Guten Ta! Wie gehts? Hallo!

Kyoya: Wrong time to practice German, Nyx -_-

Aw but I only had one lesson!

Kyoya: N. O.

Dynamis: TEAM STUPID!

Luna: TEAM FANCEH!

Erm... they are arguing. You'll find out more in this chapter. Also there's a special annoucement at the end. Enjoy~ :D

Kyoya adjusted the camera that was recording the Beyblade world. According to the semi-precise meters that was hung at the back of an old warehouse, he had a few minutes of sanity before I arrived. He cleared his throat and smirked, starting to speak.

"Good morning-"

"NIGHT!" Some random person screamed from a galaxy far away. He rolled his eyes.

"Night, or whatever time it is that you are watching this. Dynamis has appointed me as main speaker of his army to destroy Nyx's stories, particularly Drowning in Darkness." He snorted slightly at saying this. "I can't believe that scatterbrained authoress made me lose to Gingka!"

I heard this through my majestic awesome epic green tape holder and called across to him. "I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPOILERS, YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE TO HIM AGAIN!"

"WHAT THE FREAKING-" The teenage boy started before Firefox the Vulpix (Yes, she finally returned) teleported in front of her and screamed in the microphone. "VULLLL!" She screamed, waving her paws around wildly before blasting Kyoya in the face with a Flamethrower.

I nodded proudly. I thought her well. Though, I could arm her with the cookie lightning nuclear rifle. Now that would be fun to watch.

Kyoya stood up again with his face burnt and covered with soot. He glared towards the innocent Pokemon staring at the camera with big cutesy eyes. "And I is-" My inner grammar Nazi reacted. "AM!" He glared at somewhere nonexistent. "You made me say that!"

The camera suddenly faded to black and an advertisements started playing on TVs across the world.

Are you sick of Beyblade characters insulting your fanfictions? Tired that they can't appreciate the great amount of effort you painstakingly put in for each and every chapter? Wish they could be supportive just once?

Well, look no further! Fanceh Corporation has designed this unique, one- of- a kind android human that will sit by your side and encourage you like friends do!

*Screen cuts to a picture of my most adorable OC Rhea and Firefox standing beside a Dynamoid*

Rhea: *Watches me type a chapter and presses button*

A flash of rainbow light later~

Dynamoid: Don't worry! This fanfiction is amazing! Don't give up! :)

This android contains up to 2000 amazing phrases and comes in several designs, including but not limited to the Dynamoid, Kyoyoid, Gingkaoid, Ryugoid, Chrisoid, Nileoid and much much more! :D *Cue Rhea and Firefox's cute faces*

WARNING: FANCEH CO. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FOLLOWING LISTED BELOW:

-Blinded Characters by rainbow light

-A mob of angry fans

-An angry Dynamis... or whatever android you ordered

-A certain Dragon Emperor blowing up your house

-Any loss of life, injury, or damage

AND LASTLY:

- The happy insane feeling you get after listening to your personal Android after around 100-200 times. :D

What are you waiting for? Bye one right now and get a free Trapped Rago, Pluto, Doji, Ziggurat or Johannes, life sized and 100% real for you to torture freely! :D

Kyoya was looking extremely annoyed with the advertisement. "Nyx, you aren't supposed to advertise for Team Fanceh yet!" He said. A flying PERTATOOOO bomb exploded in his face. Totally not by coincidence. He juts face-palmed. "Whatever... anyway, if you want to join our army, with its fantastically creative name Team Stupid, then please leave a review or PM Nyx! I hate that name..." Nightmare the Pegasus flew in and kicked him hard.

Do not break the fourth wall! She flew off in a trail of rainbow confetti stars and baby lion cubs. Kyoya got stars in his eyes. "Why did I join this army again?" Another cone of ice- cream hit him in the butt. "Oh right..." There was a burst of rainbow light and Rhea appeared.

She gave her famous puppy eyes. (For those of you who don't know, Rhea is just this adorable little girl with huge adorable red eyes) before attempting to drag me on screen. There was a muffled "Eep!" And several squeaks that sounded a little like Fluttershy from My Little Pony.

"Come on already!" Rhea whined.

"But I'm camera shy!" Rhea used the STARE- RHEA STYLE on me. All she got was a face-palm from me. "Listen, Rhea," came my voice. "I designed you. So OBVIOUSLY I'm immune to the STARE."

"You leave me no choice." Rhea held out a Poke Ball. It contained a level 100 shiny, perfect IV Absol holding the Mega Stone.

After a few minutes of internal battle. I appeared on stage, accepting the Poke Ball. "The things I do for Absol... Eep! W-We're filming already?" Rhea nodded. My voice dropped in volume so that it sounded just like Fluttershy (I can actually imitate her XD)

"Oh...um... please don't destroy my fanfic, because... uh... I.. EEP!" I ran off screen.

- Take 1000000 -

"Please, please don't join Team Stupid no matter how wonderful their team name sounds! Join Team Fanceh... cause, we're fancy!" I smiled. "Also, we're insane!" Multiple PIE FLOODED CHEESE CAKE EXPLOSIONS occurred simultaneously. Also a geyser of streamers blaster Nile all the way to the galaxy where Pegasus was. And Pegasus blasted him back to China where he ended up riding a panda home (WHICH MASAMUNE WAS JELLY OFF).

"Also, you get a Trapped Pluto for Dynamis fans!" I held out a sample. "Meh." I whacked Rago in the face with Death Angel, my katana. Rago let out a girly scream before exploding into butterflies. He later reformed out of cheese.

I looked around at the empty area. Only me, Rhea and Firefox were there. (RAGO IS NOT HUMAN, HE'S A MONSTER)

"WHO VOLUNTEERS?" I screamed loudly as happy band music played.

"I VOLUNTEER!" Luna screeched as she came cartwheeling down on a flaming seesaw. She crash-landed in the warehouse and anime killed Kyoya with Kindness. (Her midnight Katana :D) Sal emerged on a turtle and raised her hand.

"AS TRIBUTE!" She continued. (Lol that Hunger Games reference) Spirit and Anime were also there.

Just then, the ground started to shake so much that cake popped out everywhere. A group of people stood behind Sal and Luna.

"Oh yay, my new classmates! Fairy, Cat and Fancy!" I cheered. "Equally insane people!"

Almost the entire Beyblade cast had join Team Stupid. They were all protesting and holding riots in the virtual fanfiction world.

Dynamis waved a huge banner. "I VOTE WE DESTROY YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW!"

But I gave you a happy ending Dynamis~

"I DON'T CARE!"

The screen faded to black with white letters saying "VOTE" printed on it.

You think you saw insanity? IT ALL REALLY STARTS IN THE NEXT CHAPTER. THE GREAT WAR BEGINS! Review which team you're on... though everyone's going to be on Team Stupid...

Dynamis: Destroy them fanfictions! You're One Of Us Now Sucks!

Luna: TEAM FANCEH FOR THE WIN!

*Plays with Dynamoid* Um, so I am actually camera shy in real life and I had my first German lesson today~ :D I'm in a reeeally good mood~

Dynamis: Staph with the fancy squiggly lines!

Luna: But we are supposed to be fancy! IT'S IN OUR FREAKING NAME! :D

Anywaaaaay... Go Fanceh! And I need to sleep now, I'm going out with Sal tomorrow for a movie! :) Oh, and school is AWESHUM! My class is the "insane art nerdy cool people". YAY!

Special announcement: DUN DUN DUN! I am allowing other insane authoresses to join in like temporarily or permanently even after the war!

And with that... Critiques welcome and please review! Bai~