I haven't updated.. In over a month.. I feel horrible. I sorry guise, don't hate meh. ;-; I won't go in full rant as of why right now so you can just go read the chapter. I might rant a little at the bottom, though.

I haven't gained the ownage of Naruto in the time I was gone.

Third Person POV

Dawn awoke with a start. She put her hand over her stomache, feeling horribly sick. She stumbled to the bathroom, collapsing to the floor and lifted the toilet lid up, already feeling some vomit starting to come up. After a few coughs, up came the throw-up. When she had nothing else to give, she used a wash cloth to wipe any stray vomit off her lips and nose."That's the fucking last time I ever eat my own cooking.." She muttered, throwing the wash cloth in the overfull clothes hamper. She sighed. It was Hidan's turn to do the damn laundry, and, surprise surpise, it's fucking piling up and overflowing from the basket. Dawn hissed in her thoughts. Since it was in the middle of the night, Dawn estimated two or three o'clock, and had no more plans to sleep, she grabbed the basket handle, dragging it into the hall.

As she passed through her room, she checked to make sure Hidan was still asleep. He was, and as Dawn states, "He's such an annoying bastard when woken up sometimes," and Dawn didn't even want to talk to him at the moment.

So she walked right past, trying to ignore the urge to cut his head off with her scythe. Or maybe just to make him even madder, use his own scythe. Deffinately something I'll save for another time.. She walked through the halls, going into the other side of the Akatsuki base.

There were different parts of the base, the girls learned. The downstairs was like the "house" part, having the kitchen, living room, etc., but also had a large room the Akatsuki met at for meetings. Under that was a huge underground training area, the basement, and was the biggest part of the base. Part of the underground was a giant, explosion-proof room that Pein developed for Deidara to practice in; though, he rather use it as everyone's morning wake-up call explosion room. The upstairs consisted of bedrooms and offices. But there were two halves of the upstairs. The half that actually got used, the Akatsuki members' bedrooms and offices for private meetings, and then the completely empty other half. Hidan uses three of the rooms for rituals, Sasori started to use one so Alexa wouldn't have to watch him make puppets and another one of the abandonded rooms held the washer and dryer. Some of the rooms are also locked, having some of the members secrets in there. The rest were empty.

Translation: The Akatsuki base was just a big, complicated clubhouse full of surprises.

Dawn tossed the clothes in the washer, not feeling like returning to her room when finished. Instead, she suddenly felt curious of the empty rooms, and the secrets they could hold. There was a hallway full of rooms to be explored, so she assumed it would keep her busy a while.

But she realized that she could be wasting her time, since they would obviously be empty.

She decided to take her chances. After all, she was simply curious to see if they held anything interesting in them.

Not surprising to her, the first few she checked were either completely empty, or locked. She was mad that some were locked, since it meant someone was trying to keep something from the others. Maybe Pein has a locked room full of hentai. Dawn thought, laughing to herself as she grabbed another doorknob. It opened, and she only opened it a crack to notice a light shining. She paused. Someone's in there..

Again, she took her chances.

Dawn peeked in, not expecting to see what she found. When her eyes adjusted to the darkness, she learned it was..some kind of library. And a big one at that. The top shelves of books were just out of Dawn's reach. And she was the second tallest of the girls.

In order of tallest to shortest for the girls; Autumn, Dawn, Bryanna, Megan, Keira, Aeryonna, Alexa, Crysta.

Autumn and Dawn sometimes like to lean on Crysta, like resting their arm on her shoulder or head and just leaning on her, to tease her about her short stature.

Back to the subject at hand.

Dawn quietly stepped in, looking around for anyone. She didn't see anyone, but the light she saw was coming from the back of the large room. She walked through the pathway that had rows of shelves of books on both sides. There was a turn at the end, which where the light was coming from. Dawn peeked around the corner, not expecting that the person in the reading space was Crysta. She sat there on the floor, leaning against the wall, a serious expression on her face as she read a thick book, a shining lightbulb above her head. On the other side of this little room was a table with only two chairs at it. Crysta looked up when she finally noticed Dawn.

"Why are you in here?" Crysta asked, putting a bookmark on the page she left off on and shutting her book. Dawn shrugged."I woke up from being sick, threw the laundry in the washer and got curious of these empty rooms." She admitted. Then, she asked, "Why are you awake?"

"If I sleep all day from an ear infection, I wake up in the middle of the night. And since I didn't want to lay in a medical bed for hours, I came here to read." Crysta explained. Dawn facepalmed."You're supposed to be resting, dumbass.." She deadpanned, taking a chair from the table. She faced the back toward Crysta, so Dawn could rest on the back of it as she sat at the backwards chair. Dawn said, "I didn't know you liked reading."

Crysta snorted."Then you obviously don't know me at all. That's something Kakuzu and I have in common. This is his library." Dawn deadpanned, "Why am I not surprised."

"'Cause you're not a very enthusiastic person." Crysta stated. She snickered at Dawn's glare. Said blonde stood up and stretched."I'm going to snoop around some more. You should really get your ass back to the medical room." She said. Crysta groaned, "It hurt to just walk here, I don't feel like making another trip to the medical room.."

"What if I woke up Kakuzu?" Dawn asked with a smirk. Crysta immediately shook her head."He wouldn't be happy if he knew I wasn't resting."

"But if you won't go back to the medical room, and end up stuck here the rest of the night, he'd find you in here anyways." Dawn countered. Crysta sat and thought for a minute, then facepalming."Jashin-fucking-damnit." Dawn sighed, "I'll help you to the damn medical room."

"..Please?" Dawn put Crysta's arm around her shoulders, her other hand occupied by carrying the book she was reading. Crysta seemed to wince in pain if she took a step on her left leg too hard. Dawn sighed, "And this is why you rest when you need to."

"Shut up.." Crysta muttered. After she was back in her bed, she put ear drops in her infected ear, saying she forgot to earlier. Dawn rolled her eyes, making her way back to the empty part of the base once again.

But was stopped by a tiny snarl.

Dawn looked down at her feet. There was a small black puppy biting at her pants. She chuckled, not knowing if the puppy was playing or trying to act tough. She kneeled down, making the puppy bark. Dawn shushed it, scratching behind its ear and immediately gaining its trust."So you're that dog Tobi wanted to get for Megan. I'll admit, you're cute." Dawn said. The puppy jumped in her lap, attacking her face with puppy kisses. She grabbed him, placing him back on the floor and standing up."Go back to your room." Dawn ordered, pointing to Tobi and Megan's door, which was cracked open.

The puppy sat down, looking up at her with a tilted head. Dawn facepalmed.

"Speck, come here."

Dawn jumped, recognizing Madara's voice. The puppy turned, running to the said Uchiha that stood in his bedroom doorway. He picked Speck up, petting him, then placing him in the room and shutting the door behind him. He leaned against the wall, arms crossed."Why are you awake?" He wondered. Dawn shrugged."Woke up vomiting. Took out the laundry Hidan didn't do." She admitted. She stood motionless, expressionless face as Madara started to circle around her, as if strategizing a way to attack her any moment.

"So, how's the pregnancy? Can Hidan sense the baby's chakra yet?" Madara questioned. Dawn paused for a minute."No, Hidan never said anything about his or her chakra yet. I didn't think you can even sense chakra from an unborn child." She said. Madara chuckled."Oh, but you can. Although, considering Hidan's smarts, he probably won't notice it for maybe another month or so. But I am powerful enough to sense the chakra forming right now as we speak. You and Hidan are going to have a strong child, I can tell." He started back to his bedroom.

Before entering, he said, "Or maybe I mean children. I won't ruin the surprise, I'll be nice."

And with that, he returned to his bedroom, the sound of their puppy whimpering at the door a few seconds before it went completely quiet again.

Dawn placed a hand on her stomache."My unborn kid or kids has chakra. I'll be dead in a few months." She said to herself, making her way through the halls again.

She wasn't done exploring.

Fortunately, she remembered all the doors she already checked. The news ones she checked consisted of another locked door, two empty rooms, and two of Hidan's three ritual rooms. Finally, she found another large room that had something inside.

Sasori's second workshop, other than the one in his room.

And, considering it wasn't locked, it had to of been occupied when Dawn found it.

She entered, the smell of blood and decay worse than in Hidan's ritual rooms. She can handle only so much, so she pulled her shirt up to block the lower half of her face, including her nose. She walked through the room, taking in the gruesome surroundings.

There a lond table against the wall that stretched, covered in puddles of blood, tools, heaps of wood and weapons. Hanging from the ceiling was maybe only a tenth of Sasori's puppet collection.

"Give me one good reason I shouldn't turn you into a puppet right now."

Dawn spinned around, seeing that Sasori was in his workshop. She then smirked."No one would be happy with that. You'd get in huge trouble, and possible relationship issues with Alexa." She stated. Sasori narrowed her eyes at her."You're just much of a smartass as Hidan." He snapped. Dawn put a hand over her heart."I'm flattered, Sasori. That's the first time you've ever complimented me and Hidan."

"Yeah, and the last. Now get out of my workshop. Now." Dawn flicked her hair at him on her way out, earning a death glare. There were few rooms left, one being Hidan's last ritual room, and more empty ones. She sighed in frustration. Then yawned."I'm going back to bed, fuck all those empty rooms that wasted my time." She muttered to herself, crossing her arms as she made her way back to her room.

But stopped when she heard the washer beep.

There's no way it was that fast. Dawn thought, turning around. But, it turns out, it was. So she sighed, gathering the clothes and throwing them into the dryer, turning on the settings and leaving.

She finally made it back to her room without interuptions.

Hidan had sprawled out dramatically during her absense, so Dawn shoved Hidan back to his side of the bed, earning a groan in responce. She smirked, starting to fall back asleep. She was jolted awake for a split second when Hidan suddenly turned over, wrapping his arms around her waist and suddenly pulling her closer.

But Dawn didn't two flying fucks. She just wanted to sleep.

And, no more than two hours later, an explosion erupted throughout the base. Dawn abruptly sat up, grabbing her scythe and stomping down the hall. Hidan was confused, but then smirked.

He loved it when she got feisty.

OKAY. SO. FINALLY GOT CHAPTER 32 UP. (If you haven't guessed, I decided to give Dawn her own little chapter by skipping to the night time from the previous chapter.) This whole disappearance consisted of getting sick two weeks straight, learning I have scoliosis (basically having really bad problems with my spine and dealing with that for a while) and watching too many let's-players on YouTube. I'M JUST GONNA GO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE NOW.

A:Okay.. Let's get back on routine.. Sakura from the first half of Naruto for being a useless fangirl most of the time (She an "in the middle" character for me), Sasuke for going to Orochimaru (same thing as with Sakura), Danzo for doing what he did to the Uchihas and just plain being an asshole (FOREVER HATED), Lust from FullMetal Alchemist for being lust (can't stand sluts), and Nina's dad from FullMetal Alchemist. IF YOU'VE SEEN THE ANIME/READ THE MANGA, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHY.

Q:Um..do you listen to Vocaloid? If so, who are your favorite Vocaloids, UTAUs, etc. If not, what bands/singers do you listen to? (You can do this part of the question if you want, even if you listen to Vocaloid.)

Okay. I know how much of a late updater I can be. But once all the fillers are taken care of, and we're at the important stuffs, updates will be quick, that I can promise. I'M ALREADY PLANNING OUT HOW THE FOURTH GREAT NINJA WAR IS GONNA GO OUT. Bet you guys can't wait for that, all anxious to know what I have planned for that. Anyways, I really have nothing to say other than I'm really sorry for late updates. It's harder when school's in. But just wait for summer. UPDATES WILL BE EVERYWHERE, I WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM ALL. Well..I'll see you all in chapter 33. (Or the next chapter of any other stories of mine you read.) Hopefully that won't be next month. ;-; I'll do my best.. Just don't hate me too much.