Next chapter, peeps. :) Told ya' it would be a quicker update.
I do not own Naruto.
"This heat is a bitch."
The four had reached and now started through Suna. And Alexa and Deidara had to agree with Keira. The heat was a bitch."Well, it could help, Keira. You're pale as hell."Alexa stated. Keira shrugged."I don't work on my tan, I work on my pale." Sasori facepalmed."Who works on their pale?"He deadpanned."That, Sasori, is simple, yeah. Keira does."Deidara stated. Sasori glared."Don't be a smartass, Brat."
"The true artist here does what he pleases, hm."
"True artist?"
"Oh jeez.."Keira sighed as the two started an argument over art. Alexa, though, giggled. Keira also found their arguments amusing, but at the moment, the heat was annoying her. Then her cell phone vibrated in her pocket, signaling someone sent her a message. She pulled it out reading the message from Crysta.
Me and Hidan are bored as shit. Try to hurry up and get Gaara.
"Who's that from?"Alexa asked. Keira rolled her eyes, the artists pausing from their argument."Crysta. Apparently, her and Hidan are already bored, and she wants us to hurry up."Keira replied."Well, Hidan can go stab himself for pleasure, hm. And Crysta can watch, or argue with people."Deidara stated, rolling his eyes as well. Keira texted her reply.
We just got to Suna, so knock it off. It's gonna be a while. Deidara says that you can go watch Hidan stab himself with his scythe for pleasure. Or start a fight with someone. Just entertain yourselves.
She sent her reply, pocketing her phone once again. Another message came quite quickly.
Fuck you, Blondie.
Keira smirked, not even bothering to send any reply. She knew both Crysta and Hidan meant that."Message from Crysta and Hidan, Deidara: Fuck you, Blondie."Keira told him. Deidara rolled his eyes."Hidan will really be screaming fuck you after I put a bomb until his pillow when I get back, un.."He stated."You do know that Dawn shares his bed, right?"Sasori deadpanned. Deidara blinked."Damn it, un." Keira chuckled."Just stick it in his food or something. Better yet, let me do it."She stated. Deidara smirked, kissing the side of her head."I love that we both love to hide bombs to blow them up in people's faces, yeah."
"That may be true, but Keira is more alike to Danna."Alexa stated."No we're not!" Yet again, speaking in unison falls upon Keira and Sasori, causing them to facepalm in unison, Deidara to look confused, and Alexa to laugh."Both of them look like the opposite gender, Alexa."Sasori deadpanned."Hey(un)!"Deidara and Keira exclaimed in unison. Alexa giggled."Well..Deidara, you look like a girl because of your long hair. And Keira, because of your extremely short hair, you look like a boy." The two glared at her. Sasori sighed."I'm just going to summon Hiruko now.. I don't feel like dealing with this.."He deadpanned.
"No. Not until we get to Suna, Danna."Alexa stated, locking arms with him. Sasori smirked slightly. Keira facepalmed."We are in Suna, just not the village."She stated. Alexa rolled her eyes."Same thing." Silence fell upon them for a few minutes."Who's one person you never want to encounter?"Keira asked randomly, wanting to break the silence."Oro-pedo, deffinately."Alexa replied. Sasori raised a brow."You mean Orochimaru?"He asked. The two girls nodded."Isn't that the guy I replaced, hm?"Deidara asked. Sasori nodded."That's right, Brat. Orochimaru is someone you do not want to meet."
"Or Naruto when he's in Kyuubi mode."Alexa stated. Deidara scoffed."I bet that Kyuubi kid isn't that great, yeah."
"In the anime, Deidara, he goes Kyuubi and manages to kick Pein's ass, which I think makes no sense."Keira stated. The artists stared."He defeated Leader-sama?"Sasori asked. Keira nodded."Yep. But if it weren't for the Kyuubi, he would've died, not Leader-sama."
"I think the Kyuubi is his way of cheating, un."Deidara stated. Sasori facepalmed. Alexa giggled."And you love that?"Sasori asked Keira. She gave him a look."She,"Keira started, pointing to Alexa."Loves this."She finished, then pointing at Sasori. Alexa grinned, Sasori rolling his eyes."Though, there's something weird. Crysta doesn't really like Naruto, but she loves the Kyuubi."Keira stated. The three stared for a moment."So..she likes the Nine-tailed fox, but not it's Junchuuriki, hm?"Deidara asked. Keira nodded."Yep. Bryanna's the same way, only she likes the two-tailed cat. Megan likes the two-tails as well."
"And Autumn likes the three-tailed turtle."Alexa added. Sasori shook his head."Oh, and Dawn likes Shukaku, the one-tail."Alexa added once again."Do all of you have a favorite tailed-demon, hm?"Deidara asked. Keira shook her head."Me, Alexa, and Aeryonna don't have a favorite tailed-demon. Yeah, we like them, but just didn't choose one we liked most." Deidara nodded. Then, Alexa's phone vibrated in her pocket, her obviously getting a message."It's from Aeryonna."Alexa stated, opening the phone to read it.
You better be careful. And tell Sasori that if he dies, I will get Itachi to burn his body. Also warn him the same if you get hurt.
Alexa laughed at her sister's protective-ness, sending a reply.
Kay kay, sis. Thanks for being protective. :)
"What did Aeryonna need?"Sasori asked."She told me to warn you that if you die, or if I get hurt, she'll get Itachi to burn your body."Alexa replied. Keira and Deidara laughed."That's so nice of her!"Keira laughed. Sasori sighed, smirking a bit."She won't have to worry, I can guarantee that."He said. Alexa hugged him from the side, kissing his cheek."Danna, can I have a piggyback ride?"Alexa asked. Sasori sighed."Alright, fine."He said, picking the girl up."Love you, Danna."
"Same here, Alexa."
Alexa was the shortest out of the girls, Megan being the second shortest since she was only an inch or so taller. Because of their short height, they both got teased a bit from Autumn, the tallest out of the girls. Alexa was also light, Sasori being able to give her a piggyback without trouble.
Soon, Kiera copied Alexa, getting a piggyback ride from Deidara, because the heat was starting to get to her. They continued on for a bit in silence, before the silence got annoying. Yes, these girls can find silence annoying. They've always lived with loudness, and bickering and arguing, so they got used to the noise so much that silence was the thing that got annoying to them. So Keira pulled out her phone, deciding to play music out of boredom. Going through the playlist, she found a song she liked, and hit play. Keira smirked as the other three looked at her as the music played."What are you playing, hm?"Deidara asked.
"You'll see."Keira replied. Alexa thought the guitar playing in the beginning was familiar, but she couldn't remember the song name. Then, the lyrics started.
"Well, I know a thing about contrition.
Because I got enough to spare.
And I'll be granting your permission,
'Cause you haven't got a prayer.
Well I said hey, hallelujah.
I'm gonna come on sing the praise.
And let the spirit come on through ya'.
We got innocence for days!"
"House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance!"Alexa exclaimed, pointing. Keira nodded, singing along with it."Well, I think I'm gonna burn in hell!
Everybody burn the house right down!
And say, now, what I wanna say,
Tell me I'm an angel,
Take this to my grave!" Deidara was enjoying the song as well, bobbing his head to the beat of the song. Sasori rolled his eyes."Turn that down, I swear it's loud enough for them to hear all the way in the village of Suna."He deadpanned. Keira sighed, rolling her eyes as well and turning it down a little bit, but still loud enough for her and the bomber's liking. Alexa giggled, also enjoying the song."Danna, just be glad Crysta isn't here, she would put the song on full blast and probably dance around."Alexa said. Sasori sighed."You're right about that."He said. As Deidara and Keira enjoyed their song, a thought occured to Alexa.
"Danna?"She asked."Hm?"
"You know how on Earth, you guys are just an anime?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, since universe for Naruto exists, wouldn't that mean that there's also other universes for other animes?" Sasori thought about her question for a minute. And he had to admit, Alexa had a point there."I think you're right, Alexa. Since we exist, I guess that would mean that there would have to be other universes for other animes as well."He replied. Alexa giggled."That's so cool!"She squeeled. Sasori sighed, smirking a bit. Then the music stopped, Keira text tone playing."It's from Bryanna."Keira stated, opening and reading the message.
When you get to Suna, remember this. When you're in danger or in doubt, run in circles and scream and shout. :D
Keira facepalmed."What'd she say?"Alexa asked. Keira showed her, and the artists what Bryanna texted. Deidara and Alexa laughed while Sasori sighed, rolling his eyes."I'm not even going to bother replying.."Keira said, restarting the song again.
Eventually darkness fell, Sasori suggesting they stop to make camp. Alexa and Keira had fallen asleep a little earlier, their artists settling down and shifting the girls on to their laps."You know, Brat,"Sasori started, causing Deidara to look up at him."Ever since we met these girls, you've been acting differently, compared to how you acted before we met them."
"What do you mean, Danna, hm?"Deidara asked."Before these girls, you only acted your happiest when you expressed your 'art'. Now, you're happy whenever you see Keira or fool around with Crysta or Bryanna with Hidan and Dawn." Deidara shrugged."I could say the same about you, Danna, yeah. With Alexa around, it almost seems like you have an ability to try and possibly show a tiny bit of emotion. Same for Itachi and Aeryonna, yeah."The blonde stated. Sasori looked down at the sleeping girl on his lap, smirking so slightly Deidara couldn't even tell.
Meeting these eight, strange girls deffinately had changed all the Akatsuki's lives, forever. But that doesn't mean they didn't like that change.
Well, lovelies, either the next chapter or the one after that, Gaara will be coming into play. :) And I know, this chapter was kinda short.. I promise the next few should be longer.
Answer:Konan would deffinately be my sister. For brothers, Deidara, Hidan, or Pein. Or all three. :) That'd be so bad ass.
QftC:Favorite tailed beast?
Well everyone, I have a fanfic idea. Yes, it is somewhat connected to Akatsukittens. I have it started, and I might be posting it soon. I'll only say one thing: The main OC is Crysta and Bryanna's cousin. :) If you don't remember her, just go re-read the chapters after the Asylum in Akatsukittens. XD Don't worry, if I post it soon, it'll all make sense if you read it. Anyways, reviews will always be loved!