Updaaaaate! Q_Q I actually updated! I feel so accomplished..
Anyways, I don't own Naruto.. *CoughIowntheAkatsukithey'relockedinmybasementCough*
Third Person POV
"Truth or dare, Hidan!"
The albino scoffed, him knowing Crysta couldn't break him."Dare me, crazy bitch."He stated, folding his hands behind his head. Crysta smirked."I dare you to cut your head off."She said, crossing her arms. Hidan growled as the others laughed. He went to say no, but he realized two things. One, he'll be making himself seem like he was scared. Two, he'd have to drink the green shit Bryanna made. He groaned, grabbing his scythe.
In a quick, swift motion, he cut his own head off, it falling to the side.
"Fucking bitch!"Hidan snapped. Crysta stuck her tongue out."Dumbass.."Keira muttered. Hidan glared."Fuck you!"He snapped. Deidara wrapped an arm around her waist, pulling his girlfriend close."I'm not sharing, un."He said."You know what I fucking mean, shemale!"Hidan snapped. Dawn sighed, picking up Hidan's severed head and holding it."Should've known Crysta, Hidan."Dawn said. Hidan rolled his eyes."Yeah, yeah.. Kakuzu, truth or fucking dare."He snapped. Kakuzu facepalmed."If you think you're daring me into sewing your head back on, forget it. Truth."The miser said."Damn it!"Hidan swore. He sighed, trying to think of a truth. He then smirked evilly.
"What's your least favorite thing about crazy bitch?"
A chorus of 'Ooh's came from the others. Kakuzu blinked. He glanced at Crysta, who was staring at him."Be honest, Kuzu."Crysta stated. Kakuzu sighed."If anything, it's that she kicks in her sleep."He said. Crysta blushed with embarassment as the others laughed. She crossed her arms, earning a shrug from Kakuzu. He chuckled, "You said be honest."
"What the fuck ever.."Crysta sighed."Alright then, Crysta, truth or dare?" The fact he asked Crysta confused some of the others. Crysta laughed."Dare me."She challenged. Kakuzu seemed unimpressed."I dare you to take your hoodie off."He stated simply. Another chorus of 'Ooh's were heard as Crysta gripped her dark green hoodie."Take it off or drink the stuff, Onee-chan." Bryanna giggled. Crysta glared, blushing yet again, and slowly and reluctantly taking her hoodie off, showing the dark purple shirt she wore.
"You would dare her to take something off."Autumn said. Kakuzu and Crysta glared as the others laughed."Fine, Autumn, truth or fucking dare."Crysta challenged. Autumn smirked, folding her hands behind her head."You don't scare me. Dare, bitch."She said. Kisame sighed."Shouldn't of done that.."He deadpanned. Crysta smirked."Okay, I dare you to show everyone your scars."
Autumn's eyes widened; all eyes fell on her."What scars?"Kisame asked with a serious tone. Autumn sighed, sitting up. She lifted up her light blue shirt only to show the side of her stomache. There were rows of scars that looked as if they were huge bite marks."Got these a long time ago. I used to live in Florida, which is how Crysta and I met. I loved to surf, and got attacked by a shark on one unlucky day for me. I'm lucky to be here."Autumn explained. Aeryonna pointed."It was a great white that attacked you."She stated. Itachi smirked a bit at Aeryonna's random guess.
Autumn rolled her eyes."Smartass.."She muttered. Autumn then jumped in suprise and started to blush as Kisame felt the scars. She got a shiver down her spine, lowering her shirt and pushing his hand away."P-Please don't touch them.."She said.
Hidan and Dawn laughed.
"She got attacked by her boyfriend's fucking family!"Hidan laughed. Kisame rolled his eyes."You won't be laughing when I tear your body apart."He stated. Hidan immediately shut up while Dawn kept snickering. Autumn sighed."Itachi, truth or dare."She challenged with a smirk.
Everyone stared. The girl had some major balls to challenge Itachi.
Itachi sighed."Truth."He said in monotone. Autumn groaned."Damn it, I had a good dare for you.. Fine, umm.. Oh, why do you love Aeryonna so much?"She said. Again, the others 'Ooh'ed in unison. Aeryonna glanced at the Uchiha. He seemed unimpressed, if anything, possibly even amused at the question."I found her interesting."He stated. Sasori facepalmed."Yeah, that's real specific.."He deadpanned. Itachi glared at the puppet.
"If you must know, I slowly found her interesting during our time with the girls three years ago."
~Flashback~
Itachi watched the girl before him curiously. It was early, at least five in the morning, and she was awake. He didn't know what she was doing, since he didn't want her to know he was up as well. He watched, finally noticing the pencil in her hand.
She was drawing. But what?
Itachi was indeed curious, why someone would be drawing at such an early time. What was the girl's name again... Aeryonna.
Aeryonna then jumped slightly as she noticed the Uchiha watching her."O-Oh, sorry, did I wake you?"She apologized. Itachi shook his head."I woke on my own."He stated in monotone. Through the slight darkness, Itachi saw a shade of pink glaze over her cheeks."Okay.."She said quietly, Itachi knowing she felt embarassed. He moved beside her, looking at her drawing.
Over the entire paper were various type of Mangekyo Sharingan. Some he recognized, others he didn't.
"I see you have an interest in Sharingan."Itachi stated. Aeryonna nodded."Yeah, I've always thought Sharingan was an amazing Kekkei Genkai!"She said. Itachi nodded.
"Please, Itachi?"
The Uchiha sighed. Finally looking at her, Mangekyo Sharingan activated, and she grinned."It's..so..cool.."She stated, falling back onto the bed of the hotel room. Itachi deactivated the Sharingan, giving a small smirk.
He didn't know, but Aeryonna took note of this.
"Um..thanks for showing me your Mangekyo Sharingan, Itachi.."She mumbled, blushing lightly. Itachi 'hn'ed, nodding.
That night, Itachi was awakened by someone else grabbing onto him.
His Sharingan activated, ready to Mangekyo someone's ass. But he remembered how he was in a different world. And the someone grabbing onto him was the sleeping Aeryonna. His Kekkei Genkai deactivated, him calming himself. He sighed, ignoring the feeling of comfort he had.(1)
"Well isn't that cute~"Bryanna cooed. The very tomboyish girls, however, looked either bored or ready to barf."Why did I ever ask.."Autumn muttered. Sasori smirked."Because he chose truth. Is your memory that weak?"The puppet said. Alexa giggled and Autumn glared.
"M'kay, 'Tachi, you dare or ask someone a truth."Aeryonna said, hugging her Uchiha as she was quite happy with those memories. Itachi smirked a bit."Just remember, I wanted no part in this, Aeryonna."Itachi said. Aeryonna sighed."Just ask somone sexy weasel pants.."She said."Hidan, truth or dare."Itachi stated.
Since Hidan was still decapitated, meaning he couldn't actually do anything, it was obvious he had to pick truth.
"Jashin-damn Uchiha.. Fucking truth.."Hidan groaned."Why do you swear so much." And only Itachi could make questions into statements. The statement made some of the others laugh under their breath. Hidan rolled his eyes."Because fuck you."He snapped.
The others laughed at his responce. Some also sighed in annoyance.
"Plant-boy, truth or fucking dare."Hidan said."Dare."Zetsu's black half challenged."I dare you to bite your girlfriend." Another chorus of 'Ooh's. Zetsu immediately grabbed the pitcher of the suspicious green liquid, taking a long drink."Never would I bite Bryanna, you bastard."Zetsu snapped, wiping some of the liquid from his lip. Bryanna hugged him."Thank you Zetsu!"She chirped.
Crysta was then hit by an idea.
"Hidan, pretend your dead!"She exclaimed, pointing to the severed head in Dawn's hands."Why?"Both Hidan and Dawn asked in unison. Crysta grinned."Just do it!"
"What the fuck ever, crazy bitch.." Hidan made the dumbest face ever, attempting to look dead. Everyone laughed.
Keira, Autumn, and Bryanna knew Crysta's idea.
Crysta gasped in mock horror. She pointed to his head."OH MY JASHIN! YOU KILLED KENNY!"She claimed."You bastards!"Keira, Bryanna, Autumn, and Dawn all chorused. All of the girls broke into laughter. The boys, however, didn't know what to think of this."What the hell was that?"Kakuzu asked. Dawn held up two fingers."Two words. South Park."She stated. The girls continued laughed. The boys continued to be dumbfounded. Hidan now glared at the girls.
"You guys don't remember watching that in our world?"Alexa asked."I somewhat remember it. It was foolish and inappropriate."Itachi said. Aeryonna sighed at her Uchiha."The show is still funny as fuck."Dawn said.
"Alright, let's continue playing Truth or Dare."Zetsu's white half said."Someone better ask me, yeah.. I have some good dares plotted.."Deidara muttered. Keira chuckled."For that, Blondie, I won't pick you now. Must you be rude?"Zetsu said. Deidara facepalmed."Goddamn it, un.."He sighed."Jashin."Hidan, Dawn, and Crysta all corrected."Whatever.. Dawn, truth or dare?"Zetsu asked. Dawn smirked."Finally.. Dare, plant bitch."She challenged.
"I dare you to kiss someone in here other than Hidan."
Cue chorus of 'Ooh's.
"No way in fuck, plantass! Only I'm allowed to fucking kiss her!"Hidan snapped. Kakuzu sighed."I'll gladly sew your mouth shut."He warned. Hidan glared."I don't give two fucks!"He snapped.
Several of the others snickered at Hidan's protection/jealousy over Dawn.
"Well, Hidan, I either kiss someone, or drink that green shit and risk either dying, or getting seriously fucking ill and/or our unborn child dies."Dawn said.
Hidan didn't want Dawn kissing someone other than him. But he sure as fuck didn't want her dying, getting seriously ill, or their unborn child dying.
He sighed in annoyance."Fucking fine.. But I'm going to have to clean that mouth of yours later.."Hidan groaned."Nii-san, keep your perverted thoughts in your head!"Crysta scolded, earning some laughs. Hidan glared. Dawn propped his head on his neck, standing up. She studied everyone, thinking who would she kiss other than Hidan. The other girls, though, gave her deathful looks. She smirked, knowing who she would kiss. She walked over to the two couples sitting side by side; Deidara and Keira, Crysta and Kakuzu.
Dawn lunged at Kakuzu, forcing his mask down and planting a kiss on his lips. Everyone gawked.
Kakuzu shoved her off him, Dawn laughing. Crysta and Hidan were pissed. Kakuzu was both pissed and shocked."You. Mother. Fucker."Crysta growled. Bryanna, Autumn, and Keira all held her back as she lunged for Dawn; she, however, comfortably sat back down, folding her hands behind her head. Crysta continued her attempts of murdering Dawn, not noticing how Kakuzu was now the one to hold her back. She calmed as she was pulled into a kiss.
"Hey Dawn, would you make out with Hidan while he was decapitated?"Kisame said. Dawn shrugged as the others laughed. She grabbed Hidan's still decapitated head, starting to kiss him.
It was quite disturbing, actually.
"Why, Kisame, just why. Did you say that."Sasori deadpanned, covering Alexa's eyes. Kisame shrugged."Dawn, we need you to dare or truth somone, hm."Deidara said. Dawn flipped him off."Deidara, you just go then."Keira said. Deidara punched the air."Finally, yeah!"He cheered. He grinned over to Sasori, who sighed."Danna, truth or dare, hm?"Deidara challenged. The puppet rolled his eyes."Dare.."He sighed, just deciding to play along.
"I dare you to admit art is an explosion, un!"
Sasori glared."No way in fuck, Brat."He snapped. Deidara shrugged."That's fine, yeah."He stated. Keira grabbed the pitcher of the suspicious green liquid and held up to Sasori."Just hope you don't mind clogging up your body with this shit."Keira said. Alexa sighed."Just say it, Danna, it won't hurt.. Too much, anyways.."She said. Sasori groaned, glaring at the two."Art...is a fucking...explosion.."He said slowly. Deidara grinned, sitting back.
"I'm going to rip my tongue out, and replace it with a new one.."Sasori deadpanned. Alexa gasped."No, Danna! This is not an M-rated place!"She scolded. Autumn scoffed."Bitch please, this is the Akatsuki. They're too fucking epic for 'ratings'."She said. Kisame chuckled at his girlfriend. Sasori rolled his eyes."Bryanna, truth or dare.."He sighed, wanting no part in this."Dare!"Bryanna challenged."Fine.. I dare you to be OOC."Sasori said.
Everyone, who wasn't kissing someone else, looked at Bryanna.
She sighed."Okay.. You dared it.." She got up and left."Crysta, stop eating Kakuzu's face and listen."Keira said. Crysta, reluctantly, listened."What?"She asked, seeming slightly dazed."Bryanna was dared to be OOC. Why did she leave the room?"Alexa asked Crysta facepalmed, laughing."You'll see.. You'll all see.."She said in a creepy voice that sent chills down some of the others' spines.
Everyone then looked, seeing Bryanna in the doorway.
In her hands were very large scissors. She held the scissors up, eyes widened in a scary way with a grin creepy enough to compete Orochimaru. She giggled, sounding like either the sweetest, or the evilest.
"I am so glad we're all friends! If we weren't, I'd have to smash your skulls into pavement! And one more thing...if I see you near my Zetsu-kun.. I WILL FUCKING TEAR YOUR THROATS OUT! Okay~?"Bryanna said, her voice going from sweet to evil. Everyone stared with wide eyes. Even Hidan and Dawn stopped their make-out session to gawk at the brunette."You just had to dare her to be OOC.."Keira deadpanned. Bryanna dropped the scissors with a giggle.
"Me being OOC would be being a total yandere. And Onee-chan said if I were yandere, kinda like she already is, my weapon would be scissors!"Bryanna explained. Everyone was either confused, freaked out, or, if they're Zetsu, thought that was kinda hot."Okay, anyways, Kakuzu truth or dare?"Bryanna asked, sitting back down next to Zetsu. Kakuzu sighed."Dare, I guess.."He said. Bryanna grinned, "I dare you to sew Hidan's head back on!"
"FUCK YEAH!"Hidan yelled. Kakuzu groaned, going over and taking the head from Dawn's hands, earning a hiss from her. He rolled his eyes. He quickly reattatched Hidan's head, sitting back down.
Then the unexpected happened.
Tobi flew out of nowhere, landing on Deidara. The blonde groaned."Tobi, fuck off, yeah!"He snapped."Hi sempai! Tobi came out to play with everybody!"Tobi declared. Everyone groaned.
Except Crysta and Bryanna. This was their chance.
Crysta whispered something to Kakuzu. He gave her a questioning look, but shrugged, deciding to play along.
Soon Megan joined the others as well, her seeming quite happy."Why are you so happy?"Keira deadpanned. Megan shrugged."Don't know, just am!"She said. Keira and Deidara rolled their eyes. Crysta nudged Kakuzu."Alright, alright, Crysta, truth or dare?"He said. Crysta grinned, "Dare dare dare!" The others were confused, and worried, about her enthusiasm of getting a dare."I..dare you to take my turn, I guess.." Everyone did a double-take. Bryanna then grinned knowing what as going on."I told him to do that.."Crysta giggled.
"Tobi, truth..or dare.."Crysta asked, her tone going sinister. Megan noticed this, about to warn Tobi about-"Dare, Crysta-chan!" ..Too late. He did the stupid, taking a dare from Crysta.
To everyone's confusion, Crysta and Bryanna stood up, both with devilish looks.
"We dare you to let us take your mask off."They said in perfect unison with dark voices. It sent shivers down some of the others spines. Deidara, Hidan, and the rest of the girls other than Megan grinned over to him. Tobi sat there, staring. Everyone swore they saw a red glow come from Tobi's eyehole."Um..no, Crysta-chan, Tobi can't you.."Tobi said, his voice sounding slightly..off.
"TOO BAD!"The sisters yelled, pouncing on him."Deidara, get over here and pin him down!"Crysta ordered as Tobi struggled. Deidara did so, Tobi now completely spazzing. Megan attempted to intervene, but was held back by Keira."No, don't do this!"Megan yelled. Keira smirked, putting a hand over Megan's mouth.
"Kisame, Kakuzu, I think you should stop this."Itachi stated. Zetsu stood."Bryanna, get off him."Zetsu ordered, but in a nice way. Bryanna pouted, releasing Tobi's legs, that no one knows how she could hold down. But that allowed Tobi to start kicking furiously as Deidara and Crysta were still on him. And he kicked the table, sending it flying into the wall and shattering. The pitcher of suspicious green liquid broke, spilling it everywhere.
Hidan and Dawn found this all hilarious. Kakuzu looked pissed.
But then, Tobi kicked Bryanna. It was right in her side, slamming her onto the wall. She started coughing furiously. Zetsu wasn't too happy."Kisame. Kakuzu. Stop this. Now."Zetsu's black half growled. The two got up, Kisame prying off Deidara, and Kakuzu wrapping threads around Crysta's limbs and pulling her off. Keira released Megan. She wasn't getting in trouble. Tobi got up, dashing from the room.
Alexa placed a hand over her mouth in shock as she watched Bryanna; barely able to stay on her hands and knees, starting to cough up blood. Zetsu picked her up bridal style, looking at Sasori. The puppet nodded, knowing to follow into the medical room. Alexa followed them as well. Crysta struggled as Kakuzu's threads still held her."Let me the fuck go! I am going to fucking murder Tobi!"She demanded."No, Crysta. You've done enough already."Kakuzu said
Crysta shot death glares at Dawn and Hidan, who were still laughing.
"Shut the fuck up! My sister is hurt you fucking assholes!"Crysta snapped. The two stared in shock at her. She then glared at Kakuzu."Kakuzu, you let me the fuck go, now. Or Jashin have mercy on your soul, I will fucking be pissed at you if you do not let me fucking down. I want. To see. My. Sister."Crysta snarled.
That was the first time ever that anyone saw Crysta snap at Kakuzu.
Before he could release her, the door opened. And two leaders walked in.
...They were all fucked.
(1) The two flashbacks for Aeryonna and Itachi were chapter ideas..that I just thought of now. ._. Seriously, Akatsukittens was such a piece of shit.. I don't understand why so many of you love it!
Anyways, there you have it, peeps! My suckish update! And here's the new plan: Updates will now be on weekends, and on rare occasions, possibly weekdays. And you don't have to worry, the next few chapters I have planned out, so you shouldn't be waiting too long for updates.
Answer:He's motherfucking hilarious. With all his raging. XD Sometimes I believe Hidan could be me long lost brother from a different universe.
Q:Favorite thing about Itachi? (He'll Amaterasu your ass if you don't like him.)
Oh, and if you're reading this, which I always appreciate, comment on this quote in your reviews: "What if, in a parallel universe, anime was real. And your favorite characters wrote fanfictions about you." I'd say, "...Da fuq?" Because, think about it. Your favorite anime characters. Writing fanfictions about you. And..just think about the shipping wars they'd have.. ._. Lawlz, anyways, I'll see you peeps next update!