We at Chapter 20 already? Starting to catch up to Akatsukittens..
Anyways, don't own Naruto.
Keira's POV
"My tongue is way longer than yours. The only one who can beat my tongue length is Orochimaru."
Alexa gave me a disturbed look. I grinned."Prove it."Alexa stated, crossing her arms. I shrugged."Fine." I stuck out my incredibly long tongue, causing Alexa to look completely disturbed. I reached up, not only touching the tip of my nose, but managing to get the tip of my tongue into my nostril."Okay, okay! I get it, I don't wanna see anymore!"Alexa begged, shielding her eyes with her hands."I can also kinda reach my elbow."I stated. I lifted my elbow as close as I could manage to my face, sticking out my tongue and missing the tip of my elbow by about an inch. Alexa shuddered, causing me to laugh."What can you do that I can't?"I asked.
Alexa thought for a moment."Can you do a hand stand for over five minutes?"She asked."I know I can do a hand stand, but for about a minute or two. Not five."I replied. Alexa stood up, stretched a little, then started her hand stand."Time me.."She stated. I quickly brought out my phone, starting a timer."What the fuck are they doing?"Hidan muttered, looking over his shoulder back at us."Hidan, focus on the jutsu."Pein ordered. I snickered.
I looked at the timer on my phone."So far, four minutes and thirty-seven seconds and counting."I told Alexa."'Kay.."She replied, walking around on her hands a bit to keep her balance."Alright, you got to five minutes."I told her. She shook her head."I'm gonna try to go longer.."She stated."Okay then.." Some time went by before Alexa finally fell, unable to stay up. I paused the timer."Seven minutes exact."I told her. Alexa grinned.
Alexa then jumped as a loud thud was heard; it being a now dead Gaara who fell to the floor.
I raised a brow."Wait, where's Naruto, Pinky, Chiyo, Gai and whoever else was coming? They're late! Those sneaky little bastards.."I stated. Pein looked down at us."It's probably since they don't expect us. Half of the ninja we know still don't realize we've returned."He explained."Shit, that's gonna fuck everything up!"I exclaimed."Don't worry, Keira, hm. I'm sure they'll get here soon, I mean, they care about their Jinchuuriki friend, don't they?"Deidara assured.
Yeah, he had a point.. They wouldn't leave Gaara here just for him to lay here, dead, and eventually get eaten by Zetsu.
I sighed, crossing my arms."They better get here soon. Or the only shit going down is me kicking their asses for being late."I stated. Sasori sighed."Those Konoha ninja could kill you in an instant if they wanted."He deadpanned. I blew a raspberry at him."Still." Alexa then sighed."I just hope they get here soon. I don't want Gaara to stay dead."She stated sadly. I nodded."That's another reason why they better fucking get here!" I looked up at Zetsu."Yo Zetsu, anyone coming?"I called.
"Yes, actually. They're on their way, so don't get your panties in a bunch. Be nice to her, she's just excited."Zetsu stated. A silence fell on us as we waited."They're near. A leaf Shinobi should go; it's the Kyuubi, the pink-haired girl, their sensei and an old woman, which I assume is the one called Chiyo."
"Damn, Zetsu, you really know your anime."I stated."Learnt it all from Bryanna. There's also another team. It's Might Gai and his team."Zetsu added. Kisame laughed."That strange beast again!"He sneered."Who is Might Gai?"Pein wondered."An elite Shinobi; master of Taijutsu. Do not underestimate him."Itachi told him."Kisame, you can handle Might Gai."Pein ordered. Kisame grinned."Finally, I can get back at him for that kick he gave me the last time."Kisame stated, his voice fading away.
"KEIRA-CHAN, ALEXA-CHAN!"
I gasped as I was tackled to the ground."Tobi.."I stated."Yes Keira-chan?"
"Unless you are a horribly bad boy, get the fuck off me."I ordered. He climbed off of me, Megan also being here and giggling."Why are you two here?"I asked, already annoyed."Tobi wants to ask you something!"Tobi chirped. He motioned for me and Alexa to come closer, him probably wanting to go Madara and ask."Do either of you want to go to Itachi's clone where the Kyuubi and the others are and help explain things with Aeryonna?"Madara asked in a low whisper.
"Yes!"We both said in unison immediately."Danna, me and Keira are going somewhere with Tobi and Megan!"Alexa called."No Keira is fucking not going anywhere with Tobi, un!"Deidara ordered."Deidara. This is important."Pein snapped. Deidara sighed."If anything happens to Keira, Tobi, I'll murder you in your sleep, yeah!"Deidara snapped. Tobi yelled in fear, hugging me, Alexa, and Megan close, using his Space-Time Ninjutsu, and causing us to appear in a forest."I'm gonna stay here with Madara. You two go with Itachi's clone and Aeryonna to help stall Naruto and them. When you're ready, come back here and we'll take you guys back to the sealing statue."Megan ordered.
Holy shit, Megan was serious for once? I think she has a secret serious personality, like Tobi and Madara.
Though confused/freaked out, we nodded."Alexa, Keira."Aeryonna's voice called us. We ran over to her and Itachi's clone. Alexa latched onto her sister."Sissy!"She cheered, hugging her older sister. Aeryonna hugged her back."It's hard going almost five days with you away from me, 'Lexa! I was worried shitless and Itachi could barely keep me calm!"Aeryonna replied. Itachi smirked at this.
He misses Sasuke and being his protective big brother.
I looked over, seeing Naruto, Pinky, Kakashi, and Chiyo."How's it going everybody!"I called casually. They came to a stop at the scene before them."It's been a while, Kakashi, Naruto."Itachi stated. Aeryonna sighed dreamily.
Freaking fangirls..
"Okay, before anything, do the names Autumn, Dawn, and Crysta ring a bell at all?"I asked. The members of Team 7 looked shocked."How do you know them? What did you do to them?"Naruto demanded. I smirked."Yeah, and why would people with the Akatsuki know them?"Sakura demanded.
I laughed at their stupidity.
"Naruto, Sakura, I know you don't want to believe it, but Crysta, Dawn, and Autumn must be with the Akatsuki as well. These three girls must also be a part of the Ukato clan, and the remainders of their clan helped the Akatsuki back to our world."Kakashi stated. Naruto growled in frustration."And I know your grandson, Sasori!"Alexa cheered to Chiyo. She looked shocked now, too."Know him? Alexa loves Sasori! The two are so noisy every single night."I joked. Alexa glared at me.
Chiyo looked very fucking confused.
"Kakashi and Sakura explained some about your ability of the Ukato clan."She then stated."Oh really? Then you must that that we know all your pasts."Aeryonna stated."Yeah, and I gotta say, you all went through a lot of shit. Why does bad shit always happen to everybody in this damn place?"I wondered."I know right?"Alexa agreed. Naruto growled in annoyance, catching our attention again.
"You're wasting our time! Where's Gaara!"The Uzumaki demanded. We all sighed."Look, Naruto, Gaara is going to be fine. Just give it some time."Aeryonna assured."How would you know! You're with the Akatsuki! They could be just using you, misusing your ability!"Naruto barked."Naruto Uzumaki shut the hell up before I misuse my hand upside your head!"I snapped. I got shocked looks from everyone."Listen, we all have this planned out. Gaara is going to be fine. When you see him again, it might not seem it, but trust me. Gaara. Will. Be. Fucking. Fine."I stated.
"Look, as much as I'd love to sit and chat, we have somewhere to be. Now."Kakashi stated."But if we sit and chat, everything will be so much more peaceful."Aeryonna said, hugging the Itachi clone."Do you know who he is!"Naruto demanded. Aeryonna looked at the clone."Itachi Uchiha, age twenty-one, and love of my life."Aeryonna stated easily. Itachi's clone wrapped an arm around her waist."But still, how do you handle being in their clutches?"Sakura asked.
"Look, we're not damn prisoners. We chose to be with them. We willingly went with them, and they let us. And we all, including Crysta, Dawn, Autumn, and the other girls that the Akatsuki willingly accepted, has a love for one of the Akatsuki's members."Alexa snapped. She pointed at Naruto."And you, Uzumaki, I want you to know that the Akatsuki are fucking human. They all have hearts and feelings. Not only that, everyone on this horrible planet has done something bad in their lives. So you have no fucking right to judge the Akatsuki or why we want to stay with them! You don't know them or us! So unless you truly know us all, you have no right to fucking judge us!"
Seriously, everyone here literally fucking gawked at her. That is so fucking OOC for Alexa!
She crossed her arms."God must love stupid people, he made so many of them."She stated. I snickered."But Jashin must love them more since the Narutoverse is full of them."I added. A smile cracked from her once pissed off/annoyed expression."You three should leave."Itachi stated. Aeryonna pouted."Alright sexy. I'll be with you in a bit."She stated. We went back over with Tobi and Megan. He quickly transported Aeryonna back to Itachi's real body before returning and taking us all back to the statue."It is always so fun to do that!"Megan cheered, her normal self returning.
Tobi then held up his hand like a first grader having to piss, his other hand holding his crotch."Leader-sama! Leader-sama! Tobi has to potty, can Tobi go potty, please let Tobi go potty!"Tobi demanded. Pein rolled his eyes, telling him to go. He dashed off, Megan right behind him.
Madara and Megan probably are planning some shit out.
"Oh yeah, Sasori!"I called. Said puppet looked down at me."Alexa went all out-of-character at Naruto!" Alexa sighed."How did she do that?"Sasori wondered."The girl used the word 'fucking' like three or four times in only three statements!"
That might not seem like much, but believe me, Alexa almost never swears.
Alexa grinned, rubbing the back of her neck."I kinda got pissed at Naruto and lost control of myself."She told him. Sasori sighed."Just try to control yourself."He said."Hey wait a damn shitting minute!"I barked, pointing at Sasori."Whenever I get fits like that, you get pissed at me!"I continued."That's not my problem, now is it?"Sasori asked. My eye twitched."You know, the only thing lately that's keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor."
"Don't throw a bitch fit. Puppet fucker is just a bitch that everyone hates."Hidan stated. Deidara snorted."Hidan, shut your fucking mouth."Sasori snapped. I laughed."You know, it warms my heart to know that you bitches kept your holograms here just to sit and chat with us."I stated. And just as I said that, Leader's and Konan's holograms disappeared.
Bastards.
"Now do you really mean that, or was that just fucking sarcasm?"Hidan wondered. I rolled my eyes."What do you think?"I asked. He rolled his eyes."You know, we could just all fucking leave. The sealing is done."He stated."He has a point."Alexa stated."Well that's just mean. You just technically said you want us to leave."Kisame stated with fake sadness. Some of the others, including myself, snickered."You know, none of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here all of you. All of you are locked in here with me."I said creepily, grinning psychotically. Several of the others' holograms disappeared, causing me and Deidara to laugh.
Alexa, Sasori, Itachi, and I think Zetsu's dark half sighed."You know, Keira, everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening."Alexa stated. I raised a brow."And what does that have to do with anything?"I asked."Well, for one thing, exploding random shit and being a serial killer/psycho is illegal."She stated. I sat as if I was in the emo-corner."Don't be a smartass.."I muttered, causing her to giggle.
"Yeah. And besides, the fact that all that is illegal just makes it more fun, hm."Deidara added. I stood up from my somewhat emo-corner."Dei, I love you forever for always finding a way to to fix my moods when someone says something that ruins everything fun!"I called. He chuckled."And I love you for disagreeing with Danna's shit for art, un."He stated.
Deidara's face met the floor as Sasori used his tail to knock him off his finger.
"You know, if idiot's could fly, this place would be an airport.."Sasori deadpanned as I ran over to Dei's side."You alright, Dei?"I asked, ignoring Sasori. He nodded."Yeah, I'm a badass ninja, I'll be fine, hm."He stated. I kissed his cheek."Damn straight you're badass."I agreed. He chuckled. Sasori jumped down from his finger as well, me glaring at him."Fuck you Sasori."I snapped."You can't do that, Keira. He's a puppet, and even if he wasn't, that'd be Alexa's job."Kisame stated. Many of us laughed. Sasori growled."Why do you encourage them?"He snapped at Kisame. The shark nin shrugged."It's fun."
"Suck on that Sasori!"I snapped, pointing at the puppet. He sighed.
We then all looked over as a loud boom was heard from outside the cave."Looks like they've arrived, hm."Deidara stated. Alexa fangirl squeeled, probably excited to see the fight.
You know what, I may have sat here for three days, but it's gonna be so fucking worth it when this is all done and over with.
"Three. Two. One." I counted down, Sakura, Naruto, Kakashi, and Chiyo busting into the cave when I finished. Deidara smirked, sitting on Gaara's body like he did in the anime. Naruto was first to break the silence, growling."You bastards! How could you!"He barked."Well, since you four seem like you're going to be busy, we'll just be leaving now."Kakuzu stated, his hologram and the remaining others' disappearing as well."Do you know where the hell you think you're sitting?"Naruto demanded.
"Well, he seems to be sitting on the now dead, previous host of the Shukaku named Gaara. And Naruto, have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?"I stated as if he were a dumbass.
Which he kinda was.
He glared at me."Gaara, get up! Are you deaf!"Naruto continued. I facepalmed."Naruto, enough!"Kakashi ordered. I sighed. I held my hand up."You see this hand, Naruto? It's about to descend in an arc that'l, in the process, have contact with your face if you don't knock it the fuck off. Though I should just warn you."I stated. He growled at me."Was that necesary, Keira?"Alexa asked, rolling her eyes."Yes. Yes it was." Sasori sighed."Be mature this one time. Is that too much to ask?"He deadpanned. I smirked."Yes. Yes it is." Now Sasori growled in annoyance.
This is gonna be a while.
Somewhat cliffhanger. :) I know, I'm so evil.
Fun Fact:In real life, Kiera's tongue really is that long. I'm jealous of her. And another fun fact, Kiera's name is really spelled with the 'i' before the 'e'. When I started Akatsukittens, I accidentally misspelled it and didn't notice until like the fifth or sixth chapter. So I decided "Screw it.." and just kept it spelling like 'Keira'.
Answer:He's the only terrorist in Naruto that is only nineteen and uses clay animals for explosives. You tell me.
QftC:Favorite thing about..Zetsu. If you don't like Zetsu (I hope he eats you), tell me why.
Well, I was actually gonna post this a few days ago. But..Bleach distracted me.. /SHOT I know, I gotta stop getting hooked in all these other anime.. Now, anyways, review or I will slap you with a dead fish! (JK)