So...things have been a little weird lately. Firstly, I don't really feel like focusing on my other stories because I made Dynamis evil in Drowning in Darkness and now I'm guilty-

Dynamis: YOU SHOULD BE.

Me: HELP! And my cousins came to visit. One of them is like a year older than me and the other is about three years younger, so...AWKWARD! We have nothing to talk about. And I get the feeling she (older one) doesn't like Beyblade. So I'm a little stressed right now. This chapter is to help me relax a little. Honestly? I think it worked.

Dynamis: YOU FREAKING MADE ME E-

Me: I GET IT! Anyway, IDon'tOwnMDBEvenThoughIWouldLoveTo! AndIHaveToGoNowCauseDynamisIsChasingMe!

"TITHI! KYOYA!" I yelled, galloping on Rainbow Dash's back towards them. Kyoya paled and took off. "Here Nyx!" Tithi yelped, tossing six Poke Balls at me. Well, at least he had the sense to do that. But Kyoya on the other hand... It. Was. War.

I jumped from Rainbow Dash to Nightmare Moon, who was actually just Princess Luna with some magic added to make her look like the more terrifying version of herself. "WHEE!" I yelled. "KYOYA TATEGAMI! GIVE ME BACK MY POKEMON NOW!"

The teen was riding on a Fearow, my Fearow. I sent out Dusk. "Use Night Slash!" The Pokemon happily obliged by slamming its glowing horn into the Leone blader, who fell off Shred the Fearow. I teleported the Poke Balls back. "Hmph!"

"CAKE!" I screamed, stuffing a random pudding cake in Kyoya's mouth. "HI YO-YO!" Yu yelled as he rode into the town square on his shiny Arcanine. He took out a cannon and launched hot pink lion plushies at the Leone blader, who flushed red in embarrassment. "THIS! THIS IS AN INSULT TO LIONS!" He screamed in anger. Kenta smirked.

"You sure Yo-yo? We found those at your house," He said smugly, causing Kyoya to turn even redder. I conjured up a wireless blue microphone that was somehow made out of WONDERFULLY MAJESTICALLY EPICALLY RAINBOW...hot-dogs, and screamed into it. (Yes, it actually worked because of MY LOGIC.)

"KYOYA SLEEPS WITH PINK LION PLUSHIES! KYOYA SLEEPS WITH PINK LION PLUSHIES!" I yelled from Nightmare Moon's back. We had already ascended into a random galaxy filled with floating burger and pickle-flavoured turtle-shaped ice-cream cones. Stars started to form in my eyes. "SWEET LAND OF INSANITY!" While I was busy admiring the beautiful manic scenery (YES IT'S BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE ITS INSANITY!) I found a metallic hollow silver wooden pencil and blew into it. The My Little Pony theme song poured out at once.

"MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY, AH AH AH AAAAH..."

I didn't know that this mystical pencil reached its powers deep into the alternate dimension of MY LITTLE PONY, summoning the mane six. Immediately they were all transported to the BEAUTIFUL GALAXY OF SWEET INSANITY. Twilight looked around and frowned. "What is this place? It doesn't make any sense at all!" She took out a clipboard and pen from nowhere and started scribbling down notes of this strange behaviour. Applejack was too busy eating a WASABI VANILLA FUDGE apple flavoured cracker.

Rainbow Dash was inspecting a stray rainbow streak left by a breed of Rainbow Sparkly Butterscotch-coat coloured unicorns. Fluttershy was wondering (and feeling pretty worried) if the turtle-shaped ice cream actually contained turtles inside...

Pinkie Pie? Well she was just being Pinkie Pie. She coped the best with the randomness because that was what she was, RANDOM! Naturally, she and I had a very sombre and serious discussion about whether we should dump the TREES OF GENETIC MODIFYING RAINBOWS AND PEANUT ALIENS on the rest of the ponies (Pinkie Pie's idea) or head back to Metal Bey City (Remember, she had been there before) and cause some more explosions of awesomeness, randomness and insanity using the handmade bombs we had carefully crafted in 50 seconds made out of a stick, a piece of hot dog, French Fries, Rainbow cakes and exam paper. And drive the bladers crazy. And doing unexplainable stuff. (My idea)

Finally, we decided to go with my idea 'cause it was more insane.

I snapped my fingers, teleporting everything and everyone back to the city, where we found a Kyoya hiding in a dark corner, scarred for life because his greatest secret had been revealed, Yu, Kenta and Tithi doing their rightful job as my partners in crime (Basically causing pillars of rainbows, cold coffee and melted marshmallows to go off in different corners of the world), and everyone else hiding from them (AND ME!). Suddenly Pinkie Pie's tail twitched and both our eyes widened.

"TWITCHY TAIL!" We were greeted by a falling Dynamis. He had found his way to my secret base, and Mega Altaria, the head guard, was not happy. Thankfully, I had a heart and made him land on a huge pile of sugar instead. He sighed in relief. "Wait...sugar? That means..NOOOO! NYX IS BACK!"

I then let the kids loose on the sugar. In 3 minutes, 30 seconds and 13.3435 milliseconds, all the sugar was gone and Dynamis was in a pile of chocolate fondue. He started muttering curses at us and we just stuck our tongues out at him. I was assaulting him with a cake gun and a cheese cannon. Well, until Pinkie Pie called me.

"HEY NYX! I FOUND THE EGYPTIAN GUY!" She yelled. My face lit up in a maniacal, almost creepy grin.

"YOU MEAN NILE? YEAH! LET'S GO PRANK HIM!" I said, dumping the cheese cannon and taking off after her. The cheese cannon erupted and Dynamis was now covered with melted cheddar as well as the chocolate fondue from earlier. He pouted, trying to dig himself out using the remains of the cannon. Unfortunately the cannon was made out of flexible cheese-flavoured edible rubber, and it was useless. Cursing again, he started banging his head against the ground in frustration and chucking a shard of rubber away.

Unfortunately, that hit the lion that I had teleported back from the planet IDKLOL. Even worse, or better, Kyoya was alerted to the lion and started running after it. "COME BACK LION!" The lion was headed towards a stuck Dynamis, and Kyoya was barreling after the lion on a kid's skateboard that he had found. Apparently he thought it would make him go faster.

I left a random Pegasus by the puddle to "comfort" him. Unfortunately, that Pegasus was Feather, the sweetest, gentlest mare around. She was pure white and the tips of her feather were a shimmery silver. She lifted Dynamis out of the puddle and tossed him onto her back, flying into the air to evade the lion. However, that actually meant a moment of pure, blissful, much needed... OH WHO AM I KIDDING, DEVASTATING, MIND-BLOWING, sanity.

Which caused me to scream my head off and spontaneously combust into neon butterflies and mustard two seconds later.

Everyone except Pinkie, Kenta, Tithi and Yu cheered because they wouldn't be driven insane from the crazy authoress that stalked them at random times. Gingka and Ryuga were missing in action, probably on a mission to retrieve their lost beyblades that I had hidden in the core of the earth. Kyoya was almost in tears because when I had exploded earlier, the lion had also disappeared. Tsubasa was apologizing to his hysterical eagle who had seen the discarded KFE box.

7 hours later...

Hikaru had invited everyone to the WBBA headquarters for a celebration party. I have no idea why she had that idea (don't get me wrong, I love parties). Come on, I never even did anything to her! All I did was have some fun with the others!

I was currently at home, sulking. I couldn't just walk into the Beyblade world because they had the security levels super-high, and my insanity dimension pass didn't work because of the current sanity level. I could still look at the events, though, through MY AWESOME EPIC...Green...tape holder...thingy... and smirked. They were having a party, and the level of insanity was gradually rising. Once the party really started, I could enter.

There was a burst of sparkles and I looked to the side. Princess Luna and Cadence were next to me. They smiled. "If we use our magic, you can enter a little earlier...perhaps during the formal dinner. You in?" Luna asked. Cadence's eyes sparkled. Being a princess, they probably didn't have a lot of fun. Poor them.

A wide grin appeared on my face. "I AM SO IN."

-Meanwhile, at WBBA Headquarters-

Everyone was eating happily and recounting tales of sanity before I had decided to "Mess things all up" (I growled with anger at this point). Dynamis was about to take a bite of his food when a glitter bomb hit him in the face. His eyes widened. "Glitter...randomness...insane...Nyx..." He stammered out shakily before fainting.

There was a rip in the ceiling and a portal opened. I came cruising down on Luna while Cadence was busy setting things up. I wore my EPIC SUNGLASSES and a dark red cape. I had brought Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Cheese Sandwich in as well. They had started a band called "CHEESY RAINBOWS OF INSANITY".

I glared at them. "NO ONE MESSES WITH INSANITY.

Me and Pinkie started to sing at the top of our voices.

"CAUSE I LOVE TO MAKE YOU SMILE SMILE SMILE, YES I DO!"

"IT FILLS MY HEART WITH SUNSHINE ALL THE WHILEEEEEEE, YES IT DOES!" Rainbow Dash flew in on a sonic rainboom, wrecking the dining table. Which didn't matter, because the next moment the dining hall was turned into a disco.

Me and Pinkie were singing random songs from MLP. Dynamis had woken up and was trying to escape, but there was live potato robots guarding the entire place. I smirked at Pinkie and we both nodded. I took my microphone and sung.

"Got the music in our hearts,"

"We're here to blow this thing apart,"

"And together, we will never..." We (Me, Pinkie, Rainbow and Cheese) had all sung softly and gently. We took a deep breath.

"BE AFRAID OF THE DARK..." We screamed, causing everyone to cover their ears, and a blinding light filled the room.

When everyone blinked and the light died down, Nile was dressed as a birthday present. He was in a present with holes for his arms and legs, and he had a giant pink ribbon wrapped around his body. There was a red and white polka-dotted bow on his head. His eyes were shocked. "What the..."

"Bye! And here, Dynamis!" I said happily, giving the lion to him.

"Wait, the lion means Kyoya is going to..." He saw a rabid, very angry Kyoya stalking towards him.

"NYXXXXX!"

I smirked and waved cutely. "Bai!"

Then, I disappeared.

Me: *Pants*Phew...I think I lost him. And hope you enjoyed the insanity in this chapter.

Dynamis: *Enters* EVIL! YOU MADE ME EVIL! WASN'T THE TORTURE ENOUGH?

Me: *Summons cheese shield* Yu? Please?

Yu: Nyx hopes you have enjoyed the chapter! She also wants the MLP fans to check out her story, Rainbow Teardrops. She does not own MLP or any of the MLP songs featured in this chapter! As always, critiques welcome and please review! And now, I need to go save her from this raging, very dangerous thing called Dynamis! *Runs*