I just got a new kitten. :3 Bitches be jealous; her name's Dutchess.
Anyways..don't own Naruto, just the OCs..and now a kitten. :D
Keira's POV
Bitch, I am fucking pumped. We're going to get Gaara tomorrow, and I am freakin' excited. And Deidara knew I was excited. It took a one hour make-out session just for him to knock off being a jealous emo. Speaking of that sexy bomber..him and Crysta got into a play fight and I am sitting there innocently, enjoying myself. Soon, Hidan joined me, enjoying himself as well.
"What Dei-chan do this time to piss off psycho bitch?"Hidan asked. I shrugged."I don't know. Just came out here and found them like this. So I sat down and watched."I explained as the two continued to play fight. Though, it started to get a little rough. And Hidan got involved too.. But when Deidara and Hidan overpowered Crysta, and she got pinned to the floor with Deidara sitting on her back and Hidan holding her head, I laughed my ass off."Fuck you, you damn bitch!"Crysta snapped after biting Hidan's hand.
"No thank you."I stated as a matter of factly, hugging Deidara. She glared."You know what I fucking mean, bitch!"She barked, me then laughing again. Deidara and Hidan were laughing as well. And to make it awkward, Jashin decided to make Kakuzu walk into the room at this very awkward moment. If he didn't have his mask on, his facial expression would probably be something in the lines of 'What. The fuck. Is going. On.' Hey, we would all probably have the same expression too if we saw our boyfriend/girlfriend being sat on by someone while someone else swears at them since they bit their hand. Or, of course, the optional poker face that no one can read. Though, it's still a pretty damn awkward time.
"Kuzu! Get Blonde Bitch off of me!"Crysta pleaded. All Kakuzu had to do was narrow his eyes at Deidara and he moved, allowing Crysta to stand up and whack Deidara's forehead. Hard. Crysta glared as her and Kakuzu left the room again, Hidan chasing after them since he wasn't finished cursing at Crysta for biting his hand."Crysta has been irritated a lot easier the past few days, yeah.."Deidara stated, rubbing his now bright red forehead. I shrugged."She gets like that when her menstrual cycle starts. Give her a few days, she'll be fine when it's over."I explained, Deidara chuckling."I am so glad we found you guys, hm."
"Correction. Crysta and Bryanna found all of you, and me, Dawn, and Megan were then called over to help name you..Muffin.."
"Oh god, yeah.."
"JASHIN, BITCHES!" We stared at the doorway."It's like Hidan has super hearing when it comes to the talk of religion.."I deadpanned, shaking my head. I then giggled."That's your new nickname from me. Muffin~."
"No way in hell, yeah!"Deidara demanded. I pet his hair."Hush Muffin, down kitty."I ordered. He glared, crossing his arms."You're making it worse, you're adorable when you glare."I stated, continuing to pet him. He then smirked."Meow, un."
"WOOF!" Again, we stared at the doorway."Bryanna, apparently, has super hearing then, too, yeah."Deidara stated. I then sighed."Also, don't meow, I hate nekos.."I deadpanned. Deidara raised his visible brow."Why, yeah?"He asked."Because, it's just wrong.. People and cats are never supposed to make babies together.." Deidara chuckled. I then thought of an odd question."Hey Deidara, if we have kids, who's other kids do you think they'll be best friends with?" His expression tells me that he is lost."Like, if the others had kids, and which ones would be best friends with ours, yeah?" I nodded, Deidara thinking about my question."I'm not sure, hm.."
I sighed."Me and Crysta are best friends, maybe her kids, if she has any, will get along with ours, if we have any."
"I think it would be best if any of Crysta's relatives were avoided.. They could catch her crazy, hm." I giggled."True. So very true."I agreed."I FREAKING HEARD THAT!"
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU HEAR US?!" Deidara laughed at this."And she has hearing problems, too! She almost went deaf when we were like twelve!"I said."Does Bryanna have issues too then, hm?"Deidara asked, still laughing a little. I shook my head."She does wear glasses, though. When she was nine, she said that she decided screw the glasses and stopped wearing them."
"DON'T TELL PEOPLE I NEED GLASSES! Wait..FUUUUUCK.." I hit my head against the wall."Seriously, someone please tell me what the fuck is going on?"I deadpanned. Deidara continued to laugh, shrugging."What do you expect from an organization of freaks, un?"
"That's true.. Hey, what are we even doing?" Deidara opened his mouth as if to answer, but then stopped as if he needed to think."Huh..I guess we're just sitting in the hallway, conversing, yeah."He stated. I looked around."The hell..I could've sworn we were in our room.."
"Guess not, hm. One minute, I was in the room, the next, I was in the hallway, wrestling with Crysta."
"One day, the wrestling is gonna be too rough, then you're gonna cause damage to the base.." Deidara chuckled."True, but it's still fun, hm." I sighed, wondering again why we were sitting in the hallway, conversing about whatever random shit came to our minds."Why are we staying in the hallway?"I asked. Deidara shrugged."The hallway is fun I guess, hm." I looked at him. He shrugged again. Then, Tobi and Megan ran in."What?"I snapped. Yeah, I was never really 'friends' with Megan. She reminded me too much of Tobi, and was really fucking annoying when we were around thirteen. She was just always hanging around Crysta. I only really managed to put up with Crysta since we were always there for each other. Yes, Crysta knew Dawn longer than me, but Dawn was always out of state when they were younger. And I think Crysta told me Dawn went to juvy before...
"Nothing~. We were just wondering why you were in the hallway this whole time."Megan chirped, having that cheerful smile of hers that always seemed to be stuck to her face."Yeah, Keira-chan! You and Deidara-sempai were in the hall for a long time!"Tobi then said. I rolled my eyes, sighing with Deidara in unison."We can do whatever we want, Megan, Tobi. If we want to be in the hall, we can be in the fucking hall."I stated. Megan tilted her head."But why?" I glared. And they fucking ran. My glares are worse than Dawn's. When I glare, people know they better fucking run.
"Should we leave the hall, yeah?"Deidara asked. I shrugged."I don't know. Where else can we go?"
"Well..there's the bedroom, hm." I stared at him."You're almost as perverted as Hidan."I stated. Deidara chuckled."Almost, hm." I smirked, snickering and shaking my head.
Alexa's POV
Not only was I excited, but I was also a little worried about Sasori. I mean, Pinky is a freaking bitch.. And that should be shocking coming from me, me and Megan are the ones that don't swear. Much. Anyways, I knew Sasori would be fine, but that doesn't mean I can't worry.
"Danna?"I asked from Sasori's lap as he read a book on poisons."Hm?"He replied."Do you swear you'll be fine tomorrow?" Sasori sat the book down."Alexa, you know I'll be fine. We went over the plans, and I understand it completely, I swear that I'll be fine."He assured. I sighed, resting my head on his shoulder.
"Good, because Crysta told me she'll throw a bitch fit on Konoha, then swear at your dead body if something goes wrong."
Sasori facepalmed, and I laughed."Why are you friends with her in the first place?"He deadpanned. I shrugged, still laughing."You're complete opposites. She acts like she has mental issues, and you're more quiet and timid."
"That's true, but that doesn't mean I can't be friends with her." Sasori sighed. I giggled."You know you love the insanity that goes on."I stated. He gave me a look."I can't say I agree. I don't think I'll ever agree."He deadpanned. I pouted."Danna, that's mean. Insanity will follow this organization for as long as the members are still living." He sighed again."I know, that's why I can't agree with you. If it's gonna be here for as long as the members are still living, then I'm gonna be here the whole time it goes on.." I giggled again."Who's the worst?"I asked. He immediately replied,"Hidan, Crysta, Deidara, Tobi, and Megan."
"Just wait until Dawn and Hidan's kid arrives. Then it'll be worse."
"Who says we have to wait for them to be born? I've seen her attitude, in a few months, Dawn's gonna be worse than Crysta pissed off combined with her bitch attitude now." I nodded, sighing. This organization really needs help.. I then giggled. Sasori raised a brow."What?"He asked. I shook my head."Nothing, I just remembered the crap that happened three years ago." Sasori sighed, rolling his eyes."Oh jeez, Alexa.. Please don't remind me, that was the most hectic time of my life."
"You know you miss that time, Danna~."I giggled. He smirked, petting the back of my head. My face then saddened as another thought came to mind."Why did you wait so long to bring us back here with you?"I asked quietly. His hand stopped and he tensed up. He then sighed."Alexa..you know we didn't mean to. We would've gotten you sooner, but it's difficult finding a jutsu from Konoha while keeping the ninja unaware of us back in our world. I'm sorry for that three year wait." I turned, nuzzling into his shoulder. I felt his chin rest on the top of my head as he continued to pet my head. I sighed."I'm sorry."I mumbled.
"For what?"Sasori asked."For bringing up the whole three year wait.." He lifted up my head so we were looking at each other in the eye."It's fine, Alexa." I smiled as he kissed my forehead.
But the universe then decided that our moment needed to be ruined.
We looked at the doorway as a groan was heard. There stood Dawn and Crysta, Dawn leaning on the doorway and Crysta standing right in the doorway, arms crossed. Dawn was the one who groaned, I assumed. Sasori rolled his eyes."What, you two?"He snapped. Dawn rolled her eyes, while Crysta sighed."Leader-sama wants every living thing in this Jashin-damned organization that doesn't have chakra to have stealth lessons with Zetsu."She stated. Sasori rolled his eyes, reluctantly letting me off his lap."You can imagine puppet sex later."Dawn stated as we started down the hall. We all turned around and saw a kunai in the wall.
I laughed, knowing Sasori was the one who threw it.
Third Person POV
"Wanna know something I've never seen before?"
The girls looked at Autumn as they all were now making their way to the training grounds where Zetsu and Bryanna waited."What?"Half of them asked in reply. Autumn looked up as she walked."I don't think I've ever seen Bryanna get mad before." All of them, minus Crysta, thought about that. In fact, none of them had ever seen Bryanna get mad before."Hey Crysta, what is Bryanna like when she's mad?"Keira asked. Crysta shook her head."I've only seen her get mad a few times, and I'm warning you, she's just as bad as me. She is my sister, after all." They all have seen Crysta get mad, and if Bryanna was just as bad as her, then it would be best for there sakes if they never saw them get mad at the same time.
"How come we've never seen Bryanna get mad before?"Aeryonna asked. Crysta shrugged."Guess she's trying to hide the fact she can murder you in your sleep if you piss her off. Same as me, but I'm proud to show others that I'll murder you in your sleep if you piss me off." Some of them stared at her, either freaked out or somehow disturbed. The others look unfazed. Crysta grinned, as if proud.
Meanwhile, in the training grounds, Zetsu and Bryanna waited for the others."So Zetsu, are you afraid of Crysta at all?"Bryanna asked randomly."Not really. Depends on her current mood."Zetsu replied. Bryanna snickered."What about when I say that you're going to be her brother-in-law in the future?" Zetsu stared at Bryanna as she continued to giggle."Don't remind me, please. Be nice, she might be bi-polar, but she's fun to be around. Whatever, think about being an uncle to her children." Bryanna burst out laughing."Oh my Jashin..my future nephews and/or nieces. Are going to have the best. Fucking aunt and uncle. EVER!"She said between laughter.
Zetsu chuckled as well."A schizo as an uncle. And a weird psycho for an aunt."He agreed. The two's attention were averted to the entrance of the training grounds as they heard an argument going on."Three. Two. One." Crysta and Dawn raced into the training grounds, panting."What just happened?"Bryanna asked."We..raced..to see..who was..faster.."Dawn and Crysta said in unison between breaths. Bryanna laughed again."Who won?"She laughed. The two glared at each other as the rest of the girls entered the training grounds."I think it was a tie!"Megan declared. Autumn nodded."Yeah, I saw it too, it was a tie."
Crysta and Dawn growled at each other, earning several eye rolls."Why are you two so competitive?"Aeryonna asked. She got their glares in reply. Zetsu sighed."Are we going to start stealth lessons, or watch you two stand and growl at each other?"Zetsu's black half asked."Stand and growl."The two girls replied in unison. Keira pulled Crysta away from Dawn as Dawn was pulled away by Autumn. Bryanna giggled, adoring her family. She loved her Akatsuki, her friends, and her sister. Hell, she couldn't predict the future, and yet she had a feeling in her gut that sometime in the near future she's gonna have a nephew or niece. And she knew that she's gonna love them, too.
Then, Tobi skipped in the room."Hi Tobi!"Megan chirped, going over and hugging his arm."Hi Megan-chan! Tobi came to watch you and everyone else!"Tobi replied. Crysta caught sight of Tobi, ripping herself from Keira's grip. Everyone watched as she stomped out of the room."Where is she going..?"Alexa asked."Wherever she's going, it's probably not gonna be good when she gets back.."Keira deadpanned."Oh TOBI~!" Tobi, and some of the girls, jumped at the tone in Crysta's voice that they all heard from the kitchen. It sounded somewhat 'cute', but at the same time horribly evil. When she returned, everyone first noticed the grin she had. It was clearly a psycho grin. And her hands were held behind her back.
"Y-Yes Crysta-chan..?"Tobi stuttered, slowly backing up. Crysta's grin turned into a yandere smile."My stealth lesson is hunting Tobi down.."She said, showing everyone the 'weapon' she had was a spatula. Leader-sama couldn't leave kitchen knives out because, well..it's the Akatsuki we're talking about. And now they had eight more girls, some which who could never be trusted with kitchen knives left out. So Crysta grabbed a metal spatula. She still wanted to kill Tobi from the previous day, and that was her weapon. She grinned 'sweetly'."Run." He took the message clearly, darting from the room. Crysta's 'sweet' expression turned evil as she chased after him."Wait, Crysta! Tobi didn't do anything!"Megan called, running after them as well.
Dawn, Autumn, Keira, and Aeryonna all facepalmed."She does know she has a katana, right?"Aeryonna deadpanned. Bryanna giggled."She knows, she just likes to change her weapon once in a while."She said. Everyone stared at Bryanna. No one understood her, no one understood Crysta."Dawn, Keira, you two seem to have the most control over her, please get Crysta."Zetsu said. The two sighed, running into the hall in which Crysta chased Tobi into. But both Dawn and Keira couldn't help but to smirk as they chased after them."She's deffinately bi-polar.."Aeryonna deadpanned, shaking her head. Bryanna shook her head."No, she's only moody when it's her time of month."She said.
The girls still in the room, minus Bryanna, all facepalmed."You'd think she's fucking PMSing right now.."Autumn stated."So..should we start the stealth lessons, Zetsu?"Alexa asked. Zetsu sighed, crossing his arms."I think we should wait for the others to come back. Why waste our time, they'll get back eventually. But Leader-sama said all of them should get the stealth training." Aeryonna sighed, Autumn facepalmed, and Alexa simply watched as Zetsu started an argument with himself. But Bryanna treated this like it was normal, and giggled. She went over and kissed Zetsu's cheek, interupting his argument."What was that for?"His black half asked, a smirk visible on the white half. Bryanna smiled, clinging to his arm."'Cause you're a cute cannibalistic, schizo venus flytrap when you argue with yourself!"She chirped. Everyone else gave her a confused/slightly disturbed look.
No one understands her, Crysta, or anyone related to them. And they probably never will.
Well peeps, the plot will be coming into play. Next chapter should be up a little quicker. Anywhozal, Keira, Alexa, Deidara, and Sasori will be going to fetch Gaara, everyone's favorite red-headed Jichuuriki. You wanna know what's weird, though? We're not even halfway through the story, and I already have ideas for a part three of the story..WTF?
Answer:Hmm..favorite part from the prequel..deffinately when our psychos were sent to the loony bin. Yep, I had fun writing that. After that, deffinately the walmart bit.
QftC:If you could hang out with and be buddies with any of the OCs, who would it be?
Also, anyone who's read my other fanfic, The Misadventures of the Akatsuki and Yume, it apparently got taken down because there was something not 'G-rated' in the title or summary. I don't even get that, seriously.. Anyways, reviews are always loved!