I stayed up until past midnight for this.
This is how much I love you guys ~3
I know I haven't been on here for months. Heck, most of you probably forgot me xD I'm sorry. Besides editing my stories on Wattpad,I had exams. It's the holidays now, so I'll try to come on more. I also wasn't very motivated to come on here .-. I'm sorry. I missed you guys so much 3
Once upon a time, there was a Doji.
Who was not honourable enough to be called a potato.
And he died because of the lack of awesomeness.
Oh well.
"WAIT, WHAT, I DIEDED?"
Yes~ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:• ✧
Doji sighed and face-planted, causing a cactus to bonk him into the face and sail off to Greece on a cushion of balloon-powered cotton candy. "That glitter emoji is scarily innocent."
*author comes over and reads sentence*: I have no idea what this is supposed to mean .-. oh well, this is insanity
B-b-but glitter! ;-; I have made such a fine contract to turn it into a magical girl! ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
"Let me get this straight," Doji groaned out. "You're not just an insane authoress, but an Incubator?"
I transformed into Kyubey, swishing my tail and casually ignoring a screaming Dynamis from Greece (the cactus did its job 3) "Kyuu~?"
"Ugh." Doji face-planted, causing a potato to hit him in the head. Butterflies started catwalking around the unconscious Doji.
Nile popped up from nowhere. "This got weird…"
I shrugged innocently. "This is an insanity book." Then, five minutes later, I snapped my fingers, causing the flying cactus to hit him in the face, a random block of cheese following. "Nileeeeeeee~?"
He narrowed his eyes. "You can't be up to something good."
"Ehhh?" I stared at him innocently, still in a Kyubey fom. "Be a chair."
And that, my fellow potatoes/chairs, is how we got Nile-the-Chair-kun.
The end-
Oh wait, the chapter isn't long enough ;-; We'll just turn this into a chapter about Nile-the-Chair-kun :3 Except, we'll just call him Chair-kun because the authoress is lazy~
(NOTE: The chair idea did not originally come from Nyxie-Kyubey-chan. It came from LycidiaraEnta/ GoddessOfRandomness on Wattpad, who started "The adventures of Chair-Chan!", but I am the First Apprentice of the Great Immortal Chair on Wattpad on the account TheChairArmySquad, the second person in the squad, and apparently either a secretary or head of welfare.)
I sat on Chair-kun, despite his flaming protests (how can he talk when he's a chair owo) and pointed in the direction of the rainbow. "FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC~!" We then appeared at Dynamis' temple, where he was getting chased by a horde of cactuses.
I smiled innocently. "Dynamis-saaaan! Make a contract with me and become a magical…uh… boy? Because I can't exactly turn you into a magical girl…"
"THE WILL OF THE HEAVENS TOLD ME NOT TO TRUST YOU!"
"Actually, I'm pretty sure that's your own judgement."
"YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! THE WILL OF THE HEAVENS HAS DECLARED IT SO!" Dynamis screeched, still running away from the fabulous balloon-cotton-candy-pillow-cactus things.
I dropped down a trap but reappeared in front of him. "I have many spares, you see."
"You still haven't won the war yet."
I cocked my head. "B-but Warrior-senpai planted rainbow soda firecracker rockets of insanity here…!"
"WHAT THE HHHHHH-"
Warrior dropped in on a string of candy, randomly lighting the rockets and accidentally flooding the temple with her Milotic.
Hey, I said accidentally, don't look at me~
And yes, rockets work in water.
Because insanity.
#nailedit C:
There was a fabulous, explosion of Eevees, soda, rainbows, and insanity everywhere. I dumped Dynamis on Chair-kun, stuck a rocket switch underneath Chair-kun, and switched it on.
"FFFFFFFFF-" He was cut off by Firefox, who popped up out of nowhere and slapped him in the face.
He then fell to somewhere at the end of the rainbow, where Lord Pichu was snacking on a Holy Burrito. It then proceeded to explain very calmly that this was its territory, slapped Dynamis with the burrito, and blasted him off with another rocket.
Of course, slow emo music was blasting during this time and I had everything on instant replay 3
And then, Dynamis landed in some random house where he got slapped by a random woman.
"WHY AM I GETTING SLAPPED BY EVERYONE?"
you have a slappable face. c:
Back to now rocket-powered Chair-kun. I was standing on it like the proud incubator I should be.
I teleported to Pluto's humble domain (aka a torture chamber by Luna) and casually assassinated him before reviving him again. I then turned his hair pink and styled it into two ponytails, dunking Madoka's froufrou magical girl dress on him. (from PMMM x3)
"Madoka, do you wanna make a contract?
Come on, let's not delay,
Walpurgis Night is coming soon
It spells your doom
Come on, let's not delaaaaaaay~~"
Pluto shuddered. "Those squiggly lines are creepy."
"Really?"
"Hell no am I going to make a contract with you or whatever. I don't even know what a contract does."
"Ah~!"
I innocently blasted him away on Chair-kun to the end of the world, and he landed and impaled himself on one of Gocty's pencils of awesomeness.
Pencils are really that awesome.
"Ehh. Chair-kun doesn't deserve you." I grabbed Chair-kun back. "Only I deserve to ride on Chair-kuuuuuun-"
"TURN ME BACK!"
"You're too comfortable~"
Meanwhile, slappable Dynamis was still being slapped by the random woman and, coincidentally, her army of Pichus.
I zoomed over to Doji once again.
Doji tried, but no matter how much of a comedic moron he was, he would never be loved.
Someday.
Maybe someday.
*cue the emotional, hopeful music*
…
…
…
AKA never.
HEY! YOU LITTLE B-"
This time, he got hit in the face with a frying pan. "YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE FRYING PAN!" I screamed.
"HOW IS THAT EVEN AN INSULT?"
"FRYING PANS OPPOSE THE GREAT AND FABULOUS CHAIR ARMY! A TINY FRYING PAN LIKE YOU IS NOTHING COMPARED TO US WHEN YOU'RE HIGH ON TEA!"
"How can you be high on t-"
Just then, a huge wave of tea drowned him, and I shoved Chair-kun into the tea.
Where he promptly exploded into a wave of majestic fabulous insanity that killed Doji.
I stood on top of the chair and frown. "Wait… if I'm part of the Chair squad, I'm a chair. If I'm a chair, and I'm standing on top of another chair- GUYS, PHILOSOPHY, CATEGORICAL SYLLOGISM-"
"GET ON WITH IT!"
"CHAIRCEEEEEPTTIIOOOOOOOON~"
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" Dynamis appeared, only to get slapped by a cactus-frying pan hybrid.
"THE ACTION OF A CHAIR ON ANOTHER CHAIR!"
"I DON'T GET ANYTHING ANY-"
*screen projects to crack from the overwhelming masses of awesomeness, insanity, chairs, and tea*
*static*
"do you wanna make a contraaaaaaaaact"
0-0 Dynamis is slappable, Nile is a chair and I'm Kyubey? Fair enough, kyuu~ :3
I'm also working on a big project with my Wattpad friends- it's called The Incubator Project, and it's a group of MLP and PMMM fans. We'll be doing song covers, and I'll make a YouTube channel for that sometime, so stay tuned! :) I'll be singing and voice the parts of Fluttershy and Scootaloo, and possibly some others as well c:
I'm sorry once again _ And see you tomorrow, I'm exhausted xD