Walls Can Malfunction
Chapter 7
"We have an audience," Edward whispered so low only those of us with our super awesome hearing heard him. It was code for move slow.
"Oh no you don't," Jasper called back just as low, "There will be no mercy!"
I began scaling the fifty foot wall, trying to beat my brothers without going too fast. Now I could have done this in about two second but I didn't want a fake bolder to be the reason we had to abandon Human Day and Washington, so I took it as slow as my competitive nature could handle. I reached for the red peg above my head but I must have not been paying close enough attention to my rippling muscles of beauty cause before I knew it I had pulled the hand rest from the wall and dropped it to the floor.
"What the hell!" I heard the attended say. I looked down to see him inspecting the red piece of metal.
Oops!
Despite my moment of destruction I continued on. I heard both Jasper and Edward moving beside me on the opposite sides of the wall but my hearing didn't prepare me for the impact. It couldn't be anyone but Jasper.
The entire wall began to shake hard enough that I lost my footing and dislodging another two of the metal climbing rest.
"Jasper, you ass!" Edward screamed.
"Language, dude, there are kids around," I sent Edward's way mentally.
"All's far in love and war, boys," Jasper whispered back with another shake of the wall.
"Whoa!" I heard Edward scream before the now too familiar sound of metal pegs hitting the floor.
We were destroying the wall and we still had twenty feet to go.
I looked down at our family who had moved further back so they could see all three of us make complete fools of ourselves. Carlisle shook his head knowing it was our antics that was destroying the walls.
"Fellas, hang on we are going to get you down," the attendant shouted into a bull horn. "Stay calm; the wall seems to be . . . um . . . malfunctioning?" He must have realized how ridicules he sounded.
How the hell does a wall malfunction . . . unless there are three vampires attempting to race on it that is.
Poor Playtime Pizza . . . I have so much more instore for it . . . This is revenge for all the times I have had to chase children around this place (yes this place is real).
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