I hope you peeps enjoyed that cliffhanger. *Troll face* XD But really, here's this damn update.

Naruto ain't mine.

Crysta's POV

Oh, today was just lovely.

First, we get to go through Ame in punishment for truth or dare. Then on the way to the next village, we get kidnapped by a completely fucking gentle pedo-snake bitch. Yeah, life is great.

I'm ready to do a fucking acrobatic pirouette off the edge and shoot myself.(1) I'm so pissed off I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.

I growled, yelled, argued, struggled, bit, and kicked until I had a headband tied around my mouth, and a kunai pointed to my neck. I glared at Kabuto as he smirked down at me. I was struggling the most, so he had to drag me while the others were restricted and carried by giant white snakes. Autumn struggled within the snakes grasp."Kabuto, I am going to eat your throat! I swear to fucking Ja-" Autumn was cut off as the snake's tail went up and wrapped around her mouth. I snickered, ignoring the glare from her.

Megan then gasped quietly as a storm rolled in, and thunder boomed. She nervously looked up at the sky, eyes wide. She looked ready to cry when lightning flashed; she cringed, squeezing her eyes shut and trembling. Kabuto chuckled darkly at this.

By the time we arrived at their base, I was ready to kill Kabuto.

All I needed was a Poké ball-oh wait, wrong show.(2)

We all could only watch as from the darkness of the lab we were in, two figures stood. I grimaced as a certain pedo-snake and duck-ass Uchiha entered. Orochimaru grinned."Well, well, well, what do we have here?"He hissed, approaching us. Kabuto bowed."Well, Lord Orochimaru, these were those chakra-less girls we've been observing with the Akatsuki for some time."He said. I saw Autumn roll her eyes. Orochimaru studied us with that sick grin still stuck to his face.

Autumn glared at him, the snake still having it's tail wrapped around her mouth. I was both disgusted and pissed off. Megan was piss her pants scared.

"This one must've put up a fight. A headband is around her mouth and you're personally holding her wrists. As well as the other one with the snake tail around her mouth."Orochimaru said. Kabuto glared at me as I attempted at flipping them off. But my hands were still held behind my back.

I watched him approach Megan."And this one is barely even restrained at all, other than the snake holding her.." She froze completely as his tongue slithered out of his mouth and flicked around her face. Autumn and I glared death daggars at the snake.

Then, to our luck, Sasuke approached us.

"They're from the Akatsuki, correct?"He asked, having the same monotone as Itachi. Aeryonna would've been swooning. Autumn and me, no. Just death glares, but just as friendly. Orochimaru sucked his tongue back in his mouth with a sick slurp sound. We all shuddered."Don't worry, Sasuke, you'll get to question them all you want."Orochimaru assured, returning to his side. He looked at Kabuto."Kabuto, keep them in a cell for now." Kabuto nodded.

More dragging, only this time across a hard, stone floor. And then thrown into a cell.

I ripped the headband from my mouth, whipping it at him. Anger filled me when he caught it with ease, and smirked as if to tease me. I ran at the bars, gripping them until my knuckles were white.

"Kabuto, you fucking pokemon. You better fucking listen to me. Kidnapping us was your damn death wish. Not only will the Akatsuki come and kick your ass and rescue us, oh no, you will be smited for fucking with Jashin followers. You motherfucking hear me? You will be fucking murdered. Slowly. And motherfucking. Painfully."I barked.

He pushed up his glasses."Whatever you say." And with that, Kabuto disappeared down the hall. I growled before letting out a scream. I punched the wall, knowing I would re-open the scars from punching many walls in the past from my temper. And as I expected, blood ran down my hand. I cringed slightly before falling back onto the floor and glaring up at the ceiling.

Autumn sighed."Crysta, calm the hell down. We don't need you being a pissy bitch when Megan's scared shitless, and I'm also fucking pissed."She snapped. I just stared up at the ceiling, not even glancing at her or Megan.

But...deep down, I was just terrified. Terrified for all of our safety.

Third Person POV

Deidara rushed to the base as soon as he regained consciousness. When he arrived, it felt like a ghost town, only Zetsu's, Pein's, and Konan's chakra detectable. Damn it, no one's back yet.. He thought. He ran as fast as he could to the office, getting stopped by Zetsu."Jeez, Deidara, calm down. What's your problem? And where are the girls?"He said. Deidara shook his head."I'll explain later, yeah! I gotta get to Leader and Konan!" And with that Deidara ran past.

Zetsu stared as he ran."Something isn't right. Where are the fucking girls." Zetsu phased into the floor, reappearing in the medical room."Hey, Zetsu, what's wrong? You seem worried."Bryanna said as Zetsu walked to the bedside. Zetsu sighed, "Deidara just returned, and he looked worried and was in a hurry. And the girls werent's with him." Bryanna's eyes widened. She sat up, looking ready to stand."Bryanna, we can't do anything. And you still have to rest."Zetsu said, keeping her from standing. She stared, sighing and finally laying back down."I hope they're okay.."

Pein and Konan stared at the blonde before them. Deidara stepped back as Pein stood."I'm going to contact the others. They are to return as fast as possible, finish their missions another time. And when they do, we're going to go over what we're going to do about this."He said, his voice cold. He concentrated, sending his hologram to all the others.

Kakuzu sighed as he watched Hidan perform his ritual to the man they had to asassinate. Kisame sat a few feet away, replacing the bloody wrappings around Samehada. All three glanced over as they noticed the chakra hologram belonging to Pein.

Kakuzu narrowed his eyes."What's the problem, Leader-sama?"He asked. The fuzzy hologram voice replied, "You are to return to the base as fast as possible. Something important has come up."

"What happened?"Kisame wondered. The hologram sighed."I don't wish to alarm any of you. But it involves some of the girls." And with that, the hologram disappeared with a static noise. Hidan sighed, pulling his pike from his chest."What'd Leader-bitch want? I wasn't fucking listening.."He asked. Kakuzu and Kisame stood."Something's hapened to some of the girls."Kakuzu stated. Hidan shot up."What?! Who!"He demanded.

Kakuzu turned."He didn't say. But we're leaving. Now."

Hidan tried catching up as Kisame and Kakuzu shot off."You guys don't even know who the fuck it is!"Hidan called as he was still lagging behind."It doesn't matter. Leader wants us back now."Kakuzu said. He had a bad feeling.

~Back with the girls

It felt like an eternity they've sat in the cell, waiting in silence. Crysta finally decided to break the silence, "What's your best memory?" The others glanced up at her. Autumn, who was massaging her temples, gave her a questioning look."And where did that come from?"She asked. Crysta shrugged."Trying to brighten the mood.."

"Well, it's hard to brighten the mood when we're sitting in a cell somewhere."Autumn snapped. Megan, who was silent since they arrived, spoke up, "When we went to the water park the one year." The two remembered what she was talking about, cracking a smile."Yeah, like when we went to the big water slides. Crysta was hyperventilating when she finished the all enclosed shoot."Autumn said. Crysta glared."You try going through a water shoot that's pitch black, meaning you can't see the turns or the drop at the end, water shooting in your face the whole tiime."She said.

Megan giggled a little, Autumn smirking."I remember beating Dawn at that food eating race we had."Autumn said."Yeah, and our race down the lazy river. And Bryanna flipped over, and she got to meet that hot lifegaurd."Crysta said, laughing at the memory. Autumn 'ooh'ed."You called someone hot other that Kakuzu, I'm telling."She said with an immature tone. Crysta rolled her eyes."No one's hotter than Kuzu."

"Except Kisa."Autumn replied. Crysta scoffed, "Bitch please. Just wait until Kuzu hears this." The girls laughed, almost forgetting where they were. After they finished their laughter, it fell silent. Megan jumped when they heard footsteps. She crawled into the far corner, starting to tremble. Crysta and Autumn were scared to death as well, but they had their own pride and didn't show it.

Kabuto appeared, the smirk they all hated stuck on his face. Autumn and Crysta stood when he opened the cell.

"Orochimaru wants to..experiment with one of you at a time. He first wants the one with the most piercings." All eyes fell on Crysta."Why me? He jealous of my sexy piercings?"She asked. Kabuto's expression didn't change."It's the fact you have so many piercings is what he finds interesting." She glared death daggars as Kabuto approached her. As he got closer, she made a break for the opening. But it was useless as she'd get caught anyways, and she did.

Kabuto held her hands behind her back. He glanced at Autumn."You're next." Autumn snarled.

The two could only watch as Kabuto dragged Crysta down the hall, her profanities starting to die down as they got farther down the hall. Internally, Crysta was scared. And she was killing Kabuto, Orochimaru, and Sasuke brutally in her mind.

Back at the cell, the other two only stared at the cell door. All three worried for each other for what was to come.

(1) Homestuck reference. Booyeah.

(2) Bad joke is bad. XD

Short chapter after such a long cliffhanger. And then another cliffhanger anyways. You're all very welcome. *Has more bricks chucked at me* I'M SORRY, OKAY?

A:Anywhozal, because: he's an awesome leader, his piercings are hawt, and he has an awesome name.

Fun Fact:I started getting piercings and wanting more before I even knew who Pein was. I currently have three piercings in each ear. The piercings I gave to my character are the piercings I want to get in the future. Plus more.

Q:Last, but most certainly not least, favorite thing about everyone's favorite girl from the Akatsuki, Konan? (Haters recieve OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAND paper cuts.)

So, next update will probably be up quicker than it took this one... I hope. ._. If you people are still reading, and didn't give up on me, good for you! Because I didn't die, and school's just a bitch that ruins everything.. And guess what? HAPPY (late) ANIVERSARY! Last Friday, it was exactly one year after Akatsukittens was first published. Here we are, one year later, not even half way into the sequel. I wanted to update last Friday, but...didn't. Sorry 'bout that.. Anyways, here we are now! Review if you still love me and this story!