The next chapter is up! Finally! *Eats a muffin* I know I'm updating this really fast. The reason will be explained in the chapter.
Kyoya: That lion video... *Silent*
Dynamis: She's crazy...and we have nothing to say about it...
Kenta: Come on! She's not THAT bad! She's awesome!
Dynamis: Says the boy who she spoils along with the other two...
Me: This will give you a chance to see my really weird mind. Also special guests in this chapter. Please enjoy.
I was looking through the majestic epic awesome green tape holder next to the laptop to see the events occurring in the Beyblade world. It was nice and insane, with lions chasing Ryuga and Dynamis everywhere, Gingka was still trying to use dig into the core of the earth... well, from Europe this time. Using a cheese shovel instead of a paper shovel. Unfortunately, as he had eaten all the cheese, he had to use the paper shovel.
Kyoya was mentally scarred for life because of that cruel video about lions becoming extinct. Nile couldn't find Demure and decided to evacuate the planet on his own. Which, unfortunately... *5 seconds later* He was teleported to my house. I squealed in excitement. "You decided to visit me instead of me coming over to your world?! You're too kind, Nile!"
The Egyptian looked confused. "What is... please don't tell me... OF ALL PLACES, NYX'S HOUSE?! WHYYYYY, HORUS?" He started to run around in circles wildly. I hugged him tightly. "YAY!" I then teleported both of us to the Beyblade world. Dynamis was running from Ryuga's lion cub and Ryuga was running from Dynamis's lion cub. And they were running so fast, even I couldn't catch up. So I took a deep breath, conjured up a microphone made out of cake and screamed.
"ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP AND STOP!"
Immediately, everyone just froze and fell into one big pile, making me face-palm. I snapped my fingers, turning a cloud above them into a explosion of rainbow confetti. But not just any confetti. No, this was frosting confetti. There was a huge difference. So now that everyone was drenched in cream and frosting, I made random tape fall from the sky. Dynamis moaned. "Nyx, leave before you drive us all insane." I tilted my head to my side.
"But that's the exact purpose of me coming here!" I protested, causing everyone to anime fall.
Kyoya spoke up next. "Why are you updating so quickly? Usually there's a week's gap between your updates. Actually, wait, I don't want to know-" I started waving my hands around with tears in my eyes. "School is starting in about one or two weeks and I'll have literally no time to update!"
I started running around the city, popping in on a bey battle between Ryuto and Chris. "I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL!" They looked at me like I was crazy, then again, I kind of was. Ryuto paused for a while and there were several moments of silence between the two. Finally, Ryuto spoke. "... Who is she?" Chris shot me a death glare. "She's an insane authoress with a really unhealthy obsession about Beyblade...and Dynamis."
Ryuto nodded. "I'll keep that in mind."
"I HEARD THAT!" I screamed before I took off again, running into the WBBA. "SCHOOL IS GONNA START! I WANT MY FREEDOM BACK!" I wailed and Hikaru just glared at me. "I don't care. Get out of here." Rolling my eyes, I launched Absol and broke all the locks. I then hacked into the loudspeaker announcement speaker TO THE WHOLE WORLD and shouted, "I DON'T THINK I CAN SURVIVE THE HOMEWORK! AND NO FANFICTION!"
I started teleporting to random places and telling people about how dreadful homework was while dumping cold pudding on them while playing annoying music and eating sugar-coated potato sprinkled bananas. Then, I called two of my friends, Luna and Sal, to come help me with insanity. They know what I'm going through 'cause they have school soon too.
Chris called Mei-Mei. "Yes?"
"Just calling you to be careful. Nyx and her friends are here."
"OK. But you're too late. There are winged rainbow toodles with cheese bazookas running goose in here."
"She means 'turtles' and 'loose'!" Chao Xin called somewhere in the distance. "And Wales called to tell me that the other one, Luna, is in Europe." Chris grumbled. Because that left the rest of them with ME! A.K.A The most random of them all.
I poked Dynamis making chocolate fall from the sky. "Did you know that I had a dream of being chased by you?" He had a really weirded out expression on his face and slowly backed away from me. "That's a very unhealthy obsession..." He muttered before running. But I continued anyway.
"And I had a dream of Nile being tortured by Dynamis and then he was afraid of random stuff like food!" I yelled as I chased him. Nile blinked before joining Dynamis in running away. "NYX YOU REALLY SHOULD STOP WATCHING BEYBLADE! IT'S UNHEALTHY!" Nile screamed.
I started banging my head on a nearby pudding wall. "Why is everyone telling me that I have an unhealthy obsession. And what's wrong with liking characters?"
Just then, Wales called me. "NYX! YOUR FRIEND LUNA IS SETTING DEMON RABBITS FREE ON THE STREETS! ALSO THERE'S A MARCHING BAND OF RAINBOW LEPRECHAUNS OUTSIDE! STOP IT!" I ate a random potato chip before shooting a cookie dart all the way to Europe.
"What is this?" Wales said as my pet falcon Sonata (named after Sonata Dusk in Rainbow Rocks) dropped a cookie on his head. He bit into it, noticing the edible cheese paper inside. "I'm too lazy. Besides, I enjoy randomness. ~Nyx" He started screaming at the sky. "WHYYYYY?!"
Luna smirked as she flew down from a random Pegasus. Snapping her fingers, she made rainbow coloured clones of all the characters appear and start break dancing. She then saw Gingka trying to dig with his pathetic paper shovel and chased after him with a chainsaw and a burger mallet.
-Back Metal Bey City-
"Hey! COME BACK!" I was chasing the group of characters through the streets. I tackled Dynamis, Nile and Yuki. "Three down!" I left them in a cage of electrified laptops and rubber hot-dogs before throwing pie-flavored coconuts at the rest, taking down several other characters. I caught up to Chris.
"I forgot to tell you a dream I had about a nerdy Chris with glasses going to school and then he was attacked by his school principal and discipline master which turned into colourful dragons and then he almost died!" I chirped happily. Chris ran away from me.
"WHAT THE HELL NYX? I said this before but you have a really unhealthy obsession with this. And why am I nerdy anyway?! Fanfiction is messing with your mind!"
I rolled my eyes at him, using a potato gun to hit him in the face. "My mind was already originally like this. Deal with it." I put on my epic sunglasses.
"YEAH! HER DREAMS ARE AWESOME!" I gave Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash a hoof-bump before jumping on Rainbow Dash, who sped away leaving a trail of unicorns, peanut butter and chocolate mousse. Rainbow smirked at them. "You're jealous that she's 20% cooler and she's not." This caused Dynamis to start lunging at Rainbow Dash. Unfortunately, he couldn't fly XD I then did a backflip, landed on Dynamis, exploded into pickle fondue and reappeared at Chris.
"GET OFF ME! I SAID GET OFF! NYX YOU'RE GOING TO DRIVE ME INSANE!" Chris shouted as he banged his head against a wall. I smiled. "But that's awesome!" I whistled, causing Sonata to fly over and peck him on the head. "OW!"
-1 hour later-
I frowned. All the characters had run away, leaving me alone. I was determined to have more fun before something horrible called SCHOOL started. I snapped my fingers and grew wings, pony ears and a "tail". "Better!" I flew up in search for characters.
"Nile, come out of that sparkly pink trash bag. I can see you." I sighed.
No response.
"Now." I demanded.
Still no response.
"Or I'll drop the unicorn potato mango cake of insanity on you. It causes you to go insane for an hour."
"WHAT?!" Nile jumped out of the bag and landed face first. I grinned. "But I would like another partner!" I dropped the cake on him and transported him to the BEAUTIFUL GALAXY OF SWEET INSANITY. He started randomly dancing to Gangnam Style.
I nodded to myself, proud. I made a Beyblade character insane! That was awesome. Now, to find Dynamis and Chris...
I finally found Dynamis hiding in a silver log shaped like an iPhone for some reason. I glared him in the face. "You are lazy." He was bewildered and looked at me with a really confused expression on his face. "W-what..?"
For the next fifteen minutes, I found myself explaining about how he could beat Nemesis 'cause his bey was a god and everything. And I forgot about the unicorn potato mango cake of insanity. That sucked. And when I finally remembered, I had to go back. My insanity pass had time limits.
"Bye!" I said while tossing the cake at him. It was meant to be a present so he could use it on someone else, but instead he would be insane for an hour.
He started doing the worm while watching My Little Pony on the computer.
Wait...since when did he know how to use a computer anyway?
I decided not to question that. He was crazy.
FUN FACT: I found a Beyblade shipping list! RagoxDynamis is HeavenShipping! And PlutoxDynamis is called ContrastShipping! (Although I would prefer HadesShipping or something)
Me: And...done! XD
Chris: Seriously Nyx? You dreamed about me nearly dying?
Me: *Shrugs* I had that dream yesterday night.
Kyoya: She has a serious problem... a really unhealthy obsession.
Me: Says the blader who has an even more unhealthy obsession with beating Gingka.
Kyoya: I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH BEATING HIM!
Everyone: *Slowly* Yeeeeaaah...
Me: And school IS starting soon. I have to get used to it after three months of complete freedom... :( Anyway, anyone who's insane is awesome(Which is why my insane friends are here)! Oh and should I have more special guests in this story? I give you the UNICORN POTATO MANGO CAKE OF INSANITY so you can turn your favourite characters crazy! XD Critiques welcome and please review! :)