Sweet: Oh my god, How long has it been?

Gon: Actually it has already been a year since you updated, Sweet-san

Sweet: …

Sweet: Well I'm glad I'm not dead. I'm finishing up this shit for now.

On with the chap!

Mizuki and Kiseki came up on stage together.

"Welcome to…. Hunter X Hunter Truth or Dare!" They both said in union.

"Please welcome Gon, Killua, Kurapika and Leorio!" Mizuki announced with a smile on her face

The four waved at the audience. Kiseki looked at the clipboard in her hand "This dare is from Nispedana..."

Kiseki started to walk towards Leorio. She had whispered something to Leorio which had made him make a shocked expression. "A-are you serious!?" Leorio shout whispered to Kiseki who had only nodded back.

Nervously, Leorio walked towards a certain blonde named, Kurapika. Realizing the taller man's presence, Kurapika looked towards him with a curious gaze. "What is it Leorio?"

"I- uh- I just wanted to say that, Kurapika, you… you're really pretty," Leorio nervously said with a faint blush on his cheeks.

Kurapika stared at the bespectacled man before bursting in embarrassment. "Wha- I- I am a guy you know! And for you to call me pretty is just…" Kurapika seemed lost for words and just sat quietly as Leorio just stared at the blonde before saying, "You know, even if this is just a dare, I would actually say that to you, you know?"

Kurapika gaped at the man while blushing furiously.

"Okay! Stop! I can't take all of this fluff! Moving to the next dare!" Mizuki said as she took the clipboard from Kiseki.

"This next dare is from Mikamizu Mouri," Mizuki read out loud. "Please welcome Illumi once again!" Kiseki yelled out.

"Illumi, please got into the dressing room," Mizuki ordered. "While he gets changed, a Truth for Leorio! 'Do you feel left out due to most fans liking Kurapika, Killua and Gon? You really need more love…' well?"

Leorio stood quiet in thought. Breathing in before answering, "In truth, I do kind of feel left out but, I can't blame people. I'm not really cool and people make fun of me but, I guess its fine. Although, I do wish to get more attention."

Mizuki smiled. "That's a nice answer although it might sound a bit OOC. Don't worry, Leorio! As long as people don't ignore you, you'll be fine!"

Suddenly, Illumi came out wearing a fairy princess outfit and started prancing around with a wand while saying, "Fairy Ilumi illuminates!"

While Illumi was doing this, Killua just shuddered in disgust. Killua proceeded in scooting closer to Gon who looked at him weirdly.

"Okay… next…"Kiseki looked at the clipboard. "The next dare is from DelphiniumSweets.Please welcome, Hisoka!"

Kiseki walked towards Hisoka and showed him the clipboard that had his dare. Hisoka smiled and walked towards Illumi and slapped his butt. Hard.

Illumi was shocked but didn't show it. Just before he was about to attack Hisoka, Hisoka backed away and said, "It was a dare."

Illumi gave Hisoka one of his death glares. "My~ such a scary face~!" Hisoka said in his usual tone.

"Eh, stop. No more. Onto the next dare! It's from… SilverSapphire34523," Mizuki said as she looked at the clipboard. "Kurapika please go into the dressing room."

Groaning, Kurapika stood up and made his way to the dressing room. Not long after, Kurapika came out in a spider costume with an awful and scary look.

"Kuroro! Come on in!" Mizuki called out as the said man came. Mizuki looked at Kurapika. "Go punch his face."

In a blink of an eye, Kuroro got punched out of the stage. Kurapika left to change his clothes. "Kiseki, can you go and get him?" Mizuki asked the red haired girl who nodded and went to get the punched man.

Looking at the clipnoard Mizuki continued on, "The next dare is from Yuuki GB," Mizuki looked towards Kurapika who had just come out from the dressing room. Mizuki walked towards Kurapika handing him a small candy. "Eat."

Kurapika looked at the girl oddly before taking the candy and proceeded in eating it.

POOF!

Kurapika's hair had turned a bit longer and his chest had become bigger. "Urgh." Mizuki looked at the blonde with an apologetic smile before dragging Kurapika and pushing her into a room. Kiseki, after retrieving Kuroro, had also thrown the man into the same room as Kurapika. "No fighting kay?" Mizuki said as she locked the two people in.

Suddenly a big screen TV had appeared. The TV showed the two people stuck in the room.

The room was pretty much small, so, the distance between Kurapika and Kuroro wasn't that much. Kurapika was trying to open the door but it was locked and breaking down the door was not option since the door was like a really tough to crack nut. You have no option but to give up.

Kurapika huffed in annoyance and sat down on the floor as far as possible from the spider. Kuroro just stared at the blonde. Realizing the others stare Kurapika looked towards him. "What?"

Kuroro sighed and said, "You know, there's no point in trying to sit far away from me. We aren't even allowed to fight in here."

"I obviously already know that. But this is better than going over to sit beside you anyway," Kurapika mumbled loud enough for Kuroro to hear. "Fine, then sit there and don't move," Kuroro ordered as he stood up.

Kurapika just stared as Kuroro started to walk towards her. "What are you doing?" Kurapika questioned the man but he didn't answer, he just continued to walk towards the blonde and stopped right in front of Kurapika.

He kneeled down so he was face-to-face with Kurapika. Kurapika had an uncomfortable feeling as Kuroro started to inspect the blonde. Kuroro raised his hand to Kurapika's face and gently caressed it. She slightly blushed at Kuroro's gentle touched. Kuroro smirked.

"You look prettier with longer hair. Why don't you keep it that way?" Kuroro whispered into her left ear. A shiver ran down her spine when Kuroro's teeth slightly grazed her ear. "I- it's frustrating to have long hair…"

"Then… Can I kiss you instead?" Kuroro asked the blonde. "Tha- That's rather weird coming from you. I thought you would just steal rather than ask," Kurapika answered. "I'll take that as a 'yes' then."

Before she could protest, Kuroro had already kissed her stopping her every word. Kurapika's eyes fluttered close as Kuroro deepened the kiss.

Soon, they parted to gasp for air. Kurapika's face was as red as an overripe tomato and she was panting heavily.

POOF!

Kurapika had turned back into a boy. But, even so, his condition hasn't change. He was still flustered and panting. Kuroro chuckled lightly. "Wha- what's so funny?" Kurapika asked in between breaths.

"You punched me earlier furiously and yet, to think you can actually be so cute," Kuroro whispered into Kurapika's ear. "Sh- shut up or I'll do that again when we get out," Kurapika warned the other man. Suddenly, Kuroro had weird glint in his eyes. "Well, there's a possibility that you have to do so later anyway so…"

Kuroro sneakily slipped his hands under Kurapika's upper clothing and began rubbing circles with him thumbs along well defined ribs. Kuroro's eyes was filled with want for the boy beneath him and he pressed a knee in between the thin legs and slowly, perhaps too slowly, moved his knee around.

Kuroro watched Kurapika's every movement. "Hyaa…!" Kurapika yelped, having to be caught off guard when the other man applied pressure to his lower part. He immediately clung onto Kuroro's back, trying to find ways to control the overwhelming emotion he felt from the foreign sensation. Kurapika definitely wasn't a lewd person, but, having Kuroro do these things to him, in all honesty, it turned him on. "Un…!St…stop… Hnn!" Moans escaped his mouth as he tried comprehending the current situation while experiencing the electrocuting feeling going through his body, face getting redder and redder by the minute.

Just when they were about to connect lips once more, the door to the small room was slammed opened and a black head popped out merrily at the entrance, a camera ready in hand. "Aww… you two will make such a cute sexy couple!" Mizuki ungraciously started taking pictures of the two from every angle of their rather raunchy position while the two were frozen stiff, not recovering from the initial shock of Mizuki's invasion of privacy just yet. "Thank you for your time gentlemen," she spoke solemnly and slowly sneaked her way out the room before screaming out hysterically and running away like her life depended on it, "WAIT TILL I POST THS TO MY FUJOSHI FRIENDS AHAHAHAHA!"

Kuroro and Kurapika, finally brought back to their senses, scrambled up on their legs and began chasing their devil disguised hostess. The blonde boy yelling out swears while running, "DON'T YOU F***ING DARE MIZUKI! AND GIVE THOSE PHOTOS BACK YOU PERV!"

They cased the girl and came back on stage defeated. "She was way too fast on that computer…" Kuroro breathed out. Kurapika only nodded in agreement.

Kiseki stared at the two before looking at the clipboard in hand. "The next dare is from Shizu-Senpai."

"Uh…Kurapika, call Kuroro 'Keroro' for the rest of the show. Though I say that it seems useless but go ahead and do it," Kiseki said bluntly as she walked over to Leorio who was reading a book. Kurapika only nodded at what Kiseki had said.

"Ne, Leorio," Kiseki called out to the older man in front of her. "What?" Leorio asked still reading the book in hand. "Ne, ne, ne Leorio!" Kiseki called out for attention again but this time patting his knee gently.

Leorio groaned and put down the book in hand. "What is it?" Leorio asked the red head girl in front of him. "Leorio, do you use L'oreal Paris? You know the shampoo?"

"No! Just because my name is Leorio doesn't mean I use L'oreal Paris!" Leorio yelled out at Kiseki who just put on a blank face. Before Leorio was able to return to his book Kiseki sat on his lap and started to sniff his hair. Leorio stood frozen.

Then, she got down from his lap and stood up straight. "I guess you're right, it doesn't smell like L'oreal," she said as she just walked away from the bespectacled man. Kiseki looked around the room. "Hey, where's Hisoka and Illumi?" she asked the people around her. Then when she turned around, the said Hisoka was just… standing there smiling. "You called?" Kiseki stared in astonishment.

"I'm over here." Illumi bluntly said as both Killua and Gon turned around in shock both speechless.

"Eh…um, Hisoka please go backstage along with Illumi and braid his hair so he can show it off." Kiseki said as she walked past the magister-like-clown. "Okay~" was all Hisoka had to say as he went backstage with Illumi tagging along behind him.

"Hm… while that's being taken care of, it's time for the last dare of the day. The last but not east dare is from… MidoriEmerald13!" Kiseki said as she read the last dare of the day. "Oh my, f**k that's rough. Too bad for them then."

She looks over to the spider with a pity look on her face. "Alright, please welcome… Midori-chan!"(It's better than calling you MidoriEmerald13 right?)

A young teen entered the stage gracefully. She had short straight black hair with beautiful emerald coloured eyes along with a slightly pale white skin. She was smiling excitedly.

"Okay, Phantom Troupe, please line up! And Kurapika, go kiss the girl," Kiseki ordered. "Eh?" Kurapika was quite surprise but nonetheless did as told. The girl had blush a deep crimson red at the kiss. She was in a small daze afterwards.

The Phantom Troupe were all already in line. "Okay, next, Kurapika, I want you to punch the male spiders were the sun doesn't shine while the females in their faces, do it with all your strength please. Oh, and while you do that individually tell them how much you hate them. Also, kiss the girl again afterwards," Mizuki said popping out of nowhere to beside Kiseki.

Kurapika shrugged and said a short "Alright" before all hell broke loose.

"I hate you."

BANG!

"I hate you."

BANG!

"I hate you."

PANG!

"I hate you."

PANG!

It went on until all of the Phantom Troupe members were out cold. Kurapika then smoothly walked over to Midori with satisfied smile. He kissed her again but this time, he pushed down. Midori had pushed Kurapika down so suddenly with full strength. Kurapika was shocked, really shocked.

Midori smirked and deepened the kiss only for a short while before getting up smiling. "Thank you!" She said as she waved away leaving the stage with a flustered face. Kurapika sat up but was still shocked at what had happened.

"You're weak when it comes to love Kurapika. Seriously have more guard," Mizuki said. Kurapika glared and was about to say something when suddenly music stared to boom out. Illumi came out cat walking with a proud blank face as made some twist and turns to show off his perfectly braided hair.

"Wow, I bet Hisoka went all out," Mizuki said as Kiseki nodded beside her.

Then the two girls looked at the camera with a smile.

"Well then folks! That's all we got for today! See you next time!" They both said happily as the show ended.

Sweet: Okay, sadly, what I meant by next time is probably next month or next few months. Cause, I'm having put myself in another fandom. Hunter X Hunter is something I have to move on from. Unless they actually continue it, but don't worry, I'll still be updating to show that I'm alive!

R&R! BYE BYE!