FAST UPDATE! LIKE A HUSS! I mean boss.. (I will love you for-fucking-ever even more if you got that reference as well.) All these references are coming from something I've been getting into lately. You wanna check it out, look it up at your own risk. It's called Homestuck. It's really really complicated, and you gotta really like reading.. Just a warning for those who actually wanna check it out.
Anyways, I still don't own Naruto..
"Well, for one thing, you gotta go outside in the scorching heat, and freezing cold just to do your business."
"Yeah.. And you gotta have sensitive hearing.. Like I already have.."
"So true. Oh! And you gotta risk getting an abusive owner!"
"Yep. Animal abusers are my forever-enemies.."
"What the fuck are you two talking about?"
Crysta and Bryanna looked up at Zetsu, who just phased from the floor. Bryanna giggled."We're talking about the pros and cons about being a dog!" Zetsu facepalmed, though chuckling a bit."Yeah, Bryanna and I have been passing time in here since she can't really get up and do anything, and I've been bored this morning."Crysta said. Zetsu looked at Crysta at the lack of happiness in her tone."You sound upset. What's your problem?"Zetsu wondered. Crysta shrugged."Just with all the shit going on, getting in trouble, I guess."She said. Bryanna pouted."Kakuzu broke her.."She said.
Zetsu sighed."You still upset with that?"He asked. Crysta smirked."Even if I was, that doesn't mean he's not leaving that couch."She said. Bryanna and Zetsu laughed."That's the Crysta we know. By the way, Crysta, you gonna come out and eat?" Crysta went to say no, but her stomache acted first by growling loudly. She blushed a bit."Yeah.. See ya' later, Bryanna."She said. As she left, Zetsu came over to Bryanna's bedside. He helped her sit up without hurting her too much."And I brought your breakfast."He said, handing her the plate of food he had in his hands. Bryanna grinned."I feel so special."
Crysta entered the kitchen, finding Autumn, Kisame, Dawn and Hidan."'Sup, crazy bitch? You still being a depressed fucker?"Hidan said. Crysta laughed a little."No, I'm not being a 'depressed fucker'. Besides, I was just a little upset is all."She said. Kisame and Autumn glanced at each other. Crysta noticed this."What?"She asked. The two looked at her, grinnnig."Nothing."They said in unison.
"You're thinking something. Now tell me."
"Nope."
"Tell me."
As the three argued over something stupid, they didn't notice Kakuzu enter the room. Though, Crysta stopped, feeling another presence. She turned, frowing a bit. Kakuzu sighed."Are you still upset?"He asked, walking over to her. She glanced away."Maybe.."She mumbled. Dawn facepalmed, knowing this would be another stupid conversation.
"Why can't you stop being upset? I'm sorry, alright?"He insisted. Crysta looked at him."I will.. After everyone's punishment missions later. Then I will."She said. Autumn snorted."I think you could consider that as a burn."She muttered."No. You can't."Dawn said. Autumn sighed.
Later, everyone looked over a scroll. The girls, of course, could only stare stupidly at the pretty pictures, as they couldn't understand Japanese."Some of us are going on more severe missions. However, the ones that behaved the most, are going on simple item retrieval from a village or two."Itachi explained to Aeryonna. She nodded."Who's going where?"She asked.
"Kakuzu, me, and Hidan are on an assasination mission which'll take a few days. Deidara, Crysta, Autumn, and Megan are going to two villages for supplies. Tobi, Itachi, Dawn and Sasori are also going to retrieve a few items. Aeryonna, Keira, and Alexa and Zetsu are remaining here with Bryanna. Though, Aeryonna, Keira, and Alexa will be going on a different mission with Itachi and Sasori after they return."Kisame explained.
Sasori sighed from his seat."You gotta be kidding."He deadpanned. Aeryonna shrugged."Leader-sama's orders, Sasori."She said.
Later, all who were sent on missions left.
And as they did, Bryanna shuddered. Zetsu looked at her."What's wrong?"His white half wondered."Don't know.. I just..got this chill up my spine. And..I feel like something bad's gonna happen."She explained. Zetsu shrugged."It was probably nothing. Besides, Autumn's usually the one to predict when something bad is gonna happen, oddly enough."He said. Bryanna nodded."Yeah.. But.. I just don't feel right with everyone leaving and seperating like this."She said.
"Everything will be fine. What could go wrong?"
The question that dooms everyone as soon as it's spoken.
"So, Kuzu.. I see you really fucked up with crazy bitch."Hidan said as the three left. Kakuzu sighed."Don't start, Hidan. And stop calling her that."He said. Hidan shrugged."Just saying. Besides, she doesn't give two fucks about the nickname."
"Well I do. And I want you to stop calling her that."Kakuzu snapped in reply. Kisame sighed."How about we all shut up?"He said. Kakuzu and Hidan glared at each other before looking away."And Kakuzu. Crysta's not gonna be mad at you forever. She actually doesn't want to be, Autumn and I can tell."Kisame said. Kakuzu glanced at him. Kisame grinned.
Hidan gagged."Stop being lovey-dovey pansies. Deal with your shit when we go fucking home. Not when I'm here."He groaned. Kakuzu glared at him."You want me to break your neck and leave you here to rot?"He snapped."I fucking hate you too, Kuzu."Hidan replied.
Kisame sighed. This was gonna be a long assasination mission.
"I feel so..badass."
Deidara chuckled at Crysta. The girls learned the reason Pein and Konan went out. They were making the girls their own Akatsuki 'outfits'. She twirled in her new cloak."Seriously. All I need is a jingly hat."She continued.
Megan studied herself. Instead of a cloak, she was specifically made a sleeveless top, with a collar that could shield her mouth like a cloak, that stopped a little over her bellybutton; a skirt that came to her knees as well. Both with the Akatsuki cloak design.
Autumn also had her own special outfit. Hers was a collarless, long-sleeve top with a skort. Since she hated skirts, but a pair of shorts with the cloak design would also look stupid, she got a skort.
Crysta was okay with just a cloak. But her cloak had a hood instead of a long, face-concealing collar.
"Leader-sama said we're lucky he didn't keep our outfits from us as punishment, too."Megan said."Good thing he didn't. I feel awesome."Crysta said. Autumn chuckled."We get it, Crysta. So do I."She said. Deidara smirked."Well, now we can go to the village like badasses, yeah."He said. Autumn kept pulling at the skirt."But I feel girly.."She said."So? Even badass chicks wear skirts. It's easier to move around in."Crysta explained. Autumn nodded."That's kinda true."
The shorts part of her skort had a single pocket. And in it was her phone. Even Megan's skirt had a pocket, but it was hidden.
"Hey, are your phones on, hm? The others said to make sure they're on when we're out."Deidara said. Autumn and Megan checked."Mine's on."Autumn said. Megan nodded."Mine too."She agreed."I know mine's off, I'll turn it on in a bit."Crysta said. Deidara and the girls gave her a look. She shrugged."What? Autumn and Megan have their phones on, mine being off won't hurt anyone."She said. Autumn sighed."She has a point. As long as mine and Megan's stay on, and don't die, we should be fine."She said.
"Whatever, yeah. It's not my problem if someone texts you, and they freak out because you don't reply."Deidara said. Crysta shrugged."Everyone knows I'm not a phone person. I hate phones."She admitted. The three facepalmed.
They four soon entered the rain village. The rain poured on them, them all wishing they had hoods.
Crysta did. But she purposely left it down since she liked rain.
"Pein-in-the-ass, turn down this Jashin-damn rain!"Autumn barked to the sky. The rain seemed to pour down even harder in reply. She groaned, hugging herself as the rain was cold."I think you got him mad.."Megan said. Autumn glared at the sky. Deidara then looked at Crysta."You have a hood.. Why isn't it up, hm?"He asked. Crysta shrugged."I just like the rain."She said."I don't! Let me have your cloak!"Megan said. Crysta shook her head."Sorry, Megan, but I need my cloak."She said. Megan groaned, wishing she could've went with Tobi, Sasori, Itachi and Dawn instead.
Megan sighed as she kept falling behind a bit. She tried catching up, but someone stopped her. She jumped a bit in suprise. It was a man with a grey hood up who also wore glasses, Megan could see."Sorry I startled you, miss, but I see you and your friends are in the pouring rain. I only have one umbrella you could have, but it's still something."The man explained, his voice slightly familiar. Megan smiled, not noticing the familiar sound in the man's voice."Oh, thank you so much, sir!"She said as she was handed a grey umbrella.
Megan ran over, catching up with the others. The man chuckled darkly."No..thank you, Akatsuki.."He muttered, disappearing in the shadows.
"Guys, this nice man gave me an umbrella!"Megan said, opening the large umbrella. It was big enough to barely shield three people. Megan held it and Autumn and Deidara ran underneath."Who gave it to you?"Autumn asked. Megan turned to where she met the man, but he was gone."Huh..he must've left."She said. Deidara looked over as well."I don't like this, hm.. Seems pretty fishy.."He said. Autumn snorted, as she thought of Kisame.
Crysta shrugged."Hey, a guy was being cool and gave us an umbrella."She said. She then finally pulled her hood up."And I decided to put my hood up, since I'll look dark and mysterious."
The four got what they needed, and left for the other village they needed to go to.
Autumn kept looking to the sides and behind them as they walked on a dirt path surrounded by woods.
"What's wrong, Autumn?"Megan wondered. Autumn sighed."I don't know, I feel like we're being watched, and something bad is gonna happen."She said. The girls got closer to Deidara as they suddenly all felt watched. Deidara looked around, a hand in his pouch of clay. Crysta turned her phone on, going to send a message to her sister.
They all stopped when a black shadow dashed through the trees."Show yourself, un!"Deidara barked.
The girls gasped and jumped back when something white, and slithery burst from the ground, restricting Deidara's arms and legs. His hand-mouth only got a small bit of clay, barely big enough to make a bomb. But he then felt two fingers jab the back of his neck hard, knocking him out.
The girls were then dragged away, their yells and cries echoing through the trees.
Back at the base, Bryanna recieved a text message. Zetsu handed her, her phone."It's from Crysta."She said, opening the message. What it said sent a chill up her spine.
Bry, feels we're being watched over herreee
*Dodges all the bricks chucked at me* I know, cliffhanger! You must all hate me now. ;A; I promise the next update will be up.. And will have explanations!
A:Well, he's a badass shark with a badass sword that will eat your not-as-badass-as-him chakra. Plus he's just awesome.
Q:Favorite thing about Leader-sama/Pein? (*Almighty Push the haters*)
Well..there's chapter 26, we finally passed Akatsukittens! Awesome for quick update? Yes. Evil for suspenseful cliffhanger? Also yes. *Hit in the head with a brick* Just..go..review..please.