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Crysta's POV

As soon as I woke up today..I had an urge to murder Tobi. And I told Kakuzu about my urge to kill Tobi, and he looked at me like he never knew me."Why would you want to kill him for no apparent reason?"He asked. I shrugged."Well, he is a freaking bitch."I stated. Kakuzu sighed."You really need to be kept away from Hidan and Dawn.."He deadpanned. I kissed his cheek."If I was kept away from them, who else would I have to bother?"

"Well, I certainly don't mind you staying around me, depending on your mood."

"Yeah, well I'll be sure to stick you today then..after I finish with Tobi." He sighed as I got up, grabbing my katana, and running off into the hall. I slid to a stop, right in front of Tobi and Megan's door. I quietly pressed my ear up to the door, listening for any conversation. I stepped back, hearing nothing.'Maybe I can kill him in his sleep..yeah, that'll work..'I thought, reminding myself of me being just like Hidan sometimes. I reached down and grabbed the doorknob, turning it only about two centimeters just to check if it was locked. Which, it wasn't. I smirked, stepping back again. I stepped back to give myself a little distance when I kicked the door open. I kicked it open with ease, a scream erupting from Megan. I stepped it. And damn it, when I did, my protective instincts kicked in. Why? Well, if you had a protective side, your instincts would kick in too if you saw one of your best friends, who was only sixteen, getting undressed with a certain lollipop mask still in the room.

"Crysta, I was only getting dressed, it's not what you think!"Megan insisted, pulling her shirt back on. I glared at Tobi."Oh you crossed the line."I stated, gripping my katana tighter within my fist. I held it up, running at Tobi. He yelled, him jumping into the corner, and Megan grabbing me."Megan-chan was only getting dressed!"Tobi repeated over and over. Soon, a certain blonde terrorist and his girlfriend came and watched with amusement in the doorway. Keira then came over, insisting that, even though it would hilarious as fuck, Leader-sama wouldn't like it if I killed Tobi. I sighed in annoyance, shooting another glare at Tobi. Megan then continued insisting that she was only getting dressed. Well, I did believe her, I just wanted to use that Tobi was still in the room as she did so as an excuse to kill Tobi.

I have yet to find out why I woke up with an instinct to kill him, though.

I didn't really trust Tobi, and Megan is only sixteen, which is why I got all protective. Yes, I know there are other sixteen-year-olds in the base along with Megan, but who the others are with I can trust. Deidara is nineteen, so him and Keira are fine. I know Sasori, so I can trust him with Alexa, too. The rest of the girls are eighteen, or a little older, meaning they're on their own. They can do whatever shit they want with their beloved.

Anyways, back to life. After that little incedent, I went back to my own room, finding a pateintly waiting, but amused, Kakuzu."So, did you kill Tobi?"He asked, amusement clear in his voice. I sheathed my katana, sighing."No, but I might later."I replied, collapsing back on the bed. I was tired, and damn it, I wanted to sleep. But a certain stitched-nin that I loved wouldn't let me."But why? You know you would love to sleep in for once."I whined, pointing at him. He chuckled."Maybe we'll try sleeping in after we prevent our deaths." I crossed my arms. Way too far from now. I will get him to sleep in, this I swear! Anyways..we got dressed ourselves, making our way downstairs afterwards.

And when I entered the kitchen, Megan and Tobi immediately hid behind Kisame and Autumn.

I smirked, feeling victorious."What did you do now, Crysta?"Autumn and Kisame asked in unison. I shrugged."I followed my instinct I had since this morning to murder Tobi, and he and Megan flipped out."I explained. Hidan laughed."That's my crazy little bitch." Half of the others rolled their eyes."And you love her, Kakuzu?"Zetsu's dark half asked. Yeah, for once, he decided to be social. Kakuzu glared."I love who I feel like."He stated. I gawked at him."Oh. My. Jashin. I'm rubbing off on you, you said something that sounds like something I would say!"I exclaimed, pointing at him accusingly. He chuckled."Besides, Zetsu, you're in love with the sister of the one I love." Bryanna grinned, hugging said plant.

I then mentally laughed evilly as I decided to make it awkward."So, besides Dawn, who else has gotten it?"I asked, smirking. There were two spit-takes, and several who nearly choked on the food they were eating. And I also earned shocked/disturbed expressions."Crysta, what the hell?!"Alexa exclaimed. I chuckled."Aw, no need to be jealous of the others, Lexy, I mean, it's not your fault Sasori's a puppet." Her jaw dropped, Aeryonna preventing her from tackling me. Sasori shot death glares in my direction."You know, you're lucky I can't turn you into a puppet, or I would've done it a long time ago."He said venomously. Kakuzu narrowed his eyes at Sasori."Watch what you say, puppet."

"Yeah, besides, why would want me as a puppet for? I ain't got no chakra, you'd never use me." Keira broke into a fit of giggles."That sounded wrong."She stated as Deidara started to snicker too."You know what I mean!"I yelled, the two laughing harder."Crysta is wrong.."Dawn deadpanned. I glared, standing up."Was that a challenge?"I snapped."Oh shit.."Most of the others said. Dawn stood up as well."Maybe it was, bitch."She challenged. Kakuzu's threads wrapped around my arms, preventing me from attacking Dawn."Come on, Kuzu, I need to fight the bitch!"I said."Yeah, well I don't think we need a severely damaged base."Kakuzu deadpanned, knowing that if the fight got severe, we could possibly damage the room we were in.

I stopped struggling, the threads releasing my arms. Dawn smirked, sitting back down."Good thing he stopped you, I don't think two pregnant women should be fighting." Shit hit the fan.

I tackled her to the ground, knocking the chair down under her. She faught back, grabbing my upper arms in attempt to push me off. We rolled around, me then finally reaching for her hair and giving it a sharp tug."OW, YOU BITCH!"She barked, biting my arm."MOTHERFUCKER!"I yelled. As she continued to bite me, I pulled her hair harder."BITCH!"We barked at each other in unison. Bryanna, who now sat innocently on the kitchen counter, cheered me on, along with Autumn. Autumn's shark was preventing Kakuzu from stopping our fight. Though, he would let Kakuzu stop us if it got too serious, probably.

I kicked Dawn's knee, her releasing my arm from her bite. I glanced down, seeing the teeth marks."Take it back!"I ordered, referring to what she said. She smirked."Make me, bitch." I yanked her hair again, her hissing with pain. Then, she started to laugh like Hidan. Said albino cheered."That's my girl!" Psychos, psychos, psychos everywhere.. I was then flipped over, Dawn pinning me to the floor."Dawn, let the fuck go!"I barked, the others still just watching with amusement. Dawn smirked."What's the magic word~?"She sang. I glared."Fuck you, that's what." I kneed her in her side, barely missing her stomache. She got off me, holding her side.

Aeryonna then cleared her throat."Am I the only one, besides Itachi, that actually remembers that Dawn is pregnant?"She asked. I realized that she meant that we could've hurt the still growing, unborn child/children. Dawn glared at me."You're lucky you hit my fucking side."She snapped."Oh, well so-rry."I snapped back, crossing my arms. I then noticed Tobi staring at Dawn. I know she can be a real bitch sometimes, but that bitch that Megan loves won't be going near Dawn's kid when they're born. I stood up again, Kakuzu inspecting where Dawn bit my arm."I'm fine, Kuzu. It wasn't a hard bite, the mark'll be gone in a few days."I insisted. He sighed."You really need to stay out of trouble.."

I then glared over at Tobi, him hiding behind Kisame again."Tobi, come on, I wanna talk to you."I growled. Deidara gave me a confused look."You want to talk to Tobi, yeah?"He asked. I nodded. Tobi followed me as I led him upstairs after telling the others to stay downstairs."What is it, Crysta-chan?"Tobi asked. I rolled my eyes, shutting the bedroom door behind me."Knock off the shit, Madara."I growled. His Sharingan flared at me, the room temperature dropping, and 'Tobi's' buoyant personality disappearing."What seems to be the problem, Crysta?"He asked, sounding amused. I glared."You better keep your dirty hands away from Dawn, you get it? She's a bitch, but you better stay away from her and her kid when they're born." Madara chuckled.

"Isn't it the man's job to protect his woman, not the woman's friend?"

"You know what I fucking mean. It's bad enough you're tricking Megan, making her think that you love her-" I was cut off when he slammed me onto the wall by my throat."You keep Megan out of this. I do love Megan, and would gladly hurt you if you say that I'm lying, or if you hurt her." I choked as I struggled to breath. My vision blurred slightly, it then clearing as Madara released me. I gasped for breath."Fucking..bastard.."I growled through breaths. He chuckled."No need for harsh language, Crysta."He said, sounding amused again. Oh, how much I hate him.. As he reached for the doorknob to leave, he stopped."And don't worry, Crysta, Dawn's children should be fine when they're born."

I glared as he dashed out of the room, 'Tobi' coming back. I got up and left as well, the others questioning me on why I wanted to talk to Tobi."Just warning him about my instincts..I still want to kill him for some reason.."I replied. 'Tobi' hid behind a chair, Megan giving me an odd look."Did he do something to piss you off and you're getting back at him now?"Kisame asked."Knowing Crysta, it's probably for no particular reason."Autumn said before I could reply. I crossed my arms, sticking my tongue out at them.

Keira's POV

I sighed as me, Deidara, Sasori, and Alexa were then called into Leader's office yet again."'Sup Leader, Konan."I stated, taking a seat in front of Pein. Konan smiled, while Pein only dipped his head. He was apparently too badass to reply."So, you four are departing soon, do you understand the plan?"Leader asked. We all nodded."Like Keira suggested, we should try and avoid fighting Gaara."Alexa said. I leaned back in my seat."We have to avoid any fighting. If we don't, the plan'll be thrown out the fucking window."I stated. Deidara chuckled. Sasori rolled his eyes."Get serious, Deidara."He deadpanned. Both me and Deidara glared at him.

"How do plan on keeping Gaara from fighting Deidara?"Leader asked, ignoring the glare off between me and Deidara and Alexa and Sasori."Well, Alexa and I can try negotiating with him. That way, we can get on his good side and knock him out harmlessly, taking him back to the base for the extraction. Then, when Sasori engages Sakura and Chiyo in a fight, and Deidara and I lead Kakashi and Naruto away, I'll text Crysta, signalling her to get Kakuzu to summon us, replacing us with the clones."I explained, feeling all smart. Leader smirked."That's smart thinking, Keira."He stated. I smirked.

"How long would it take for Kakuzu and Hidan to get the clones ready, then to summon us to where they are, switching our places with the clones?"Alexa asked."Well, that depends on how fast they prepare for the summoning. They should give you a time to wait before they let you know to be ready. Also, Deidara, Sasori, when Kakuzu and Hidan summons you and replaces you with your clones, keep Keira and Alexa close. If you don't, they could possibly get harmed since they don't have charka. Understand?"Leader explained. Deidara and Sasori nodded. Even if I did get hurt, I would've probably blamed Kakuzu or Hidan, considering that they would've been the ones summoning us. Then Crysta and Dawn would have a bitch fit on me.

"Deidara, you're going to be replaced by a clay clone, correct?"Leader asked. Deidara nodded."That's right, hm. It should hold them off for a while before they realize it's a clone."Deidara explained. Leader nodded, then looking at Sasori."And you have your puppet clone finished, Sasori?" Sasori nodded."It's ready, Leader-sama. It'll keep my grandmother and the pink-haired brat busy."The puppet explained. I chuckled at 'pink-haired brat'. Leader nodded."Keira, Alexa, you'll be showing Deidara and Sasori the actual fight in the anime on your phones so they'll know what's coming and know what to avoid. Understand?" Alexa nodded while I said sure.

"Deidara, don't forget what to do and watch the anime carefully."Leader stated."Hey, yeah! I won't forget anything!"Deidara exclaimed."You say that, and when we depart for the one-tail, your mind will be a blank."Sasori deadpanned. I glared."Watch it, puppet. I'll shove my new katana right through that little heart container of yours."I warned. That's right, bitches, I got a katana too, now. And, it is fucking. Awesome."You won't be going anywhere near Sasori without going through me, first."Alexa challenged. I looked over at her."I can live with that."I stated, shrugging. Deidara chuckled."Just make sure you don't get too reckless when you go to get the one-tail."Konan said, giggling."Sure, Konan. I'll make sure Alexa and Sasori are fine."I stated, earning a glare from the puppet and Alexa.

Leader, who I knew was secretly amused, said we're fine to leave if we understood the plan."Later, Leader."I said as we left his office. He smirked, dipping his head. I knew he was amused!"Why are you so excited about going to get the one-tail, hm?"Deidara asked. I sighed."Because it's fucking Gaara! Before I knew you in the anime, Gaara fucking rocked."I said, then laughing at his look of jealousy."You are so jealous!"

"I am not, yeah!" I smirked, pulling him into a kiss."No red-haired Jinchuuriki is any match for my sexy blonde bomber."I stated. He chuckled, kissing me. I wrapped my arms around him, kissing back gladly. I enjoyed our moments every time we had them. They'll never get old. But alas, we were interupted, as everyone does."No kissing in the hall, you two! Save it for the bedroom!"Bryanna scolded, laughing. Me and Deidara rolled our eyes, reluctantly breaking the kiss."Yeah, you don't see me and Bryanna kissing in front of all the others, do you?"Zetsu's black half asked."Shut it."I snapped, earning laughs from the couple. Zetsu phased into the floor, Bryanna then running into some other room.

I sighed. This organization is full of mentally unstable freaks.. Not that I'm not one myself, though.

Well, my lovelies, Gaara will be coming into play soon. :) Yeah, after the Akatsuki, I love Gaara.

Answer:Death the Kid from Soul Eater. His OCD-ness is funny, and sometimes it can remind me of myself when I go into OCD mode. L from Death Note. We both love sweets, and I hate wearing any kind of shoes. I'm telling the truth when I say I go almost everywhere barefoot. From Hetalia..it's a three-way tie between America, Canada, and Russia. I couldn't choose, so I decided to say all three of them. America since we're so freakin' alike when it comes to personalities. Canada because he's adorable and deserves to be noticed more. And Russia since we both can act innocent, but can get yandere or creepy as fuck. (As you can see, Hetalia has started to take over my life like Naruto did. XD)

QftC:Favorite part from the prequel, Akatsukittens?

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