I am BACK! My cousins went home a few days ago and I spent on my spare time drawing... and the older cousin is like a year younger, not older. Me and my carelessness... also it wasn't that bad! The older one is really similar to me and the younger one likes Pokemon and Beyblade too! :)
Dynamis: You made me evil...
Me: Get over it. And I have this totally random story. I was playing badminton with my cousins and I was playing referee for them so I was like MORE WIND. Instantly more wind. And then they started glaring at me and I was like LESS WIND! :D And then 1 minute later it died down. And then I was like NO WIND and it actually happened. I repeated this a lot and then I was like I CONTROL WIND! Actually it was the third time I did that.
Dynamis: Who cares about that, you made me-
Yu: Shut up Dynamis. Anyway Nyx doesn't own MFB, and please enjoy!
Me: We're also having a special guest today!
I walked into a random abandoned warehouse which was painted rainbow with unicorn patterns on it. Snapping my fingers, a chocolate cupcake appeared and I ate half of it. I threw the other half at the wall for fun. It bounced off the wall and hit Dynamis's head.
Wait...what?
"Dynamis? What are you doing- HEY!" I was cut off by Jupiter flying out at me. I quickly conjured up a rainbow shield around myself. He glared at me. "I have had to be in hiding for the past few days because of you?" I smirked and pretended to be confused.
"What do you mean?" I asked innocently. He was about to lunge at me when Kyoya walked in. "AHA! I FOUND YOU DYNAMIS! NOW HAND OVER THAT LION!" He screeched. Dynamis started running and Kyoya chased after him. Grumbling, I ran after the two bladers.
"HI!" I threw a block of ice-cream at Kyoya's head and he immediately went down. I stuck my tongue out at him. "Never underestimate the power of ice-cream. Then, I continued to chase after Dynamis. It wasn't particularly hard. I mean, I'm a good sprinter and I like running! I conjured up a cannon and stuck myself in it, launching myself towards Dynamis in an explosion of rainbow cake, paper bags and chocolate horses.
"You do know that you could just hand the lion over to him?" I asked him.
"But you made him listen to only me!" He yelled back. I shrugged and blinked, causing a nearby laptop to fall down on his head. "OW!"
"I did?"
"YES, YOU DID!" A whole avalanche of snow came down on his head this time. But he was still alive. Of course he was. I need him for this story, don't I?
"Yu!" I called, and a chocolate fondue gun was thrown to me. I shot Dynamis in the face with chocolate. Then, I stuck a random stick of marshmallows in the torrent of chocolate gushing from the gun. I tasted one. "YUM! Er, who's that?" I squinted at a few figures approaching me in the distance.
"#Epic! #Fun! #Awesome! #She's here!" Dynamis frowned at me. "Why are you speaking like that? And who's 'she'?" I pointed at the figure. It was another girl flying towards me, literally, with Gingka and Ryuga behind her on dog leashes. She skidded to a halt. "Hi Nyx!" She greeted me cheerfully.
"Hi Luna!" I smiled at everyone. "This is luna_crest, a fanfiction authoress and a close friend of mine. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a fanfiction account, but she does have Wattpad. Those Pokemon fans out there, be sure to check out her #AMAZING STORIES, Hidden Woes, Missing Piece and Who am I? Even though I think the last one's discontinued. #YAY! #If you don't check her out the rainbow unicorns of doom will come after you in your sleep." I waved my hands around causing more laptops to fall from the sky.
Luna grinned creepily at the characters, who slowly backed away. "#YES THANK YOU NYX. Oh and I found this two idiots trying to dig into the core of the earth from China using a paper shovel. Honestly, those two are pure stupid."
Ryuga's eye twitched. "#WHAT DID YOU SAY? #NYX, WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME PUT HASHTAGS BEFORE EVERYTHING I SAY?!" He yelled at us. I glared at him. "Don't. Insult. My friend. Or me. #WIND!" A strong gust of wind knocked him of the hill made of sandwiches, sugar and potatoes we were currently standing on. (Well I can do this in real life, just not as epic). Luna wasn't happy with Ryuga.
"LET IT RIP!" She launched her bey, Cyber Digit. I smirked. "#TAG BATTLE! Let it rip!" My bey, Disaster Absol landed on the hill. Ryuga came climbing up the hill again. "#OK! #I'll steal your power! #Let it rip! #NYX STAPH WITH THE HASHTAGS!"
Gingka launched his bey as well. "#BATTLE!"
Luna smirked. "Go Digit! Special move, Digit Shift!" The facebolt flashed and the digits rearranged themselves to form Discord from My Little Pony. ""Cyber Discord! Special move, #GLASS OF WATER!" Lots of insane stuff happened at the same time. Pillars of flowers erupted everywhere and chocolate milk rained down from the sky. Pegasus and L-Drago were spinning upside down because of LOGIC, and Gingka and Ryuga's clothes had switched.
While they were busy arguing, bees came out of nowhere and attacked them. Finally, a huge waterfall of water rained down on the entire world. Discord's bey spirit emerged and struck a pose, causing rainbow neon butterflies to fly out around him for added effect.
-Somewhere in Egypt-
Nile poked a flower coming out of the flower pillar. "What is this?" He asked before a flying pot hit him in the face. "Ow..." Then, his eyes widened in realization.
"Is...is Nyx back? Crap. I need to pack immediately and evacuate this planet." He muttered.
He then proceeded to warn Demure but was stopped by a herd of PINK FLUFFY UNCORNS running over him. "Hey! OW! Watch it! Stop kicking me!" When the herd finally ran off he sat up. "WTH..."
Now it was my turn. "Disaster Absol. #Special move, #Doom Bringer!" The bey spirit, a Mega Absol with dark blue fur, white skin and light blue eyes (Reversed colours) emerged and her horn lit up. Usually it was a more serious move, but INSANITY IS SO MUCH BETTER! "#MEET YOUR DOOM!" I screamed as streamers flew everywhere, My Little Pony Characters stampeded, Gingka and Ryuga were doing acrobatics on a rope made out of pink bread against their will.
I transported everything to the BEAUTIFUL GALAXY OF SWEET INSANITY.
I threw ice cream everywhere, and it hit everyone except Luna square in the face. The ice cream transformed into calculators except for the authoress', who was eating pie. I smiled at them. "#WHO LIKES PI? I LIKE PI! #DO YOU LIKE PI? #3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419399351705820974...Er, what was the rest? Never mind, I reached the fifty digit mark! 57 digits, YAY!"
Dynamis frowned at me. "What is Pi?" I gasped and stared at him in horror before fainting.
When a bucket of warm cheese fondue and liquid paper had been dumped on me, I finally woke up. Cleaning up, I glared at him. "#How. Can you. #Not know. What. #PI. IS?!" I yelled at Dynamis, throwing a random iPhone 6 Plus at him.
We were then transported back to the real world (UNFORTUNATELY) and we finished it up. "Joint special move! Prediction of Disharmony!" An Alicorn appeared in the sky (This scene is from Rainbow Rocks! My Little Pony movie 2!) and shot a rainbow at them. I was like "TASTE DA RAINBOW, SUCKERS!"
Ryuga blinked. "#I lost? #I suck. #Gingka and Kyoya are way better than me. #L-Drago is weak. #Nyx, why are you making me say these things?!" I was like "I'm in charge. Just DEAL WITH IT." He rolled his eyes. "#My Little Pony is awesome. #Wait...what? #THESE HASHTAGS ARE ANNOYING!"
Gingka and Ryuga were transported to the land of IDKLOL for approximately 5.232498434 seconds. They came back slightly dazed, with Gingka wearing a diaper on his head and a lion cub clinging to Ryuga's face. Kyoya's eyes lit up and he started to chase Ryuga. But then Dynamis's lion ran out.
"#Who to chase...who to chase..." Kyoya muttered to himself. I rolled my eyes and teleported myself to an ice-cream stand, putting on my #EPIC SUNGLASSES. The spider asked me what I wanted.
"I would like a triple scoop of brownie fudge, wasabi and potato flavored ice cream with meatball and tomato sauce and gummy worms on top. Oh and can I have some Zap Cherries? And chocolate chips and rainbow strawberries too. Also give me a single scoop ice cream flavored ice cream." I said really fast in spider language.
"Uh, Miss, what did you say?"
"I said, I would like a triple scoop of brownie fudge, wasabi and potato- never mind. I want this." I conjured up my ice cream and walked off. "Here's your money. Thanks!" The spider looked confused.
"Thanks...but there's no such thing as ice cream flavored ice cream...and you were the one who made the ice cream..." It said.
I tossed something to Kyoya. "Here. Bye!" Luna ran over to me from where she was dumping boiling hot ice cream cake on Gingka and Chris. She kicked them in their ass and threw a mountain of exploding paintballs at them.
Then, we both teleported away.
Kyoya inspected the thing. It was a giant hashtag plushy which was spewing out video tapes. He grabbed one and watched it on the TV. It was a horror movie about lions slowly, painfully dying and becoming extinct.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kyoya screamed. "#WHY NYX?"
HASHTAG RANDOMNESS! *Throws confetti everywhere*
Dynamis: *Smiles* I gathered an army to destroy Drowning in Darkness.
Me: *Gulps* Who's on which side?
Dynamis: Nile, Chris, Kyoya, Bao, Gingka, Ryuga, Rago, all the bad guys, a few of your OCs on my side...
Me: WHAT?!
Dynamis: And Yu, Tithi, Kenta, Yuki and your OCs on your side.
Me:Why do you all hate me so much...?
Tithi: Never mind! Anyway, critiques welcome and please review!