Nyx is tired.

Nyx is bored.

Nyx is fed up for studying for exams.

NYX GOES INSANE.

:D

"Troops!" Luna grinned. She rolled her eyes. "Well, since our dear Nyx has gone missing in search of insanity, I'm in charge for now." There was absolute silence before she shrugged. "What?"

Spirit flung a random Doji plushy at her. "Insanity!"

Her eyes lit up. "RIGHT!" She found a sparkler and smirked. It wasn't just any sparkler. It was my precious sparkler sword. "Eh. Nyx won't mind. Right?" She looked around nervously. I randomly teleported in out of nowhere to the- er, what were we in again? Oh yeah, a candy house.

I nommed on a piece of cookie and threw the sword to Luna before taking out another equally FABULOUS sword. Then, I teleported to wherever life takes me. There's nothing better than that. Right? Right. XD

"POTATOOOOOOOOO~" Luna shouted as she randomly plucked Doji out of nowhere and assassinated him. And brought him back to life again. And then took out her skittle shooting chainsaw of doom Fluffiness and then assassinated him again.

Just then, a girl walked into the candy house. But wait, the candy house didn't have a door… Insanity rules forevah :D

As that face was shown, I popped in again out of nowhere. "NUUUU! The adorable derp smiley is taking over the world!"

The girl face-palmed. "Oh Nyx…"

I grinned before frowning in confusion. "Wait, who are you?"

She stared at me before an awkward silence ensued for a literal eternity, with many lapses of fabulous potatoes and butterflies in between. Then, she blinked. "I'm Gocty."

I blinked again. "Hi."

Luna blinked yet again. "You're Gocty?" The girl nodded. Then, she turned to me. "Where were you in the first place?"

I rubbed my head sheepishly. "Off… er, torturing Pluto with Warrior…"

The blinks continued before her eyes widened. "WAIT! YOU MEAN YOU WERE TORTURING PLUTO WITHOUT ME?" She started chasing after me with the sparkler sword, Fluffiness and a random frozen Magikarp.

"HEY! I WANNA KILL PLUTO!" Gocty shouted as she pulled a pencil of awesomeness out of nowhere and ran after the both of us.

~.~.~

We all stared at the sight of Warrior whacking Pluto with a spiked rainbow cake mallet while her army of Pichus electrocuted him. I pouted. "Aw, now I can't do the electrocution!" A maniacal smile formed on my face. "But—but I can drench him, right?"

"This is an insanity book. What do you think?" Warrior deadpanned.

Firefox the Vulpix flew in majestically on a frisbee and glared at Warrior. "Pix pix Vulpix pix!" Translation: No breaking the fourth wall~!

But there's INSANITY in the title which means anything is possible…

Pluto stared at us before sighing. "I understand the katanas, chainsaw, sparkler swords and Magikarp, but seriously Gocty? A pencil's not going to do anything. Right?" He looked at me.

Nyx: :)

He gulped. "THE WORLD'S GONNA END!" He screamed and ran away with everyone chasing him. Dynamis appeared randomly and frowned. "Why is the world going to end?"

"BECAUSE NYX USED A SMILEY FACE FOR NO APPARENT REASON!"

'AAHHHHHHH!" Dynamis joined in the screaming and joined Pluto in running. Gocty threw her pencil of awesomeness at Pluto and he…instantly…fainted. And he was transported to the GALAXY OF SWEET INSANITY.

-In le galaxy-

Lord Pichu: I see thee hath come.

Pluto: What? Huh? Oh s*pix*. A Pichu?! And Nyx, what is a lord Pichu?

Nyx: :)

Pluto: NOT THE DAMN SMILEY AGAIN! PLEASE NYX!

Lord Pichu: I am the ultimate lord of Pichus which hath been chosen by the finest of Pichus by the burrito process.

Pluto: *face-palms* You're still not telling me anything.

Lord Pichu: Warrior put the Pichus through the burrito process and I emerged as the top. :D

Pluto: Burrito…? AND OH S*pix* THE SMILEYS ARE TAKING OVER- Wait, Nyx! Don't make me say th-POTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATO- I SAID STOP!

Lord Pichu: And now thou shalt sentence you to the ultimate doom sentence of hell with unicorns and insanity and Luna's demon bunnies. Oh, and a rabid army of Pichus and a pencil of awesomeness. ^_^

Pluto: ;-; What did I do to deserve this?

Lord Pichu: Thee put Dynamis under Hades Curse, which happens to be everyone's favourite character here, and they're mad at thee. And thee nearly destroyed the world. That enough?

Pluto: No one deserves this punishment… 0-0

Lord Pichu: Warrior! Does thee deserve this punishment?

All insane authoresses: *nods solemnly*

Lord Pichu: Okay. :D *Slaps Pluto* Off you go! *Throws burrito at Pluto and causes him to scream like a girl*

~.~.~

Warrior sent out her Shiny Milotic in search of the rainbow while Lord Pichu nommed on burritos and hid somewhere in Dynamis's hair.

Luna and Gocty had found Doji somewhere and were assassinating him over and over again with ice cream and cake. They found an ice cream cannon- wait, what? I AM JELLY. VERY JELLY.

I was riding on a majestical Mega Absol and whacking Pluto with a frozen tuna in his sentence of hell. "Guys…? I think I scarred him for life with the rainbow unicorns and the dancing lepreuchans?

"YOU DID!"

"No one insults my friends!" My friend from Wattpad, Orion4, (Yes I made a friend. Finally.) threw an exploding potato grenade at Pluto.

I grinned. "CAPTAIN CAPRI!"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT, YOYO!"

"BUT YOU CALLED ME YOYO!"

"WELL YOU'RE A LEO!"

"WE'LL YOU'RE A CAPRICORN!"

"GUYS!" Luna said, jumping in front of us. "I don't know this person who somehow crossed dimensions, but we have people to torture!"

We both nodded. "OKAY!"

The screen faded to happy innocent teddy bears dancing while lots of disturbing noises and screaming were heard.

"NOTHING'S HAPPENING! NOTHING AT ALL!" :D

Yup, I found a MFB and Pokemon fan in Wattpad :D In fact, I have quite a few friends there, but they're mostly in the Pokemon fandom. XD

Also, Gocty and Warrior, you two are going to be paired up with someone who has been here longer. Gocty, you're with Luna. (I just think your personalities are, erm... more compatible?) Warrior, unfortunately, you're stuck with me. Sorry :3

I also created a Kill Doji & Pluto Club forum, where we discuss on ways to torture and kill them. ^_^ Join if you want! :D Well, it's also for MFB villains in general, but meh.

I HAVE TWO BOOK IDEAS! FHWIUFHIUHVIWU

1. Stargazer- I think it's pretty obvious it's about Yuki;)

2: (I think you'll enjoy this more) Infinity: It's going to (maybe) feature my friends here on Fanfiction at a special high school. Not Wattpad, Fanfiction. If you're my friend, leave a review/PM me! Note: I don't consider EVERYONE my friends.

With that, please review! *Salutes* Nyx out! :)