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"Give me one reason why I shouldn't, Crysta."
"...It'll hurt."
"No, it won't. Really, these things you never care about, and now you suddenly do. Just stop arguing and get it over with."
"No."
"Yes."
"I just return from kidnapping and torture, and now you're doing this to me? Why, Kuzu?"
"You're going to let me whether you like it or not."
"No!" Kakuzu dropped Crysta on the bed, but was sure not to harm her anymore than she was. Threads started wiggling from his stitches. She stared in horror as they started to hold her in place."Kakuzu, I will fucking bite you." Crysta threatened, her attempts at breaking free failing. Kakuzu shrugged."Go ahead, it won't hurt me." She only glared at the floor when one more thread came down..
And started to stitch a wound at the bottom of her left foot.
Crysta hissed in pain."It's obvious you were walking around when you shouldn't of. I come into the medical room this morning to see if you were awake, but see the stitching on your foot split and bleeding. This is why you rest when you're supposed to." Kakuzu sighed. He then added, "And since when do you put up a fuss and refuse to let me give you stitching?"
"Well, it's kinda hard to deal with right now when my whole body is sore already. I didn't feel like dealing with anything else that would hurt." Crysta explained. She watched the thread, wiggling through her skin, shutting the wound up. Then as it got to the end of it, it pulled tight, making her wince, then pull off. Kakuzu gave her a look that she couldn't read through his mask."What?" She asked."Was that so hard?" He said."Yes, it was hard. Very hard indeed." Kakuzu facepalmed. Crysta grinned."You're getting better already." He deadpanned.
"Now can I walk around? The others are getting better already. Kinda.." Kakuzu gave her a look."I literally just re-stitched that wound on your foot. And you want to go walk around." Crysta pouted."You don't love me."
"Don't throw that at me."
"Oh, so it's true then?"
"Crysta..."
"I thought what we had was special!"
"Crysta."
"Kakuzu, I-" He cut her off by kissing her. No mask. Her mind had a meltdown, forgetting what kissing felt like. He pulled away, saying, "Next time, I'll just stitch your lips shut. I've done it do Hidan before, I can do it to you." She was in a daze for a few seconds before saying, "Got it.."
Elsewhere..
Autumn sighed in content as she layed in the hot water of the bath, submerged so that only her face was above the water. It reminded her of her days in Florida, before she got sent to Pennsylvania.
I can do this.. I can do this.. A thirteen-year-old Autumn kept telling herself in her thoughts. She trembled slightly as she held the surfboard under her arm."The worse you can manage to do is mess up and wind up dead!" A boy with spiked up hair named Jake yelled from the beach. She turned, glaring at him."I'll kill you, Jake! I don't care if you're moving tomorrow!" Autumn yelled back.
They were the closest of friends. And he was moving. Autumn was learning to surf to have something to do in his absence.
She let out a shaky breath, her feet at the shore, waiting for a wave to come in. Her eyes widened as a wave formed in the distance. Autumn ran at the water, quickly getting onto her board and waiting for it to lift up and carry her away. She swallowed a lump forming in her throat. Maybe I shouldn't.. She thought.
Autumn was brave, and loved the water. But the thought of one slip-up that could cost her life was getting to her.
She shook her head, the wave picking up and her gaining her balance. Just concentrate, and remember what Jake taught you.. She told herself. Her face became serious as she did her best to not fall. And one thing nearly snapped her out of her concentration.
Jake was cheering. Cheering for her.
Her closest friend, a rough-housing, know-it-all that loved to tease her about her tall height and tomboy personality, was cheering for her.
Autumn looked at the beach, seeing Jake there at the shoreline. She blushed furiously, losing her concentration, and immediately her balance. She fell face first in the water, it blasting up her nose with the force. The tides from the waves threw her back and forth furiously under the water. For two seconds, it threw her above water, and those two seconds she took her chance to take a quick breath. But it was short-lived, as her nose and throat burned, making her release the air she was holding in to cough. Her eyes itched from the water getting splashed into them so frequently.
Finally the waves calmed a bit, and she managed to get her head above water, coughing furiously. Her vision blurred, and to her shock, something started to pull her. At first Autumn struggled, but saw it was Jake. She clung to him as she caught her breath. He smirked at her.
"At least you didn't die."
Autumn smirked at the memory, part of her extremely missing Jake. Her thoughts then shifted to the fact the water was turning red. She sighed, sitting up, and inspecting herself. Kakuzu said his threads were waterproof.. After a few seconds, she found out her problem was a small cut on her arm. It was left alone, other than cleaned off a little, since it was small. But it started to scab, and Autumn never noticed that it got split open by it getting rubbed against the tub wall too hard. She facepalmed, grabbing a washcloth and simply tieing it around the cut. She then submerged herself back into the water, sighing.
Then someone knocked on the bathroom door. Considering it was the bathroom in her and Kisame's room, it had to of been said shark-ninja.
"Autumn, you alright? You've been in there a while." Yup, it was Kisame. Autumn went to say something, but stopped herself. Then an evil grin slowly stretched across her face. She didn't say a word, she didn't make a movement; did her best to be absolutely silent. It was completely quiet before Kisame said, "Autumn, that's not funny."
Absolute silence.
Autumn had to hold in her laughter when she heard Kisame trying to force the door open. But it was locked. He struggled, and was starting to try and force it open.
If her laughter didn't escape, he would've busted the door down.
"Autumn, don't do that, I thought you drowned or something!" Kisame said."I'm sorry.. I couldn't..resist.." She said after a laughing fit, catching her breath. She pulled the plug from the drain, getting up and wrapping a towel around herself, her dripping dirty-blonde hair soaking the back of the towel. She unlocked the door, opening it, still smiling. Kisame gave her a look before the smile he was fighting appeared."Just don't do that again." He stated.
Autumn giggled."No promises." She pulled the tied rag off her arm, tossing it into the still draining tub. She walked over to her dresser, digging through the clothes. She glanced over her shoulder at Kisame, stating, "You know I have no shame, Kisa. Unless you're a naughty shark, I suggest looking away."
The second Autumn dropped her towel, Kisame glanced away with a small blush. Autumn secretly smiled.
Though, she really had no shame, that was a test. She wanted to see what Kisame would do.
After clothed, she hugged her shark from behind."No naughty shark?" She said, making it obvious she was pretending to be disappointed. He smirked slightly."Not unless you want me to be."
"Hmm... Not now. I'm still sore. Give me a few days when my soreness goes away." Kisame did a double-take. Autumn almost sounded completely serious."I can't tell, are you being serious?" He asked. Autumn shrugged."I don't even know." She admitted. She then jumped onto his back so he would have to carry her."What do you wanna do, I'm getting bored.." Autumn sighed, resting her chin on the top of Kisame's head. He stood up, holding Autumn in place."We could go bug Itachi and Aeryonna." He suggested. Autumn grinned."Excelent.. Onwards, shark of ninja!"
"Shark of ninja?"
"Ninja shark, shark of ninja, same thing.. Quit questiong my phrases and go find Itachi and Aeryonna already.."
Elsewhere.. (Again)
Megan giggled, watching Speck spin in circles after his tail. Madara was with Leader-sama, leaving her with Speck. It started with trying to teach Speck the average commands, but when he got bored, he realized his worst enemy was in sights; the tail. Then, right in the middle of the chasing, Megan would stop him and see if he actually learned a command.
"Speck!" Megan said, causing the puppy's immediate stop. He was panting slightly."Sit!" His responce was a head tilt. She sighed, but smiled. She loved having a puppy. Even if it would be a bitch to train him. She whistled, making Speck jump on the bed with her. She scratched his head."If Madara would let me go outside, I would play with you out there, Speck. But I'm stuck in here since I have to rest." Megan said. Speck looked up at her, head tilted. She giggled."I wonder what your dad is doing.."
Just then, Speck looked up at the bedroom door, jumping off the bed and barking. Madara entered the room.
"Speak of the devil, and he'll appear before you." Madara said, lifting his mask slightly to kiss Megan."What are you doing with Leader-sama again?" Megan wondered. Madara sighed, "We're still going over plans. Kakuzu and Hidan will be going after Nibi soon."
"Nuh-uh. That's a long time away." Megan countered."That doesn't matter. It'll be happening soon enough, and we can't wait any longer. Once Crysta is healed enough, she and Dawn will be going over the plan as well." Madara explained. Megan nodded with a sigh."Then Itachi and Sasuke will fight and make-up, then we'll have team Hebi around.. And then everything starts getting serious.." Madara placed a hand on her cheek."Don't worry, Megan, everything will be fine." He assured. She nodded slightly. Speck jumped on the bed between the two.
"He's our son." Megan giggled. Madara chuckled."Do you want to have real children?" He asked. Megan fell silent, blushing furiously."I-I uh... Well, I've always thought about the idea of having k-kids, but...Madara, that's n-not something-" Madara cut her off by kissing her."I would never go there without you being okay with it." He said. Speck, seeing all the attention getting shared, jumped between them, attacking them with his kisses. Madara sighed, smirking behind his mask.
"Megan, how would you like to see something? Or rather, somewhere?" Megan immediately nodded, glad she had a chance to go somewhere. Madara wrapped his arms around her, teleporting them with Space-Time ninjutsu, Speck included. Slightly dazed from the teleportation, Megen first couldn't see where they were. Then her eyes adjusted.
They were in front of a smaller looking version of the Akatsuki base.
"What is this..?" Megan asked, holding Speck so he wouldn't run off. Madara stepped forward."This is our base. Whether my Moon's Eye plan works or doesn't work, this is where we'll stay. No one knows of it's existance, and won't ever find it's location." He explained. Megan stared at him, even Speck seeming to know what she was feeling. Worried. Madara noticed as well, hugging her."It's alright. If the plan does fail like you worry it will, we'll be safe here." He assured. Megan only nodded. To soothe her a bit more, he pulled off his mask, smiling down at her. She smiled back."But we're not staying here yet, it's still being put together. We're still stuck with that insane group." Madara said, teleporting them back to their room.
"Come on, we're not that insane." Megan said.
But as soon as she said it, they heard Sasori bitching about Crysta and Autumn not being in the medical room. And that if they get hurt even worse, it's not his problem.
Megan sighed. She can never say anything without the universe contradicting her.
Well guys, chapter 34 is in the making already. But there's some bad news on my profile. You'll hate me for it. And I apologize in advanced. (If you haven't read it yet. If you have, rant at me as you please.)
A:My favorite UTAUs (for those who actually know, since no one seems to) would be Ritsu, Ruko and Sukone Tei. I honestly prefer the UTAUs to the Vocaloids themselves, but my favorite Vocaloids would probably be Haku and Rin. For those who don't know, Vocaloids and UTAUs are recorded voices to be put together and sing in Japanese. I can't explain it well, so just look up Vocaloid on Youtube.
Q:If you like Pokémon, what's your top five? If you don't like Pokémon, why not?
So, for those who read my profile already, I'm sorry. If you haven't, prepare yourself for bad news. This chapter was short, I know, but I'm gonna make the next one longer. And the next chapter WILL be up today as well. But yeah. I'm kinda bummed out today. But I'll still get that next chapter out just for you guys. Leave a review; you can rant at me about my disappearance, rant at me if you read my profile, or to tell me you still love me. Either way, we're close to 400 reviews, and that lightens my mood knowing I'm loved that much. Thanks a bunch.