"Man, Wyldstyle, I can't believe you're going to be on TV!" Emmet exclaimed. "Well, I guess you were on TV that one time when the world was ending, but I wasn't there to see that. But now I'll get to watch you! And on Total Drama Island! How cool is that?!"

Wyldstyle raised an eyebrow at the construction minifigure. "If you think it's so cool then why didn't you say yes when they asked you to be on the show?"

Emmet rubbed his hands together. "I… get stage fright."

"But you did fine when you talked to the Master Builders at Cloud Cuckoo Land," she pointed out.

"That was in front of people! One speech then done!" Emmet exclaimed, waving his arms around wildly. "This is TV, being broadcasted to millions of viewers! Plus they're recording it, and it'll be around forever!"

Wyldstyle chuckled. "Whatever. Anyway, I have to get going."

"Bye Lucy! I'll watch you on the show!"

Wyldstyle turned to leave, but stopped. "Emmet, you DO know that Total Drama Island isn't shot live, do you?"

The plastic man's arms dropped to his sides. "Say what now?"

Wyldstyle rolled her eves as she lifter her arm to turn on a communicator on the side of her head. "Alright, X-PO, I'm ready."

"Got it," a robotic voice replied. "Ready to open portal for Wyldstyle from Bricksburg to Total Drama Island in three… two… one."

A swirling blue vortex opened in front of Wyldstyle, which she wasted no time in jumping through, leaving a very confused Emmet behind.

"I could'a sworn it was live…"

Wyldstyle found herself hurdling through a familiar blue tunnel. Memories of past experiences in this swirling mass lead her to periodically glance around to make sure she didn't smash into any stray cars or blue police boxes that might have made their way into the vortex.

A bright light heralded her arrival. Wyldstyle flipped herself upright as she exited through another portal and landed on her feet.

"About time you got here," a familiar deep voice stated.

"Hello again, Batman," Wyldstyle greeted, turning to face the Dark Knight. "You guest starring too?"

"Yeah, I guess," Batman said, taking a bite of a doughnut he was holding. "Flash said I needed to do things like this for my 'public image' or something. Ordinarily I don't listen to his advice much, but Superman agreed with him, and once he's made up his mind there's no changing it."

Wyldstyle laughed. "You're starting to sound like my world's Batman."

Batman considered this for a moment. "Right. If I ever start sounding like him again, you have my permission to punch me in the face."

"Duly noted," Wyldstyle smirked as she helped herself to the contents of a refreshment table. "So, who are we waiting on now?"

"According to these interns there's supposed to be a third guy," Batman replied. "Some kid named after a pizza topping or something."

Wyldstyle frowned. "Pizza topping? Wait, do you mean-"

Another portal opened up and a minifig on a skateboard emerged from it. He was wearing a red shirt with blue sleeves, a white cap with headphones, and blue jeans.

"Pepper Roni!" Wyldstyle exclaimed.

"That's me!" Pepper beamed. "Hey, I know you! You were one of the dudes that stopped that Vortech guy from destroying everything!"

Wyldstyle nodded. "Yeah. And weren't you in some action movies awhile back?"

"That I was," Pepper smiled before noticing the Dark Knight. "Oh wow, Batman!"

"Mr.… Roni," Batman greeted, tilting his head slightly as he said the other figure's last name.

"Please, just call me Pepper."

"We're ready for the celebrity guest stars now," one of the interns said.

"Let's get this over with," Batman sighed as he and the two others followed the intern into a thick grove of trees.

They soon arrived at a clearing. In front of them was a large swamp with a crudely made obstacle course suspended over it.

Pepper glanced around. "Where are the contestants?"

A strong wind suddenly picked up, caused by a low-flying red helicopter.

"Greetings, viewers! This is Chris McLean, welcoming you and our celebrity guest stars to Total Drama Island!" a voice said over a loudspeaker mounted in the chopper.

"Are you the host?" Batman yelled.

"That I am!" Chris replied. "And I want to apologize for not being able to meet with you guys before the show, but we've been having some… production difficulties. Namely all of our contestants have gone missing."

"Well that's not good," Wyldstyle stated simply. "So, how are we going to judge a talent show with nobody to judge?"

"Yeah, about that- sliiiiight change of plans," Chris grinned. "So, without further ado, allow me to introduce our guest stars and guest contestants- Batman, Wyldstyle and Pepper Roni!"

Wyldstyle's eyes widened as a quote Emmet had said earlier popped into her mind.

"Say what now?"