Hi, I'm back! I typed half of this chapter then stopped for a pretty long time. So here you go! Enjoy!
Gingka was enjoying a cheeseburger when I suddenly, MAGICALLY appeared. He started screaming like a girl.
"WHY ARE YOU BACK?!" he yelled.
"Meh," I said. "my exams are done! Done! DONE! DONEEEE!" I started taking a random bowl of mustard and pouring it on Gingka's head. The Pegasus blader whined. "MY PRECIOUS CHEESEBURGER!"
Just then, Kyoya, who had happened to be eavesdropping at the time, entered. "What does exams have to do with us?" he was acting like he didn't care. Inside, he was screaming for help. He hated me as much as Gingka did.
"I'm BORED, and I need to have FUN. Three months of freedom isn't as good as it sounds. So I'm doing this to keep myself occupied," I explained before teleporting the entire beyblade cast into the restaurant. Nile was screaming curses in Egyptian, Demure was covering his ears, Tithi was riding his shiny Ponyta, and Yu was armed with his paintball gun and smiled creepily at everyone. Dynamis was in the corner giving me a dark glare. Basically, it was utter chaos.
"Um, NyxAbsol, I think he's still mad," Tithi said.
"REALLY? Just by a little bit of torture? You don't want to know what I have in store," I replied back. Dynamis grumbled and faced the wall- well, before I turned the wall into RAINBOWS.
"Who is she, Ryuuga?" Kenta asked very innocently.
"Don't ask me. Hmph, probably a brat," he replied haughtily.
"Ryuuga. An insane AUTHORESS! AN INSANE AUTHORESSSSS!" Gingka screamed. Ryuuga looked like he wanted to clobber me in the head. An insane authoress- someone he didn't want to mess with.
"Hmm..." I thought for a second. "Got it!"
I snapped my fingers and now the characters were now trapped in a cage made of AWESOMENESS.
"WHAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Nothing, just...exams! You're taking EXAMS!" I screamed. Tsuki walked over, smirking. She had an Eevee on her shoulder that looked at them with little interest. She held several stacks of papers in her hand. "I'm your invigilator," she said.
"NO! TSUKI? WHY?! MY LIFE IS RUINED!" Gingka started yelling, throwing his hands up in the air.
I gave him a weird look. "Is he always that dramatic?" Tithi and Yu nodded in unison. I shrugged. "He's such a child."
Gingka and Kyoya took one look at their papers, "GCE 'A' Levels" and promptly passed out. Ryuuga had a university paper, Yu had a university paper (mainly because of his super senses), Dynamis had a university paper, Tithi and Kenta had a primary school level paper, Nile had a "GCE 'A' Levels" paper, Demure had a university paper, Tsubasa (who I had teleported here as well) had a "GCE 'O' Levels" paper, and so on.
I kicked the bladers into the rooms. Fiona and Astri (more OCs) stepped in to invigilate as well.
Soon enough, I heard screaming coming from some of the examination rooms. The screaming was mainly from Gingka, Kyoya, Nile and Tsubasa who had easier papers.
"NO! WHY IS THIS COMPREHENSION ABOUT THE WORLD ENDING AND NEMESIS TAKING OVER?!"
"WHAT IS THIS? LEONE BROKE AND I CAN'T BATTLE ANYMORE?"
"THIS PASSAGE ABOUT EGYPT IS TOTALLY WRONG! EGYPT IS NOT ANCIENT ANY MORE!"
"WHY? WHY?! YOU JUST HAD TO GIVE ME A PASSAGE ABOUT KFE?" (A/N: Kentucky Fried Eagle XD)
Tithi and Kenta, despite having easier papers, didn't scream at all. I had decided to be more lenient as they were kids and I didn't want to scar them for life.
Gingka was screaming and grumbling. Apparently, Tsuki's Eevee didn't like him, so whenever he screamed, she would whack him on the head with her tail. If that wasn't bad enough, it was an Iron Tail attack every single time.
I tapped my foot impatiently as I waited for the others. I snickered quietly. "They seriously don't know I set the papers myself!"
Then, more screaming began from the bladers who took university exams. Well, except for Yu. Again, I was more lenient on him as he was a kid.
"THE HEAVENS FORBADE THIS STUPID PASSAGE ABOUT HADES CURSE!"
"WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH? L'DRAGO IS THE WEAKEST BEY EVER AND I HAVE THE DARK POWER?!"
"MY EYESIGHT IS NOT BAD! IN FACT, ITS VERY GOOD!"
Finally, all the exams ended. A very, very angry Gingka, Kyoya, Nile and Tsubasa emerged first, sending death glares to me. I noticed that Gingka's head was wrapped in a bandage and he kept growling insults about Eevees. They were followed by Tithi and Kenta, who said that the paper was pretty easy.
"Eevees are cute!" I replied when he muttered something.
"Grrrrrr."
I turned to Tsuki. "So you took pity on him and bandaged his head?"
The brunette shrugged. "I didn't want to get fined for abuse."
Dynamis, Yu, Demure and Ryuuga exited next. Dynamis's glare was even darker than before, Ryuuga was screaming "typical insane authoress", and Demure... well he was pretty mad too but he was fortunately too busy running from Yu who had reclaimed his paintball gun and his stash of candy. Now he was a lethal weapon.
"Very good! Your scripts will now be sent for marking! And lets EAT!" I said, snapping my fingers. A giant table of food appeared. I took a huge bowl of soup and started sipping it. Gingka cautiously took a few burgers. Unable to resist the temptation, he took a large bite of it.
"Its THAT burger?!"
Kyoya was spitting out mustard-filled chicken wings and reached for the nearest glass of water. Grimacing, he emptied the glass. Suddenly, flames spewed from his mouth and he started running around. "HOT! HOT HOT HOT!" I held up the glass.
"This isn't water, idiot, its a special concotion made from the hottest chili on earth- the Bhut Jolokia!" I announced. Gingka found a jug of real water and passed it to Kyoya, who downed everything and then collapsed on the floor, panting.
The rest of the bladers were either screaming from the chili or spitting out food filled with sugar, mustard, wasabi, bananas, or other random food. Yu, Tithi and Kenta, however, were treating themselves to th treats and seemed to be perfectly fine. I was still calmly sipping my soup. Shocked, everyone stared at the four of us.
"The desserts and soup are the only food that's normal." I explained.
Just then, the door flew opened and a sonic rainboom happened (A/N: If you're confused, watch season 1 episode 16 of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic). Tsuki entered majestically, wearing a pair of sunglasses and a cape. She was riding on Rainbow Dash. "HI!" she said, as Rainbow Dash did yet another sonic rainboom, causing the food to dissipate into ashes. Then, Tsuki threw something to me. She flung a sphere into the air and I flung another sphere. They both exploded into GLITTER. Soon enough, we had coated all the bladers in hot pink and gold glitter from head to toe.
Both of us high-fived. "The papers are marked!" she handed the scripts to me. I took a look at their marks.
"Aside from the kids, these are the worst marks I have ever seen! Gingka, you failed everything! Kyoya too! Ryuuga, Demure and Dynamis did pretty well for the front sections. All of you FAILED YOUR COMPREHENSION HORRIBLY!"
I threw the papers at them before teleporting everyone outside.
"Fine... this is my customary gift."
I made a beautiful Pegasus appear. She had gorgeous white feathered wings and a flowing white mane. It slowly moved towards Gingka, wrapping one wing around him and nickering gently, its dark eyes shining as it nuzzled the redhead. Gingka was captivated by the mare's beauty.
"So...majestic..." he had stars in his eyes. He forgot that my "gifts" usually came with a twist.
Suddenly, the mare snarled and nipped Gingka hard. "Hey!" he protested, before he got bit again. It seemed to enjoy biting him.
I waved at them. "This is one of my Pegasi, Nightmare! Enjoy her!" Then I disappeared. Ryuuga found Yu eating another beyblade- red this time. Then, he realised L-Drago was missing.
"Ryuuga... she hid our beyblades too. They're in the core of the earth," Kyoya explained.
"NOOO!"
Meanwhile, Tsubasa stared uncomprehendingly at the box I had gave him. Then, he looked at the three letters. KFE.
"WHY?!"
Hope you enjoyed. This chapter isn't that funny but the next one will! As always, critiques welcome and please review!