I know, I'm freaking late.. But everything's impossible with all these other stories I'm working on, and ones I haven't even posted yet.

I. Do not. Own. Naruto.

Megan's POV

I whimpered in pain quietly as Madara placed his hands on my back again, pumping some chakra into my system."Megan, I am so sorry this is hurting you.."Madara apologized for the third to fifth time. I shook my head."I already told you, it's okay. Besides, the pain slowly gets less worse each time."I assured. He kissed my head."Are you sure you want to keep trying? I really hate the fact that it's hurting you."Madara asked."It's okay."

"Alright.." I took a breath, waiting for the next blast of chakra to shoot through my body. Though, this time, I barely felt the pain."See? I barely felt any pain that time."I told him."That's good then. It can be easier now that I know the pain is subsiding."Madara said. He sent another pump of chakra, no pain at all this time. I sighed with relief."And the pain is gone entirely."I stated."Good. Do you want to take a break now?"Madara asked. I nodded. He lowered my shirt back down. I sighed, falling back into his arms.

Remember how Madara thought he could introduce chakra into our systems permanantly? Well, for now, he has to send short bursts through my system so I can get used to it. And believe me, it really hurt when we first started. I literally screamed. But after a while, the pain slowly disappeared.

"You think we can really give me chakra, Madara?"I asked."I'm not positively sure. If we can, though, it's good that we get your body used to having chakra shock through your body."He replied. I nodded."I have a headache now, though.." He placed his hands on either side of my head. I felt some chakra flow through his hands in attempt to help soothe my pain. I sighed in content."Thank you, Madara."I stated."Of course, Megan. If you're in pain, I'm going to do whatever I can to help."He replied, kissing the top of my head.

I shut my eyes."Does Pein approve of trying to introduce chakra into our systems?"I asked. Madara fell silent for a few seconds."No. Both him and Konan are against the idea entirely, and refuse to let me try it with the rest of the girls."He replied. I frowned at the slight anger in his tone."It's okay, Madara. I'm still with you."I assured."But..please don't let the others know that..they'd scold me, and be so mad that I was with you and your plan.. They'd all hate me if they found out.."

"Megan, it's alright, there's no need to cry."Madara soothed. He probably heard the strain in my voice."But if you must, then don't hold it in." I didn't deny, letting some tears fall. I turned and buried my face in Madara's chest. His arm wrapped around my waist, his other hand going up to rub soothing circles around my back."Madara.."I stated."Hm?"

"C-can you reach under the bed and g-grab the notebook that's there?" I felt him shift to the side, then sitting back up again."Megan, I never knew you could draw.."Madara stated as I heard pages flip. I sniffled, looking at the notebook with him."I'm not as good as Keira, Crysta, or Bryanna. I can only draw wolves."I told him."Well, these are amazing."He stated."Thank you, Madara.." I smiled a bit when Madara turned the page to my favorite drawing out of the rest.

It was a black wolf with slightly spiked fur. It sat on a cliff facing forward. It's right eye was Sharingan, the left being Rinnegan. Tied around it's neck was a torn and ripped fabric with the Akatsuki design; the fabric blowing to the left as if wind was blowing it. The full moon behind the wolf was the moon from Madara's 'Moon's Eye Plan'. Meaning the sky around was also colored in red/black, like the Tsukuyomi world.

Madara chuckled."Is that supposed to be me?"He asked. I giggled."Maybe.." He kissed my head."That's amazing. It's very well detailed. But there's one thing about it that's off.."

"What, what is it?"I asked. I prayed it was something small that no one could notice. I drew that during the three years they were gone, and not only did it take like four hours to perfect and finish, that drawing was very special to me. He pointed to the Rinnegan eye."I don't have Rinnegan."He stated. I laughed slightly."You scared me, I thought I missed something I screwed up on.. In the anime, when Naruto defeats Pein, you take his Rinnegan."I told him. He nodded."I see."

I then clutched my head as my headache returned from crying. Madara noticed this, placing his hands on the sides of my head and letting some chakra flow through. I sighed, relaxing. It was a long way until Madara was going to start with his plan. And I was happy about that."Megan?"Madara asked, regaining my attention."Yeah?"I replied, looking up at him."I thought about what you said; about you wanting a puppy.."

I stared at him."And well, I suppose it's alright."I squeeled with joy, hugging Madara tightly. I lifted his mask, attacking his face with kisses."Oh, I love you so much Madara! Thank you, thank you, thank you!"I exclaimed. Madara laughed."I'm glad to see you're happy about my decision."He said. I giggled."When?"I asked excitedly."Well, it depends on when we can find a puppy, and take it home without ANBU chasing after us for being with the Akatsuki."Madara replied.

"What about in Ame?"I asked."It's a possibility, but I don't know if we'll find a puppy in Ame. Don't worry, I promise we'll find one, just be patient."He assured. I nodded."Okay.." I sighed, nuzzling into Madara's chest.

I then giggled and looked up as I heard somone announce, "Bitches, I'm home!"

"That must be Keira. They must all be back from getting the one-tail."Madara sighed."Hey, wanna see what happens when Crysta learns we're getting a puppy?"I asked. Madara chuckled."Let's see then."

Third Person POV

Tobi and Megan skipped downstairs."Crysta~"Megan sang. Said brunette looked at the hyper blonde."Yes?"She answered. Megan grinned."We're gonna get a puppy soon." Crysta squeeled."Yay! Puppies are so cute, and when they get bigger they can protect you, but they're just so cute~!" Everyone stared, disturbed. That was the most OOC way Crysta could ever act."You need help."Kakuzu stated. Crysta tilted her head."You mean like how we got sent to the Asylum and you were the doctor to come rescue us?"She stated, seeming dazed. Kakuzu facepalmed.

Dawn rolled her eyes."Freaking immature bitches.."She stated, sounding annoyed. Hidan and Crysta gave her confused looks."Someone's bitchier than usual."Crysta stated. Dawn glared at her."Yeah, Dawn, what's wrong with you?"Hidan wondered. Dawn sighed, "I just feel like shit today.."

"Maybe it's her pregnancy.."Keira muttered as her and Deidara layed on the couch."I fucking heard that!"Dawn snapped, causing the two to laugh. Though, Dawn had a sick feeling in her stomache.'Oh fucking no..'She thought. Clutching her stomache, Dawn ran upstairs to the bathroom. Collapsing next to the toilet, she started throwing up about half the food she had eaten today."Dawn?" She couldn't look up from the toilet, but she recognized Hidan's voice. She felt him sit directly at her side, placing a hand on her back and starting to rub it in a soothing gesture.

Dawn's vomiting continued for a little bit before she coughed a little, then finally stopping."I feel..so much..like fucking..shit.."She stated, rubbing some vomit from her mouth with her sleeve."So it is your fucking pregnancy then?"Hidan asked. Dawn nodded."Yeah, and it fucking sucks ass.. I just want this fucking over with.."She growled."Well, we still got damn nine months to go.."Hidan said. Dawn sighed, rolling her eyes."I know.. Today is just ass-tastic.. It can't get anymore fucking ass-tastic.."

And..she jinxed herself. Wait, not just herself. Everyone. She jinxed everyone.

Meanwhile, Kakuzu, Crysta, Kisame, and Autumn were making their way to Pein's office."What do you think Leader-sama needs?"Crysta wondered."Who knows? Most likely to be something important."Autumn stated. When they arrived, they knocked, Pein's monotone voice calling for them to enter."What is it Leader-sama?"Kakuzu asked."Konan and I have some business to attend to in the village. Kakuzu, Kisame, I trust you two to take charge while we're out."Pein explained. The Akatsuki members nodded while the two girls behind them high-fived.

"Fuck yeah.."Crysta muttered."Crysta."Pein stated in warning. The brunette grinned as she saluted."Don't worry Pein-sama, the base is in good hands!"She said. The leader sighed, facepalming."When you say it, I'm worried to leave.."He deadpanned. The girls and Kisame laughed. Kakuzu hid a smirk under his mask."Please just keep the base in order.."Pein stated. Konan giggled. The four left the office, Crysta cheering."I'mma be right back!"She said. As she started to run off, some of Kakuzu's threads wrapped around her ankles, pulling her back and causing her to scream as she was held upside-down in front of him.

"And just where are you going?"Kakuzu asked. Crysta gave him an innocent look."I feel like Spiderman.."She stated as if in complete awe. Kisame and Autumn snickered."We'll let you two talk this out."Kisame said, him and Autumn going off somewhere."Now, Crysta, where are you going?"Kakuzu repeated. Crysta sighed."Nowhere, Kuzu-kun, just to find my sister.."She admitted. Kakuzu gave her a suspicious look."Alright."He stated."Wait, don't let me down yet!"Crysta quickly exclaimed. Kakuzu raised a brow."Why?"

"I've always wanted to try this." She reached, pulling his mask down and planting a soft kiss on his lips. After pulling away, she grinned."That was awesome."She said. Kakuzu chuckled."You're a weirdo."He stated."But I'm your weirdo."Crysta countered. Kakuzu carefully lowered her back to the ground."Now, I will see you later."Crysta stated, planting a quick kiss on Kakuzu's cheek before dashing off. Kakuzu chuckled, shaking his head at his girlfriend's odd antics.

Crysta ninja'd her way to Bryanna and Zetsu's room. And Crysta terms: Ninja'd=running half the time, then crawling and summer-saulting the rest of the way. She peeked her head inside the room, seeing Zetsu and Bryanna sleeping peacefully on their bed. Crysta 'Aww'd.

Then ripped the pillow out from under Zetsu's head, whacking them with it.

"Crysta? What the fuck was that for?"Zetsu snapped. Crysta giggled."I am here to announce Leader-sama and Konan are out doing something in Ame, Kuzu and Kisame are in charge."She informed them. Bryanna giggled as well."Okay.. And did you really need to whack us with a damn pillow?"Zetsu said. Crysta thought for a minute."You know, now that I think about it, I really didn't."She stated. Zetsu's white half snickered while the black sighed."What is wrong with you?"

"I don't know what my problem is. But I do know it's hard to pronounce."Crysta stated. Zetsu facepalmed while the two dashed off, Bryanna giving him a quick kiss before doing so. The two ninja'd their way to the living room, where Deidara and Sasori were in their usual argument about art.

Sasori sighed, "Deidara, you are an idiot."

"True, but I'm an idiot that makes things go 'boom', hm."Deidara countered. Keira laughed. Sasori opened his mouth to throw a comeback, but Alexa stopped him."Don't argue with an idiot, Danna. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."She stated. Sasori snorted while Deidara glared at the girl."Alexa's right, Brat."Sasori admitted, smirk on his face. Keira scoffed."Please. There are few problems that can't be solved with high explosives."She stated."For example, when you're outnumbered, some good explosives takes them all out at once!"

"Don't think if it as being 'outnumbered'. As I think of it as a wide target selection."Crysta stated, her and her sister entering the living room at last. Keira, Alexa, and Deidara all greeted them while Sasori facepalmed and sighed."What you two up to?"Sasori asked suspiciusly. Bryanna put her hands on her hips."What, we can't enter the living room for no known reason at all? And then get Keira and Alexa and bring them somewhere with us?"She stated.

Sasori rolled his eyes."Of course, my mistake."He said sarcastically. Keira and Alexa got up and were dragged to another room, leaving Deidara and Sasori."Really, what are you guys doing?"Alexa asked. The twins grinned."Leader-sama and Konan are doing something in the village."Crysta started."And Kisame and Kakuzu are in charge while they're gone."Bryanna finished. Keira grinned."What are we doing?"She asked, knowing the two had something planned. Crysta and Bryanna grinned, looking at each other as if they were the troublemaking siamese twins."You'll see~ You just gotta help us get the rest of the girls, and bring them to that unused area of the base."Bryanna told them."I'm in. 'Lexa?"Keira said. Alexa sighed, smirking a bit."I guess I'm in too."She stated.

"Good. Now, move out!"Crysta ordered, the three laughed a bit and saluted."Sir, yes sir!"They said in unison, all going in different directions.

Though, Bryanna ended up going with Crysta again. The two made their way to the kitchen, findind Autumn and Kisame. Bryanna rolled past his feet, hiding behind the fridge. Crysta crawled behind the table, hiding somewhat underneath the chair Autumn sat in."What are you two doing?"Kisame asked. Crysta and Bryanna sighed. Autumn looked down."What the-I didn't even see you!"She exclaimed as the twins came from their hiding places."We came for Autumn. Meet us in my room, Autumn."Crysta said. Autumn raised a brow but nodded. Kisame chuckled."What are you two up to?"He asked suspiciously. Crysta and Bryanna grinned devishly."Nothing~"They sang in unison.

Kisame stared at them for a few seconds before the two ninja'd their way out of the kitchen. Autumn sighed, getting up."Better see what they want."She said, following them to Crysta's room."Just don't get into trouble when you find out what they're doing."Kisame told her. Autumn nodded.

Keira snuck into the training grounds, finding Tobi and Megan there. She hid, listening in on their conversation.

"What are Leader-sama and Konan doing in Ame?"Megan wondered. Madara sighed."I can't tell you, Megan. It's nothing serious, I promise; it's more of a suprise for you girls."He explained. Megan huffed, crossing her arms stubbornly like a child. Madara chuckled."Tobi doesn't know who it is, but you can come out of hiding!"'Tobi' called. Keira swore under her breath."Damn your super hearing.."She muttered. Tobi waved."Hi Keira-chan!"He called. Keira walked over to them, crossing her arms."I am here for Megan. The girls are doing something."She said, grabbing Megan's arm and pulling her up.

"What are we doing?"Megan asked as she followed Keira back to Crysta's room. Keira shrugged."I don't even know yet."

Alexa peeked into Itachi and Aeryonna's room, seeing Aeryonna sitting on Itachi's lap as they looked at a scroll.

"So, what does it say?"Aeryonna wondered."In a few days, some of us are going to be going in groups to get supplies from the village."Itachi replied. Aeryonna raised a brow."Why in a few days?"She asked. The Uchiha shrugged."Leader-sama's orders." The two looked up as Alexa entered the room."'Sup 'Lexa?"Aeryonna said. Alexa pointed out the door."Meet us in Crysta's room. We're gonna do something."She said. Aeryonna shrugged, following her sister out the door. They walked through the hall, seeing Autumn trying to get Dawn to go with them.

"Come on, Dawn, let's just see what she wants and get it over with."Aeryonna said to her. Dawn rolled her eyes."Fine, whatever.. If I start throwing up again, I'm going to do it on her and Bryanna's heads."She muttered. The girls all gathered in Crysta's bedroom, as she ordered. Crysta was standing on her bed, holding a pen."Take a seat, or I will attack you with my pen!"She ordered. Most of them rolled their eyes, deciding to sit otherwise."A pen, Crysta? Really?"Dawn said, leaning against the wall instead of sitting.

"The pen is mightier than the sword.. 'Cause no one expects you to attack them with a pen."Crysta stated. Dawn rolled her eyes while some of the others laughed."Now what's your asstastic plan, Crysta?"Autumn asked. Crysta grinned."Well, we all know Kuzu and Kisame are in charge while Konan and Pein are out, correct?"She stated. Some nodded. Megan raised her hand."Does this have to do with any other anime?"She asked. Crysta shook her head."And don't worry, we're not giving up anime either.. That was the most horrifying weekend of my life.."

"Is it something that doesn't make any sense what so ever?"Aeryonna asked, earning some chuckles. Crysta gave her a look."I'm not supposed to make sense. That defeats the whole purpose of confusing people! Now let me finish!"Crysta exclaimed. Aeryonna shrugged; Crysta cleared her throat.

"Anyways, while Pein and Konan are out, we're gonna play.. Truth. Or. Dare."

Cliffhanger? Did I really do that? ... Yes, yes I did. :3 Don't worry, I'll try to update quicker.

Answer:He's a bouncy, hyper sack of Tobi. Me and him would somewhat get along. (I say somewhat since Madara annoys the fuck out of me.. I wish he would stay Tobi.)

QftC:Favorite thing about Kakuzu. You don't like Kakuzu (I. Will. Find you.), explain your reason why not.

And in case you haven't noticed, my author's notes are now boldened. /SHOT FOR MENTIONING SOMETHING SO OBVIOUS XD Anyways, I've been planning the 'Truth or Dare' chapter for a while, and finally stuck in the story. And guess what? Those of you who really like my Naruto stories, I got another one started. :) And somehow, it's still related to Akatsukittens. You'll all find out soon enough. Anyways, reviews are very much lovingly appreciated!