Jezus came again. He wu da scoul gardnur. He trum da hoodgs.

Twuz anynormul day attt faget hi sool. Paul chan wooin at win re kun, an jule foukn a tostr. Paur went 2 winre kun an sey, "omg am wunt 2 sropit 4 u. Les fuk in da hal, i haev a goud pusy psl is so big i wan u gian mayonis stirstik in mah beardd axe woundd." win re den slap pul cuk in faec an say, "u wot" an den run away. Paulu den seys, "WY WUN U NOTIEC ME I AM CRI ;(." In du hal, fexy wuz texn 2 chic. "ey bb i wuz loukn att u fien as, it lik so god an rapable. Cum oba 2 meh plaec so i cen raep. Donut wroree, my cockam hieg, so u leik. " wen chic is recev mesag, se instanly begun 2 cuem bcuz da text wuz so sexi.

"helo gaiz subscrin 2 mah utoob chanel an my vien an my twotr." sed travor masun, da bigest fagot in da omniverse. De tostr shank trevor wit hem plug, an sey "cmon julez let go outto dis plaec an fuk in a drity hotel roum kkk." jule den say "OK". Jule an da toasta go 2 hoteal an git in rom.

"taek of u hat bb." say de sexi tostr. Den toster WAS ACTUALI PAUEL DAN DUN DAN! (paul wuz a vurt sexi femael womin, woo haev big pusy). "oh i can nut belib it u hoel tiem." sed is juel. Pauk den is go topo juel, an jule stik de dik to da sexi paulu chan. Paul den shour juel wit infin8 toast oita hem vagna. Juel poot toast into here penos, an pauel begun 2 eat all da toast. Paulu becum inflatd an fat. Juel climeb on paul an t-bag hem mout. Paul den shot outo milon taost bbys. Joul is kil dem al. Paul is delfl8.

BAK AT DA HI SOOL

paperyus wuz atte da hal. He am c magnel. Papr den sa, "MMM YES NYEH U REDY 2 GIT BOEND BI DA GR8 PAPR?". Magnel den saieyz, "sugoi". Den papr grap out hem litesabr dik an sliec magnel in haf. "oh shet me so sorry." papr den fingar de ded bodue. Papr rub hem dik wile finga. Zero form megaanam x cum. Hem den grap hem sword sabr an swing atte paper. Papr den swung hem dik an dey has a sword fite. Dden zero blo papr hed up. Den hem is dash away. Frody stan in fronto hem, an zero chaerg up hem busta. "Get out of the way!". Ferd den say, "y faget". Den ferd get dahsd into, cutte hem into 2 haf.

Y AM ZERO CUM?

WIL JULE AN PAUL FIEND OUT?!

WIL FOXIC AN CHOCA FUK GUD

FIND OU T NEX TIEM

CUZ 4 RIT NWO

IT IS

THEN END