FINALLY, a fast update! You peeps are glad, I can tell. :D

Anyways, don't own Naruto!

Third Person POV

Either a sigh or a groan came from all rooms in the Akatsuki base as Deidara's morning routine of blowing shit up started."I AM SO FUCKING GLAD YOU ARE LEAVING TO GET FUCKING GAARA!"Dawn barked from her room. Deidara, ignoring Dawn, smirked with Keira at his explosion. Even Madara was kinda irritated. He was up late a lot, and it was hard to keep up the 'Tobi' act. And getting woke up every morning by explosions never helped. Hell, no one liked getting waken up by them.

Alexa sighed into her pillow, slowly sitting up."And we're stuck with him for over two days when we leave to get Gaara..?"She asked, still half asleep. Sasori sighed, nodding his head."Unfortunately.."He deadpanned. He then glared as a smirking Deidara and Keira stood in their doorway."Come on, yeah. We're not sleeping all day, we got a Jinchuuriki to catch."Deidara said. Alexa rolled her eyes."You make it sound like Pokemon.."She said, earning strange stares from both artists."Pokemon is an Anime on Earth. You catch these weird looking creatures, and each one has it's own special abilities."Keira explained."Okay then.."Sasori said, rolling his eyes. Keira shrugged."Hey, I didn't make it, don't blame me."

The four went downstairs to find breakfast made by Crysta and Bryanna. Deidara looked at his plate skeptically as Crysta handed it to him."You didn't do anything to my food, did you, un..?"He asked. Crysta snickered."I'm not as much of a moody asshole anymore, so you're fine."She said. Bryanna nodded."Yeah, her time of month is starting to end."She said, causing Crysta to facepalm. Deidara still didn't believe it too much, earning an eye roll from Kakuzu as he ate his own food."Hey, it is Crysta, you gotta watch out."Keira said, taking a plate from Bryanna. Crysta stuck her tongue out."Hey, I only try to poison people if they piss me off!"Crysta exclaimed."Deidara, stop being immature. If it makes you feel better, I'll say that I'm forty nine percent sure that Crysta didn't poison your food."Kakuzu deadpanned, Crysta giggling as he spoke. Deidara glared at the miser.

Zetsu then phased into the room, causing Alexa to jump and hide behind Sasori."'Sup Zetsu?"Keira greeted."Hello, Keira. We were just talking about you, Deidara, Sasori, and Alexa with Leader-sama and Konan."Zetsu replied. Crysta giggled."That sounds so stalker-ish."She stated. Zetsu chuckled as well."Man, I love my future brother-in-law.."Crysta sighed, earning a slightly disturbed look from Kakuzu. Crysta shrugged, smirking."Anyways, what is it you and Leader-sama were talking about, Zetsu?"Sasori asked, rolling his eyes at Crysta."He just wanted to assure that Keira and Alexa have their phones when they leave. And that they're charged."Zetsu explained. The two girls pulled their phones out, making sure there was enough battery to survive the trip. Bryanna tilted her head to the side.

"How does Leader-sama know so much about our other-worldly items?"She asked."Well, as your sister would say, he's just that badass."Zetsu replied, smirking."Okay, bro, high-five. Now."Crysta ordered, holding her hand up. Zetsu chuckled, high-fiving her."You're a weirdo."

"I try." Bryanna giggled at this, Sasori sighing."I can't wait to get out of here.."He deadpanned. Alexa giggled, sitting on his lap."Danna, no need to be mean, yeah."Deidara mocked, causing Keira to snicker. Sasori glared."Watch it, Brat. I'll turn you into a puppet in your sleep."The puppet warned. Deidara rolled his eyes."Ooh, I'm so scared, hm."Deidara said sarcastically."You should be, Brat."

"Silence, Puppet Bitch, down boy!"Crysta suddenly interupted, pointing at him. Kakuzu sighed."It seems you're not too moody anymore, are you?"He asked. Crysta smiled."Nope!" Sasori facepalmed."She really is bi-polar.."He deadpanned. Crysta stuck her tongue out at him."Everyone is young only once, but you can always be immature."Kakuzu stated. Crysta kissed his cheek."Suck on that, Puppet Bitch!"She demanded, pointing at the puppet. Sasori rolled his eyes again."Thank you for helping the situation, Kakuzu."He deadpanned."Anytime."The miser replied casually. When no one was looking, Crysta pulled out her ipod.

Everyone then looked over as music was heard. Of course, there sat Crysta bobbing her head as she listened to music, which everyone else could hear."Well it's midnight, damn right, we're wound up too tight."Bryanna sung along quietly. Crysta noticed her sister singing along, handing her an earbud. The two sisters sat and listened, bobbing their heads to the music in unison."Just give them a minute, they'll start singing eventually."Keira deadpanned. Deidara snickered, also liking the music."I love that song."Alexa said, smiling slightly."I swear, Kakuzu, your girlfriend is a music addict, yeah."Deidara said. Kakuzu shrugged."She's already told me that before."He stated.

"Suprisingly, Bryanna doesn't have her sister's music addiction. Yeah, Bryanna likes music, but she isn't as obsessed with it as her sister is."Zetsu said, watching the sisters listen to the song."I swear, after Jashinism, music is her religion.."Keira stated, shaking her head. Alexa laughed."She probably prays to her ipod every night."She said, causing the others to either laugh or simply chuckle."Careful, Alexa. She might hear you and punish you for mocking her music God."Zetsu's black hald warned jokingly. Sasori rolled his eyes."If she were listening, she would've agreed with you, saying how music is like her second religion. Then she would go on a rant, like Hidan would, going on about her 'Music God'."Sasori deadpanned.

Alexa glanced at Crysta, sighing with relief as she continued listening to music with Bryanna.

Then, the yandere couple strolled into the kitchen, followed by Autumn and Kisame."What goes on?"Autumn asked, taking a plate of food."Nothing much, yeah. Just talking."Deidara replied, folding his arms behind his head and leaning back in his chair. Hidan smirked, kicking the chair's legs, causing it to fall, and Deidara as well. Hidan and Dawn cracked up as Deidara rubbed his nose since he just faceplanted onto the floor."What was that for, bastard, un!"Deidara demanded. Hidan shrugged, still laughing. Kisame sighed."Here we go."He stated, sitting down and waiting. Autumn smirked, sitting on his lap, knowing what was about to happen.

Deidara stood up, talking Hidan to the ground. Sasori and Kakuzu facepalmed. The loud bang caused Crysta to pause her ipod, the sisters then seeing the fight going on."Twenty dollars on Hidan!"Bryanna bet."Sis, we have no money to bet with us right now..it's all back on Earth.."Crysta sighed, facepalming."Oh..right.." Since it was starting out as a simple play fight for Deidara and Hidan, no one stopped them.

That was until Itachi and Aeryonna were coming through the door. And Hidan accidentally kicked Aeryonna, causing her to fall backwards and hit her head against the doorway.

"Aeryonna, are you alright?"Itachi asked, immediately at her side and helping her up. Aeryonna nodded quickly, clutching where her head collided with the wall. She then glared at Hidan."Woah..I think Aeryonna was meant to be Uchiha, she has the right glare for it, all she needs is Sharingan.."Kisame said. Itachi then activated his own Sharingan, glaring a glare worse than all the girls' glares combined. Hidan paled."Oh..fuck.."He said. Itachi got up, causing the Jashinist to get up and dash from the kitchen, yelling, "Fuck you, Uchiha!" He then deactivated his Sharingan, sitting at the table with Aeryonna."He's lucky I'm not in the mood for chasing him right now."Itachi said with his usual monotone.

Dawn rolled her eyes, going after Hidan. Deidara then went as well, not finished with their wrestling."Sis, you okay?"Alexa asked. Aeryonna nodded."Yeah, I'm fine. Just have a major headache now.."She replied. Autumn got up, going to the doorway."REMEMBER, DAWN, IF ANY YAOI HAPPENS, RECORD IT WITH YOUR PHONE!"She called, smirking. All the girls burst out laughing, the Akatsuki having no idea what 'yaoi' was."What exactly is yaoi?"Kakuzu asked. Crysta shook her head, still laughing. Bryanna then sighed, still laughing a little."You'll all find out one day. Just..not today."She said with a smirk. Keira and Crysta then smirked also as if they were sharing thoughts.

Sasori facepalmed."Great, now they're going to do something, I just know it."He deadpanned."Don't worry, Puppet Bitch, you'll be safe when you leave to get Gaara."Crysta stated, patting his head. He slapped her hand away, rolling his eyes."Speaking of Gaara, shouldn't we get ready to go and get him?"Alexa suggested."Yeah, that seems smart. Keira, please get that blonde idiot away from Hidan and tell him we're getting ready to depart for the Jinchuuriki."Sasori said. Keira sighed, standing up."He may be a blonde idiot, but he's my blonde idiot."She said, running to the hall where she saw Deidara and Hidan run to.

Alexa and Sasori then left as well. Crysta sighed."Without Sasori, I cannot annoy him by calling him Puppet Bitch. Without Deidara and Keira, I won't have back-up when I wrestle with Hidan. What the hell am I supposed to do?!"She exclaimed."Obsess over your music."Zetsu's dark half replied. Crysta glared."I am not obsessed, I am addicted. There's a difference."

"Sorry, my mistake."

"Damn right it's your mistake." Kakuzu then sighed."Your arguments with the others never seem to make sense, Crysta.."He deadpanned, pinching the bridge of his nose. Crysta grinned, kissing his cheek."You love that about me, though. I'm just a much better, more awesomer version of Hidan."She stated."I don't think awesomer is a word."Kisame stated, chuckling."But that's just how awesome I am! I break the Laws of Physics and use words that don't exist!" Autumn facepalmed, also laughing."I don't think using words that don't exist has anything to do with the Laws of Physics."She said."I do not care!"Crysta stated, smirking. Bryanna laughed.

"I will never understand how we've come to love these weirdos."Kisame stated, chuckling. Even Kakuzu had a smirk under his mask."And suprisingly, no one noticed that Megan and Tobi have yet to appear."Itachi stated, stroking Aeryonna's head where she hit it against the doorway. Everyone else then looked at the doorway, expecting them to come running in at the sound of their names."He's probably still worried that Crysta is going to attack him with a spatula.."Aeryonna stated."Or my katana, or a frying pan."Crysta added, holding her index finger up. Aeryonna sighed, smirking."Yeah, or those."

Instead of the two hypers running in, an explosion was heard, followed by Tobi's yell, and Megan's scream.

The others laughed."Guess they were irritating Deidara and Keira, and Deidara finally blew Tobi up."Kisame said."Or tried to. He is kinda fast."Autumn added. Kisame kissed her forehead."Exactly."

"TOBI DOESN'T WANNA DIE!"

"KATSU!"

BOOM!

Just about everyone in the base either facepalmed, laughed, or did both.

Deidara glared as Tobi managed to avoid the clay bird, dashing off with Megan. Keira chuckled as she noticed that Tobi did have a small burn on his right arm, causing half of his sleeve to fall apart."So, you gettin' pumped to get this Jinchuuriki?"Keira asked. Deidara's glare faded, him then chuckling at Keira."Yeah, un."He replied. Deidara reached into his clay pouch, double checking that he brought extra. Keira reminded him several times to bring extra since in the anime he eventually runs low on clay. Even though everything was pretty much planned out, they still wanted to be cautious.

"Do you have to go in Hiruko, Danna?"Alexa asked as Sasori checked to see if everything was in place with his puppet."I usually prefer to go in Hiruko, but for now I'll store it in a scroll and summon it when needed."Sasori replied. He unrolled a clean scroll, tossing it so it would unroll more underneath the puppet. He then performed hand signs, Hiruko disappearing with a poof, and markings now on the once clean scroll. Sasori re-rolled the scroll, stapping it to his back. Alexa then giggled."This actually might be kinda fun."She said. Sasori smiled slightly."Come on, let's get the Brat and his woman so we can leave. The sooner we go, the sooner we can get the Jinchuuriki." Alexa nodded, following Sasori into the hall.

Though Deidara and Keira were already in the hall, them going to get Sasori and Alexa."You ready to leave, Brat?"Sasori asked. Deidara rolled his eyes, nodding."Quit calling me, Brat, would ya', hm?"Deidara asked."I will not, Brat."Sasori replied, smirking. Deidara sighed."Let's just go, yeah." The four made their way downstairs, finding that Crysta, Bryanna, and Autumn had waited for them at the front."You're lucky, you guys get to ride on Deidara's clay birds."Crysta stated. Deidara chuckled."You'll get to ride on one some day, Crysta, hm."He stated.

"Do not hurt Gaara. Or I will hurt you."Bryanna stated menacingly. All four stared."He's going to die anyways from the extraction.. And if I remember, he's going to get revived.."Sasori deadpanned, facepalming. Bryanna's happier nature returned."Oh yeah.. Never mind then~." Autumn facepalmed as well, snickering."Just be careful, ya' nimrods."She stated."Don't worry, I'll make sure they don't die."Keira said, earning different looks from Sasori, Alexa, and Deidara."I can watch out for myself, un!"Deidara said."Sure.."The others all said. Deidara sighed.

After some quick goodbyes, the four started to leave."Wait a minute!" They looked and saw Crysta."When you get to Suna.. Burn it to the ground."She stated, smirking. Deidara smirked as well."Sure, Crysta, hm." Keira shook her head, the four continuing on."What did she mean by that exactly?"Sasori asked."That's the title to her favorite song."Alexa replied, smiling at her friends' oddities. Sasori rolled his eyes."Deidara, don't get any ideas."Keira and Sasori said in unison. Alexa laughed as the two looked at each other."You two are so alike."She stated."No we're not."They stated in unison yet again. And just to make matters worse, they even facepalmed in unison.

This was going to be a long trip.

SCHOOL'S OUT! XD That's one of my reasons for the quick update. Plus the next few chapters are pretty much planned out already, so expect more quick updates my peeps. :)

Answer:I'd hang out with who I usually do in real life. Keira, Megan, Bryanna, and Autumn. Though, unfortunately, Autumn lives far away from where I am now. Same for Dawn. And Aeryonna and Alexa also moved, so I really only have Keira, Megan, and Bryanna. Yeah, we all got seperated. It sucks.

QftC:If any of the Akatsuki could be your older brothers/sister, who would it be?

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