Papr wiz in da sno. But also hem wuz in da sno 2. hem get up painfoulee an wiep sno offo himsel.
"me almos ttal 2 gud... he trow me..." ppr sed sadlee.
Den arceus cum. Papr i's lite up an hem jaw droop.
Arecus den say, "wtf r u stupid or something that was satan you dumbfuck how could i have made something as stoopid as u lel".
Ppr wu shock.
"we gotta kil teme pparys, now, ride on me bak. Alos poot ur cok in me, im god so fuckin do it." sey arceus expectuntle.
Papr insetr hem lietsabr dik into arecuz, an dey go 2 da hisool. Tem wuz chatin wit billy mays and jesus christ.
"Wow, look up there! Thats nit ocksy clean!" sey bily may. Temi gruwl. Arceus desend don 2 da plaec.
"fite me u pussy 1v1 noscopes only. Ppr traek kare of jesus (the gardener) an kil bily mayz k."
ppr den nod an giv jesus a check. "gracias senior ariiiba!" sey jesus as he skip away haplee. Bily maze den thro mity puty at ppr. He den get on da suicid latter, an poru da oxy cleen on papr.
Papr wuz shinyt clean but also screem in pain.
"if you order now u can get 2 cans of whoop ass for the price of free!" den billy mayuz grab da awesome auger an drill paprs boens.
Bily mayz den get whappd intp da ladr.
"SHAMWOW BITCH!" sed vince the shamow guy sed. Den antony sulivan cum.
"how u no i here?!" sed bily mayz.
"this is a live tv infomercial fagot. Misteak #1, never fulm urself wile fitin."
den antony sulvan sliec bily mace wit da edge o glory, an den shamwow guy usd da slap chop and bust to slap, chop, an bust bully mays nuts.
Dey bof smiel at camra an a "only 69 paymens oif 19.99 for freee!" in comic sans sho up.
Papr rub hed an sey "JAPD AGAN BUY DA GR8 PAPR!" den arceuz kil hem.
Temie wuz blud smear on da grund. "ya betr chek urself b4 u rek urself" sed arceus b4 he floar up 2 da ski.
Hoovi form tf2 was jakin heem ween wen da medic walk in in da pronciplas ofic.
"OH NO!" sed hoovi. medic smiel an sey "in my medical opinion, u need to fuck me in the but". Den hoovy ram da minigun ip hem ass an rev an it splaptr him sphicntr an blud ova room. Medic den touch his owen pussy anit get realy wet. He speew his medical cum over heavy an den point his medi gun at heavus ass. He den heal him. Den heavy sed "MEDIC IS CREDIT 2 TEEM", but ten medic was actually A SPY! "SPY!" yell heavy. Den spy stok him nife in the heoavys balls an clip em off, an eat em. "Youve aperd to b outclassed!" sed spy. But den heav sed, "i was never really on ur sied" den turn into spy. They taek their masks of an is actually the pyro. They hac sexy suit on an dey big titties an hip curve as wuz realy sexy. De slap as wit flaem thrpews. "hmmp hmmph hmmph!" sed de pyro. "huddahuddahudamuph!" sed de otter wun, in plesur. Dey both den cum dey soots dat dey taek off.
Dey die.
Wonri wuz fukin his waifu, battle chatelaine Evelyn. Se is blue hat dress an leggins, is shy.
"oh evelyn chan u r so kawaii" sed wind re. Evelyn blush but say nuffin.
"i donut care wut they sey u r real 2 me damit!" den wonri cri an cum on a lifeles bodue pilo.
Den he die but go 2 a wreird plaec.
"woh wats dis?" sey wonri. But den evelyn cum.
"winre im sory we hav 2 pokemon batle so i can send u away form purgatory, if u lose u go 2 hel, im sory me no can cum with". Den she reluctanlee trow da pokebal an is send ou arceus.
Winre ha a smug louk on faec. "HA your GOD cant stand up to my RAT! It is in the TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATS!" sed winre manicaly. He den trow ou da rattata.
Arceus laugd, but den atak rat. He endure da hit. Evelyn face went :0.
"USE ENDEAVOR!
Den ratta maed arceus saem helth as him. Den dey brethin heavily. Bot trainrs were determind.
Den arceus tried 2 atack but wonri say, "NOW RATTATA, USE QUICK ATTACK!"
then arceus faintd.
"u beat me ahhaha i gues u r realy cute pls fuk me"
i den sey passionately srsly an wit emotin...
"im sorry i dont fuck filthy casuals"
then al wus ritte with the world in a very convienent way an dey al go 2 hisool an wonri rapez trevor an temmie an paprys an jules an miuco an paul (but not evelyn)
THEN
END