I don't think I did a disclaimer . . . shame on me!
So I don't own anything Twilight. I am just thankful the great vampire romance guru Stephanie Meyer allows us to toy with her people. Cause you know if I owned the characters Edward would have ended up with a geeky chick who spends more time writing than reading and thought he was absouletly gorgoues and name happened to start with a C . . . but you know that is just me . . . . Anyway
ALL POV IS EMMETT UNLESS NOTED OTHERWISE . . . .
Chapter 4: Rosalie's Suggestion
"So what is so great about this Playtime Pizza place anyway?" Rosalie asked.
My sweet lioness had come around to accepting Bella and her desire to want to be a vampire but she didn't particularly care for human day.
"We aren't human. Hell, Bella doesn't even want to be human! So why do we have to have a Human Day?"
"Rosalie, you know Edward wants Bella to have some human experiences before her change."
"She has been a human for over 18 years." Rosalie turned towards Edward and continued, "Just fuck her brains out, bite her and let's move on with this shindig."
"Rosalie!" Esme cringed.
"What, Mom? Those are the only two experiences Bella hasn't had as a human.
The room was so quite even Bella could have heard the Earth rotating on its axis. Edward had managed to crawl under the couch from embarrassment. Surprisingly, Bella didn't turn into her normal tomato-y self from the attention. I think she was considering Rosalie's suggestion.
We pulled up into the parking lot of Playtime Pizza. We were greeted by the giant Italian guy with rosy cheeks, a large pizza in his hand, and race car flags in the background. As soon as we opened the door we heard the chaos that ensued in the inside of the large building. Alice pulled Jasper out of the way just as a steam train of a child came burrowing pass us. Other children were literally hanging from the rafters and the screams were second only to the sound of a newborn vamp being made.
"Well, isn't this just delightful," Rosalie said.
A/N: So this was supposed to be an innocent story and then I let my bestie chynadollar chose my prompt words and next thing I know this story has a "M" rating. . . that was your warning . . .
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