Yeah? Well, then I guess you and Kakuzu are done kissing in front of everyone else too, then."I said, smirking. Dawn laughed."Burn!" The two started glaring again, the Zombie Duo seperating them again as well."Crysta, you do realize that almost everyone kisses in front of the others, right?"Kakuzu told her. She crossed her arms."Yeah, I know, I just like to comment on obvious things like that like I usually do. You should know that about me."She retorted."Psycho bitch has a point you know."Hidan added. Kakuzu glared at him."Stay out of this Hidan." I sighed. How I survive all these psychoes I'll never know."Was the Akatsuki this insane before we arrived?"I asked Itachi. He shook his head."Not as insane."He told me. I chuckled.
Dawn's POV
Aeryonna and Itachi went to give the females of this organization their womanly supplies. And damn it, mine are going to be sitting in the bathroom, unused for the next nine fucking months. Jashin, dealing with all the others is bad enough, now I'm gonna go through horrible pain to bring more crazies to this world in nine months. Well, considering that it's going to be the child, or children, of me and Hidan, the world better fuckin' watch out. If it doesn't, the world is screwed. 'Cause my kids are probably going to end up just as insane as their father. Or just as much of a bitch as their mother. Or even both. Yeah, the world is pretty much screwed already.
I sighed, falling back onto the couch. Crysta took the other couch, smirking at me."What's so funny?"I asked, glaring."Nothing. It's just that your womaly supplies aren't going to be used at all for a long time." Hidan and I shot her a look as the others in the room were confused at her statement."Why wouldn't she use them?"Megan asked, tilting her head to the side.
Three. Two. One.
Everyone looked at me with shock, me shooting death glares at Crysta as she laughed at everyone else's realization."Dawn! You threw Keira's damn warning out the fucking window?!"Bryanna yelled. I facepalmed."Yeah.."I deadpanned."I bet she's only the start."Autumn said. I laughed as everyone else was silent."I bet psycho bitch is next to get kids.."Hidan whispered to me, us both laughing now. Crysta tackled him, attemptimg to strangle him."I. Fucking. Heard. That!"She growled, a blush across her face."Who knows, she might be already."I said. She shot me death glares."My menstrual cycle started today, thank you very much!"She snapped. Did we really need to know that?
After preventing her from suffocating Hidan, we fell silent for a few minutes."Congratulations, Dawn, Hidan."Megan muttered, finally breaking the silence. I smirked."Thanks, Megan." She smiled."Megan-chan is a good girl!"Tobi chirped, Megan then sitting on his lap."So, any names yet?"Autumn asked."Psycho if it's a boy, Insane if it's a girl."Kisame joked. Hidan glared at him while I chuckled."No idea, yet."I replied."If you can't think of anything, I'm naming them for you."Crysta stated."Like hell you are."Hidan and I said in unison. She stuck her tongue out at us."Crysta, knowing you, I doubt anyone will let you name their kids."Kakuzu told her. She pouted. He had a point, though. Hell, I bet no one would let her near their kids. She could corrupt them.
"No one would let Crysta or Bryanna name their kids."Kisame stated."Hey!"Bryanna yelled, crossing her arms. To think that Kakuzu loves Crysta and is going to end up as Bryanna's brother-in-law in the future. You can't help to feel bad for him."If you think about it, if Bryanna and Zetsu have kids, they're either going to be cannibalistic, schizophrenic, or both."Kisame joked, earning glares from said couple. Hidan and I laughed, then earning a set of glares as well."At least if we have kids, they won't look like a shark."Zetsu challenged. Autumn stepped in to the argument."Watch what you say about my Kisa, plant."She challenged.
Kisame prevented Autumn from attacking Zetsu with her katanas, and Bryanna prevented Zetsu from accepting that challenge."Hey, where are the rest of the fuckers?"Hidan asked, realizing some of the people from our group was missing."Keira, Deidara, Sasori, and Alexa are still going over the plans with Leader-sama about going to get the one-tail and Aeryonna and Itachi apparently had to then tell Leader-sama something as well."Kakuzu said, as if obvious. It took Hidan a few seconds to realize that Kakuzu was trying to make him look like a dumbass."Fuck you! I know you're trying to make me look fucking stupid!"Hidan demanded, only helping to make himself look stupid."Hidan, you're making it worse."I told him.
He glared at the stitched-nin, probably ignoring me. Which is never a good idea. I whacked his shoulder."The fuck?!"He asked in a high tone, causing the others to laugh. I smirked."Don't ignore me."I stated simply."I fucking didn't!"
"Good. I'm sorry for hitting you then."
"Damn right you are."
"What was that, Hidan?"
"Nothing.." I smiled, kissing Hidan. He wrapped his arm around my waist, pulling me onto his lap."Dawn-chan and Hidan-san are cute!"Tobi chirped, causing me and Hidan to cease our kiss to stare at him."Don't judge Tobi!"Megan demanded, crossing her arms."Awkward.."Bryanna and Crysta whispered loudly. I facepalmed while some of the others laughed. The world might have to watch out for my crazy kid or kids when they're born, but my kids will have to watch out for this insane organization.
(1) Direct quote from Aeryonna.
Betches, I'm sick. X3 And yes, I know I pretty much disappeared from existance for a few weeks. BUT I HAVE RETURNED!
Answer:For Hidan, a line of sacrifices and a bigger scythe. For Kakuzu, money. (Which I stole.) For Pein, Konan. For Konan, Pein. Deidara, a shit load of clay and fireworks and convince Sasori to say art is fleeting. Sasori, new puppets and convince Deidara to say art is eternal. Itachi, a drawing of him and Sasuke. Kisame, a trip to the beach. Zetsu, a room full of people that he can eat. Tobi (Just Tobi), a bouncy house full of candy. And for Madara, bloody horror movies and tell him he is way more badass than Pein.
QftC:What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?
It's fantastic to be sick. (Note the virtual sarcasm) Well, hope you peeps enjoyed the chapter. I'm either going to update again soon, or later after I go back to sleep. Maybe in a few days, but I'll try not to update after disappearing for weeks. Anyways, review like good puppies!