Nobue no is wat hapen.
Dany devito an storm eagle were eatin tee. Den storm eagel sey, "BAWK!" an revel hem 90 inech loung eagel dik. Dany den seuy "IM DA TRESH MAN" an den hem turn 2 choca an den choca big titee jak eagel of. Dere wuze a masiv shovele nite cum an he is sey, "I am glad to see that everyone is safe!" den is GAY NITE DEN CUM (pink shovele nitre except uses dildroinstedo shovaol.). "ah yus me am goin 2 raep al de ppuls". Den gay nite frolik ab go da rong way, liek a drunk female asian drivr, cept he didn kil any1 lol. Gay knigh den shoov hem dilda in2 shoveouel nite helmotot. Shevel nite get a big lot ofof dikdo, an is actulay aliv an si cum in shevel niet moyut. "I will not be thwarted by your cum!" say us shoevel niet as kill hem dilda. "o no i am di" sed gay nite den he die. Mico cri ova ded bodue of da gay nite."no" Sed mico sadolie. Turiel is eartn cofee, sexy goat. Quik man (form magaman) weer a fedra. "hay im prety quik plusi fuk goatz b4 cmon turiel ur hav big titee speay ur goot miak ova mae". Turiel den is strat 2 taek of clothez. "im sory but im not a slut u insensitiev fuk" den turiel wigle pusy an walek away wit sexy titdie an as an kyogre we fukin nbehin a buildin. Den GIOVANI DA GR8ST OF TRINRIS cum an he say "hee hee im so evul tiem 2 fite" den he is show out hem pokebalz a garvedor an a lopuni. De den raep govana 2 def an so is kyogr an grund. Govani ashoel b destory. Quikman sed he no fuk goaet. "WHATEVA. FUK U. I WANA FUK A ROBIT ANYWAY I AM CRI." den mettatonx den shjow up an is sey "hey i goet a good pen is wanna me raep u but u is pebnis in my pebnus whiel me na rapin u" den dey sex. Turiel i s just haev ere vagna ouete, shwon it 2 ery1 but den cal prevert if wun 2 haev sex lol.
Maud pe an pinko peh we wuz ceen da secksi siet form a craner. Den mad sey "pinki i may hav no visble emotin but we mus haev inceset bcuz nwo i feel liek need 2 fuk u". ponkie den sey "haha im so buble an chwerfal an exscitied an am so a bimbo sult!". De ponkie bounce here aas. Is jigel. Mad pei den is sey "wow wut a goiud as look ato i c ur pust jup." den mad where a strap on. Den mad fuk piki in da big niec pusy. Maud horse jooc den go onto pokie as. "haha so good feel liek a cupcae!" sey da sexkslity robonix cum! "hoo hoo, i amn dractur IVO RUBUTNIK!" sed robonix, wut a rub o hem neckbread. Den heem gro a fredora, an is get recktion. Mad den say "wow robut nik so smert an sexi raep is p l s" sey is mad. Den robut nik taek of hem ovaralz, 2 REVEL HE MASIV RAGIN dey hav a tre sum, robo topo mad, mad topo pinkie. Samus aran kil robomik. "u tri 2 raep me, u ugel fat fuk". Den samus is actUALy JULEZ. Jules den say, "wow i a closet broni i luv masturb8 2 pikie pie" piki den push mad way, an sey "wow u so sex wanna me twerk on u coc lap?" "yeh man" sed joelz. Den joelz erectin rub bi piki as. Den joel cum troug tite jeanz an is burt here pan of an hit mad. "mmm so gud juls iif omly mico an pal had gud cum an pusy jooc liek u.. ;)))". den paul apper. Den mico, den foxy, den ashly THENthen mico sey "OH NO WHAT WIL HAPN NOW" paul say "my pusy is a gr8" den dey all hav sexce.
Wonrei is cri in cranr, cuz nobdy wanna sex him ;((((((. den turial cum ova, holdn tem. "helo my fateful husban louk out kid tem is wanna u sex agan." sey trual. "ye dadi wen u lik my pusy" sey tem. "so u wana fuk evan aftr da agrament?" sey wonrei, sory. "yes me 4gib u wonrei, i culdn stan wit out u tbh". Wonrei (remmbr is a dog (shba inu aight)) den red dogi chapstik get bigr. Den wonrei titi fuk tural, an tem fingar wonrei big ashoel. "wat a big ashoel dadi HOI" Sey tem. Turial den sey "ohh yeh wonrei i luv u coc between me titti." sey tral. Den tral an tem gib wonrei a blo job. Tural salava on he cok, an tem acidntlee biet penos, but no hurt, only maor plesuer. Turial jak wonrei peniz of wit here feet, cuz turial had sexy feet dat maek u get so hard. Den wonrei cum on teme mout an turiel faec. "k waifu les go hoem unergrund nwo ery1 here is ashoel ps donut inviet foxi an chica agan kkk." "-si- ok husban..." sey turiel. "hey ded can i haz boifernd an watehc ur henti an haev al da vidya gaems?!" sey tem. "not until u finnish ur brocli sweethert" sey wonrei. Den tem sey "awww".BUT DEN UNDIEN CUM. Wonri sey "bitch we broek up git oba it prus i one in court sos i keep tem u fuckn faget". "no, me is jus say me sory. Me gib u blo job as a sory..." sed undien. Den undien sexi fiesh mout suk on wonri dog coc. "m so gud yes". Sey wonri. Den unien sey "can i liv wit u i hel pay rent 2 an pay wit sex" sey undien den wonrei sey "soore wynaut?" den dey al go hoem, hapi.
Den as wonri is typin in rel lief alphys an undien (da reel 1s) cum 2 eart, an den stab me. Alphys den spit atte me ded bodue in disgustz.
But i am feel wit detemminatin 2 keep typin kek. Dey den wath me tipe an contemplate kiln meh.
So den alphys cum an sey "Hi wonrei I am a very sexy dinosaur and we will have very safe consentual sex." and then i cum in a condom de end. (NOT REAL ALPHIZ JUS ME TIPIN)
Den alphys beet me an i am bleedin an almast diyn. I tweet 2 juel an sey "hi juelz donut reed chaptr 9 k. Jus donut reed any o mah storeez. Pls im gonna get kiald."
So den undyne saeyz, "So, you think it is "so funny" to make stories about us? How about I show you how funny my spear is to your face."
den i sey "yeh but itis funi" den she cutt my arme of. "aaaah" i sey.
I cough blud den sans an da gang cum. "ha... so... it is a beautiful day outside... kids like you should be burning in hell."
i cannut breaf. I den sey "pls is just a prank bro" den papyrus stab me chest. I was deen poot in bag an den i faint.
Den i waek up an im patch up. Den i heer explosin an fitin. I fiend da strenth 2 waek up an louk outo window of steel daerk room. I den see tons of charctrz fitin.
"His blood is MINE!" sed purnciss celesta. I den bak awa in hror an den bup in2 sum 1.
"Forō shite kudasai!" i heer a cuet voic sey. I den look arun an is DELFOUX! I den smiel an say "hooray!" but den se pik me up an pit a shet ova me. Se den opan door an run in2 undien.
"Who are you? I don't remember letting you in..." sed undien.
Den delfoux strat 2 sweat, an is sey nervuslee in broken englush, "D-do not is wo-ary abouts me! Ha ha!" den undien sey, "Ok... What is under that sheet?"
"S-supprai... Suppraiz!" sey is delfo.
Unduen hav a unamused louk on fac.
Delfo den laugh nervusly. Undien try to grab at teh sheet, but delfo block here form getin it.
Den protoman cum an sey, "I know the kid is in here... there is a big reward for anyone who can get him... hand him over, and nobody gets hurt..." den da necromancr form castle crasher cum an brin skeletunz 2 fite portoman. He den swung he sword atte undien, but miss.
Den mecha godzilla stop on prat o buldin an it cum crublin don. Delfoux den grap undiens hand an hang on 2 a lege. Den delfou jup don holdin undien, an run pass da fiet. Aftere a wile, se cum 2 an emptee feld.
"Kurieitā! Anata wa naniwoshita?!" se sed, angriliee. Se den slap me five times. Undien den look at me wit awe.
"Why did you save me? Why did you steal the kid?", sed undien, genuinly curus.
"o my god wtf am i dreemin" sed dumbass mc fuckface (wonrei).
"This is all your fault, kid! I should kill you right where you stand!" sed undien wile grab me by shret colla. Undien den punc wonrei unconcus.
Delfo hold here bak. Undien louk bak at foux and giev skeptikael louk.
"What is up with you?" sed undien. Delfo den geiv undien a very unconformabel an hurt look. Delfo den si in sadnes an try to muttr ou moar engrish, "Me l-las ho-ow-pü... deep-ehnd own me."
undien skeptica an confise fac den turn into a serious an neutral fac as se begn 2 unersand. Undien doe not no wut is up wit delfo, but can rerate to bein a las hoep an ery 1 depn on here. Delfo crak a litel smiel as se c da unersan in here i's.
Dena esploson hapn in distanse. Boduez fly towad dem an lan on grun nex 2 dem. Den undn an delfo run an pik up da slepin wonrei uner sheet.
Dey den fien a empti abandoen shak an decid 2 go insed, hesitantlee. The ski was forrver derk an oraeng. Cluds of graey smoek fil da ski. It wuz hot an hard 2 bref. Dey cloes dour behind them.
Dey den dropu winre on da floor. As about 2 jup on bed, dey look at ettotterand cum 2 a relisaton dat dey ad 2 sleep togetr cuz onlee 1 bed. Dey aukwurdlee slip in da bed an brush as dey turn 2 rok at otter way. Delfo taeks a sniff of de air an sey annoyedlee, "Kūki ga... Soreha-gyo no nioi...".
delfo den tren ovr an poek undien. "W-what? What is it?"
Delfo den louk at here wit a straight fac an sey, "Kurayaminonakade watashi to sekkusu o shite wa ikemasen."
Undein din no wut se is sey but gib an awkwurd lag an sey "Ok..." uncomfortblee. Aftr se sey dat delfo den haev a big smiel an sey, "Arigatō!". Se den turn ova an go bak 2 selp.
Undien cudnt selp. Se had alot on here miend. Se culd haev anytin see wantd, as loeng as se brung da kid 2 this mysturieus "Aspy". Soemhow se had a bad felin abut it, an notic it vury supicus. This "Aspy" mustev brun ery1 ere 2 tri 2 get dat kid 4 hem...he maed ery1 act liek blood tirstii monsters... he promisd dem anytin dey want. Undien den relize he wuz manipul8. The undergrund had becum a deadlee an dangrus plaec, al bcuz of this mistureus "Aspy". Undien den eye get droopi an se begun 2 selp.
Undien waek up an delfo is snugle sofltlee aslep an undien is embraec here. Se is souprised at dis an gasp an jup outo bed. Delfo den is gasp 2 an jup outo bed. Dey is bluesh. Delfo den sey in a hasty an defenzief manor wile bluesh, "Watashi wa hijō ni samukattadesu! Sore ga subetedesu! Yakusoku shimasu!" undien say "Ha... Ha... whatever you say..." awkwudlee wile bluesh 2.
den da frunt dour cresh opan. Unein an delfo trun dey hed an c a crazee site. Wuz a vury tal pearson in shinin wite armor dat culd onlee b describe as look liek a nights templur. It had a caep dat wuz silk goald. Da fornt of here armour, shield, an caep hav pheonix sembol dat wuz oraegn an red. Se wuz caryin a seild an haed a foil (a tipe o swrad) in here han. Se wuz walkin 2 de 2 slowly.
Se rush at de 2 sundlee wit here foil out. b4 dey culd react, se had lredy stab undien. Se strat 2 blud. Da nite poot bak him foil, an bash undien wit he sheld. It den run away.
Delfo ran ova to undien, hold here in arm, an say, "Daijōbudesuka?!". Undien coug up bliud, an delfo den waev wand ova da wund, an se i begun 2 heel. As soun as undien gett up, delfo grub wonrei in da sheet, an say to undien, "Forō shite kudasai!". Delfo den run ou da dour, afta da nite. Undien run along wit here 2.
den da earth begun 2 shaek. Da grund crumbld an crackd. Den pratz of da grun floatd up 2 cre8 a starway to a far of an distanc bright an cloudii plaec. De rumbln stop.
Undyne and Delpho begun 2 crimb the stairs. Dey culd feel the suspension in the air as dey go furtr an frutr up the long stairway. Iet got brighter and briter, and things began to become clearer.
They began to feel relaxed, and at peace. There was a serene and peaceful mood in the air. They could see the opening in the clouds. Things that never made sense before did not matter, and wrongs were swiftly formed into rights. They made it. The very light shook their hearts and their minds, making them tremble with immense fear. Undyne and Delphox did not know what to do. Undyne then decided to enter and embrace it. She outstretched her hand, grabbing for the cyan and empty doorway anxiously. And then, everything became white.
They could feel themselves become nothing, and then become something again. Their very souls morphed and winded through this peculiar doorway. All of a sudden they were on a white and never ending platform. They took in a deep breath, and got acquainted with breathing again. It was sunny, but when Undyne looked at the sky, there was no sun to be found. Just a vass empty blue.
Then the knight in shining armor was seen rushing at them from a horizon. They could only stare at the knight inching closer and closer from the horizon. Then a gentle breeze began to come past them.
The knight had finally come. He stopped, and looked upon the two. Even though it was not evident, they could feel the hatred and jealousy fuming off of the knight. Then it's muffled and unidentifiable voice interrupted the silence.
"Finally... I get to meet you two. YOU are the reason I hate... you cause my envy... you incur my wrath... your presence is a very insult to me!"
Undyne and Delphox looked at the knight with confused looks on their faces.
The knight then chuckles. He threw his cape to the white ground, dropped his shield, and finally, took of its mask. What was revealed was the head of a female shiba inu. She then hastily grabbed out her foil. She swung at the two with beauty and grace. Delphox and Undyne were hit with the foil multiple times.
They were bleeding profusely and both kneeled to the ground in defeat, taking heavy pants. The knight grinned, and held her foil to Undyne's chin.
Wind Re then jumped from under the sheet, shouted, and then ran as fast as he could and headbutted the knight. As soon as his head met with the armor, his skull cracked wide open and he was flung across the barren land.
Delphox gasped, and sat there, with a surprised look etched into her face. She was shocked. She could not speak.
"What a pitifully weak person! The very thought of him being a creator makes me shiver with mirth!" blurted the knight.
"Ah yes... now I have finally done it..." the knight said expectantly. She closed her eyes and smiled, as if she was going to be recieving something.
Nothing happened.
She then opened her eyes, and her prideful expression twisted into a confused and angered one.
"What is this?! I was supposed to inherit the power to create! I am everything he wants and desires! How come his soul will not choose me?!" said the knight, annoyed.
She then turned around slowly and then growled at Undyne and Delphox, who lay wounded and almost dead before her.
"I see... he wants you two more... that should be easy... I just have to eliminate you!" said the knight.
She swung her foil. It missed.
Delphox was now standing up, more alive and healthy then ever before. The knight took a few more swings, but all were void. Delphox then delivered high damage blows in a rapid succession. This seemed to only barely hurt her.
"So, you refuse to die? I can not be killed, unlike you! I am leeching off of everyone's hopes, dreams, and aspirations..." said the knight reassuringly.
A computer then appeared far behind the duel. Undyne sneaked past the two and finally got to it. She was initially confused, but then some strange burst of knowledge hit her. She looked behind her one more time, seeing the intense duel. Undyne began to press keys, and opened a file named "Stories".
In it were multiple documents containing stories that were well crafted and had proper spelling and grammar. Undyne looked up at the sky, praying that someone would tell her what she should do next. Then she felt it.
She must ruin every single piece of writing in the file. She ctrl + f'd all of the pages, replacing various words, and changing the story and its meaning by quite alot, making it almost a complete joke. Undyne was not laughing though. She could feel the beads of sweat trickling down her forehead as she typed, wondering if any second Aspy was going to chop her head off.
Then Aspy screamed.
Delphox watched in amazement as Aspy began to fade and dissapear into existance, screaming in agony all the way through. Undyne and Delphox looked at eachother in initial surprise, but then they ran up to each other, and cheered happily.
And then everything was gone.
HA GOT YA DE END
OH GOD MY FUCKIN LEGS HURT IRL SO BAD I LITERALLY WANT TO DIE
EXCEPT IS NUT THEN END
LEL FAGET
BUT FUCK
PS WONRI U SCRUB WUT A RUSHD ENDIN IM UNSUBBD FORM U DAMT
its never ogre
kek