ppaper is wok up. he in niec wurm in bed wit balakunet ova hem. temee cum ova 2 him, look ova form abov he. papr rub i's, an yawn. den ppr sey, "MMM WAT?! TAEK ME BAK 2 MI HOEM!". tem lready smil fac turn intoe eval girn. "papr, dz is new home, sirry". pape sey, "u r a crazee cat! git me out o her now!". tem den face of angurr. tem puch ppr faec liek puncing bag a lot. ppr is hurt an cri. "NO PLZ IS NO MAOR!", SEY PAPR. tem is gigel. "yo home, i own u no?." temee strat 2 lik papr aerm boen very seckxxxy. papr new he culdn sey or wuld be hurt. da fetl goud. tem den strat 2 play wt hre pusy wil lik da boen. sloe an gentel moan cun be haerd. tem is say "mmmmmmmmmmmmMMmMmMmMMmMmmMmmMmMmmmM." den tem is staph lik, an sey "hOIOOIOGIGGIGGGOGIGOGIGIIO" an cum her juic ale ova pprus. "EW DAT S GROZ, I DONUT LIEK CAT VAGNA JOOSE!", sey ppr. 'u ned 2 leern 2 get manerz yung man. u hav been bery naughtee haben u? i guez u don wan c god...o wel...". ppr brust ot sey, "NO PLS I B QUET SHOW GUD!". "Howe do i no u tel trut an lern lezon?", temi saed wit smug ton in voike. "NO I LERN LESON NO CAT RAEP!". "hmmm...i guess sum1 s gouana b rape!". 'NO!", sa ppr. Tem look at ppr stern, den louk up a ceilin in thout. "ow bout dis: u call me "mome", an we can jus 4git bout dis hole ordeel...bute, if you donut want, i unerstund..." temi is eye get cute, an is louk sed. ppaeruz feeeel bad nwo. "no, pls...don't cri..." ppr sed, departly tri no tem cri. tem den bawl hard an teer croz erywere. ppr bein 2 blush wit ambarezmen, an sey in a defetid toen, "mome, pls douhnut cri?". tem den meetiately jup up an joy. she hug ppr hard. "wel, wuz fun, but san is prob wrry bou me..me be leavn now!". ppr bolt towarr dour, an open realy fas, but wen open, temm dere. se is hav a vey grim an srs louk on fac. "i gib u a niec bed, an i eben b ur mom an fuk u, but u wan leav? fuk u, u is can go..." seys tem. tem smirk an ppr bolt out dour, but stahp in a crehcin halt. temie smiel widr. "wel, i guez u can leav...but u wil nevar git 2 c god...". ppr slole trun rund, an run bak. Temm poin paw to in houz, an ppr go in, sed an defetf. tem knok ppr out coldz wit a hamr.
ppr wak up, an see pentagrum.
"Wel, i decid no moar w8. MY god want 2 c u." temmi sa, now in drk sinster roeb. se grub out biblay, an speek in weir bakwurd tung.
ppr wuz silent. den face of joy. "YAY, I AM GOANA MEET GOD!". albei pprr no undrstan wat dt weid stur tin wa, or y tem wuz spek in wurd langua, he wuz jus rely hapi 2 b so clos 2 meet god!
tem i glow red, an a gian goat tin caem out o star. it roard an poin at ppr. he eye lookd wide.
"OMG IS GUD I HAV SO MANY QUEZTON, I AM R LIEK BIGES FAN!" ppr sey entuziazticlee.
de goat creatur shrug, grub ppr an smash to grun, an tro outo hus. tem wuz soopris, an wasn epct. "WHY U IS TROW MY NEW PET OUTO ROOF, NOUT COL SATAM, NUT COUL.", tem sey, scoldnly. the debil screem an sey sry den go bak in star. "HEY! IL GO 2 HEL AN STRATN U OUT U WORTLEZ PIEC OF SHET! U WIL GE MY SKELE BACK!"
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