Chapter 19, peeps. *Smacks self upside the head* And I'm sorry I haven't said this before! I give many thank yous to Fruity-Dragonfly for fantabulous, and funny quotes with her reviews. :) They actually help me with my chapters very much.

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Kiera's POV

"We got company."Alexa stated.

I sighed as she interupted me and Dei's little dance session. We weren't exactly dancing, but we were jumping around on his clay bird a little while I played music. I paused the song, seeing a confused/disturbed Kankuro."I don't know how the Akatsuki are back, but I demand you give back Gaara!"He demanded. I rolled my eyes."Here we go.."I muttered. Sasori turned to him."Brat, I want you to go ahead with Keira and Alexa. This one's mine."Sasori growled, launching his puppet and landing in front of Kankuro.

He looked back at the bird that me, Dei, and Alexa sat on."I'll say it again, hand over Gaara!"Kankuro barked. None of us responded. He pulled out his scrolls."Just wait for the stupid ass line.."I muttered as Kankuro summoned his puppets, causing Deidara and Alexa to snicker."So, are you ready..for a puppet show?"

"See? Lame.."I scoffed. Kankuro shot a glare at me, and I just mocked him under my breath again as he announced his puppets' names. Alexa shuddered at all the clicking and and other strange noises his puppets made."Thank God Danna doesn't make those noises.."She muttered, causing Sasori to sigh. I smirked."He does when he forgets to oil his old, stiff joints."

"Keira.."Sasori growled in warning."One last time!"Kankuro snapped, regaining our attention again."Hand over Gaara!"

"And what if we don't, hm?"Deidara challenged. He glared, shooting one of his puppets at us. I glanced at Sasori, then looking back as I watched his tail launch, grabbing Kankuro's puppet."What?"He asked, shocked."Look, let's keep this short. I hate waiting and keeping others waiting."Sasori growled, removing his hat. I didn't even bother restraining my laughter."Why so manly, Sasori?"I laughed, referring to the ponytail thingies.

"Keira, be quiet right now or you and the Brat will be my next puppets."He snapped at me. I still snickered. Deidara then snapped his fingers."I remember now, hm. Doesn't the Jinchuuriki have siblings?"He said. I nodded."Yep. This is the puppet master."I stated. Alexa scoffed."Like he could ever beat Danna. He's gonna kick his ass."She said, earning a glare from Kankuro."Isn't your name Kantaro, or Kanpachi, or something like that, hm?"Deidara continued. Kankuro's glare went to Deidara."It's Kankuro!"He snapped.

His puppet, Crow, disassembled out of Sasori's tail's grasp, then reassembling and shooting towards us."Take that, bitch!"I cheered as Sasori's tail bitch slapped the puppet away."I'm your opponent. Not them."Sasori growled. He glanced back at us."Can I kill this one?"He asked. I sighed."No, you cannot. Just poison the shit out of him and leave him to die."I stated. He grunted in reply."See ya' Danna!"Alexa said as the clay bird continued off into the desert.

"You know what would be funny?"I asked, just thinking of something."What(hm)?"Alexa and Deidara replied in unison."If Kankuro went telling everyone Gaara got assasinated." I snickered."Wouldn't that be bad, though?"Alexa asked. Deidara nodded."Yeah, hm. And also, how important does a person have to before they're considered 'assasinated' instead of just 'murdered'?" I thought for a minute."You know, Dei, that is a good question.."I stated.

And damn, he really had a point there!

Dei then sighed, smirking a bit."When will any of you be normal, yeah?"He asked. I gave him a look."Being normal is overrated."I stated as a matter of factly. He chuckled."You're right, hm."He agreed, kissing my head.

Fuck yeah, bitches, I'm always right. Well, most of the time I am.

We went a little farther before the voice of the deep, scratchy voice of Sasori within Hiruko called for us to wait."Danna!"Alexa cheered."You take care of Kankuro?"I asked. He grunted in reply."I'll take that as a yes then."

"Yeah, whatever. And normal isn't overrated. It's something that you are before you lose your sanity. Just like the rest of the girls."Sasori then deadpanned.

How the fuck did he hear me?

I then raised a brow."You say we've lost our sanity? I have news for you, puppet bitch. You can't lose what you never had."I said. Deidara laughed."Burn, yeah!"He laughed."Be quiet, Brat."Sasori snapped, only for Deidara to continue laughing to himself. Alexa sighed, jumping off the bird, and going over to Hiruko."Alexa what are you doing?"Sasori asked as she climbed onto the back of the puppet."Riding Hiruko. Are you fine with that, Danna?"Alexa replied. Sasori sighed."It's not causing any harm, so I suppose so." Alexa cheered.

We went in silence for a few minutes. And just before I announced the next gay baby, my phone rang.

Thank Jashin it did, we don't need gay babies in the Narutoverse. Too late about Sai, though.

"It's Crysta."I stated, checking. I oppened my phone and answered."Yo?"

"Me and Hidan wanna know when you're gonna get to the sealing statue.."

"Hold on a sec. Sasori, when will we get there?"

"Whenever we get there." I stuck my tongue out at him. Ass. I went back to talking on the phone"Sasori says whenever we get there."

"Well tell Sasori he's a fucking assholish jerk with a puppet fetish."Crysta snapped back through the phone. Sasori growled."I heard that, considering how loud you are."Sasori said loud enough for Crysta to hear."Fucking puppet.."

"Is she PMSing again, yeah?"Deidara asked, snickering a bit."I heard that Deidara! And no, I'm not PMSing again.. I'm just in a pissy mood since Kuzu won't let me and Hidan wrestle and we're bored.."Crysta said. After she finished saying 'we're bored', I heard Hidan add 'as shit' in the background. I snickered."Just don't throw any bitch fits yet. I'm pretty sure we're almost to the hideout where we'll meet Pinky and Chiyo. Just entertain yourselves."

"Just..try to hurry up.. And Sasori! Yes, I am insane. But guess what? I get these horrible periods of boredom, and I gotta be a normal lame-ass like you!"

And with that, before Sasori or Alexa could snap at her, she hung up. I then sighed, leaning on Dei, causing him to chuckle."What's wrong, yeah?"He asked."Now I'm bored. And I gotta save my phone's battery for when we get done sealing the Shukaku and all the shit goes down."I deadpanned. I then placed a hand over my face, as if I was facepalming. But I wasn't."And even worse, when we get there, I gotta do nothing for three days fucking straight."I continued.

Sasori sighed."It's a miracle how Aeryonna and Alexa seem to be the only normal ones.."He muttered."I heard that, puppet fucker!"I snapped, using Hidan's name for Sasori. Yeah, he'd either flick my head for stealing his insult, or be proud of me.

Speaking of that zealot..

"Keira? Why the fuck did you call me?"

"Well, Dawn, I called you to quickly tell something to my favorite immortal, Jashinist zealot from my favorite anime." A few seconds went by before Hidan then greeted me."Sup bomber bitch?"

"Hidan, I am proud to inform you that I have pronounced Sasori as the puppet fucker of the base." I heard Hidan's, Dawn's, and Crysta's laughter from over the line. I also heard a sigh from Kakuzu."I am so fucking glad we let you bitches into this shitty ass organization." It was my and Dei's turn to laugh."Well, other than that we'll be getting to the cave soon, I got nothin' else to say."

"Whatever then. See ya' bomber bitch. And just try to hurry the fuck up!" After hanging up, I glanced at Sasori."Amused?"I asked, smirking."Keira, be quiet."Sasori snapped. Alexa then snickered."Why does Hidan call you 'bomber bitch'?"She asked."Well, 'cause I'm a bitch, and I am a bomber in training. Plus everyone's nicknames from Hidan has bitch in it."I explained.

And that's true. I'm bomber bitch, Crysta's crazy bitch, Bryanna's skinny bitch, Autumn's shark bitch, Dawn's his bitch, Aeryonna's Uchiha bitch and Megan's hyper bitch. I have yet to hear Hidan's nickname for Alexa, though.

"I cannot wait until this is over with."Sasori deadpanned. Alexa giggled."Don't worry Danna. I'm sure we're going to arrive at the cave soon, hm."Deidara stated. I nodded."Exactly. So don't be an impatient asshole, and just wait a little while longer!"I told him. He growled at me. I stuck my tongue out."Try being mature for once. It's not that hard."Sasori deadpanned."Oh, we've all tried being mature once. It was the worse three minutes of our lives."I stated.

"Actaully, Megan, Crysta, and Bryanna only lasted about a minute and a half that one time we tried being mature. Aeryonna and I lasted a good seven minutes before we just got bored."Alexa stated. I rolled my eyes."No need to be a smartass like your sister."I stated. Alexa grinned.

Though, none of these dumbasses have seen when Aeryonna's immature like the rest of us. She's just as bad as Crysta, Bryanna, Megan, or even Tobi. Aeryonna just knows how to keep her cool most of the time.

We continued through the desert, nothing really going on.

Though, we started betting who would be next to get knocked up. Me and Dei had bets on Aeryonna. Alexa through sand at us for that. Sasori didn't give a shit, but he thought me and Dei would be next. Me and Dei through sand at him. That just pissed him off.. And even though Alexa thought this was 'rude', we convinced her to choose and she somehow bet on Tobi and Megan.

I shuddered at the thought of how their child could end up. That would be scary.

Deidara scoffed at her bet, saying how Tobi wouldn't even know what he's doing.

Tobi wouldn't. Madara would.

Anyways, we had finally reached our destination."Yes! Finally, un!"Deidara cheered. I snickered. He allowed me to climb on his back like a piggyback ride."Dei, put me down."I ordered as him and Sasori walked across the water. He raised a brow."Why, hm?"He asked."'Cause I wanna try to pretend to be Jesus." Him and Alexa laughed while Sasori rolled his eyes."Jesus was a ninja?"Alexa asked."Yes Alexa, Jesus was a ninja."I agreed, laughing.

Yeah, we're weirdos. But you don't see us complaining, do you? Like I said, being normal is overrated.

We stared in awe stupidly as the rock lifted, me and Alexa getting on the ground, and entered the cave."Leader-sama!"I cheered, seeing the hologram of badassery. He turne to us, eyes narrowed."You're late."He stated.

I pointed at Sasori. Who pointed his tail at Deidara. Who pointed to Alexa. Who pointed at me. And in unison, we all said, "It was him/her.", Deidara adding 'hm' at the end.

Me and Alexa moved a good distance away so when he summoned the statue, we weren't in the way."Let the summoning begin!"I called. Pein chuckled, his hologram performing hand signs, and slamming his hands on the ground. A mixture of a loud poof and an explosion echoed before the smoke cleared, revealing the statue. Deidara's clay bird then disappeared with a hand sign, dropping Gaara in the center of the floor. I gawked at the statue."Bad. Ass."I stated. Deidara chuckled."Alright, now let everyone gather."Pein stated.

Deidara and Sasori jumped to their assigned fingers as the others' holograms appeared."'Sup guys?"I greeted loudly, Alexa shouting hi. We recieved multiple responces. Pein's hologram then disappeared, it reappearing on his thumb. Performing another hand sign, the chain on the statue's mouth broke.

The others are gonna be so jealous when I tell them I got to see this all in person.

"Stay aware of your physical selves as the sealing proces will now take three days and three nights."Pein ordered."Zetsu, have your physical form stand guard outside, understood?"

"Alright."Zetsu growled in reply. A sigh then came from Kakuzu."Crysta wants you to know that if you don't watch her sister, she'll maim you and eat your remains."He deadpanned. Zetsu blinked. And Kakuzu got some disturbed looks and sighs in reply from the others.

Okay, even I was a little disturbed with that.

"So, it'll only take three days? Wouldn't it take longer since we lost Orochimaru?"Kisame wondered, being the only one who was amused at what Crysta demanded."That's just all the more reason to get started immediately."Pein replied."That's true."Itachi agreed. Kisame nodded."Indeed."

"Sounds good, hm."Deidara added."Don't worry guys, it is only three days and nights. Orochimaru not being here doesn't affect it."Alexa told them."Thank Jashin.."We heard Hidan mutter.

I bet everyone's thanking Jashin that Orochimaru isn't here right now.

The fingers of the statue lit up. And me and Alexa watched in awe as the blue, chakra, weird substance-y stuff started coming from the mouth."Sealing Technique: Phantom Dragons Nine Consuming Seals!" I cheered as the nine dragon thingies roared, soaring down and eating Gaara.

And everyone went into 'serious mode', focusing on the technique.

I plopped down onto the ground, Alexa sitting down next to me."So, what do we do for the next three days?"Alexa wondered. I sighed, shrugging."I don't know.. But I know that we're gonna be bored as shit.."I replied. She blew a raspberry at no one in particular, falling back and laying on the ground.

This was gonna be a boring as fuck three days..

Yeah, it would be pretty damn boring to sit in a cave for three days.. But as for myself, being how I am, I'd probably entertain myself. Believe me, it's very easy for me to entertain myself.

Answer:He's a 35-year-old living puppet that looks like a teenager. I gotta hand it to him, that's pretty awesome.

QftC:Favorite thing about Deidara? You don't like Deidara (go get blown up), why not?

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