I'm back! Sorry for not typing this, but I find it easier to type emo fanfics since I have the attention span of a coin. Ooh, shiny... *runs away*
Dynamis: Does that mean that I can edit this chapter? *eyes sparkle*
*Keyboard requires an access code*
Dynamis: ;~; *Sparkling eyes disappear*
I GOT A PHOTO OF THAT SPARKLING EYES DYNAMIS!
Dynamis: NUUUUU-
I don't own MFB! Enjoy~ :D
"HAIYAAAAAA!"
"Ow! Nyx isn't here yet, Luna!" Dynamis wailed at the hyper girl chasing him with swords, knives, guillontines, and torture devices. Luna is very attached to those devices. And I mean very. So when you steal one of them…
THIS MEANS WAR.
"DO I LOOK LIKE I F-" Firefox the Vulpix started waving her arms around. "Pix!" "-CARE?!" She started going on a rampage assasinating Dynamis with molten chocolate lava and candy demon bunnies before bringing him back to life to assassinate him again.
Meanwhile, a new girl sweatdropped at this entire scene. Um. Make it two new girls. "What in Arceus happened…?"
There was an explosion of cake, butterflies and Pokeballs (Don't ask me where they came from, lets just say the dimension of beautiful insanity) and I appeared FABULOUSLY.
"JUST CAUSE INSANITY AND PRAY THAT IT WINS THE WAR!" I yelled, whipping out my katanas. "Oh wait, wrong one." I tossed them away and they exploded into more butterflies midair. I took out a giant potato cannon~ Because they are fancy~ #TEAM FANCEH FOREVA!
The new people- a.k.a my friends Cami and Dwebble (She's called Dwebble for a reason XD)- grinned evilly and chased after the nearest person. Which so happened to be Kyoya. A minute later, I saw him coated in burnt cookies, ice cream, and pie. And they were babbling on about how awesome tigers were.
I created a magical slide just for the fun of it and slid ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE RAINBOW! To join Luna in creating insanity. Luna started whacking him on the head with a potato and he started to run away again.
"NILE HELP ME!"
The blader anime fell when he saw Dynamis being assassinated for the third time… by a potato. Potatoes are lethal. Very lethal. "What the-" He saw Firefox glaring at him. "Fluff! I mean fluff! Yes! Fluff!"
"ALL HAIL THE POTATO CANNONNNNN!" I yelled, launching flying potato Absol hybrids towards Nile, who got assassinated too… by potatoes. And then I revived him. And whacked him with a potato.
I crept up towards Tsubasa and smiled innocently. "Hey Tsubasa!"
"Hey Nyx- oh crap did I just say Nyx! OH NOOOOOOOO-"
A wild TSUBASA appeared!
Nyx send out Pidgeot!
Pidgeot has Mega Evolved into Mega Pidgeot!
Mega Pidgeot has evolved further into Mega Fabulous Pidgeot! (Inside joke from Le Feels Fabulous)
Mega Fabulout Pidgeot used Hurricane!
It's super effective! The wild TSUBASA fainted!
:D "AHHHHHHH! NONE OF US CAN BE TRUE WINNERS OF THIS WAR~!" I yelled, running around crazily, setting a random bush on fire and causing Lucarios to appear everywhere.
"Why?" Dynamis asked, magically being revived again and somehow appearing right in front of me.
"BECAUSE THIS ADORABLE DERP SMILE WILL BEAT US ALL!" Sad violin music (My theme song) starts playing as I mope in the emo corner with anime tears in my eyes as it starts to slowly fill with cookies.
Derp smile: :D :D :D Do not worry! I side only with the insane onez!
YAY! I suddenly become super happy again and clutch a derp smile pillow as potatoes start to appear around me. Not just ANY potato. KAWAII Potatoes. And not just ANY kawaii potatoes. PSYCHIC Kawaii potatoes!
Sal suddenly flew down a random hill, causing evil killer turtles to turn the grass into mud, causing Ryuga and Chris to get stuck in it. She then proceeded to send out all her fabulous, fanceh Pokemon to explode them into plushies~
Meanwhile, I was busy assassinating Doji and Pluto with Potatoes. I whacked them in the head. "This is what you *whack* get for *whack* hurting my favourite *whack* characters! YOU WILL *whack* PAYYYYYY-"
A random dragon band starts to form as they march everywhere somehow playing Doji and Pluto's funeral music on cymbals made of pie.
"ATTACK, MY TROOPS!" Dynamis shouted as everyone launched their beys. Yu's Arcanine just had a derp expression on its face as it used a Flamethrower to make it fly and crash into our dear, not so beloved Yo-yo.
"HEY! I HEARD THAT! DON'T CALL ME YO-YO!"
Shut up :D I do what I want, Yo-yo~
*Cue facepalm from Kyoya*
"Are we out of time?" I looked at a floating winged clock that appeared out of nowhere. "Oh s*pix* we are out of time! Well fluff the time!" I snapped my fingers causing the clock to reset. "BEGONE WITH YOU!"
So you know what happened next?
Stuff happened.
Magical stuff.
Plushies started to rain everywhere and Luna was ripping open Doji plushies while I was collecting one. I also tossed one to Warrior who was just sitting on a chair that was (surprisingly) undamaged with a Pichu and popcorn, just watching.
"Rain!" I chirped happily and rain started to pour everywhere. I mean, everywhere except us. Because I'm a psychic.
"IMMA POTATO-TO, IMMA POTATO-TO-"
"SHUT THE FLUFF UP!"
"NEVAH!"
The screen faded to black:D
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Hah. You think it would really just fade to black?
It faded to RAINBOW.
So, Warrior, you didn't specify if you wanted to join in the war or not so... Yeah. I just put you in as a cameo. Sorry ^_^ And I'm not updating my fics as often because I'm entering in the Pokemon Watty Awards, and I have to finish two stories on Wattpad by October -_- Hope you understand.
Azalea: I would be mo-
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET INTO THE FANFICTION WORLD THROUGH WATTPAD?!
Azalea: I have no idea.
And Gocty, here's a Dynamis plushy too! *Tosses a mountain of plushies*
Dynamis: ...I'm creeped out. How did you even get so many plashes!
I have my ways~
Now, if you excuse me, I have to go to the Kill Doji and Pluto Club. Let's assassinate them with potatoes, no?
Dynamis: -_- Critiques welcome and please review...