Me: *Bangs head on table* Ugh... Pi=3.141592653589793238462643383279502884193993751...
Gingka: Are you crazy, reciting maths equations? Actually you already are crazy.
Me: Thanks for the compliment. And no, my dad challenged me to memorise 50 digits of Pi and I memorised 49. I'm too lazy to memorize the last digit. Anyway enjoy! SORRY FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND POKEMON OR MINECRAFT!
Tsubasa was slowly sipping a bowl of soup in a fancy restaurant when someone tapped on his table. He looked up. "Hello?" When he saw me, he started screaming. "YOU! YOU'RE THE INSANE AUTHORESS THAT GAVE ME KFE!" Everyone in the restaurant turned to glare at him. "WE'RE EATING HERE! SHUT UP YOUNG MAN!" An old man started whacking Tsubasa on the head with a walking stick.
"Let's go," I croaked. I was more quiet and not as hyper and crazy as usual. Tsubasa raised an eyebrow as I dragged him out into a town hall. Everyone was having a party for... apparently it was Kyoya's birthday. I waved at him. "Happy Birthday Kyoya!"
His eyes widened. "YOU?!" I snapped my fingers and a lion appeared. "This is my birthday present?!" I nodded before saying "NOT!" and riding off with it. Naturally, Kyoya just HAD to get that lion, and the party couldn't go on without the birthday boy missing, so literally the entire beyblade cast was chasing after me and my lion. I casually formed a light blue shield around myself, so the beys that tried to get me just bounced off harmlessly.
After about half an hour, I got off, coughing. Suddenly, Yu seemed to remember something. "Isn't there supposed to be school today for you?"
I shook my head. "I'm sick, so I skipped school. I have a fever, a bad cough AND a sore throat," I groaned. "So I'm here to have fun!" The lion roared, keeping everything away...except Kyoya. He and his lion obsessions! Anyway, I made some Pegasi appear to shield me 'cause the shield broke (the lion accidentally bit it in half). Nightmare cantered up to join them and Gingka was struggling to stay on her back as the white Pegasus was bucking as hard as she could.
Finally, Nightmare reared and Gingka fell off. I petted her head, praising her. Everyone started to run away, leaving Gingka defenseless. As for Kyoya...well...he was trying to get to the lion, which I believed could keep the Leone blader away.
"HAI!" I yelled crazily despite my sore throat. Ugh, I knew I was SO going to regret it later. I made a storm of marshmallows rain down on the bladers, slowing them down. Kyoya cautiously approached my lion only to be knocked away easily with a paw. Yu and Tithi didn't understand what was so urgent or why they were being dragged away by Dynamis and Tsubasa. "Dynamis, why are we being dragged away?" Tithi asked cutely.
"Because she's an insane authoress!" "But she IS kinda awesome, ya know, she gave me the Ponyta, and the 3DS, and free candy..." Yu joined in as well. "Yeah, and she gave me the paintball bazooka too!" I appeared above them on that exact moment, swinging down from a Mega Altaria. Kenta was smiling. "Well, she can't be that bad..."
"EXACTLY." I tossed a Poke Ball to Yu and he opened it, revealing a shiny Arcanine. Yu cheered happily and I gave another Poke Ball to Kenta. It contained a shiny Blitzle. He smiled and I leaned in. "You three wanna be my partners?" Being innocent kids, the idea sounded fun to them and of course they agreed. We went back to out secret base which I had created approximately 0.00000001 seconds ago.
Everyone was pretty relieved when they didn't see me. Dynamis and Tsubasa were out searching for Tithi, Yu and Kentawho had apparently "wandered off". Kyoya was STILL looking for ways to take my lion. Just then, 3DS's dropped from the sky and landed on the bladers' lunch.
"Everyone take one!" I shouted, passing out random 3DS's. They were pretty confused. "EACH OF THESE 3DS'S CONTAINS A RANDOM SAVE FILE WITH RANDOM POKEMON. GOOD LUCK!" Yu yelled through a microphone. I was busy turning the WBBA into something much better known as THE NETHER. I sat on a huge chunk of glowstone and watched passively as the bladers fiddled around with the controls, trying to find out how Pokemon worked. Just then, the old man from earlier saw Tsubasa. "YOUNG MAN! YOU SHOULDN'T INTERRUPT ME EATING!" I changed his walking cane to rainbows this time.
*AD: SKITTLES. TASTE THE RAINBOW*
Tsubasa was running away from the old man who clearly had mental problems (or maybe he was just plain awesome, the world will never know). Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy from My Little Pony had somehow both ended up in the server while playing Minecraft. Pinkie Pie had on...um...pink armor(is that even possible in Minecraft? I'm horrible at it) while Fluttershy had on diamond armor.
Beep_beep_
I spawned a majestic Ender Dragon randomly in the Nether, as well as a bunch of Skeletons and Creepers. (Because Creepers are AWESOME) One of the Creepers was nearing Madoka who was suddenly intrigued by Pokemon X. "OMG THIS GAME IS AMAZING!"
Well, everyone who played Minecraft knew that Creepers could explode. So naturally, everyone who played Minecraft tried to protect Madoka, readying their diamond swords and preparing to charge when suddenly...
MADOKA left the game.
The Creeper exploded.
GINGKA died!
KYOYA died!
FLUTTERSHY died!
CHRIS died!
RYO died!
HIKARU died!
MASAMUNE died!
KING died!
... (*a few names later*)
MADOKA: LOL I JUST TROLLED YOU XD
After a few minutes, everyone who died and Madoka came back. I was still in the Nether with Pinkie Pie co-hosting. I was now wearing a French-ish outfit and Pinkie was wearing her mustache, using her hoof to tug it once in a while. I had my herd of Pegasi to protect me from any of my Creepers or Skeletons. The Ender Dragon had grown bored and flew off somewhere. My Pegasi did a drum roll to get everyone's attention. When they looked at me, I bowed and took my top hat off. " IT EEZ TIME TO START. I AM SURE THAT YOU ALL HAD SUFFICIENT TIME TO GET USED TO ZE POKEMON GAMES, NON? *COUGHS, trying badly to imitate a french accent* WELL, NOW YOU WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH, NON? I took a sip of water and let Pinkie Pie continue.
"OUI, OUI. NOW I WILL SHOW THEE T-ZE MATCH-UPS." she walked to a very old-fashioned chalkboard and let me continue. I made a piece of AWESOME RAINBOW CHALK appear in my hand and tapped some random spot on the box, clearing my throat. "First match-up eez Gingka vs Kyoya." Pokemon music started playing.
Gingka sent out Butterfree!
Kyoya sent out Huntail!
Butterfree used Silver Wind! Huntail used Surf!
15 minutes later...
Gingka sent out lets troll kyoya lol (Pyroar)! At this point, Kyoya started screaming in rage and looked around for my lion, but unfortunately, I had teleported it back to its rightful home where all teleported things go to- planet IDKLOL in a different universe. Anyway, getting back to the battle... (A/N Pyroar is a lion Pokemon)
Kyoya sent out what the heck (Delcatty)!
Pyroar used Fire Blast! Delcatty has 24 HP left!
Delcatty used Assist! Delcatty used Sheer Cold (A/N: Kyoya had a Lapras)!
OHKO! Pyroar fainted. Kyoya won the battle!
"WHAT?! I WAS CLEARLY WINNING!" Gingka complained. Kyoya smirked. "I just trolled Gingka back," he said, putting on sunglasses. Disgusted, I snatched them. "THESE ARE MINE! YOU THIEF! YOU-*words omitted cause I don't cuss, think of very bad cuss words*"
My Vulpix: VULPIX PIX PIX VULPIX PIX! (A/N Vulpix is my censor)
"SO DON'T THINK OF STEALING MY STUFF, YOU S-"
Vulpix: VULPIX.
Kyoya was confused. "I'm a Vulpix?" Apparently that was an insult to Vulpixes as my Vulpix, who I shall name Firefox after my old one in Pokemon White, lunged at Kyoya with fire in its eyes. It started using Flamethrower and Flare Blitz. I sweatdropped. "I shouldn't have bred her to have egg moves..." Vulpix knocked Kyoya out by using Hypnosis before sticking her nose up in the air and brushing imaginary dirt off. "Vulpix Vul Pix Pix Vulpix!" She said.
I returned to my seat and took some medicine for my stupid cough. "W-while waiting for Kyoya to wake up, l-lets start the other battles..."
-Many, many battles later-
"OK, That was one exciting battle but Tithi won against Dynamis!" The Jupiter Blader grumbled. His team: Magikarp, Metapod, Raikou, Salamence, Ditto and Leafeon. Needless to say, Tithi (with a Hydreigon, Entei, Ho-oh, Sylveon, Umbreon and Scolipede) won.
Just as the bladers were about to battle, I shouted to them, "STOP!"
"WHAT?!"
"This needs to be more exciting! You'll have a new team, all randomly chosen from my recently-completed Pokemon Y! I have a very fine selection of Pokemon!" I switched on my 3DS (am actually doing it now) and started choosing. The bladers were entertained by a Kyoya chasing Lion scene. I had somehow teleported it back. Well, now it was more like Lion chasing Kyoya. The blader had accidentally poked the lion, and it was a SENSITIVE LION. Now Kyoya was running for his life.
(LVL 50)
Tithi's team:
Riolu: Hidden Ability (Prankster), moves: Bullet Punch, Sky Uppercut, High Jump Kick and Detect
Dusk (Absol): Ability, Super Luck, moves: Swords Dance, Night Slash, Psycho Cut and Shadow Claw
Mirage (Zoroark): Ability, Illusion, moves: Night Slash, Torment, Agility and Embargo
Totodile: Ability, Torrent, moves: Scratch, Leer, Hydro Pump and Thrash
RAWR (Yveltal): Ability, Dark Aura, moves: Snarl, Oblivion Wing, Disable and Dark Pulse
Shieldon: Ability, Sturdy, moves: Taunt, Metal Sound, Take Down and Iron Defense
Tithi was amazed. "Why do I have three dark types on my team?"
I shrugged. "Random choosing. Now on to Kyoya." I nodded my head at the poor teen who was still getting chased by a lion.
Kyoya's team:
Floatzel: Ability, Swift Swim, moves: Whirlpool, Razor Wind, Aqua Tail and Agility
Honedge: Ability, No Guard, moves: Destiny Bond, Metal Sound. Shadow Sneak and Wide Guard
Pichu: Ability, Static, moves: Charm, Fake Out, Encore, Volt Tackle
Shred (Fearow): Ability, Keen Eye, moves: Assurance, Roost, Drill Peck and Drill Run
Espurr: Ability, Own Tempo, moves: Trick, Covet, Confusion and Light Screen
Treecko: Ability, Overgrow, moves: Crunch, Synthesis, Endeavor and Dragon Breath
"And all of these Pokemon are mine! So the both of you, remember to give them back!" I yelled. The battle started.
Tithi sent out Riolu *actually Mirage the Zoroark!*!
Kyoya sent out Espurr!
Espurr used Confusion! Riolu wasn't affected...
Kyoya was shocked. "Wait, WHAT?"
Riolu used Night Slash! It's super effective! Espurr fainted!
Kyoya was staring wide eyed at the screen. "Isthereasystemerrorbecauseididn'tknowthatRiolucouldusenightslash?" he spat. Tithi was confused. "What did you say, Yo-yo?" "Don't. Call me. YO-YO! And I said, is there a system error because I didn't know that Riolu could use Night Slash?" he repeated.
Tithi simply smirked.
Kyoya sent out Shred (Fearow)!
Shred used Drill Peck! Mirage's illusion wore off!
Kyoya was screaming. "WHAT THE F-"
Firefox: PIXXXXXXXX!
Mirage used Night Slash! Shred has 201 HP left!
Shred used Drill Peck! Mirage has 187 HP left!
...
*at second last Pokemon*
Kyoya sent out Honedge! Tithi sent out Totodile!
Honedge used Destiny Bond! Honedge is planning to take its opponent down with it!
Totodile used Hydro Pump! Honedge avoided the attack!
Honedge used Shadow Sneak! Totodile has 98 HP left!
Totodile used Thrash! Honedge has 87 HP left!
Honedge used Shadow Sneak! Totodile fainted!
Honedge fainted!
Kyoya was having a fit and he looked like he was going to explode. Destiny Bond had worked-wrongly. "OH SHI-"
Firefox: VUL.
Kyoya sent out Pichu!
Tithi sent out Dusk (Absol)!
It was PRETTY OBVIOUS who I was voting for. I was bouncing around the nether, completely immune to the lava because I'm in creative mode. I was reading "Rainbow Factory" (A/N: MLP Fanfiction. Gory content) while watching the battle I had cast on the giant movie screen I had magically conjured up.
Pichu used Fake Out! Dusk Flinched and couldn't move!
Dusk used Swords Dance! Dusk's attack rose sharply!
Pichu used Encore! Dusk is trapped in an encore!
Dusk used Swords Dance! Dusk's attack rose sharply!
Pichu used Volt Tackle! Dusk has 154 HP left! Pichu took recoil damage! Pichu has 162 HP left!
Dusk used Sword's Dance! Dusk's attack rose sharply.
Pichu used Volt Tackle! Dusk has 103 HP left! Pichu took recoil damage! Pichu has 137 HP left!
The encore wore off!
Dusk used Night Slash! Pichu fainted!
Tithi won the battle!
Kyoya was boiling and I looked at him in amazement. "You, of all people treat Pokemon so seriously?" "NO BUT I JUST GOT BEATEN BY A KID!" "WHO HAS PLAYED EVERY GENERATION OF POKEMON YO-YO! GET OVER IT!" "DON'T CALL ME YO-YO!"
"You DUMB, WEAK, A-"
Firefox: VULPIX!
"Anyway, it was lucky! I could have beaten you anytime, f-"
Firefox: Vul. Pix.
Then, Firefox realised that with censoring, Kyoya had called her dumb, weak and that he could beat her anytime. She growled and spawned a creeper, setting it on fire with Flamethrower and using it to whack Kyoya.
Firefox: VUUUUL PIX PIX VULPIX VUL VUL PIX VUL!
-Back in Metal Bey City-
It was sane again. I had managed to pry Firefox off Kyoya and return the fox Pokemon to her Poke Ball. I snapped my fingers and teleported back to MAH SECRET LAIR. Everyone saw a dark blue pony with wings and a horn. She had a malicious glint in her slanted eyes and her flowing mane was rich with star-like sparkles.
"PEGASUS!" Gingka yelled.
"UNICORN!" Masamune yelled at the exact same time.
"Fools, I am an ALICORN! And my name is Nightmare Moon! The night will reign FOREVER! Oh, and side note. Beyblade is banned."
"WHAAAAAT?!"
-Back in my secret base-
I felt like I had forgotten something but I couldn't remember what it was. After 5 hours of hard thinking, eating cupcakes and playing Pokemon, I noticed that some of my Pokemon were gone. I was really, really angry now. And I was more dangerous than a Firefox on rage mode.
"YOU IDIOTS! YOU FORGOT TO RETURN ME MY POKEMON! ESPECIALLY DUSK! THIS IS WAR!"
Whew that was hard. Next chapter will have MLP :D I love MLP! Anyway critiques welcome and please review!