Late as hell again, I know. School started, and it's been hectic.

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TOBI, I FUCKING KNEW IT. YOU LITTLE BITCH, I FUCKING KNEW IT. KISHIMOTO, YOU ARE TROLLING US. YOU HAVE AWAKENED THE WRATH OF MILLIONS.

XD Sorry, I just had to shout that out. (I won't be a spoiler! Read chap. 599 if you haven't if you wanna know!) But he's not fucking Madara. I know. Do not rant how he isn't. He is just going to be called that so there are no spoilers.

Don't own damn Naruto! I own my story, which I will try to update sooner!

Crysta's POV

I had a plan for Truth or Dare. And this plan was planned from the not-too-planned-start.

Dare Tobi to remove his mask. He refuses; he does whatever horrible consequence we can come up with.

If anyone can see devil horns and tail, don't worry, that's natural. Bryanna has them too.

I slipped into my room, Kakuzu unknowing of my presense."Kuzu-kun?~"I sang. He sighed, turning towards me. He raised a brow, noticing the devilish expression I had."What did you do and/or planning now?"He deadpanned. I giggled, sitting next to him."Nothing at all Kuzu-kun! Just a little idea.. To play Truth or Dare.."I said 'sweetly'. Kakuzu immediately replied, "Hell no." My expression remained the same; he was confused, probably expecting a pout and/or whining."Come on~ Me 'n Bryanna have an idea~"I said.

"What kind of idea, exactly?"He wondered. I grinned."Get Tobi's mask off. If he doesn't, he has to do the horrible consequence we can come up with."I stated. Kakuzu sighed, thinking for a minute."What kind of consequence?"He asked."Whatever sick idea we can think of. By 'we'; me, you, and your future sister-in-law."I replied.

A tiny, nearly invisible blush peeked out from under his mask at mention of the thought of us marrying.

I'll admit it, even in my devilish mood, I blushed a little too.

"And you're not going to stop bothering me until I give in, are you?"He asked."Nope." He sighed with defeat."Fine. But on three conditions."He said. I blinked."And what are they?"I wondered. He held up one finger."One; keep it under control. I am not getting my ass kicked with Leader-sama." I nodded. He held up another finger."Two; I'm playing, and I'm not going easy on you." I nodded, this time a little slower. He held up a third and final finger."And three; you owe me something." I tilted my head."Owe you what?"I wondered. Kakuzu shrugged."We'll know in the future when I ask for something."

"So we can play then?"I asked excitedly."Yes.."He deadpan sighed. I hugged the shit out of him, pulling his mask down and kissing him."You're so awesome Kuzu! I promise I owe you one, and I'll try to keep it under control!"I exclaimed. He chuckled a bit."I find that hard to believe. But whatever. If it's out of control, guess who else is in trouble besides Kisame and I?"He said. I pointed to myself."Me?" He nodded, two threads coming and wrapping around my wrists.

They pulled me so I was against Kakuzu's chest, causing me to blush, and he had the same devilish look I did.

After releasing me, I fell off the bed, unable to keep my balance out of embarrassment. He chuckled, looking down at me."When is this little game of Truth or Dare starting?"He asked, amused. I blinked."Hopefully soon. Bryanna, Dawn, and Keira should be able to convince Zetsu, Hidan, and Deidara. I just convinced you, and Autumn, Alexa, and Aeryonna are going to try and convince Kisame, Sasori, and Itachi."I explained, staring at the ceiling.

"Alright. And, may I ask, am I catching your oddities, or is it normal I swore I saw you have devil horns and a tail?"Kakuzu added. I giggled, finally sitting up."No, that's normal. Bryanna has them too, Kuzu."I said. He sighed."Why is it you're the only one that makes that nickname not as annoying?"He asked. I smirked."'Cause you love me, and I'm just that awesome." He facepalmed, calling me a crazy nut."But I'm your crazy nut!"I exclaimed.

Autumn's POV

All I have to do, is convince Kisa to let us all play Truth or Dare. Shouldn't be a problem...right?

I ran to the training grounds, finding Kisame and Itachi sparring, Aeryonna watching them on the sidelines.

...I got distracted and started watching as well, forgetting what I was here for.

Itachi blew a fireball at Kisame, him canceling it out by summoning a tidal wave. Kisame appeared to keep it in one place, surfing it with Samehada."Go, Kisa!"I cheered. He grinned before crashing it downwards towards Itachi, causing Aeryonna to tense. When the water cleared, crows flew around the whole room. Through the thick flock, there stood of what was most likely the real Itachi. Aeryonna smirked as Itachi's Sharingan activated. He lunged towards Kisame, him blocking the Uchiha's path with Samehada.

"You have lost, Kisame. I'm a second away from placing you in a Genjutsu."Itachi stated in his signature monotone. Aeryonna smirked over to me. I waited. Kisame grinned; his body turned to water and splashed to the floor. Itachi stood straight and shut his eyes as the real Kisame appeared behind him, gripping Samehada and placing it to the Uchiha's neck.

"Never underestimate Kisame Hoshigaki."Kisame said with that toothy grin of his.

I cheered, loosing my cool, running over and glomping my shark.

He chuckled, giving me a hug in return."Someone got a little excited."He said. I nodded."Suck on that, Uchiha!"I declared, pointing to Itachi. The Uchiha had wrapped an arm around Aeryonna's waist, glancing over at me."I knew from the start that it was a clone. I decided to let Kisame win as I'm usually the one that wins."He explained. Kisame and I stared at him."That's just cold."Kisame stated. I nodded in agreement."Like a piece of metal shoved in a freezer for ten years."

"And that's why you gotta love the Uchihas."Aeryonna said. I blew a raspberry, causing her and Itachi to roll their eyes. Kisame chuckled."You know, Itachi," He started, "If we're ever to have children in the future with our girls, they are deffinate rivals. I can feel it." Itachi 'hn'ed'."So you can see the future?"Aeryonna wondered."Yep." Kisame grinned.

I then remembered why I was here.

"Kisa, I must speak with you!"I declared. He chuckled, playfully tossing me over his shoulder. He carried me out of the room, into the empty living room. Everyone was out training today. I don't know why.

He placed me on the couch."What is it?"Kisame wondered. I sighed."I know you're supposed to be in charge, but can we play Truth or Dare?"I asked quickly. He gave me a look."Autumn.."He sighed. I clasped my hands together."Oh, please Kisa! I haven't played it in such a while, and it sounds so badass for a criminal organization to play it! Besides, if anything gets out of control, I promise we'll stop playing! And I'll do the impossible and love you ten times more than I do! I'll even clean any messes made!"I begged, very OOC.

He gave me a disturbed stare. Before he started laughing, of course.

"Autumn, if you have the nerve to hurt your pride, and beg, then I'll allow it. But Kakuzu has to agree, and keep your promises."Kisame said."FUCK YEAH!"I yelled, punching the air. He chuckled."That's the tomboy I know and love."He stated. I hugged the fuck out of him.

Though, a little voice was nagging me that it was a bad idea..

Megan's POV

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"...Please?"

Madara sighed, rubbing his right temple."Megan, I do love you, and am letting the Akatsuki get a puppy. There's no way I'm allowing you to play Truth or Dare."He said. I pouted."But Madara.."I whined. Madara gave me a look. I huffed, falling back onto the bed."Why so mean?"I asked. He sighed, "I'm not being mean, I'm making sure this idiotic organization stays out of trouble.."He deadpanned."But it sounds fun!"I insisted.

"Megan. Truth or Dare is a game that never turns out right in the end. It always turns out bad; someone is likely to get hurt, show, say, or do something they don't want, and everyone gets in trouble with Pein. It's just pointless."Madara explained. I sighed."But him and Konan are out, we can get away with it!"I insisted. He shook his head."Absolutely not. Besides, I know this game, it drags on. And you know what'll happen? Konan and Pein will return right in the midst of everyone playing, and everyone will get punished."He explained, "Besides, since when were you mischevious?"

I smirked."You don't know my other side. Like how 'Tobi' is just another side of you."I said darkly. He raised a brow."Oh? Do tell, Megan."He said. I sat up."I don't wanna.. After I do, I feel real bad.."I said, my bubbly self returning. Madara sighed."Otherwise, I forbid you from playing. I do not care if the others do, and get in trouble. You, however, are not getting involved." I crossed my arms."Is there any way I can convince you?"I asked.

He smirked, looming over me, causing me to blush and stare with fear/shock/confusion. He's...not going to ask for what I think he is.. Is he..? I'm only sixteen! Though, I'll be seventeen soon..

"..No. There isn't."

I mentally facepalmed.

Why am I such a pervert sometimes? I think I'm getting it from the others..

Third Person POV

Those already somewhat convinced gather in the living room."But I'm just fucking saying. If anyone attempts at making you fucking do something I don't like, someone is getting their motherfucking head chopped off. I don't care who."Hidan said to Dawn. She laughed."I love you too, Hidan."She said. Deidara smirked."But if you think about it, you can get those who're secretive to reveal their secrets, hm."He said.

"And if they don't, they have to drink some of this."

Everyone looked at the doorway, seeing Bryanna. She held a large pitcher of...some mysterious, thick, dark green liquid."What. The fucking shit. Is that?"Hidan asked. Bryanna grinned."Something of my own creation!"She said, coming over; taking a seat and placing the pitcher on the table in front of them. Keira smelled it, immediately gagging and drawing away."What the shit is in that?!"She said, covering her nose as her nostrils burned.

"Oh, just some stuff I found in the kitchen.. And outside.. All blended together!"Bryanna said innocently. Everyone gave her disturbed looks.

Then, Zetsu phased in."I drank some of it. It wasn't that bad. And that's the truth."He said."What is fucking wrong with you?!"Hidan demanded. Zetsu shrugged, coming over and taking a seat."Hey, I eat raw meat for a living. So that's nothing. Besides, I already said, it actually tastes alright."Zetsu's dark half said. Bryanna hugged him.

Then, a certain miser and his nut for a girlfriend entered the room, also taking their own seats.

"Oh, Crysta, Zetsu says calling you 'mom' is wrong and could be considered incest. So I gotta call you Onee-chan!"Bryanna said.

Everyone, but Zetsu and Crysta, gave Bryanna disturbed expressions.

"Okay, this fucking crackhouse has fucking morons with mental issues."Hidan stated. Kakuzu rolled his eyes."Look who's talking.."He deadpanned. Dawn stopped Hidan as he went to get up and attack the miser."Look, you're covered in stitches, attack people for their hearts, and love money probably more than you love her. So you shut the fuck up."Dawn said.

A chorus of 'Oooh's and Hidan's laughter sounded through the living room.

"Burn!"A new voice added. Everyone recognized it as Autumn."Autumn, stay out of this."Crysta warned, her and Dawn glaring at each other fiercely.

"I'll never understand you and your stupid methods."Another monotone voice said. It was too sarcastic to be Itachi, and it was already obvious it was Sasori.

"You stay out of this too, puppet bitch!"Crysta snapped. Sasori rolled his eyes, him and Alexa sitting in their own respective spots."I'm not even participating. I'm here to witness you morons to do stupid things to humiliate yourselves."Sasori said."That is also cold."Kisame stated.

"Not as cold as Itachi, though."Aeryonna said, her and said Uchiha entering.

"I'm not participating either, Sasori. But it's because I not only wish to watch the others get themselves embarassed, but so I don't also make a fool out of myself as well."Itachi explained. Sasori rolled his eyes."Besides, I can tell Aeryonna and Alexa aren't participating. Nor Megan."Itachi continued.

The girls knew not to bother Megan at the moment. They knew she was still talking to Tobi.

Bryanna then stood up on the table, gaining everyone's attention.

"Come up, loosen up you guys! If we make a fool of ourselves, fine. But let us have a little fun. Besides, no one is allowed to ask about or dare anything extreme. If they do, they can't play anymore. And, if someone doesn't do a dare or answer a truth, all they have to do is drink my concoction! So if you guys would just loosen up and have a little fun, you'd be awesome. More than you already are."

Everyone gawked at Bryanna. She just gave a fucking speech. An intelligent one, too.

Crysta, Autumn, Dawn, Deidara, Zetsu, and Alexa clapped. Aeryonna didn't know what to do. Keira nodded in agreement. The rest of the Akatsuki members didn't know how to react. Bryanna just grinned.

"If Bryanna just gave you guys a fucking speech, than you better let them play."Zetsu said as Bryanna sat back down. Itachi and Sasori sighed."Fine. But if anyone gets out of line, they're in trouble."Itachi warned, Sharingan spinning. Sasori looked at Alexa."Do not take a dare from someone you know will make you do something humiliating."He said. Alexa giggled, hugging Sasori."Of course, Danna. Thank you for letting me play!"She said.

Crysta grinned."Alright, then I'll start."

Everyone sighed, feeling bad for the poor sucker that she was going to choose.

/SHOT SO FUCKING MUCH FOR ENDING THE CHAPTER THERE/ Okay, I know I'm a huge jerk for ending it there.. But I promise I will get the next chapter up in no longer than two weeks. If I do take longer, you all have the right to hunt me down and murder me.

Answer:Because he's Kakuzu. Need I say more?

Q(I decided it to shorten it to just 'Q' for 'Question):Umm.. Oh, favorite thing about Hidan. Tell me why if you don't like him, though. (Jashin will burn your ass, though, if you don't.)

I have an explanation for ending the chapter there. If I included the game with this chapter, it'd be so fucking long. And I got homework to finish.. So yeah.. I had to cut it into two seperate chapters. I promise next chapter will be the Truth or Dare, and that I'll have it up before two weeks. I am so terribly sorry that you love this shitty story so much, and get so little updates now.. ;A; If you still love me and this shitty-ass story, please let me know in a review.. *Emo corner*